 What do you want to film today this? We can vlog Dan's gonna be at lunch. Okay, Daniel say hey say something funny clown What do you want to vlog I'm gonna try to pull something heavy for everybody watching right now Just so you can wake up in the morning and think you can do it a little bit more hustle a little bit less sleep No water for a month What else just to test myself no veggies No veggies no shits. If you don't shit for a week. You're doing it right. That's good I'm sure there's some point in his military career What's going right now? How long he went without a shit? She's like nerves. You're not sleeping. You're eating weird shit You're doing push-ups and jogging all day your bowels are probably weird. I'm here with my African friend Let's say that African. Yeah She's actually African Shraig born and raised she's my my will condon you're allowed to say that South Africa's part of Africa as much as we are part of a Central America. What's up, buddy? We have a question for you, but first I'll introduce you to Lisa Lisa. This is Alan This is the sundress Mark Mark's fall with 1080 You never saw that video you see mark you never saw him fall with the thousand fifty It is it's also a great snowboard came And then she's the one run of the monolith in a sun dress, so he blames me Oh, that's also her yeah might be Yeah, yeah, and she's the one that dragged me into super training decade ago Yeah, we've been best friends since like fifth grade below the system don't want to get bulky Nelly we gotta go see Nelly this summer, bro It's also good. I do I do Lisa will come Nelly the rapper Nelly is coming here See she's down. Yeah, here heaviest I've touched Right since it pretty since the it skit go watch the it skit we put so much effort into that no one saw it We were too busy and butter Butterfingers and Reese's on Halloween instead of watch our beautiful masterpiece that Connor directed me and Alan So go watch that that's probably the heaviest I've pulled since then that's a long time, bro lighting Get a job, huh? It's your job build these kinds of triceps. You might tell my whole sob story again. No My heart is broken to tell that story my heart is broken. Just put but my heart will go on. Yeah, my heart will go on Fat Dan in the building. It's been a while, buddy in a long time since this guy's been featured on this YouTube It's been it's been a lot for a year from a year or two. All we need is a Christopher walk-in real quick I got a prep my vocal chords. I'm ready Connor's not interested Well, I'm here with Sal and Mike and the entire crew at Moss Taco We had a few tacos here. It's pretty good But I feel very fat Can't have any more so we're gonna go eat something As Christopher walking there for you Rocky's all right, Rocky's okay. It's not that great. Yeah, you have a family guy in you somewhere. I can kind of do You know Joe Joe the guy in the wheelchair The guy in the wheelchair. Why is it gonna be the guy in the wheelchair? Why can't it be a neighbor? Yeah, that's terrible. I'm gonna get crushed on the internet for that. Why can't he just be his neighbor? We're gonna be like God. Oh God. No, I'm gonna crush. It was the longest conversation. I was watching Bobby Lee and H3H3 shout out to H3H3. I'm a big fan They're talking about how little person sounds worse than midget and they kept going nuts And then they're talking about different references of when you can and cannot say digit or a little person But I kind of agree like little person Does sound almost more degrading like you're you're a person, but you're a little person Like I don't like can you just call someone? Why can't why do I have to be called fat? Why can't I be called like sticky boy large or you know The term big bone has always been very frowned upon because people are like well Your bones like they're not that big. They're all the same size And I'm like I'm pretty sure my femur is about ten times the size as Connors My dad talked a lot about the his shame growing up and ending up being in the husky section That's like a like a junior high kid. Now that's scarred scarred for life fan husky, but husky is like kind of cute Husky like a dog cute. I like that. Yeah, I like what if yeah, what if girls are like I'm really into husky guys, and they mean you I like when girls say I like big guys like by that I feel kind of big. Yeah, I feel like macho. Yeah, less less than like being called bad. Yeah, or little Yeah, little give us the neighbor Joe not the handicapped neighbor not the handicapped Joe he goes Well Peter We got a couple of guys over here Peter You're gonna take him to jail Peter Follow me in insert here and flash it Connor. Where are you insert? Insert here Just flash it across the screen All agents movie directors movie directors Me and your mom had the longest conversation of how we both think they're missing the big man in Movies now, you know who said that shout out to Chris Bell, you know He has always said they need more, you know because in Hollywood all there is is like pretty boy