 Oh my god, a tiger. They live in India, right? These types. Oh, spiders! It's already gone. But there is a tiger. Welcome everyone to another movie reaction. My name is Jeroen, better known as Dutch Bond fan and joining me once again is my lovely girlfriend, Lirit. Hi! Today we are watching 1983's Octopussy, the sixth Roger Moore movie. You seem to have been enjoying, particularly his last, well, free, I would say. Despite your love for me, Moonraker for your eyes only, you enjoyed each of those, maybe. Yeah. Are you getting tired of Roger Moore yet? No, but I think he's getting older. You're very right about that. This is a common critique his later movies are getting because now especially he's getting really old in Octopussy and the next one because he did seven Bond films. How many years in between? Each time there's two years in between, pretty much. Only two years? Yeah, back then they made them really fast. The first two, there was only one year in between, between live and let die and the man with the golden gun. Yeah. But Octopussy, just a little quick expectation. What are your expectations when you hear the title and what are your expectations for the movie? Octopussy. Yeah. What do you think? I think it's in the sea with an octopus. But I don't know. No clue. No, maybe with a Bond girl, I don't know. Maybe you think the Bond girl might be named Octopussy? It could. Yeah, it's a typical Bond title, definitely. I don't know. Okay. Anything else you want to mention before we dive into the film? I hope the bad guy is really good. Right. Like a sea kind of person. I don't know. I think if I hear Octopussy and I see like the poster of Octopussy, I think it's in the sea or anything. No, I see like an airplane. Yeah, it doesn't give away too much from this distance. No, maybe it will collapse in the sea and then it will go underwater. Okay. Lots of expectations. So you can definitely tell she has never seen this movie before. If you are interested in seeing our full length reaction, you can go to my Patreon page, become a premium member there, so you can watch the whole thing with us, synchronized with your copy of the movie. And without any further ado, we are going to be watching Octopussy. It's the same. It's similar to what we've seen before. Yeah. It's not that different from what we've seen before. Another military base. This is where it kind of starts for the first time with the military bases. Horses. Oh, yeah, horses. Fidel Castro. Yeah, correct. I think it's supposed to be him. They don't mention it, but it's definitely supposed to be Cuba, right? Because you see like communist country, Hispanic. It has to be Cuba. Yeah, it is. Did you saw that? Yeah, he put it inside out and now it's a different uniform. Sounds like a load of bull. James. Our military, there is a military base at a horse racing. It must be in a similar location, yeah. It's a small world. You're a tarot too. That's a fake horse. You think so? I think so. I couldn't resist having a peek. See you in Miami. Fake horse, I know for sure. So what is in there then? More like a shooting thing. A shooting thing. There he goes. But I knew it was fake. Yeah, yeah, no good call. I always mention it's like the Dutch flag on the side. Makes it even cooler. That's a cool opening, right? Yeah, people are dead. Gas, no, that's not possible. Fill her up, please. Do you know the movie Ted? Ted, the teddy bear that's talking. Oh, yes. Paul Ver. Yeah, in that movie they're singing this song. Really? Yeah, it's very funny to me because I already knew the song. It's a cool scene. I remember seeing it in cinema and really being in hysterics that they were singing this. So it's not in, where is it? Oh, Verde. Eastbounding. Yeah, it's still the Cold War, right? In 1983. He's gonna die. Lose all the stuff. Oh, lose it. How could he be here? What do you think? Sorry? How could he be already here when he was walking down? There are two of them? Yeah. Okay, I thought maybe you didn't notice. They're twins. Oh, he's not dead. Barely. What did he had? A fabric, a fabric egg? Fabric egg. You're right. Did they knew that you know that? You become more beautiful every day. I am over here. And this is Miss Penelope Smallburn, my new assistant. Miss Smallburn? Attractive. And charming. As I used to be. And he will give her that. Yeah. Take it, dear. That's all you'll ever get from him. Do you know what this is? It looks like a Fabergé egg cell. They're priceless and very rare. Except it's a fake. Now there's the real thing. It's being auctioned at Sotheby's this afternoon. Oh, this is Russia. Overwhelming superiority over NATO forces. Before we give it away. I'm in Czechoslovakia. In support. On the Russian-Western border are six. Satisfy your personal paranoia and thirst for conquest. You see him? This is General Gogol, remember him? No. Spy who loved me, he was the head of the KGB. Oh, yes. From Triple X. With the red