 As you guys can see, we got a little change of scenery. I decided to pick up this game called Outer Wilds. It's about space and shit, you know? I'm kind of nerdy, so I like learning about the solar system. And tea! I've actually been playing this, getting a feel for it. You know, I've died, like, five times already. I've been messing around on what's it, whatchamacallit, fucking, the deep dick? No, it's not what it's called. It's called Blue Deep. Something along like that? Let's go to Brittle Hollow, because, you know, that's where the, uh, frickin' black hole is. What's that? Oh, dude, no, you can see the black hole through that thing. That's frickin' sketch. Okay, well, we need to land it in the trees. It's good enough for me. Oh, my God! It's not broken, it's just camouflaged. We're gonna go over here. Chachow! Oh, slow down, eh. Very nice. Very nice. Venice? And Venice? Dude, let me in here. Come on, dude, what's this? What's this, eh? These guys were escaping from here? I mean, I wonder why. Maybe on account of the fucking black hole. Yeah, there he is. Oh, dude, that just scares me. Like, I need to find a good plan for getting through here, because I've died the past couple of times. What's this, say, use caution. A black hole seeps below. You must not slip. Oh, fucking no durr. I've slipped like 10 dimes. I keep getting fricking spit out into nowhere. A million miles away from my ship, and then I just, they don't even let you have a suicide option, either like a kamikaze option. They just make you like, float out into space and die. Or at least, you know, that's just what I've experienced. Dude, there's a lot of shit down here. Holy crap. Seriously, props to them. This environment is just great. It's so fricking cool. What's this, say? Be sure not to wander far from here, though this area is somewhat unstable. It's safer than any we've found so far. The temporary settlement is finished, but remember to be cautious of falling rocks and dust traded by meteor impacts. Don't be cautious, don't you worry. I'll heed your warning. What is this stuff? This knowledge is too dear to lose. Here's everything we can recall about the signal we accounted while aboard the vessel. The signal was older than the universe itself. This is the most significant detail. What? They picked up a signal. There was like three big veins. So what I'm hearing? Imagine what rare and profound knowledge it might offer when we find this eye of the universe. I'm assuming it's something from a different universe, which is bigger and older than ours. They're visiting to say hi to the smaller universe. Just got tons of stuff to read around here, dude. Do I keep falling? Do I keep dropping down onto these? Dude, this is scenic. Let's over yonder. Oh, oh yes. Oh my gosh, look at that. Holy, you see that, boys? All that shit's going right into that big daddy black hole. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, this is fucking bullshit. You see what I'm talking about. You don't even have to try to get sucked in by the black hole, dude. What the fuck refines you? I'm doomed to waste even more time. Frickin' A, bud, I know. I am fully aware that I'm using oxygen right now as a propellant. I can't wait to take those last few breaths. No, not cutting it close. It's called suicide, bud. All right, let's get going. If I'm being honest, I don't even care. I wanna go back on that planet again. I need to conquer that black hole and explore this shit out of this place. Autopilot, engage. Come on, we're waiting for the trees again. All right, let's see what's in here. Just kidding, we already know. All right, round two. God, I'm so scared, dude. Yes. Oh my God, yeah. That's cash money. All right, we just gotta make sure we don't go anywhere too weird. Just walk right into the black hole, dude. Don't even gotta get sucked into it. There's a direct path to it. No, I'm just kidding. I hope this is something really cool. It's looking less cool. Looking more like the place that I got sucked from. Hawks floor nonetheless. Looks sturdy. I don't think it's gonna be breaking. Oh, look at this. There he is, just chilling at the table and dying. I wonder what killed them all, you know? He's like, I understand starving to death when I had no resources, but... Oh, that's what did it, that fucking shit. How do I even, how do I look? See, I detected nearby. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, I hate my life. God damn it, fuck. We're gonna have a run at this probably a bunch more times. I need to find that planet. There you are, bitch. Autopilot, that won't stand for this shit. We'll not stand for it. Daddy's coming, maybe he's still, but he's coming, he's close to ya. He's getting, he's fucking creepy. It's creepy, it's weird. Excuse me. All right, we're landing. We be landing. I know where I wanna go. I wanna go right over here. I don't know where to get Chouserville. Bam, look at that, freaking, oh, almost. That control, that pizzazz. Bam, landed it perfectly too. Almost, almost landed it perfectly. Nearly landed it perfectly, perfectly landing, nice. Oh boy. All right, do this again. Getting a little bit better at these controls. So, just fucking, beautiful, beautiful. Oh my gosh, dude, I'm a legend. Let's see if we can speedrun this shit. I'm not gonna try and speedrun. I don't even know if that's a thing in this game. I guess we're gonna explore a little