 Say Sheila, we got the heads at Disney on the phone. Perf. Thanks, doll. I'll take it from beer. I'm joking. I only drink scotch before noon. Kathleen Kennedy, Jonathan Cross. How's tricks? Listen, I'm gonna cut the fag, get right to the meat of it today. We've been watching these numbers simmer over the last year or so, and the kids really want to see Rylo on the big screen. If you don't know, Rylo is a combination of Kylo Ren and Rey. Kylo's hot right now. He's testing through the roof with the teenage boys, oddly enough. I assume it's only boys because those are the only ones I see on social media posting pictures of him topless. Not a single girl has posted one, just boys only. I don't know. I don't know what that is. Listen, at the end of the day, these two need to plow for the lack of a better use of the English language. That's goal number one for sure. Goal number two though, and I think this is just as strong, it's just as powerful as the first, is we are gonna be CGing the shit out of Princess Leia. She's gonna be a prominent role here. She's gonna be whipping around space, punching asteroids like some sort of a god. It's going to be a lit, as the kids said in 2015. And I know, I know, just shut up Kathleen for a second. I know Carrie Fisher's dad poor went out for fish. She was a dream. She was part of all of our hearts. We are going to be CGing her though. We're gonna be propping her up like a puppet, and that reminds me. This is gonna be done in the most tasteful, most humane way possible. I'm thinking when she does fight, she is going to be like a master Yoda from the prequels. Kind of flipping around, to and fro, like she's got a firework up her ass. It's tastefully done though. It's gonna look great. Eventually she's gonna take on the king and the queen, Kylo Ren and Rey. She's gonna decapitate Kylo by using those trademark golden dice of Hans. Whip it right through the guy's throat, popping that hat off. We know the golden dice are a really prominent, significant thing for the Star Wars fandom in the last couple years when we made it a thing. Rey is going to be pissed at this because her hunk of a man, the shirtless wonder's dead. She is however gonna be a smoke show now. She's gonna have that fiery makeup, that eyeliner going on. She's gonna have that kind of bondage wear from Star Wars, the prequels, the think of a Padme black, skin tight. She's not gonna die though, and this is where things go crazy, things go nuts. We are really desperate to push that fandom here. We really want to reach out to that community of nerds that hasn't had sex yet. So we are going to be proposing the Jar Jar Banks theory. That Jar Jar is actually a Sith master. This is a real thing that people believe. That's right, Kathleen, your ears are deceiving you. Everybody's favorite duck-billed floppy dick fuck stick is the most feared gung in this side of Naboo. Sheila, that's that's all accurate, right? I just wiki this like two seconds before the interview. Those are the terms I got. Those are right. OK, this reveal is not coming in until the final shot of the film. We're kind of doing a rogue one-esque thing again, but no fighting. He's going to walk out of the shadows, a little bit of smoke, reveal the helmet, fires of the lightsaber, and you just see those beady eyes. You just see that duck mouth. You just see those ears pop and then you see the credits because we are not stopping at episode nine. Ryan Johnson's back, baby. Everybody's favorite director, so polarizing, so controversial, subverts, expectations were subverting them again. He's taking over for 10, 11, 12, continuing this Ray franchise. As for characters like Finn, well, my boy RJ already turned him into a one-dimensional stick of gum, kind of a laughing stock of this series. So we're going to stick with that. We're giving him his own catchphrase now. It's going to be, ah, Whomp Rats. It's a tip of the hat. It's a tip of the dick to Luke Skywalker in A New Hope, talking about how he used to blast those fuckers out of his T-16. Seriously, Sheila, I looked all this shit up like a minute before coming on. I can't believe this is happening. They're eating out of my hands. It's crazy. They're literally eating out of my hands. That's not, that's not the right way to use that term. Fuck you. Speaking of tip of the dick, we're bringing back Rose. She's got to get more exposure. She's got to get more time in the sun. We're going to be putting her with Finn again. That team-up worked so well last time and we're going to have them fight, you guessed it, Captain Phasma. This is the title match. Final bout. She survived the explosion, of course. She survived the cold vacuum of space. She's back again. And her death is going to be one of the most powerful things in Star Wars history. Let me break it down. We're bringing them back to Tatooine, full circle, Luke's home planet, final fights going down here. I'm yelling Timber and they're going to be going into a swampy marsh area. Phasma is obviously going to make short work of Finn because he's a little bitch, he's one dimensional. But Rose is going to hold her own because we've learned in this film that she's an experienced fighter just for no reason at all. We just throw that into the script. That means it happened at some point off camera. So she's beating up Phasma. Phasma, they're exchanging blows, but eventually Rose knocks Phasma to the end of a swampy area, but before she can finish her off, Phasma takes her to the ground, says something snarky. Phasma's puzzled as she holds her weapon up. She sees a twinkle in Rose's eye. Rose planned on falling backwards as she looks up at Phasma and says, ah, Womp Rats. Just then a whole litter of Womp Rats rise out of the swamp, pull Phasma down, ripping her off. You just see blood, pus and shit coming out of the swamp as she then goes down. Then Finn getting up from the ground goes, hey, that's my line. It's so good. Kathleen and company. I'll let you guys have a moment or two to digest what I just fed you. It's billions of dollars potentially. Well, provably we're going to make a ton of money on this. Oh, and if you were wondering about Han and Luke, I didn't bring them up because they will not be coming back for this one. They are fully dead. The only two characters that we'll never see again, I think we did enough to service to them that we can just kind of live with ourselves peacefully. So yeah, fuck Luke, fuck Han. We have a future to look forward to. We have a picture. Yeah, we have a picture. Oh, and Sheila, if you could find some tasteful shots of Daisy Ridley in like an all black leather outfit, email him to me. That would be great for research. Great. I'm joking. They don't need to be tasteful. I'd actually prefer if they weren't.