rules Yeah, you know so they need the John Goodman's they need the Chris Farley's they rose hands back Maybe you could come out. It's like you can come back as like John Goodman's long-last son. Yeah, yeah, right here John Goodman Plug him right here, bro. I think Connor can make it happen. We can do that. So I'll never forget. I one time I Sent a headshot in for a plus size Think I'll you tell me. Yeah. Yeah, and it was shout out to Jesse Burtick. He hooked me up with this. He He's like, you know, they need a plus-size model. So I I Sent him my measurements. I had to measure my chest and like my arms and everything like that Headshot and I took some like dumb selfie that like who was just probably God awful and And then I'm sending him I got rejected upset. I said you weren't big enough. I don't know I probably was just too handsome Slam some tacos dance got four hours to burn before work. We're gonna try to watch the UFC fight Don't know how where when she might adventure around show you guys a little bit of sacramental I love coffee What'd you get? You get a new phone Yeah, I phone bro. What are you still using a droid? Dude, I found gang to only use So what's the internet? Hey, your hairdo makes you look gay Go back to the old bike So this is more old Mike than ever. I had a mohawk Now I'm showing my age. I rock a mohawk probably from 2004 To 2007 or eight won't play basketball and I gel it up. You seem like the glue Is literally like glue like hair glue. I had the hair glue. I had some a spiked mohawk Well, I hooked like up to here And then I would rotate like sometimes I had the mohawk in the back And then sometimes they're just like it was like I didn't even wash dragon ballsy, but I had like Goku I rocked the Goku. I should have found a picture swear I rocked the Goku like glued up spiked up My whole head where you saw the white shit in your hair Oh, dude, if you if your hand came down onto my hair, it would pierce it I'd pierce your ear with my fucking glue. It was hard as shit I rocked that 2004 so that's well before you little kids knew me uh and I'm not one for the pacification of our nation or not walking on eggshells 24-7 to make sure everyone's feelings are okay I'm a little bit anti that I think people are too easily insulted nowadays It's all about the context and it's all about intent but It is 2018 my friend gay Is not an insult What gender someone is attracted to is none of my business I happen to be a heterosexual male if that's what you're asking. I like the female sex But I'm not insulted in that you know why Because I'm confident enough in my heterosexuality That I can do whatever it is that you think's gay and it's not going to change a single thing in my mind A little bit of nostalgia tonight I'm never been to this barbecue place. We just grabbed barbecue from my mom's Connor and I are going to grub down We were trying to watch the UFC fight and then Connor McGregor went ape shit and Holloway or whatever Didn't make his weight. So the fight's going to be kind of wack. I'd like to watch the rosa fight But it's not that serious. It's not worth whatever a hundred bucks. So we're just chilling eating barbecue But um mom's new place is closer to where I went to high school And since I'm homeless Just got to say it just in case we want to use the the title again Homeless part two part dicks These houses are dope BTW We're down here on the river Kind of the burbs of Sacramento where I grew up I spent a lot of time over here because a lot like two of my best friends lived in this area I used to drive this shit every single day for man Years and years and years and years so cool to be over here. I like Sacramento, man I like Sacramento a lot of people talk shit. I like a lot of cities people talk shit on I like Sacramento. I like Cleveland, Ohio. I like Columbus, Ohio I think I got good vibes, bro Then some cities people love like san francisco a place like I'll be there for a couple hours But it gives me a lot of anxiety Like I don't I don't love san francisco. I like the bay area. I like some of the people and stuff, but I like Sacramento man barbecue Gaines They ran out of everything a damn barbecue place The only issue with living in the burbs Which is why we're trying to move downtown is the food There's not like good food in the burbs. There's always chains Like you'll find a secret mom and pop shop like this Mexican place over here is pretty good But downtown you get that mom and pop vibe that hipster vibe. I need that We had hipster coffee today. Shout out to homie who watched the videos That made a hell of a cappuccino if I do say mom so myself and shout out to your mtv hat I like your mtv hat bro What is it about? Come on, man. You're wrapping it up. I'm chatting to the people You're rushing me You're rushing me Ladies and gentlemen, that's been the vlog. I'm gonna go slam some barbecue and probably play some call of duty Appreciate you We're coming back the dead list felt good. Give this thing a thumbs up subscribe. Catch you guys in the next one