bit more over here. I'm just not gonna take any weird paths, so I'll just walk around, mosey around, look around, see what's going on. Such sad, dramatic music. It's almost as if an entire civilization lived here before and either were exterminated or just couldn't keep up with the black hole. I mean, it is a fucking black hole. It's kind of bound to rip your house, civilization, fricking little pain in town, city, bullshit, away sometimes, and so. Oh, I feel like it's a really bad idea to go with these lower ones. This looks cool, though. Ooh, spicy. Ooh, spicy. A little bit spicy. Spicy. Spicy. Well, this makes a whole lot of sense. Obviously, it makes tons of sense, thank you. It was precisely in one of these little spots. I was looking out a window or some shit and then I bit the fucking dust. We are not dealing this again. All I gotta do is hear one more thing go and crack away and then it's my ass flying down into the black hole. So, not today, Satan. I hear the music, but be sure not to wander from here for someone and stay as safe than we found so far and temporary. So I was finished for a moment to be cautious of falling rocks and dust. Okay, I understand, understood, okay? I'm just curious, how do I get to that big old fat city over there? Does this have something to do with it? Like, I'm confused, is that what this is? Okay, I already read that. I know, let's try this. Yeah. Oh, shit. This is bad. Very, very bad. 60 freaking seconds. I need some oxygen, yo. I need some oxygen. Is there any oxygen in here, guys? Oh, shit. Oxygen, yo. Oxygen, where is it? Oh, I'm gonna fucking die. Dude, where is the oxygen? Oh, shit. Oh my God. This game is fucking ruthless. Unrelenting, dude. Ruthless freaking game. All right, it's okay, we'll get her done. We don't get her done. Surprise, motherfucker. Median, it's time. I simply ran out of oxygen because I was having so much fun exploring, dude. I died from that. Go fuck yourself. Good, good, oh good. Fucking suit just for me, holy shit. Again. There's a master alarm? How do I use that? How do I use the master alarm? I'm coming for you, bitch. I'm coming for you. Aligning flight trajectory. Accelerating torrents and detonation. I'm firing retro rockets. We're gonna have a soft landing. Softy poo landing, come on. Softy poo landing, come on, look at this shit. This shit, okay. I just lit on over there. Oh, you know. Oh, you know. That's what I'm talking about, all right. Come on, come on, come on. Okay, I trust myself. Time to do this shit again. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, fuck. Oh, thank God. Holy shit, that was close. Okay, I'm just gonna keep going up. I mean, like, I want to, but there was like, okay, see, that looks like a good place to go. Look at that. This looks nice and tall. It's like people died in here, maybe. Picnic baskets. This is just a whole straight, nah, it's not a whole straight down. So we're here. Just a neat little view of everything. All right, falling down here. My life is in your hands, God. Um, who was he able to board in a state pod at all? Ooh, that's sweet, sweet, actually. That could have been fucking nice. I was looking for this goddamn thing. This is also dangerous. Yep, that's why, that's why this is dangerous. Close calls for all. That thing, point somewhere. Is it daring me to fly over there? I feel like that's a fucking stupid idea. I doubt that has any significance of what I think it means. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna fly over this. Okay. Was that me? Am I dead? Nope, okay, thank you, Jesus. Take a look over here. Okay, no, now we're good. This is why I'm not allowed out of my house, right into the fucking sign. Please. Beautiful sweet release. We don't get her done. Okay, yeah, it's me. I know, ha, ha, ha, funny, funny, funny. Let's try and roast a marshmallow again. Stend my stick outwards and, oh, okay. I'm just not very good at this. Okay, I'm done. There's a point where you just gotta realize it's not worth trying. Not worth your goddamn time. Much like this game, is this worth my goddamn time? Probably not, but it looked pretty fucking fun. It's pretty fun. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty fun. Honestly, I think I'm just fucking honest on the spectrum. Maybe I just have horrible hand-eye coordination. Where's my little planet that I want, oh, baby. Bam, boom, bam, boom. What are the odds I don't kill myself this time? Probably not very high. Oh, this looks, no, this looks good. This looks very good. I'm just a trash can, so. Okay, we're landing. Damn, I really heard this thing. This looks cool. Oh, what's in there? That's gonna be my interest peaked. The trees are moving, the trees in this grove wander about freely the entire plant, roots, and all. This is not normal, even. What? Okay, weird, dude. Stuff moves unusually, significant we should study it. Could it be what is causing other nearby to also move about this area? I mean, maybe if they're gravity crystals, there's definitely a possibility there. It says beneath the feet lies the tower of quantum knowledge. If you're ever preparing to make your first pilgrimage to the quantum moon to send the steps to the entrance below the knowledge held within, we'll help you on your journey. Quantum moon sounds pretty freaking sick. Hello. So, I think I will descend these steps wherever they might be, right? Oh my gosh, I