 You know you're going to lose a game when you get to lane and your ADC never takes their finger off of that left mouse button. Slow down there, buckshot. It's not a race to see who can clear the lane the fastest. You don't get a trophy for that shit. Maybe try and get a last hit in there every once in a while. Then the same dude invariably gets pissed off at me when he forces the wave under the enemy tower. Then he ends up back at the core, staring down a res timer with his thumb up as Severog's hammer sized asshole. And yes, I did run away and leave you to die. What did you expect me to just feed the enemy team with honor right beside you on the Narbash main? Not a fucking samurai. MANGOOSE!