 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're doing something a little bit different. You see, I wanted to change up my content, you know, spice things up, so I moved my camera slightly. Now you're getting a slightly different angle. And today we're gonna be playing West of Loathing. Oh, and there's beans! A BEAN! Alright, let us get started. Got this weird to look there, you know? Alright, new game. Alright, we're gonna be Jim Pickens. Wanted. For Protagonizing. Reward, 867 meters. But like, what meat? Is that like human meat? Is it like mice or- Oh god, damn it, I feel like I'm in Five Nights of Fridays again. Let's just get started. I don't want to talk about meat anymore. I heard the strangest dream. I was choosing a character class. And for some reason I picked Bean Slinger. Oh wait, no, it's magic? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's too complicated for me. My dream was I was punching cows. Cow punches all their problems with their fists, whether it's shaking them at a disagreeable feller. I like this already. I want to be a cow puncher. Jesus Christ, why is my bird just as big as me? Or is it all perspective? I don't know. Oh, it's kinda lonely without the music, isn't it? Alright, just let me put that back on, please. There we go. Okay, yeah, cowboys. It's mom's pie safe. It keeps all her pies safe. Thank you for describing what it does. It does what it says on the tin. Who's this? How did I know I was going to find a needle in a haystack? I was about to say it before it happened. Hey, Rufus, time for me to head west. I still don't understand why you're leaving. Get off this stupid farm. A book? Give me the one about, oh, Jesus, picking locks. I'm going to the desert. I'm not sure why I picked that. I'm going to see a mirage of a giant badlock or something. Oh, that is bad posture, young man. Come on, sit up straight. I think maybe I should have got that book in survival because I'm just walking into this cactus repeatedly. Oh, I got a perk, mostly scabs. The thing is, the speech bubble is coming above the cactus. Maybe I'm hurting him. Maybe this is Soviet Russia. Hey, where's your hat, dagnabbit? You can't drink in here without a hat. Tain proper. He points to the take a hat, leave a hat box. Alright, let's go get a hat. Oh, there we go. That's a lovely hat. Oh, he'd be happy to join me, he said. That might be a good opportunity. Where am I? Oh, I'm here. Okay, we all kind of look similar. I'm making him look into the spittoon. He says it's full of spit, surprisingly. Who could have guessed it? You were now on your hands and knees spitting into a filled and crusted spittoon. I don't understand what is wrong with you. There's something shiny. Get it. Your skin is burning, your eyes start to water. Search, keep searching. Yes, I got a nasty ring. You appear to have gotten some kind of ring, probably some kind of disease as well. I'm happy. Oh, oh, lockpick. Yes, that's fucking terrifying. What is that? I found a whiskey box. It's a goblin. You know, I'm fucking attacked the goblin. This is a terrible idea. Why am I doing this? I just broke into this base and now I'm beating the shit out of a goblin. This combat is impressive, though. I am overwhelmed right now. Well, maybe not overwhelmed. I'm definitely overwhelmed, though. I'm pretty overwhelmed. And I am victorious. Don't worry, everyone, your goblins defeated. The bartender's like, that was my son. Oh, wait, I got money. I got 200 meat. He grabbed a bag of meat. That's what I get for destroying the goblin. They're playing poker. Oh, I'll play. I'll put up 20 meat. God, that must be a disgusting table. Just meat instead of chips. I'm all in. As you push the meat towards them. Okay, I lost my intimidator, them. So I gained 50 meat. My guy doesn't look like an intimidating guy. He's built like a stick man. But then again, everyone is. Maybe he's just bulkier than the rest of them by like a few pixels. A bigger brush on Photoshop was used to draw him. You already plumbed the depths of this spittoon and you're on depravity. You should be ashamed of yourself. Oh, don't worry. I don't have any shame left. Hola, amigos. Kittal. The sheriff. Yes, I'm looking for work. All right, a gang called the Frickr Gang. Well, they've not seen that the Fekker Gang yet. The Fekker Gang is gonna. It's gonna, it's gonna kill them. Sheriff's like, you sure you're the protagonist would wait like that? Oh, snake oil. I hear that heals everything. He's looking for soap and a needle. I use my needle to pick the lock. Oh, I could get free dynamite if I had dickering. What's dickering? Hey, wait, that's not a cactus. It's cacti, because it's in a group. Wait a minute, that's