phone. Yeah. Be there as quickly as possible. It's so strange that they talk in English. Yeah, that's always in movies. Yeah. But this is the real one. This is the real one. Which was a lot more money back then than it is now. Yes. That's the one, girl. This one? Yeah. Or she's the bad guy. Because they need the back. Thank you. Then he swapped it? He swapped it. What do you mean with the fake egg? Yeah, because he did like this. Under the book? Under the book. He did make him pay a hundred thousand more. But why? I knew it! Well, under an egg? He won't do that. Oh, the Tash Mahal. Yeah. Ooh, a snake! That's it. I've never been to India, but I really want to see the Tash Mahal. It's one of the seven world wonders. It is. This guy, Fijay, the guy that's getting off now, he's actually a real-life tennis player called Fijay. He's playing his real name. That's why there were some tennis jokes while we were talking that his backhand had approved. There is she. Dr. Puss, so that's from the bad guy. What's his name? What's his name? Tamal Khan? No, the bad guy from all the movies. Oh, you mean Spectre? Yes. No, no, no, no. It's actually, it makes sense that you would think that, but no, there's no Spectre in this. You saw what he did? Yes. His dice were rigged. Think that this should be ample security, don't you? He did take it with him. You need a great deal of luck to get out of his player's privilege and use your lucky dice. It's all in the wrist. He doesn't even look. Double sixes. Fancy that. I prefer cash. That doesn't scare him at all. Come on. It's like an Indian odd job. Yeah. It's a specialty. Tuck, tuck. He had the money. He had some. Hard currency. Stick this back yourself. Having problems keeping up. Anymore. They're back then people could still laugh at jokes. For a man she killed. You can tell that Kamal Khan has sent her to get the egg. Of course. At all costs. But, remember the egg now has the microphone in it. The microphone. So, you know, Bond wouldn't care if it gets stolen now. That's fake. He saw his eyes. Well, he doesn't. Yeah, he can clearly see it in the mirror. I mean, they filmed Fakul. But he didn't expect this. The layer of the bad guy is very beautiful. But did you notice? It's only women. Yeah, it's also much. But the layer itself is very beautiful. No, no, no. You're already missing the point. I'm not pleased it was stolen in the first place. Nor that the thief does enough about us to bring it here. She's up to pursue. Ah. One of our specialities. Temple film all over again. Stuffed sheep's head. Oh, it's already over. It's not as long as temple film. Oh, thank you. This is pen. Fidel Castro. No, no, no. It's channel O. Oh, it's coming back. Marks. Get away from the door. His side. Oh, my God. He's in. Oh, my God. Tiger. They live in India, right? These types. But there is a tiger. Let's go up there. I never liked that bit. Tarzan reference. Litch. Litch. Oh, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour. Mr. Bond is indeed a very rare breed. Soon to be made extinct. I like him as a film. Yes. He's funny. In these kind of movies. It's the only Bond that you can't picture Daniel Craig doing that. No. She's not even Hindi. No. 007 license to kill. Do you recognize her? She's from another Bond movie. Right. Do you remember which one? I told her to remember her face. No. She was the mistress of scare man guy in the man with the golden gun. Ah. The one that got killed. Ah, yes. But now she's playing a more powerful character. Naturally, you do it for Queen and country. Is she mad? Why is she mad? That's the question you could always ask women. He solves it quickly. No. That's how I always solve my problems with you as well, right? No. You work away. No, that's not true. Yes, that's true. Then you make up with me. The method seems to help. Look at her bed. It's an octopus. Do you see? Oh, is it? I thought it was like a heart shape. No, it's an octopus. Oh, that's cool. He's going to die. The assassins are here. You don't see anything in Sampoam. How did they swim through the lake with the crocodiles? The crocodiles, I don't know. I never know that. That's also a fault. Oh, behind you. Something wrong? Yes, the octopus on his head. He's in here. Yeah. How did he get in there so quickly though? I don't know. It's time to meet me in Berlin. Why? Well, I have to go to a circus in Karl Marxstadt. Oh, yes, they said it. I mean, this stuff is insane. Like, blindfolded. Even without a blindfold, I would be scared to throw. That's insane, right? Wow. You could have easily been killed. They don't see him. What's that? It's the fake one. Yeah, this is something else. It's a bomb. Nuclear bomb. To activate, insert, and twist the lever a quarter turn clockwise. I must go. Au revoir, dear lady. Good luck. But they will also kill her then. She's definitely not aware of the bomb plan. So they switch the bomb for the jewelry. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move. Why is that bomb on the tree? I would shoot him in the head in seconds. Everyone will assume incorrectly that it was an American bomb triggered accidentally. That would be the most plausible explanation. You're going to stop that tree. I would shoot him already. Why talking to the general? But now we do know the full plan. Well, you didn't have to ask. You already knew. You also got the jewelry. On the train tracks. They're all in this car. Well, that can be recovered. But now it's the more important thing. Stopping the bomb. So they're taking the bomb into the west. Yes, but they can't go to the west without border control. Most possible. It isn't. I think already. But this girl is to be uniform. But tomorrow I shall be the hero of the Soviet. Well, they need to stop the train. Yeah. The Russians don't know about the bomb. They're neater to the west. It's only bond. It's like the beginning in the forest being chased by a knife-drying twin. Like this. So bad. There's the bomb, yeah. Lotus? No. What? It's an alpha Romeo. This is a unique moment in bond history. It is to me. To you it's an... There's a bomb about to go off. So what does bond do? Wiping it out of the room. GTV6. My dad had that car. Why do you always have to be so... When I'm telling you something so exciting? It's cool. To me. To you. But I'm happy for you. Just like 009. Hey, is anyone else in there? A way to get in. Bond as a clown. Were you expecting death to see that? No. That bomb has to explode at 345. That's 90 seconds from now. General, this man's either drunk or crazy. He has to do it himself. Let me go down and there's a bomb in there! Now they see he's right. 12 seconds. Let it blow. Just in time. So now octopus he realizes that Kamal would have killed her. Where was Kamal going? Back to India. But he got the face paint and everything on perfectly. Within like a couple of seconds. It's really weird actually. But oh well. You left me to be killed along with thousands of innocent people. Nice. I trust you can handle this contraption kill. It goes by hot air. Oh then you can. It doesn't hurt him? Oh he quickly gets rid of... that would have hurt him. This is some Tom Cruise stuff right? It is. It's like how did he get on the plane? First a train, now the plane. Flaps on the... Flaps on the tail. There goes Kamal. Who does that for me right as a student? Finished watching Octopussy. And once again I'm gonna ask you what are your initial thoughts after watching this film? Well it's not underwater. No it wasn't underwater. Like the little mermaid. So then I was wrong. But you were right about the barn girl being named Octopussy. You didn't predict that one. Oh I thought you said it. No no no you were the one that mentioned it at the beginning of this video. And also at the end of the previous episode you were like oh that's probably the barn girl's name. She forgot that she is correct. I forgot. That's very unusual because usually she's always very certain that she is correct. But um... I forgot. Fair enough. Any more that you want to mention before we get into the ratings about this film? No it was very mysterious. Yeah. Yeah you could say so. It's not like spelled out immediately like what is going on in the story. Yeah correct. Okay you want to get to your rating? Yeah. We're going to start again with Bond's performance. Roger Moore returning for the sixth time. How did you like him in this film? Just like the other ones four stars. He's going to get another four stars. I'm happy to hear that because he's honestly like you said before. Very old. He's getting older. I don't know how old but he was old. Yeah he's well into his fifties by this point. Yeah. Um... Okay. Anything more you want to mention about him? Did you find him funny in this movie? No it was a bit too much. With his lines. It was a bit too much. I didn't enjoy it any longer. In the beginning it was fun but then it was too much for me. A bit too much Roger Moore asked jokes to you. Yeah. What about the... There's also some really badass moments. When he kills the knife-throwing twin. This is for 009. And with the dices. Double sixes. Yeah. It's all in the wrist. Now that type of stuff is really cool. He keeps one-upping the villains in this film. Yeah. That's correct. I'm glad you still gave him four stars regardless. Moving on to the Bond girls you could say. I guess it was mainly one but there were a couple. What did you think? I gave them three stars. Three stars? That's very decent. So I guess we should start with the main one where the movie was named after. Octopussy. Yeah. What did you think? She did a pretty good job. They weren't like typical Bond girls. No not at all. So I was like okay but who's the Bond girl now? Because I don't understand the blonde one or the female leader. At first you thought Magda may have been Octopussy. Yeah but did she like bad or good? Because they were all with the