 I don't know if you boys have ever felt like this, but every once in a while, in video games, you play someone so toxic, so unbelievably infuriating, that when it's all said and done, and you finally clutch up the W, it's the most surreal feeling you'll ever have. Today's video was initially a pack-and-play, but the gameplay was so unbelievably good that I gave it a different title and thumbnail. Enjoy this video, because I know I did. So all mad, and these are the new highest overall cards in the game. We've got Ken Riley, Kurt Warner, Ronnie Lott, Derek Thomas, John Runyon, Marvin Harrison, and then of course the limited Reggie White, who costs over a million coins right now, and Michael Irvin, who's at 1.2 million coins right now. It's a pretty dope promo. I'm not too excited about all the players in it, but one of my favorites is definitely Ronnie Lott, special place in my heart from Madden Mobile. Let's get after it boys, it's gonna be a good day. Actually you know it's gonna be a good day. This was on my desk when I walked in today. Look at this, you ready? Just remember how single you are. Just remember how single you are. Just remember how few bitches you get, all right? As I drink out of my owl cup, I am homosexual. All right, what is all Madden offer us here? Is there a training re-roll? There is a training re-roll. 82 plus overall all Madden player for 1450 training. I guess I'm gonna start with the all Madden Platinum pack. We get 585 pluses and then 580 plus elite Platinum players. Sure. I have yet to see the big animation. The standard animation is this little film reel right here, but I haven't pulled any of the 91s. Kind of geeked up to see what they got. Dude EA has me some perfectly brainwashed dude. All I give a shit about is these pack animations. That's crazy. This is what those 90 year old people feel like doing slot machines. Just fucking. See those videos where they're like clawing at it? That's gonna be me in a couple of years with Madden. I'll be clawing at my screen. All 85s in that definitely mid, but I'm sure there's a set that's available for somebody. Oh no wonder they're so expensive. This is one of the first bundles I've seen in a while that does not guarantee the 91 overall. This has six all Madden packs, 585 pluses and four 88 pluses. Any given all Madden pack. Wow. An all Madden pack has a 6% chance as an 88 overall better. That's a lot better than I expected. The 85 plus has an 8% chance that the 88 overalls are better and the 88 plus. Wow. Those are dog shit. 5% chance of the 91s. I'm no mathematician, but there's really, I don't know, maybe a 20, 25% chance that in any given bundle, you'd get a 91. They're really leaving it up to those sets. That makes total sense why those limits are so expensive too. Ronnie Lod, Derek Thomas, DeMarcus Lawrence, Ryan Jensen, Jalen Thompson, Derek Thomas, Marvin Harrison. I got to stay vigilant for the pack animation though. That's not it. That's not it. Oh, 88 Kurt Warner though in the all Madden. I'll take that. 88. Oh shoot. I'm on 88 pluses already. 88 Ken Riley. Come on. We got to get at least 191. There's no way. 88 John Runyon. There's definitely a big animation. I'll know instantly. That's not 80 either. No. Not like this. Not like this. No. Thomas. I still technically have the 85 pluses. If I want to get the 91 and 85 plus, that shit would be bonkers. 85 Derek Thomas. Say another 85 or 88. 85 Ronnie Lod. No. Oh, I'm so sad. John Runyon. And this is not our final player. We're getting there. 85 John Runyon. Dude, I never should have opened on the nonpacking play account. What am I thinking? 85 Ken Riley. That was Dogwater. So I was correct though. It's relatively easy to get these in the set. If you open that bundle, you need 588. That's exactly what I pulled was 588. But with how expensive these cards, there's no animation. There's no animation. Shit. So I'm going to have to really look. Ooh, that changes things. It's Derek Thomas. I decided to do the Derek Thomas because I know he's going to sell for a lot. This is an absolutely disgusting card. Tom is 90 speed, 90 Excel, 92 block shed, 91 power moves. What's his hit power? 