not cacti. That's two midgets in a cactus outfit. You approach the weird cactus man hybrid. He smiles at you. Sometimes that's all it takes to brighten your day. Not just a smile, you know what? A man cactus hybrid. What happened to you, Bill? Well, to be honest, partner, I drank too much cactus beer and it turned me into a cactus. And that's why they call you cactus, Bill. No, that's just a coincidence. That's just my name. My second name is Bill and my parents called me cactus. Hey there, friends, how's it going? My name is cactus. I gave the cactus a newspaper and he says I can have a shovel now. Oh, there we go. Now he looks like a cactus that's staking out a crime scene and staying incognito. Oh, God, I keep walking in the horse poop. Okay, well, may as well own it now. Oh, Jesus Christ, my guy's clumsy. Oh, I thought that said the horse meat, but no, it's horses. It's 1000 meat. Let's take a look. I need to find the the Frickeringang's hideout. Okay, that made it easy. Wait, what? Is this one of the Frickeringang? Hello, Fricker. I'm a fecker. He appears to be taking a little nap. Just shoot him then. It doesn't seem very sportsman like it. I don't care. Really, you're just gonna gun down a hapless sleeping man and call blood. How many times do I have to say this? Yes, kill him. He's just a kid. Great, let's kill him. It's just his dang partner. All right, well, he's dead. I feel like I'm not ready for this. I'm camouflaged if I go against the black. Look at that. Oh, they won't see me coming. They'll just see it floating ahead and they'll just be scared. Oh, another sleeping person. He's dozing in a bathtub. Just drown him. Oh, he's like Robin, Dom, Dom. Off in the corner of the cave. It's probably echoing through the cave. Robin, Dom, Dom. Robin, Dom, Dom. Robin, Dom, Dom. Oh, look at their shadows. It's honestly terrifying. All right, I'm just gonna go up and say hello. Oh my God, I thought they were gonna kill each other there. Like I see handstands on the lamp and everything. Like they're not even reacting. They're just playing poker now. I think they might actually be okay. This might be a huge mistake and they might be innocent. Shoot one of them in the back. You draw your pistol and execute the one with the eye patch. His brother screams, jumps behind a barrel and starts firing you wildly. All right, let's get fighting. Screw the gun, go up and punch him. There we go. Oh no, don't shoot back at me. Go back and punch him. I'll fucking hell. Okay, a shot is only half a punch in this world. That's what I like to see. Victory. Oh, they stole the door of the jail, really? Robin, Dom, Dom, he says. That's like his catchphrase. All right, let's go see the sheriff. Ow. How many times? I just walk into every cactus and I step in every piece of shit. Oh, he needs a lock as well because the thing is broken. Okay, I'll look out for a lock. I'm gonna go get that shovel from earlier. He said it was at the mine behind the outhouse. Behind, yay, shovel. Oh, my perks. Mostly scabs. You've been poked by so many cactuses. It's cacti. Your body has built up an entire extra set of skin capillaries just to deal with the constant tiny puncture wounds. Plus five HP. You're a cold-blooded killer and people can see it in your eyes. It's often the last thing they see, in fact. The whole currency seems to be meat. What are they mining for? Are they mining meat? I don't even know what my quest's at. What am I doing? Let's just go into the mine. I don't even know what I'm doing. You got an item, unrefined meat nugget. Okay, they are actually mining for meat. Okay, I don't know what I've done. Okay. Detonation plunger. Oh, there's some TNT here. Let's set this up. Press the plunger, run away. Did it do anything? Oh, you forgot to hook up a blasting cap. How do I do that? Level one. Okay, blasting caps. God damn it, I need a crowbar. Do you have a floor for crowbars? Okay, level three. Get me a crowbar. It's already convenient. Oh, for the sake I need to pick the lock. All right, I'm leaving. After all that. I mean, I have a shovel. I can dig up these graves. I can't. I can dig up this one. Okay, maybe not a great idea. He's an angry pirate who has a sword. Oh, I got a sword now. That's great. Hello. Okay. We're scuffling. Sounds like a little xylophone. A spooky translucent horse. What? Oh, wait, this is one of the horses I must find. Oh, for fuck's sake. Ow, another cactus. How big are these snakes? I want to punch it. I don't know if this is a good idea. Oh God, it's terrifying. It's like a children's cartoon character or something. I'm just beating the shit out of it. Oh my God, how many snakes are there? I don't even really mind the fights