 Oh geez. So the reason I'm marrying this sweetheart to my left is because she is full of some amazing ideas and one idea she had was to do a weird switch accessory video on the channel and that series ended up becoming one of the most popular series of videos on the channel. Since the last one we did, something new happened in our lives with the switch, you got your own. The twist of events, what are we doing this time instead? I don't know, you didn't tell me. You know what we're doing. No, who are you? Since you have your own switch, I figured it'd be fun to flip things around to switch it up and this time I would buy you some weird Nintendo Switch accessories and then you can look at them like, why would I ever use these? Except I'll probably use all of them. I very much doubt it. Oh sorry, that part of the video, I guess that was an audible. But you know what is audible? The sponsor of this video. What do you think Simon? Do you use audible in your day-to-day life? Yeah. 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It's helping me come up with meal plans and figure out what I can actually eat but it's also keeping me motivated at the gym. Let's see if Kimberly was paying attention through this. What's the URL? Audible.com slash beat em ups. Ooh. And what number do they have to text beat em ups to? F***. 500 500 and get started and get your free books. You get one free book a month as well as the one free one on the free trial. There's so much free. Was I confusing? Click that link down below. It explains it better. Thank you once again to Audible for sponsoring this video. Now let me throw some weird Nintendo Switch accessories at Kim since that's why you're all here. I went the scraps of what was left on Etsy that you didn't already buy. You probably saw some of these, especially the ones I'm about to hand you. Oh God, is it the knives? No. Okay, Kimberly. Now that you've ruined this surprise, here's your first weird Nintendo Switch accessory. These are pretty popular on Etsy. I had a feeling that you would have seen these. Take them, play with them, experience them. I don't know what situation, maybe if you're like in a back alley playing your Switch and somebody gets a little jazzy. I don't know. I don't know what use you could have but they are actually kind of sharp. I know, I know. It's like a little shiv. You should probably get one shiv out of them before they go blunt. Try them out. On what? On your joy cons. Ah. Can you think of any practical uses for this? This is one of them things like I just don't understand why. Leveraging your chances in Mario Party, I guess. Somebody steals your star one too many times. You just start poking them. Just to remind you, I could kill you. Wow, you're just in a not caring mood right now, huh, Simon? So you made me rate them. What are you rating this out of five? Can I rate them after I see them up? What? Because I don't want to give one too high or too low of a rating before I know who else is coming to the party here. I gotta find out. All right, this next one actually, we're gonna need another, hold on. I'm gonna get your dock but we're gonna have to be really careful because I don't want to scratch yours because yours is the cool one. I don't know if you would have seen this one while you were looking around the internet. I think it's a newer thing. Nope, I haven't seen him. Do you know what this is? Or is there a lock on it? Can you draw a correlation here? So nobody can steal your Switch dock? This one is absolutely ridiculous. This right here is probably the stupidest, I'm sorry to whoever made it, the stupidest Nintendo Switch accessory I have ever seen. I'm trying to figure out what exactly is this padlock? I'm guessing it's for someone who can't steal your Switch. I'm assuming that whoever made this had a sibling. Okay, continue with your theory. So this is to prevent the theft. So you don't trust your sibling that much. I saw people online saying it's for, if you invite friends around and you don't want them to steal the Switch. Okay, what kind of friends do you have? I know. You have to worry that they'll steal your Switch. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Get new friends. You go to your friend's house for a party. He invites you around and you get there. You have the key right before you. And this is on his Switch. And you're like, dude, what is that? And he's like, well, I knew you were coming around. So I locked my Switch to its dock. I don't think you can tell him that's what happened. Why else? I think you're just like, ah, yeah, I just... It'd be hard not to draw the correlation. Also, if you are at the point where you're gonna steal someone's Switch, this ain't stopping you. You're unhooking this thing and you're taking it regardless. You just get a dock out of it as well. I think, in theory, this worked for someone, but... Well, you want to rank that one? Or you want to give your thoughts on that one? No, I'm gonna wait till the end. Are you gonna use that one past this video? You always ask me if I'm gonna use it past the video. So I'm gonna throw it back at you. You're gonna use it? No. You're worried I'm gonna steal your Switch? Not really a fear that I face on a daily basis. So this next one, I tailored it to your liking. And then one of them, one of them I've tailored more to my liking, but it's kind of generic. I got you little NES cartridges that you open up and you can store a Switch card inside. And I picked your favorite games on the Switch, the Pokemon, the Yoshi, which isn't out yet, but I'm assuming. Eventually, he'll go in there. And then Mario Rabbis, which you really liked. And then I got Super Smash Brothers because, I mean, it's cool. They don't fit! Well, I mean, not really. You had one job, man. It's like a millimeter too small. I mean, they still close. It just kind of bothers me that it doesn't really sit flush in there. I feel like. I go, get ya. He didn't like that. I pick my teeth with it. He's chewing it. Well, at least someone has a use for it. I don't know why his first instinct when he doesn't know what it is is to just pick his teeth with it. I'm gonna bite it. I like them. I