92 hit bar. This card's fucking bonkers. So like I said, this is my wheel and mod account. So I'm just going to sell this right now. There's also an all Madden strategy item. This boosts all of your players in the all Madden head to head event only, but it's an insane boost. Block shed power move run block man covered deep route throw power zone coverage catching trucking. That might be what I had to play on the pack and play squad. All right, we're on the pack and play squad account. I know the pack and play squad could use one of these, but I'm not sure which player I need the most. I guess the game is going to determine that for us. If we pull somebody, the game determines it for us. But if it's just going to be me opening a set, I have to think about this. We do need 588 to get a 91. And this guarantees us four. So we just got to find an extra 88 somewhere in here. Kirk Cousins, Xavier Woods, Runyon, Derek Thomas, 88 plus, 88 plus, 88 plus. Okay. It's different now, bro. It's different now, but I know there's not any innovation. I really got to look at this like every single one of these could be, could be 88 Derek Thomas. Come on. You know, you want to give me a 91. You know, you want to give me a 91. No way. Wow. All 88 all 82s in the packs. It's all up to the 85 pluses. If we're going to clutch up or not, 85 Marvin Harrison, 85 Kurt Warner. No, dude, don't raw dog me. Don't bend me over and just open me up like this. I'm getting classic EA raw dog right now. Ronnie lot. That was brutal. Dude, normally I'd run a bag, but I'm not running this back. Is there a set to get an 88? Hopefully. Okay. But so you can turn in the 85s for an 88. So you're, you're actually in that bundle. You're guaranteed a 91 no matter what. You just got to go the long way around. But if you pull a 91, you're absolutely go to with the sauce. So if that makes sense. All right. So now that we're on the pack of play squad though, this is an important decision. Our options are Ken Riley, Derek Thomas, Ronnie lot, Kurt Warner, John, Ronnie and Marvin Harrison. Something tells me Derek Thomas is the move. Okay. So I'm going to be honest. I like Derek Thomas. Like Derek Thomas is insane. He would be replacing Calomack. No, our free safeties. Malik Hooker. We get Ronnie lot. Okay. We could get Ken Riley too because Richard Sherman is pretty outdated. But no, bro. We're going Ronnie lot and Malik Hooker 91 Ronnie lot. Oh, I can't fucking wait. Dude. He's such a dog. Come here. Come here. Pookie bear. Fuck. I ain't saying that. Why did I say that, bro? 91 Ronnie lot. Oh, Madden. Oh, this car is disgusting. Do these guys have weird X factors? Oh, they do. Add training or the 91 ability token to access this player's extra all Madden ability slot. Okay. So do I have a 91 overall ability token? No. Okay. So 3000 training gives him so additional abilities. But see, I love this. I'm actually so glad that EA doesn't ruin the game. Last year, what they would do in this slot is every ability is free. And then you have like fucking 22 guys run around the abilities. So it's just, it's just extra abilities, but you still have to pay the same AP for it, which I love. Let's give him acrobat or do we go deep out? No acrobat's probably the most balanced thing for me to do here. Universal coverage acrobat. He'll hit hard on his own. That's an absolutely absurd upgrade to this team. And honestly, this would be no fun if I just like, like if I, if I just added Ronnie lot and call it a day, like how fun would that be? Right? It wouldn't be fun. So let's drop. Hi. Yeah. It's packing play. It's packing play squad. Ooh, it's packing play squad. I can't buy anyone. This is a rental. I'm using him for this video only. And then I'll auction him back off, but this was a weird packing play because of how kind of mid that bundle was. We got Ronnie lot on defense. We got 91 Michael Irvin on offense. And I'm going to sell them after this game, but he's going to go off today. I'm keeping DHOP at primary though, because DHOP has been so good that I'm not going to mess with that. It'll put 91 limited Michael Irvin where Cooper cup is. We're rocking an 89 overall team. Let's get it, baby. Also, apparently I'm in the playoffs. I did not know I was in the playoffs. This is the NFC championship with Michael Irvin, Ronnie lot, baby. Come on. His name is comeback guru. I don't like that. That scares me. I'm not going to lie. He's got yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes. I thought my running lot was cool. His running lots of 92 somehow starting nickel three three. So he comes out in a little run play here. I like that. Oh, Malik Hooker still getting reps. Malik