 So, remember when I mentioned my neck pain during my JoJo reactions? It turns out I have neck cancer. I'm joking, I don't have neck cancer. Yeah, I just have a safe neck. I love you! Why? But luckily, I finished a video before it really started hurting, but I blame JoJo. And of all, the anime's to react to. I had to react to JoJo with a broken neck. Anyways, yeah, I'll be fine. If you don't see a video from me, I'm dead. Or I'm paralyzed. But I'll still do a reaction probably, paralyzed in a chair. CUTE VIDEO! So now we're getting a coach. And her name seems to be Lisa Lisa. Is she gonna take the cock ring off of him? 33 days, he gave him 33 days. But when it's one minute, it takes the entire episode. But watch, 33 days is gonna take one episode, I bet you. I bet you, next episode they'll be fighting. I like this, it's like a little training arc, like a mini training arc. But 33 days, that can mean 33 fucking seasons, for all I know. You can't pour a drink like I can. This is, you get, you get cum all over you. I drank it the long time, that was disgusting. Oh my god, the thoughts in my head. I love how they used their fingers in the anime. What's he doing? A squirt gun with a smaller hole, wait, what did he say? A squirt gun with a smaller hole shoots farther? Alright, oh yeah, my mind went elsewhere. Can you blame me for this scene, what's going on? Good, 31 days, two days passed. It took an episode to get through a minute. Oh, I feel you on that, the two words I hate the most are effort and work. That's why I'm a reaction channel. Oh, I feel you there Jojo. Oh, I can't wait to see what Lisa Lisa looks like. Misa Misa, want Lisa. What are you doing? This is why other countries look at New York and make fun of us. You can't be going to Venice posing like that, like you're in the Manhattan Bridge. I'ma be on there with my girl in three months. Is this going to be the guy that's going to be rowing us? No, no. Alright, now it looks like I'm not going to Venice. Can I go anywhere in this world? This is giving me zeppely PTSD. Zeppely did the same shit. I'll never forget. Is this going to happen to me in Venice? They're going to beat this shit out of me when I ask for a gondola ride? Is he decided now? That's a girl voice. Erin? That's like Erin with lipstick. A woman. What? It's Erin Yeager with lipstick. I always thought Erin was kind of hot too. You're going to pick her nose. I pick her nose. Alright, so if Lisa Lisa is going to be rowing my gondola, I'll go to Venice. Oh, I'm going there. That went to the top of my list. Fuck Japan. Italy's first on the list. Japan. You know what I've seen in Japan in these shows? I don't know if I want to go there anymore. This is heaven. COVID. I like Trump. I don't want to keep this mask on. My dude is anti-vaxx and anti-max. Mask? Uh-oh. Uh-oh, just you better get canceled. You better not get an episode 17. You better stay in Italy. Oh, I'm going to Venice. I might move my flight up. I'm skipping Japan. I'm going straight to Venice. That's what I got. This is me. That island is my home. You look ridiculous. Oh, God. Hey, don't tell your elder sister about the poison ring. I'll kill you if you say that. Holy shit, he's threatening grandpa? I can't say that. I'm going to do that to my grandfather. I'm going to bring him back from the dead and curse him out. Oh, this is the Hell Climb Pillar Arc. Okay, thanks for announcing it, Lisa Lisa. What the hell is this Hell thing anyway? I'm surprised they weren't falling down that for an entire episode. Because whenever people are falling, it takes an entire episode. I like how mean she is. Is this real place? Am I going to go to Venice? And Lisa Lisa is going to abduct me and throw me in hell? What the fuck are you doing? This isn't the time to pose! This is how you train somebody. Throw them into the pits of hell and make them learn how to get out. I agree with parenting like this. So I'm going to do my son. He wants to learn how to swim? Throw his fucking ass in the ocean. Knock it down with those big army tank, two-pole arms. Now I'm going to beat this girl's headless. I'm going to take after Chris Brown. Is that his umbilical cord? You thought he had a ring around it? He's using his umbilical cord to climb the hell tower? How dare you insult my pillar. Now you gotta suck it. How dare you be cute? Oh, this is what I need. We're finally slowing it down a bit, right? Are we slowing it down for fighting the ancestors from before Christ? Could we chill now? Could we relax and lift some weights? He's going to grow another finger at watch. A second thumb is going to come out of his hand. Girl, if you fall, I might shut the episode off. I can't watch