bad guy all the time. Yeah. But they helped Bond so I was like... You still needed to process that. Yeah she was the assistant of Octopussy in the end. But she was also a mistress to Kamal Khan I think. Yeah. So it was a little weird. I can understand that. But I'm not a female. Well no no those were all linked to Octopussy. That was Octopussy's army. Yeah. Do you think it's cold and empowering for a woman that this was actually... This was not a bimbo character this Bond girl. No. She was like the leader of a whole cult. A cult. A sisterhood of women. I said it too. It's a cult. Yeah. And they were all very skilled as well and acrobatic. Because they were in the circus. Yeah. And they were able to deceive the men using their asses but then kicking their asses. It's... Yeah. That was very cool I think. That time I think in 19... 83. 83. Yeah. Seven years before I was born. Yeah. Anyway. I'm glad you like the Bond girls. So we're now going to move on to the villains. There were definitely multiple villains in this movie. Yes. I'd say the two main ones were Kamal Khan and General Orlov. There was also Gabinda of course. And the assassins. The Indian assassins. Gabinda was the... The assistant of Kamal Khan. Oh with the dices. Yeah. Yeah. And then there were also the knife throwing twins. Oh yes. Lots of villains to get into but first her rating. Three stars. Three stars for the villains in Octopussy. Well, let's hear about it. What did you think? I thought there were two villains. Yeah. Like you said. Two main ones. Yeah. And that there was one villain and then the rest of them. Like Kamal. Kamal Khan. Kamal. Yes. It was funny. Kamal. Yeah. He has some interesting lines. Yeah. And I don't know. He was pretty good as a villain. I didn't notice. He was a villain in the beginning. Yeah. Was he with the Fabricier Act? Yeah. And the auction? Yeah. Was he there? Yeah. Oh yes. And I noticed him. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was General Orlov. The renegade Russian general. Oh yes. Who wanted to take over the west and blow it up. With a bomb. Yeah. But they did a pretty good job. So before the video started. In the beginning of the video you were like, I hope for good villains. Yeah. Did that kind of meet your expectations? This is kind of bomb villain-esque. Yeah. Okay. They did everything in one movie. The airplane, the train, the chase in India. The chase in what kind of country was that? Berlin. Berlin. Germany. Yeah. A really cool thing. Yeah. Also, yeah, the airplane already set that one. Cool climate. So everything that it... Yeah, you're right. You're right. Also, hunting him. Yeah. With elephants. Yeah. And there was also the Indian assassin, the guy with the saw. Oh yes like a yo-yo. Yeah. Raided the bed. They did everything, yes. And also with that sheep. The knife throwing twins. yeah oh yeah everything everything so they did a pretty good job I'm glad moving on to the locations in this film what did you think I gave them four stars four stars nice I think that's very deserving in octopussy because well the main part took place in East Berlin that was more than much much bigger was set in India yeah well at the beginning they were in Cuba I think the the opening yeah it isn't actually in Cuba but and it's not mentioned but it's definitely supposed to be you know yeah you're right kind of yeah and then they went to London from London he went to India yeah and then from India to Berlin right and in the end was also in India oh yeah but they went with the train by train yeah but then later they flew back to India to get Kamal Khan when the journey was over yeah yeah to raid his castle but what did you think of well talk about the locations that they represent India well there were a lot of stereotypes of course with the guy with the knife and the snakes and coals but how did you like it they put out all the things of India yeah yeah lots of animals too lots of animals to touch my hall the things what people do there in India with the sword and needle beds yeah and the snakes and like the tune of James Bond yeah it's kind of a fourth walking a fourth wall breaking joke I am bond shouldn't recognize that in his universe but it's like a charming tune yeah he had to know that it was him yeah yeah that's like that was his code yeah and that Q was also there in India yeah and then they went to Berlin yeah you see the Western East Berlin there yeah now I'm glad you you gave the locations for stars so we should move on to the story in octopus what did you think only two stars such a shame some some people will be broken hearted probably by this no no no this is your rating to talk about the story so I guess you weren't the biggest fan maybe no all the other movies from what's his name Mr. Moore Roger Moore yeah more we're quite better than this one oh really yeah story wise story wise yes I see yeah so you would much rather see a guy that wants to turn the