Hooker is getting TFLs. Shoot. I'm going to call that back. Oh, it is a true run game team here. There's potential for me to go to the Michigan Ohio State game, which would be sick. That's like after Thanksgiving. That's what I was talking about there, but I got a lurk while I was on the phone in the playoffs. So it doesn't get much better than that. And Michael Irvin is going to start his cooking sesh with four yards. Let's take a big shot. Michael Irvin over the top. We just need this rollout to work. Michael Irvin, that's horrible. What the fuck is that pass? Most pitiful pass attempt. That was actually so unbelievably horrible. I don't think I have my abilities on Ronnie lot either. I know. I don't have my ability on Ronnie lot, but I don't think it'll come to play second to seven. Let's just get the ball back. That's what we should do. I think he's mad at me for using all that clock there. I'm sorry, man. It wasn't intentional. It makes you feel any better. Big hit. Oh, what a pass. This is the playoffs. What is going on? That was a risky scramble by Lamar though. No question. Let's have Michael Irvin under. I can go up high. I can go to the big boy. They came back. Dude, he keeps running this man coverage. I think Irvin's going to torch him over here. Oh my God. That's so free. Great catch, Michael Irvin. There's five yards, four for five. Little interception, but you know what they say about Geno, man? You don't write that guy off. Now write him off. I love that he's usering the grave digger. George Kittle with a nice, really tough catch, third and three. I'm going back to Michael Irvin on this. Dude, what? Geno turned into God after all that. It's all just man coverage, man. Just got to bust it. Oh, that's bad. That's so bad. I didn't fucking see Buddha Baker and he shaded outside. What is he doing with his hands? Does that make you run faster? Doing something with his hands there. Well, here's the good news. This guy has two turnovers. We can definitely get this ball back. All right. He's going for two. Does he run it? Dude, by brand new 91 Ronnie Locke just got shaken off like he was a five foot nine corner. That's crazy. And we've got an onside kick here. The outside cook this good that you really... Wow. This is a new level of cheese that I have never been accustomed to before. That's crazy. Every once in a while, this happens. Somebody on YouTube finds some crazy exploit to onside kick and then you see it and head dead all the time. No wonder this guy's in the playoff. He's already fumbled and thrown alert. It's 80. I should have just followed that. I think I could have lurked it. See if we can stop the run here. Left or right side? Left or right side? Left side. Buddha Baker's in there. That's a good stop. Second and goal. What a frustrating game already, man. Goes to Kamara. Third and goal now. There's another lurk from him. It's annoying to have two interceptions and have him fumble and yet it's eight to zero off of a fucking onside kick. That's crazy. So he's going to shade outside on Michael. Think DK Metcalfe's wide open. He just dropped a lurk with the grave digger. Third and 10. I don't know, dude. I really can't get anything right now. There's George Kittle wide open. Here we go. All right. Whoa, block him. Oh, second and 10. It's literally just the craziest. I wonder if I could block Kittle and I could get guys cleared out. Why did you just stop your slant route in the middle of your slant routes? Why the fuck did you just sit down in the middle of your slant route? God, I hate when they do that. Third and 21. DHOP is going to save the day here. Fourth and inches though. I might have been able to rack that. We think Adrian Peterson can get this. Just barely. I wonder if DHOP's got it. Nice little drop back. Nice find to DK Metcalfe. Is he actually fast enough? Holy shit. That's going to go to the crib. I'm not going for two. I'm taking my points. Maybe I'm the comeback guru today. I got to stay composed, bro. I'm already so pissed off. I'm already so mad. I just got to stay locked in. He has one touchdown and it's a pick six. That's it. That's his only touchdown. First and 10. Handoff. Play action. He's got the right side because I can't cover this left well enough. Lamar takes off for a good amount of yards there. Enemy. I knew exactly what he was doing and I ran straight to it. Oh my God. That's so fucking annoying. That's so fucked up. He