 Did you know that every Christian Bible printed contains at least two milliliters of honey within its binding? This is part of the special containment procedures for SCP 5991. You see, if someone were to eat an entire Christian Bible without any condiments, that's what the honey's there to prevent, then they would summon SCP 5991-1. This pale, emaciated entity wearing a crown of thorns has no bodily orifices except for its toothless mouth. Once it appears, the entity unhinges its jaw and swallows whole the person who ate that Bible. Once the subject has arrived in the entity's stomach, which is bigger on the inside, they will find themselves in a Jesus-themed park complete with food court, gift shop, and petting zoo. The park is empty, seemingly abandoned for years, and the subject is free to leave whenever they wish, but we'd rather no one go in the first place, wouldn't you agree? Excellent. Now just get it out of there without getting caught. Even faster than the last one, geez. Hey Steve, requisition me a new D-Class. Oh, and mark down D-1175 as Ginger Dead. Good one, sir. Why would you put pink sauce on the anomaly? Look, smells. Goggles on cadets. This anomaly plays distorted footage of Miss Betty Page from the 1955 film T-Zorama on a continuous loop, despite not being plugged in and within a Faraday cage. This is a great time to remind you that Object Class Safe means easily contained, not, not dangerous. This object is a predator. Those who look upon its screen without proper protection are entranced and can't look away. While the prey is enraptured, the entity, a sort of physical holographic projection, appears behind the subject and begins to redacted them. It took us three days to clean the data expunge off the walls the last time a researcher forgot their goggles for a test. But not to fear. No one would be foolish enough to watch this footage without goggles, would they? The Foundation has numerous sources of revenue. For instance, this is where we harvest the TikTok pink sauce. Dr. Blue gave me this hat and threw me on the wall. He said it's outdoor therapy. And? I'm not sure why, but I don't feel like hearing existence. They said that I was crazy. They said it couldn't be done. But look here, some of my best work. Echo 1, what in blazes is going on out there? I don't know, Doc. We heard the words make my monster grow and then they stick fell out of the sky and now it's over a hundred. Look out, we got incoming food. Oh, no, no, no. Who got out this time? If you don't take your entrance here, what is it? Ready to get schooled, huh? I do this time. Oh, it's squishy. Oh, come on. It's squishy. I had my money on stone bread. Shard and dollars. Yeah, yeah. Well, I think you're adorable. Hey, what did I tell you about flirting with the anomaly? As I heard something in my basement, I'm really scared. Turn the jingle. If you came here to kill me, clap your hands. Good choice. I don't think it's so funny. Well, hold up, hold up. Say something. You OK? No, I'm not OK. Where did I go just now? What are you talking about? We are in my real time. These characters have realized that they are in a fictional narrative. This is a study of panophysicists, and it's very rare that someone actually discovers that they're fictional. I don't like this. Or that the knowledge is contagious. Oh, my. It's very nice that this isn't something that happens to us, isn't it? Wait, who are you? No, I'm a deal. Oh, what now? Free hugs. I'm going to show free hugs on the house. Completely free. Are you daft? Stupid enough to fall for that, right? I stand corrected. Disposal crew, so you're confident. You're confident this test will make the tree scream finally. All right, the floor is yours. Begin when you're ready. I mean, you could hurry it up. I've got places to be. Rowls don't count. She's made. We're pranking Mr. Deeds today. Real. Come on, notice it. There you go. I had to slip clap of 20 to get that thing transferred from site 19 and the second one. No, no, no. You put the object with the pole and then presto. We've saved Dr. Blue's bachelor party. The question is, how would I go about this? Like, how do I apply for this character? Oh, that's a complicated topic, but I'm going to try to answer as fast as I can. There's three sections, the wiki section, the tick tock section and your character specifically. If you want to be the highest kind of official, I mean, canon, you need to go the wiki route. You need to sign up for an account. You need to read the rules. You need to read the guides. You need to write your article, get critique, post it, survive the community vote. And if it survives, you're canon. I mean, as canon as anything on the wiki is, there is no canon after all. But maybe you're not worried about being canon. Maybe you just want to have fun doing cosplay on Tik Tok. And in that case, the SCP Tik Tok route is a lot easier. For every canon character in a fandom, there's a million OCs on the internet. And that's all most of SCP Tik Tok is. Most of us aren't canon. I am because I'm an author on the wiki, but I don't think Dr. Blue is canon. I don't think a lot of people are canon. There isn't even some governing body of SCP Tik Tok. We're all just separate creators who make SCP content and