was literally on the steps. Man, I need to get my hat on my ass. I'm descending said steps. This looks super interesting. Southern Observatory, interesting. See what's this? Edges to the Tower of Quantum Knowledge. So, okay, I'm gonna do this. Yeah, because that was the original way. I'm just kind of afraid because it goes into a freaking thing. Ooh, scary, dude. This is the Quantum Knowledge place. Be welcomed in this place above you stands the Tower of Quantum Knowledge. If you're making your first pilgrimage to, okay, I understand. That's not, I can't do it though. Cause it's broken. We're screwed, bud. Unless we use our big boy brains and... Oh, no, no, no. That wasn't a big boy brain move. Do you hear? Which way do I wanna go? Let's go this way over yonder. Dude, this is honestly pretty sweet. I'm really liking this game. Apart from me dying like every two seconds, which I mean, honestly, that's the purpose of the game. Purpose is to die and explore. So I don't know what the heck I'm bitching about, you know? So, oh dude, we got friends here. Right back. Can I ask you something? What? Where should I? Yeah, I wanna know. Where shouldn't you explore? The Hayen City. You can kind of see it from this. It's also this big dome on the South Pole called the Southern Observatory. No, no, no, no, no. That shit's just falling behind him. Nice, good conversation, bud. Appreciate that. I'm curious how to get there. Sleep in a bed. So that needs to be swapped. What does this say? Tower of Quantum Knowledge, yeah, I know. All right, maybe I should go this way again. Oh, dude, no, what the heck? Did I maybe escape it? Yeah, I think I maybe escaped. Very slim, slim, slim chance. Yes! Fuck yeah, dude. Get out of here. Oh, I hate this game. That was butthole clenching, man. Oh my gosh, look at me being a dingus. There's literally these gravity freaking rocks right here. Stones, stones, what's it say? Gravity crystal workshop. So these guys are the ones that made the gravity crystals. Interesting. I thought for a second that we made them. I was thinking, can I make that? I can totally make that, dude. Easy peasy lemon dick, fuck. Okay, we're making some good freaking timing on this. Oh, hey, dude, what am I going up for now? What does this do? Okay, I'm a little nervous about this. Oh, that's all it does. I don't even know where the heck I am. Yep, this is most certainly a new spot. What? That's so cool. It's like a little entrance. That's super dope. All right, I'm going back the other way. I gotta go somewhere else for the other ones. Go down here. What is this? Oh, nice. Is this the forge? What did I do just now? Oh my gosh, look at that. See if I can like jump on that black hole forge thing or something. I really hope this place doesn't fall while I'm trying to do it. Okay, I can get this to go up. I'm gonna go up. And I'm gonna try and find another entrance because I know that the black hole forge thing is like right over here. So, I'm gonna see if there's another way in just out here. This could be the forge. I think this looks special. Oh, dude, it is. Oh my God, this is the forge. Heather, how do I do this? Oh, sweet. All right, this is a pretty decent run if I do say so myself. The Hanging City is below. Oh. I need to find a way to get underneath this thing then. Thanks. Can we not? Can we not do that? Can you just? To our friends on Brutal Hollow, I just warped here from White Hole Station. What? There's a White Hole Station over there? Wait, you recreated that warp travel that sucks everything in. All right, this is fucking, this is crazy. The White Hole Station. I hate that freaking White Hole. I don't know how to feel about this. They're acting like it's all cool and shit, but you're not the one who got fucked by it. Oh my gosh, please. Whatever that is, stay away. Okay. Cause I am afraid of you. You stay over there. This, I want in that shit. In a perfect world. Maybe I can just go up here. Go up here and find something. I'm here to find something. Has anyone observed the phantom moon that sometimes greets us? There's, okay, there's a phantom moon now. So it disappears. Suppose the moon is too shy to show us its face. Interesting. So this, this planet just goes wherever, the fuck it wants. It doesn't even care about gravity. This is all cool, but I guarantee there's another place over here that needs to be explored. Probably has some answers for me. What is that? What was that? And what is this? I didn't see this. Come here. Here we go. What is this thing? Probably should wear this. Spare jet paraphernalia. Oh, that's all it's. A good, seems like a good guy is just being a good guy over there. So, so we will have fuel to explore even more. I need to make sure I do not run the set like that. No, no, no, no, no. No, dude. No, no, no, no. Come on, baby. Give me a second try. Please, please, please, please. Oh my God, I am just, I'm too fucking good at it, dude. Too good. Wait. It just, I'm an idiot. That's what that was. All right, well, I'm kind of tired of this. I mean, actually I had a lot of fun, okay? I'm gonna give another crack at it. We're gonna figure out who the hell these other, other aliens are, these step aliens, all right? You know, I wanna see what they're up to. This has been a good one. It was nice playing a different game. Holy shit. And, oh, right time for Snooper Supernova. I'll see you dudes on the next one.