doesn't convert the two point conversion. Seven to 14. He does not elect the onside kick there. That's interesting. Just kicks it out of bound. I think I can just, I can keep going to DK underneath if he doesn't get it. That was zoned. Covered too hard. Same thing. That's funny to watch. Fourth and 10, dude. He's just sending three and he's getting absolutely insane pressure. Look at that. He's on a, he's double team. He's just flying through it. George Kittle is going to pick up the first anyway. Insanely clutch. That's more passes to George Kittle. Nice. Second and two. I don't have a lot of time left. I do have 44 seconds. I just got to get in the end zone. What? Oh, we got a ball game, folks. And I'm glad I went for my PAT earlier because I can tie up the game right now. This game has no business being tied. I should be winning by so much. What is that that he's doing with the ball? He keeps doing that every time. Left, right, left, right, left, right. That was crazy. We just got torched. I knew it was going to there. I just, I was under it somehow. I don't know. Honestly. Oh, we're back to this. I don't think, oh, I can call a timeout. I can prevent that. Probably just go regular kickoff. No, he's onside kicking again. It's just such a weird spot to onside kick because he gave me such good field position with 25 seconds. Or is it like, is it that good of an onside kick that it's, it's always worth it? Michael Irvin comes down with it across the 41, 24 seconds. Yeah. I mean, we get out of bounds with the ball. We're chilling. Sit. Okay. That works. It's not exactly what we want, but it works. I'm going to send Peterson as kind of a spacing route. Yep. And then we can hit Metcalf underneath. Probably just get a field goal out of this. I'm going to take the field goal right now. Make this 17 to 21. This is going to be a really hard game. Bucker is going to put it through. Oh my God. I was wondering why that was such an easy kick. It's limited Bucker. That's not the 81 Coralie Bucker. That's the limited Bucker. Just cover four. We're going to play the pass here. I'm not going to guess pass though in case he hands us off. Yep. Same throw calls the timeout on the 50s. So he just made it a more manageable shot. He can't field goal from here. That'd be a 67 yarder and that would be an NFL record. I'll blitz Colomac here. I would have liked that interception there just for the momentum for the momentum. That would have been good. 17 to 21. Hell of a ball game. Oh, I do start with ball. You fuck. And I can't call a timeout now. Why can't I call a timeout on this one? Please catch it. That's so fucked up. He's got two of those now. Congrats, man. That's just how it is, man. They find these exploits and then it goes on YouTube and you see it in every game until EA patches it. And you know EA is going to take months to patch it. I got to wait though on these kickoffs. I got to wait so that I actually am selecting the correct play call. Kamara gets a first there. This could be play action. I think after a few runs, like no, no, no, that's a run. It's good defense. Second and eight. Two onside kicks recovered out of three attempted. I did not expect that. Juke. I wanted him to juke into Anthony Walker for a huge hit. He's going to go up. Oh, no, he doesn't. First and 10. I don't really know what I want. So ran this a few times. This is big post-route play. And then the underneath out of Kamara. Oh, nice throw. First and goal. Oh, absolutely blown up. I quit in Williams. Oh shit. He found that last time too. Nice play. I am mad that he has two free possessions off of onside kicks. Two free possessions. I literally keep forgetting. Is there anything I can do about it? I guess I can click on and go up and get it. That worked better that time. I can't let the computer do it. Or do I just move them out of the way and let them touch it? This defense wasn't working that great last time I ran it. Adrienne Peterson. Hello. Maybe we get a de-hop deep one right here. It really could be. It could be. Oh, fucking torched him. We're flying down to the end zone. You take, you take onside kicks out of this game and this shit is crap. De-hop. I just need to remember about the onside kick. That's it. I do need to go for this, don't I? I feel like I could go a whip route. Two point conversion, boys. Big two point conversion. Kittle, clears, catches in 25-28. I'll go 3-3. I think he's going