 Look at this third nine Brady drops back. Look at this tightly covered receiver. He finds oh my fucking god This makes me so fucking horny look at that shit And he gets to get the first down little bitch and he did second to five Brady Brady drops back look at again another tightly covered receiver. How the fuck does he fit that way? How does he fit that in there? I don't know how he does it. He's 41 and guess what he now has six rings How about that bitch? He's like I'm gonna hand it off. No, I'm not little bitching to throw it and he throws it again Into another tight window to Rob Gronkowski as a horrible player I have no idea how Brady does it folks Tom Brady is just so handsome Look at this. Look at how Brady again just another tight window Brady fits us into just look at that's at least like one yard down the field That's an incredibly difficult throw to make. I don't know how Tom Brady does it He's 41 years old and he encourages his guy to get the first down again Just ridiculous and Brady has like no time to throw it all and then he finally does throw it and again A guy should get tightly covered again. How do Julian Adams a horrible player Tom Brady somehow completely this past I'm I have no idea how he does it. I miss my I really miss my wife Super Bowl 53. I mean Wow Tom Brady throwing for 569 yards five TDS Sony Michelle with three rushing touchdowns Grunk with one hand snags and don't forget about Jared Goff Jared Goff throwing for thousands and thousands and Thousands of yards Todd Gurley running kids Hurley kids trucking kids. Oh wait Super Bowl 53 will be dubbed as the punt fest That was the shittiest pile of shit. I have ever watched in my whole life I will never get that three hours back Let's let's do the let's do the list of things that would have been better to spend my three hours on then watching that Super Bowl I could have gotten Bella back. Just kidding. That's never happening I could have whooped your boy pizza and Madden three more times I could have watched a good game of football This Super Bowl was Cheeks Absolute booty cheeks and you know, it makes it worse Tom Brady won and yes I am sick of the Patriots and yes Patriots fans. You can tell me that I'm jealous Oh, I'm so jealous of the Patriots dynasty. I'm so jealous Of the least athletic quarterback of all time Here's here's here's a bunch of my thoughts. This is all my thoughts about Super Bowl for one. Yes, the Patriots win games However, they are without a doubt the most boring team to watch in the NFL I don't want to see Julian Edelman catch a four-yard pass every single play. It's boring Which is also though why I do not think the NFL is rigged seven wants to say the Patriots pay the refs, right? well If the NFL is rigged, why wouldn't you rig it for like a likeable team? Nobody likes the Patriots other than literally people like from around that area or bandwagoners Pretty much the whole league hates the Patriots and it's not even just because they want a bunch of Super Bowl People hate the Patriots because they're so fucking boring to watch. Nobody wants to watch Tom Brady's 5-2 40-yard dash ass running around again in the Super Bowl like Whatever. Also, let's just talk about the Super Bowl for a second. Sean McVeigh Sean McVeigh the whole season was the ballsy young coach who ran smash mouth run plays Which set up nasty play action Sean McVeigh in the Super Bowl was a little girl He ran Hatback dive and quick slants the whole game until Jared Goff throws up a prayer and gets picked off Where did Sean McVeigh go? Where did the Sean McVeigh that put up? How many how many points do they score on the Chiefs? Where did that Sean McVeigh go and you can't score more than three points against the Patriots so Whack, I am so Sick of it. Yeah, I'm big mad if you can't tell whatever Congrats Tom Brady. We all know you're the greatest quarterback of all time. You're also the most boring quarterback of all time I will be calling you the M boat M be most boring most boring of all time M boat. Hell. Yeah genius That's it for this. This is gonna be a quick one. I just want to talk about that next year my Super Bowl prediction I would like to see the Chiefs and the Saints Actually next next year Super Bowl prediction on Detroit Lions coming home with the dub. Yeah We've never been to Super Bowl and we never will be at this rate So that's it for this one boys I I hope you enjoyed this little rant Super Bowl 53 is whack Super Bowl 54 better be a beautiful peace