because the fights are easy. They're just really, really slow because they move like that. Ow. Oh my God, what's wrong with this horse? All right, I think now that I've returned his horses, I have enough to buy a horse. Give me the one with the crazy eyes. Okay, but I gotta warn you, this horse has seen some stuff. But I'll sell them for 1,000 meters. I'll call them Google. I can shovel things now. Oh yeah, I'm cleaning up the town. If only I could cut down these cacti, including cactus bill. In fact, especially cactus bill. All right, I'm ready to move on to the next place. All you need now is a partner, somebody to share the trail with. Somebody you can rely on for emotional combat support. Oh, crazy Pete's coming. I'm sure I could have got someone better. Yeah, I definitely could have gotten someone better. I got crazy Pete over here and Google. He's definitely seen some shit. The piano player is not very good at his job. Yeah, let's try and fix him. Oh okay, the piano player is like some robot or something. Jesus, we're in Westworld all of a sudden. Wait, West of Loathing. Oh my God, we are in Westworld. Oh cowbell. Yeah. Now I make the music. I need needles. I want to lockpick the piano player. Oh, another spittoon. Let's go inspect it. He's like, here we go again. Keep searching, keep going. Filty porcelain cow, what? Let me see some wanted posters here. The stripy hat gang. Oh, that's not very creative. Cavern Canyon. Okay, I'll look for them. Don't mention it. And I'm just like mentioning it. I'm just thanking him. I've run out of ways to thank you, but I really do want you to know that I'm grateful for your help. Do not mention it. Let's go deal with those people from earlier. Danger, spider. I don't believe that. Okay, I should have believed that I'm leaving. This cave will be the one. Yeah, this is what I want. Now he's sneaking, even though he's got that lantern out. Oh, I like his sneaking. Oh, here comes crazy Pete. Oh no, crazy Pete. Well, there goes crazy Pete. Well, fuck, I may be in trouble here. There we go, a little band-aid. That should be fine. Put one band-aid on his eye. I don't know if I can beat this. It's gonna be actually fairly close, I think. Oh, no. Fekker. God damn it, at least I lost Pete. Is he gonna spawn back? Ow, okay, yeah, he spawned back. Do I have any other weapons I could use? I got my knife now, guys. I'm ready to fight again. At least I know they're the stripy hat gang for sure, because those are some awful hats. There we go. This is just an absolute massacre. As crazy Pete would say, it's absolutely crazy. Then he go back to selling used mattresses, danger bear, I gotta go to the bear. The shadows are fucking creepy. The way they move, I don't like that. The poor chef is chained to the wall. Hey, you're not one of them. Are you here to rescue me? Let me get back to you now. I'm not sure yet. I'm inspecting the place first. All right, fine, yeah, come free. Oh, he's got a good idea, he says. You promise not to steal my idea? Yeah, I definitely promise. He's inventing the hot dog, I think. I call it the hot dog. Okay, cause his name is dog. How about the hot gym instead? All right, well, that's dog saved. What is this? Why is he angry? Oh, just because, yeah. He's just that way as a person. Oh, I need that crowbar that I left behind. I shouldn't have left that behind, I forgot. That was definitely crazy, Pete. I saw him moving when the nays were happening. Oh, finally a store. Oh, a crowbar, locks, needles. Oh, God damn, buy just a shit ton of needles. Advanced cow punching. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. You know what, that might be a good time to end the day. You go to sleep. You dream that you're having lunch with a ticking clock in a fancy French restaurant. But then you go out drinking with your father. You wake up screaming. Well, okay then. You know what, after that fantastic dream, I think it might be time to end. I don't want to end to the sound of punching. Hold on, let me get out of here. There we go. We'll end to the sound of the creaking windmill and a guy is he going, oh, because I'm standing on him. But I really enjoyed this. I hope you did too. If you want to see more, let me know because I think I might be interested in playing more of this game. It seems really quirky. It's been on my list for so long. People have requested it a lot on Twitter and whatnot, which is probably the best place to ask me if you want me to check out a game or the subreddit called me Kevin's subreddit. But yeah, I think we're gonna end it there. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as all those folks and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now.