to run the ball. Probably wants the clock to move. He's ran this few times. He's ran this stretch left a few times. Oh, here it is again. All over it. No serve. I'm sticking with Metcalfe. Let's go. 3rd and 11. He's got to give a hot rod. He's got to change something, man. First and 10. Now we go score again. George Kittle. Laser beam. Outside kick. Oh, if you lose, dude, you're never going to hear the fucking end of this for me. I could have thrown that. I think I could have thrown that to DK Metcalfe, but it really doesn't matter because I think we can get, I think we can get this anyway. I'm not too worried about it. Is this man? That was just some man coverage nonsense right there. That's how that one was. Wow, that was wild. I need a big one out of DHop here. That's just so fucked up. Not a single person on a single route was open. Outside of the game up here, 28-28. He can't score on offense like legitimately. He can't. So if he scores on offense here, which I feel like he's not going to, if he scores on offense here though, he's going to onside kick and I have to actually select the onside 28-28. I don't know though. He's blitzing six every time. I don't know if I can. Is this just the stretcher on again or does he go the other side? Yep, he goes the other side. God, I'm pretty good, you guys. It's like I play this game a lot. What am I talking about? I'm pretty good. It's 28-28. I have all these opportunities and I'm not scoring. I'm not shit right now. I'm utter dog shit right now. I think he's attempting to chew the clock and beat me, but his run game is not strong enough for that. I don't think like chew the clock and kick a field goal. I don't know. I don't believe in his run game to the point where he could do that. He is chewing clock though. That's for sure. So looking for a checkdown. Wow, Richard Sherman on Camara and we don't catch that. That's a, we need that catch. That's a huge bummer right there. Let's see if we can get this. We got to get in the end zone. We get in the end zone. We win. He has, he's free firing up the middle. So actually the edge run should be there, right? Well not when they fucking do that. Jesus. Free fire up the middle gives him that kind of, so annoying. Who's on Adrian Peterson here? D-hop. Bad angles. Bad angles from him. Third and five. What a ball. It's a ball of the century from Gino. He calls the timeout. RPL rebubble. Does this work? It's seven yards. Technically it works. Clock's not really a problem for him on offense. He moves that ball so fast. I know. I think I just kind of go for my touchdown here if I can get it. So we can chew even more clock now. But I really do want the touchdown. Touchdown's very important here. Second angle. He calls the timeout. Yeah, this feels so good. It's like a warm spot in my heart right now. I got to close the game out. We got to end this. Maintain three timeouts. Seven point lead. He's going to try and chew a clock and score with no time left and then go for two. That's what he's going to do. Yeah, that's definitely what he's going to do. Cohe's ran this before. What did he do out of this last time? Oh, the right side's pretty open. So is the left. Yikes. That was all open. Okay, PA double voice. I got to remember that formation. That was a lag right there. That was the shittiest time to lag. First and ten, it's going to be about a turnover. It's not the clock. It's a turnover. This was a run last time. Is he doing it again? Yeah. We have so many numbers over here. It's not funny. It's about to say try and keep them in bounds there, though. That would have been nice. And you caught that in what universe? Third and three. He's letting the clock go. Is the DK post? But I broke it up. Fourth and three. Seven seconds left. He has a timeout still. We know we have to do boys. We have to win the fucking game. Maybe one more onside kick and you might have it, buddy. Just one more onside and you had it. This is why you watch Pack and Play Squad, by the way. This is why we watch Pack and Play Squad. I'm a grief. I'm a grief with the full timeout, too. Oh, you've got to sit through the timeout, baby girl. Oh, he's going to quit. Oh, oh, he's going to quit. This message was deleted. Oh, am I blocked? Am I blocked? Oh my God. I'm blocked, I think. I really try not to be this toxic, but come on, man. Come on. You got to let me have this one. That's the best win of my life. Holy fuck.