think they're cool. Even if you don't put the games in them, they're still cool to just like. They're cute. Yeah. I would lose them, but. Well, yeah. They yours. Because you're a moose. But these are like. Do moose lose things? Clumsy moose. Simon, you are so in the way this video, man. Simon, I'm not in the way. This is the way. You're adorable, and I love you. But you're just dominating this whole video, man. You just experienced that one for yourself. I mean, it's hopeful. Right. Yeah, I did see these. You did? I like these. I'm so glad the camera can see exactly what's happening behind the fat boy there. I know, okay, sorry. I have two. You know, honestly, I think it's pretty cool. It is pretty cool. It's a shame that there's only one Pokemon game, though. I feel like this would be more for like 3DS games where you have several Pokemon games and you keep them all in the Pokemon. I could see that argument, but I feel like you could fit like your Yoshi's, your Splatoon's. Right, but it's not really on theme. Well, it's kind of Nintendo theme, you know? Also, I could have proposed with this thing. I've been like, I choose you. I'm so glad you didn't. Would you have said yes? I mean, probably, but for different reasons. What different reason? That's kind of cool. You're gonna use it? I don't know. This is what you did to me, by the way. Every time, you're gonna use it? You're gonna use it after this video? And then I'd be like, I don't know if I want a thing strapped around my neck all the time while I play my Switch. What? To be fair, though, you did use that, though. One time. Okay, what's next? Kind of like when you do yours and you buy me stuff, there's always that one that's like, almost completely irrelevant to Switch, but kind of relevant to Switch. This is my one of that. Open it. It is the world's- I like this. I saw it, I almost bought you this as a joke, so I'm glad that you bought it. It's the world's tiniest Nintendo Switch. It's cute. I like it. I like that the Joy-Cons are actually- Yeah, removable. And yeah, it's got a dock. You can put in a dock. It's really cool. Is it sad if this is my favorite so far? No, it's yours. Anything can be your favorite. Hey, you know what, actually? How much do you like this? What do you mean? I mean, do you want to keep it? Why? Because you can buy it from me for a penny. That way, everyone that complains and every single one of the videos that I shouldn't title it my girlfriend buys my Nintendo Switch accessories, not only is that correct in the first place, but if you actually buy my Nintendo Switch accessory for a penny, then it works in both ways. You've been having a rough time with that, huh? You want to buy it? Yes. All right, the next one, and the next one costs $100. And I'm not going to say that I regret it because I think a lot of people are going to get a kick out of it. It's just not exactly what I expected with that being said. Close your eyes. Put out your hands. Oh, geez, so wet. So slithery. No, no. So moist. I almost bite you this too. So bad it was really cool. Yeah, except you probably thought that's way too expensive and you didn't. I was like, he's not going to like that I paid $100 for this. And then you paid $100. Before I give my, and by the way, thanks again, Audible, for sponsoring this video because with the help of Audible, I've been able to actually afford this. This was $100 on its own. I spent too much money on this stuff. Look it over and tell me what you think. I'm confused by the wire. I went to, oh. So it's a dock. It's here. Let me show you the people. Pop it down on the table for a second. Put it right here in the middle. Oh, it's like an actual functional. It's an actual Nintendo Switch dock. And I'm really scared I'm going to scratch my Switch on it. Wow, okay. So with that in mind, just give me a little. That would explain why it costs $100. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, that mechanic part to it. I think actually the amiibo's fit. The amiibo's don't fit there. They sit there. They don't sit there. I think in her picture, they had. No, it sits here. So that's kind of what threw me because I thought $100, okay, that's kind of expensive. I know how much it costs. I don't know how much work went into it, but there was a picture of the Mario wedding amiibo here. And I was like, oh, at least they get the amiibo out of it. No. It's cool in an entire concept and theory, but what do you think? I think it's really cool. Okay, well, I mean, if you like it, it's yours anyway. It doesn't matter if I like it. So how about we rank these things or to like your favorite to your least favorite? No, that's hard. Listen, I'm sorry. If you don't think this is the worst thing on the table, I know this is supposed to be you ranking it. I need to, but I don't think- I'm just for my own peace of mind take. I don't think I'd be able to sleep at night if you didn't put that one as the literal most useless thing on this table. And someone's gonna fight me in that in the comments. My best friend is an ex convict, and I'm really worried he's gonna steal my switch at night. I would love that. Send it to me. My brother breaks my, I'm on my third switch. My brother's broken two of my switches. I would love to lock it up at night under chain and key. I don't hate any of these. Like that's- No, I mean- I think that's important to note. I don't hate these. I didn't buy- I just don't need it is the thing. Yeah, I relate. To what? Nothing. Nothing. And then your favorite favorite is the little miniature switch, which I had a feeling you'd find adorable. Yeah, yeah. I guess it counts. He counts. Another reminder, if you want to meet both Kim and I, we're gonna be in California later this month on the 23rd and 24th. If it's past that date and you're watching this in the future, you already missed us and you'll never see us again because I'm probably dead. But if you want to come, use code Beat Him Up so check out for 10% off. Thanks once again to Audible for sponsoring the video. Really appreciate it. Make sure to click those links down below if you want to get a free audio book. 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