an episode of you climbing his dick. A squirt gun when it's smaller. We had to go back to that quote. We had to, right? About the squirt gun in the small holes? I said let's calm down. I said I'm ready to just sit back and relax. I don't want to break my neck more than it already is broken. You better not be a fucking hose. 24 hours have passed. Caesar, 18 meters. Jojo, 16 meters. Oh, oh. They're talking about the pillar. I wouldn't even be surprised to be honest with you with Jojo's fucking, his cack was 16 meters long. I wouldn't be surprised if this is how big their cacks were. Only Jojo could make climbing a pillar this fun and eventful. I'm over here on the edge of my seat while they climb a fucking pillar. Uh. I'm Jojo. I would make these mistakes. I'm over here making fun of him. I'm no different than him. Yeah, let's have a fencing session. Let's fucking vent. We're on the verge of death. He came on his feet. Now he sticks to the pillar. Okay, Caesar. Two turns straight into supersonic out of nowhere. Watch him jump right through it. Next Jojo comes. Is he Italian? I mean, they all are Italian. What are you talking about? 61 hours. 61 hours. It's been almost three days. I'm going to keep track of this. Oh, I'll fucking risk my life to get to the top to see this. That's what's waiting for me at the top of the pillar. I will lose all my ligaments. I don't even need them. Why the fuck do I need a leg for? No, no, no. Don't jump. I'm waiting for a speed wagon to appear out of nowhere. Jojo! I'm just waiting. Imagine he falls now. How is he doing this? I'm actually worried. I've seen main characters in the show die. Come and go! They come and go go! Did he get another ebb from climbing that pillar? Shall I strip you, bear? Jojo, we're not trying to be like Bill Cosby, okay? Forget about picking her nose. She wants you to pick something else now. You're Hammon. She wants your Hammon all over her. Yes. This is what I need. She's beautiful. Oh, I'm ready for all these activities. That's the angle I want. Yes. Thank you, Jojo, for giving me that. I forgot it's Jojo. Characters just appear. Remember that Jojo was fighting Dio? And also, like, six main characters came out of nowhere? After Zeppely died? I forgot, guys. I forgot what show was watching for a second. Characters just show up. What am I looking at? I know I say that a lot with this show, but what the fuck am I watching? Yeah, y'all could keep Italy. I know it's my roots, but y'all could keep that shit. After what I saw in this episode, y'all could keep Venice. I'm not going there anymore. Wait, are they really gonna go through 33 days? It took them, like, an arc to get through a minute, but we're gonna go through 33 days in a single episode. I was joking. I'm never joking again. I'm just gonna shut up when I react. I'm not gonna react anymore. They really just went through all those days. Oh, my God. They just went through, like, three weeks! See how I needed a day break? That's what I need. My neck still hurts. As long as this Jojo week continues, this neck pain is staying. Oh, we're on the battlefield now. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Are we in Egypt already? Was that a fucking pyramid? Wait a minute. It's a pyramid! We're in Egypt! We're going to the moon next, aren't we? I wasn't that far off. Why would you do that? Let's test how deadly this is. Let me use it on my best friend. It refracts light billions of times, making it strong and pure. Well, light has nothing on Jojo's biceps. Not even Speedwagon. Speedwagon doesn't even have to move a fucking muscle. He'll survive. Why would you just crush the Infinity Stone like that? Eh, I'm back to a place that I took off my list because of this fucking show. Now they're going to fight for the Infinity Stone. It hurts to laugh. Fuck is getting worse. It's like my neck pain gets worse with every episode of Jojo week. When they go into an Egypt pyramid to record this audio, they hear these people singing, Holy shit! They really got a mask on this guy in the studio right now. They prepared for COVID. Nani? Why is your ass out like that, bro? Pull your pants up. Look at this picture right now. Look at his fucking arms. Like, I know I say this in every video, but his forearms are the same size as his massive biceps. Oh, fuck. They have to take a test. Would they get to sit in the classroom and take a test now? I wouldn't be surprised. This is going to take 10 episodes. We went through 24 days in one episode. Watch. The last, like, seven, eight days, that's going to take the rest of Jojo. Demon Slayer, Attack on Titan, JJK will be back before we finish. Oh, they're doing what, um, Zeppely did with Tom