became friends because we're on each other's algorithms. And that means there is no application process. There's just making better and better content until fans and or creators notice your content, like it and interact with you. Content making is difficult. I mean, go look at my SCP OC tips playlist if you want some help with that. And getting noticed is hard. I have 2.9 million followers. It's a miracle I found your post on this. Enough people tagged me in the comments. Now for your character specifically, I'm going to tell you I am a believer that anything can be a good story if written well. But that doesn't mean it's always easy and your character is going to be an uphill battle. Let alone the war between the camps of the foundation does not use anomalies at all. The foundation uses anomalies to contain other anomalies, but they do not have anomalous staff or the foundation allows anomalies to be on staff. That's a whole big debate on its own. But you said the words omnipotent, reality jumping. You're basically the watcher. That sounds OP as hell. Way too overpowered. Mary Sewish or Gary Sewish, I guess, overpowered characters that can snap their fingers and solve their problems, don't have conflict. And that means that it's not very interesting for the viewers. It's just kind of a power fantasy for the writer. It kind of reminds me how half of SCP cosplay or comments are just people pretending to be the overseers and ordering us around because they want to pick the most powerful character. But I only know what you told me in this video, which isn't a whole lot. So maybe you've got an angle I don't know about. Give it a try, make some videos, and if it doesn't work, try something out. See what happens, and hopefully we'll see you on SCP Tiktok. You're saying that alongside Markiplier and Jacksepticeye, you were the third founder of Cloak? That's right, Doc. I, Cloakie, am the real brains behind the brand. But for some reason, no one seems to remember me. In fact, sometimes it feels like I can't even remember myself. I'm scared. Fascinating. Beyond being a sentient artificial intelligence, you may have anti-mimetic properties. We at the Foundation have tests and containment procedures for entities such as yourself, but that testing may take a considerable while. No worries, Doc. There's no place I'd rather be. That's the plan. Wait, you're talking to me? Him. All right, Cloakie. Time for today's test. Send to the D-Class. Hey, Doc. I think I'm remembering something. Watch this. Hey, what? The entity has reality-bending abilities outside of virtual space. We may need to upgrade the entity's designation to Keter. Hehehe, that's not all, Doc. Just wait and see. Cloakie, the overseers have designated you Keter. You are to be moved to maximum containment immediately. The overseers don't have a say in any of the talk. Hey, you can start your master plan, Doc. I haven't even said that. Hey, what in the f- Nice. I mean, what is your purpose of making me stylish yet comfortable? I have to talk. I'm going family. I may not be able to forget the other entity. Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe. Recently, the team behind SCP Info-Azure has been using mid-journey AI- That's a VR game I'm working on with these guys. Isn't that dope? ...the Dark Far Foundation scientist. So you have the keyword, tall scientist yelling in a lab coat. But you can also give them mid-journey AI images for inspiration. So I give you this one. Let's rate the results. Sure, Luigi, you get to sell a B, but what is wrong with that right hand? Smash. The boring, buried paperwork, Sherm gets a D. Pass. I'm writing to Lex for days. Sherm is a... Smash. What would it be? I love this weird, spookiest deck. I would get to an A. Sherm has been drawn by Pixar and gets a solid A. Sherm has been drawn by Edward Gory and gets a C. Pass. That's not Sherm. That's three kids in a Sherm suit. Hard pass. This is probably one of my favorites just as an expression along the way. Smash. She looks... He looks like a muppet. Smash. That's an A. Sherm does Shakespeare. Smash it. Sherm's spear. He lets, of course, never get Sherm Casso also gets an A. Asp. Plus, Ed is really love the detail on this one, so A plus plus... I'll take a smover spot by pass. ...sherms or something, I don't know. Oh no! There's Melanie. That's a shame, she was really nice. You saw nothing. Get back here! What is that noise outside? Oh God, it's here, too. This momentic effect has been spreading to all the sites. Over at Site 19, 096 is doing it, 049 is doing it, 682 took an entire wing out with its arithmic gyrations. Ugh. Uh-oh. Samson's back into a corner. I don't want to play your games anymore! You're late! Have some dignity, man! You're whinging like you're in the UIU. I trade you your bones for this. Oh no. You make trade. Huh? You make trade. I like my bones. No, you give me your bones. You're bones for this. No, no, I, I, I, no, I, I have access to the internet. I know this is a bad idea. Come on. No, no. Thirsting after the anomalies again, huh? I'm putting this on your record. And next time, you're getting Ketterduty. And not with that one! Thank you're an SCP, huh? What makes you anomalous? Holy digital prestatigitation! Let's get you a cell!