water the underwater world instead of a realistic guy that wants to blow up the West with the bomb and NATO versus I mean this is much more realistic that throughout the whole movie it was about the Faberge egg and all the diamonds and everything that's right not about the bomb I only saw in the end yeah and in the beginning when they talked about it you're right Faberge egg also played a big part in octopussy so is there a reason you you didn't think you think this is a weaker story compared to the well what makes it weak in your eyes I mean well it's not like the one with uh with the moon yeah I still her favorite moon raker I remember that movie like it was yesterday yeah like that's very memorable yeah and what he wants to take care take out a human race yeah if you ask me tomorrow about this movie the story I don't know I only know the locations I think and the and the girls and bones yeah it will this this is less memorable to you yes I think only the Faberge egg maybe maybe you remember the part where bomb drives in over Romeo as well she's gonna forget about that you liked that you liked that part of the movie so yeah I did fair enough anything more you want to mention about the story no okay no so hopefully you did have a good decent enjoyment of octopussy yes I did I gave you three stars three stars for her enjoyment which is definitely good I think yeah very very above ever you know kind of average average yes yes so um talk about what you enjoyed about this film well there were a lot of animals yeah not only a real life but also kind of Indiana Jones stuff right yeah when you ran into the woods he was like into the spider webs yeah um what else he had like a lot of chases on trains airplanes and the tuk-tuk in uh India and of course the brilliant opening with the after star plane yes with the plane out of the horse ride yeah the card card I knew it was fake you knew it was a but of the horse yeah yeah but I didn't knew that there was an airplane coming out of it no you were like there's a car coming out and you see the nose of the plane come out with with the dutch flag on it oh yes you said that yeah no but um I'm glad you like that it's a brilliant opening octopussy it has nothing to do with the rest of the movie but it's so much fun that open especially filler up please you know at a gas station oh yeah there were slides of folds in this movie I said oh of course there were yeah yeah like like how did the how did the bad guys swim through the crocodile like and stuff yes yeah that sounds so weird because when they were fighting there were crocodiles yeah they nearly got killed by them yeah so weird but he was like sleeping in a bed of octopus like it was an octopus yeah yeah yeah now it's I'm glad you like this film um and this which brings us to your average score all which is three stars for octopussy a bit lower than some of the previous ones but also still high enough it will translate to a six so that only leaves one more range of more movie a few to a kill but and this is something which could be interesting for the comments in 1983 of course two barn films came out because Sean Connery returned in the unofficial never say never again the remake of fundable which you weren't the biggest fan of and now he's even older never say never again came out now it's an unofficial bond film let us know in the comments should leave it and I was never say never again as well as part of the movie reaction series next time let us know what is what is your own thought what are you interested in seeing a one unofficial bond film that came out in the same year as this so it's not in these 20s no it's not on this poster well why um it's a long story but it's the producer that had the rights to fundable Kevin Mcglory I talked about it when we filmed fundable and he wanted to get Sean Connery to to use his rights again he had the rights that to specter and all the things that the official movies couldn't use anymore after a couple of years and he wanted to film fundable again with Sean Connery to go up against the official series with Roger Moore so they were like a rival company I could tell you much more detailed version but this video would be too long but are you interested in watching it is the story it's similar to these kind of movies no different but it's it's James Bond and it's Sean Connery it's an older Sean Connery but it is still him yeah so I have to watch two movies um well we'll also see in the comments but I think at least she wants to watch it but I'm putting her on the spot of course um and we'll we'll give it some time time to think about it but I'm we're gonna be seeing never say never again or a few to kill next time you'll see probably both but you'll see uh but let us know in the comments if never say never again it's something you're interested in uh hope you enjoyed and see you guys next time bye a poll yeah maybe we could do a poll on it too