Petty. For some reason we fight on ropes. The loser has to hang himself from it. Why is he wearing a beanie? Who wears a beanie with a tank top? What the fuck? ECDC took a vacation to Venice. The 33 days aren't up yet, bitch. Wait, he's still alive? Aw. Oh, wait, he is dead. Holy shit. People actually die in his head. No. No. That was so unnecessary. I can't watch this if this is what the fight's going to be. Is this guy going to be jumping on these things? Uh-oh. This is the fucking time to dance. What are you doing? It's like they don't even need swords. They use their fucking hands. What? Like, like, like, what am I looking at right now? I know I say that a lot, but honestly describe this picture to somebody. His hand looks like fucking Pinocchio. This is disgusting. It's disgusting! Don't tell me he's bringing up his clankers again. I swear to God. It's soaked in vegetable oil, so it conducts him in well. Is that all I need is vegetable oil? I think I actually have it. Hold on. I don't have vegetable oil, but I have virgin olive oil. Maybe this will work. What if I pour this shit all over me? What will happen? Why? Why did they have to do this? Victory's decided before the battle is fought! Before the Tattakai! I knew they wrote that in China. Tattakai translates to all languages. Shit. Yeah, bag! Your fucking instructor just... got his lungs ripped out. Ah, stop! Don't tell me it's gonna grow back. I will fucking drink this if that arm goes back. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Hey, will this thing fucking open? Oh, oh no, no, no! Would they kill his family in the studio? This guy's crying way too real. When did he get black? Would he change races mid-fight? Did that movement have to involve a fucking pose? I'm in pose. Don't make me get that olive oil again. Oh my god, you let him go do his... Now he's biracial. Now what's happening? He's fucking dead! Why? Why? Dying wasn't enough? That has to happen to Speedwagon for fuck's sake. Oh, okay. Domain expansion! Those horns! Oh shit! Fucking clankers again. Are you gonna throw a coloring book at him next? He's just gonna grab... Oh, I'm... I don't even think I could eat anymore. I think I'm done with food for the date. Oh my god! Do they ever run out of OSTs? Stop! No, that's fucking bad! I'm supposed to get food after this. What the fuck? What did they turn into tanks? Fucking dicks came out of his fingernails. How did the writer think of this? You would think an alien's attacking him, but no. Or an octopus? No. This guy literally has intestines come out of his fingernails. The carrier part is somebody thought about that. Someone actually wrote that down on a page. This is someone's brain. There goes that. Oh. Oh! Wait till she finds out the instructor's died, yo! Meanwhile, this guy's doing Pilates! Yeah, see? This OST is way too good. I'm gonna splooge. The fucking OSTs in this anime! Why are they so good? Why? Yeah, your friend, his body just got fucking incinerated! Oh, thank god it was a mask. I got fucking worried. Wow! Wow! I love this OST stuff. Wow! OST! What a fucking picture this is. I'll wrap him up in a burrito and eat him! I'm a go to my girlfriend with a knife. Slip my throat and start laughing in her face. That's what I'm gonna do. I learned it from Iderius! From JoJo! Is he skiing now? How the fuck is he standing like that? I'm out of breath. I'm out of breath for standing. Imagine that guy? Why did you say it? What are you doing? How did the guy that made JoJo think of this? I should have did the OST to this song. His attack is bleeding dicks. Oh, my neck. I'm gonna be a paraplegic by the end of this week. I'm gonna be doing my reaction on life support with a fucking tube in my mouth. Was he throwing birthday cake at him now? Help! You can help him! Oh, only if Speedwagon was here. He'd probably stand on top of the mountain and watch. Bro, I'm really gonna break my neck. Oh, my God. What weird shit does he have up his sleeve? He's gonna throw a collar and book at him, isn't he? He wrapped his own dick around him. Why would he say that after you're telling him what he's about to say? He better not fucking say it. One day. One fucking day! Holy shit! He did it! How the fuck did it turn into this? Why is this guy a fucking swordfish now? This is insane. Damn. This show is insane! There goes your cock ring. Why is the next episode called Von Strohiem's Revenge? Yeah, I'm saving that for tomorrow. There's no way I'm doing a Von Strohiem's revenge video right now. What the fuck? No! No, you don't! What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, man, you need a break. It's time for a new JoJo. You could die now. See you tomorrow.