 Hello everybody, welcome to church of the chair tonight We are going to be watching Mandy on to if you would like to watch along at home The link is down there in the description It's on to be to be as a free service Pause go back. It's lower that. Hey, Tane. How you doing? I got the law and order Themes long stuck in my head for whatever reason. Hey, Haley Glad you can make it. I'm glad you enjoyed it, Tane. I got six people in here I gotta do something about it. I can't have this focusing over and over and over. Hey, hey, lazy. How are you doing? Hey, Derek. Oh I might have to turn a light on just so this thing stops Trying to focus Yeah, I Brought pizza. Yeah, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to turn a light on I'm having an absolutely terrible weekend E so I need cheering up. Well This is the place for that Unless you're not gonna watch along then you might be kind of at a loss for what's going on But kind of downhill from there. I was trying not to say anything Derek I was trying to be nice You've seen the movie. All right. Oh Hello, Boggle. How are you doing? Hope you are doing swell swell indeed. I'm just checking some things before we go live Yes, I accept your privacy policies. Leave me alone finished shoo jumper Finish supper early for once awesome. Hey, they give me a little of the magic hat power for tomorrow Whoo so jumper We love us so some so jumper it is so nice and cool out here it was not like that earlier It's okay Derek I And I'm sure tain understands that you know He perfectly all right to love What you love, but I was I was just trying to be like, you know Is I didn't want to spoil a spoil here, you know, what was up so? You've never seen this before oh you y'all are in for a treat Wait, wait till we get to the I can't even talk about it for a couple more minutes But I have no idea why I don't like Joe Hill. I don't know either. I love certain books of his The last three have been disappointing for me Disappointing for a lot of people and I think even disappointing for Joe because Joe pretty much fucked off of novels and stuff like that and is now doing comics like damn near full-time so He might be bad. There might be another book. I don't know Also, I took a gummy about an hour ago. So it's going to be very enjoyable It's gonna be something else about the halfway point of this movie right when everything starts like really kicking off we're gonna have a We don't have a time I love the majority of his work. That's cool. I love horns. I Love heart-shaped box love 20th century ghosts love NOS 42 Nospratu every single time I say NOS 42 Which is the title of the book? Someone's always like it's pronounced Nospratu. Yeah Duh, but Haley's seen it too because Haley commented on one comment that brought that up and she was like You don't think he knows that Yeah, he can write he's just as good as his father in that regard But there's something about his characters man. Um, I don't know they're lacking something the dead has you know He did you know it was pronounced Nospratu. Damn Jake. Thanks for telling me man. I hate looking like an idiot You finish the outsider today. Hell, yeah, if it bleeds up next Get it solvents get it get it and I would just if you don't feel like reading the whole book Just read the just read the if it bleeds novella You don't have to read the other three for for that one to make so would you stop auto-focusing? Thank you. Thank you Yeah, Nick Cage is in this movie Nick Cage and it's the best Nick Cage the absolute pinnacle of Nick Cage It is it is best Nick Cage Nick Cage at his absolute just Mine Mindless nutjob It's amazing Nick raw Yeah, I mean I'm the same way fireman if he had written his own book instead of Taking borrowing everything from dad. I mean even down to the way it ends with the hand of God I mean that the entire thing is just Whatever and trust me that's not as big of a spoiler as you might think Removes magic hat lazy. I did my best We're getting started in t-minus six minutes Y'all excited I'm excited I am gonna be a joking mess I'm telling y'all now Bruh, that's how full screen works in this player That sucks all the donkey balls. I got my VPN ready to watch this. I'm in the UK. Oh, okay I was like, why are you having to? Joking mess. Yeah, we're gonna do a countdown to start together There are apps and plugins that uh that do this Where we can like all watch at the same time But they don't work with my streaming stuff, so That's supposed to be cheese cheese titties So good so so good. I Bet you them cheese titties of delicious delicious My mustache bothering me. Why'd y'all let me pick a two-hour movie? This is gonna be who? Two hours in this chair of just watching a movie. I mean I got it turned on lazy if Viking does pop his head in I've been scaring a lot of people lately Two people so far. I thought I started a fire Yeah, so solvents was one of them someone else thought it was on fire, too I might do that. I don't know depends on how far away, you know with the With the ads and all I don't I don't want us to be too far away from each other But I might I might schedule something right at the hour mark The director of Mandy did one of the episodes for gonna get a lot of toros cabinet curiosity on Netflix And the episode is an hour long, but it's similar to Mandy. I do not remember that episode like at all See how you're feeling If you need to walk about a break is fine with me yet Yeah, we'll probably end up doing an intermission like lazy said We'll probably do an hour and then we'll take a break and we'll come back to it three See minus three minutes I hope I don't get sleepy on you guys because sometimes my gummies be gummy and and I get But if I fall asleep y'all just be like just scream E in the chat. I'm sure I'm sure I'll hear it I'm positive. Oh the viewing I remember that one. I don't I don't know that feels maybe maybe I'm thinking of some some other episode Oh, yeah, I love death and robots is amazing I'm hoping for more seasons, but Fincher's kind of been dragging his feet on that If you fall asleep, I shall dawn the hatch of awakening We will summon you awake. Yes, just hold pause and tail slaps and I'll wake up. I'll wake up I'm kidding. By the way, I won't fall asleep on you But I might get real quiet and just be like, uh, this movie is weird Team ass two minutes two minutes We're almost there folks almost there I'll make sure that enough people You know are here and we don't start too early tail slaps Not enough people here. That's not what I meant. What I meant was Make sure we don't start early for the people who are gonna be here right at five o'clock Yeah Someone edited together um All the people who like jack smith fanny williams, uh, alvin Bragg, whatever his name is cut together all of those and then did a like a law and order opening And had a bunch of cuts a bunch of scenes from like trump walking to courthouses and things Then it said special trump unit and it showed all of them like they were the the cast. It was it was amazing If I can remember i'll post it over on uh on discord Ifa is watching Ballad of buster scrugs man. Oh, I love that movie Yeah, that is son of a bitch killed my brother. I love that movie. Oh, it's five o'clock on the dot My headphones up Let's go Ah, hang on I'm I am all Tied up. Let's go. All right, so We are starting in three two one Let's go Je films xyz films That's fun to say. It's a daily thing. Smash that like button sounds so stupid to say um media You media you media whatever I'm media be like um, that's a pretty much the joke. I was gonna make ooh that 70s intro bra specter vision You can see ghosty goose When I die bury me deep I didn't start with a commercial Lay two speakers at my feet Wrap some headphones around my head I'm talking loud rock and roll me when i'm dead Do you want me to pause Derek? We're at a minute 31 It's nothing but intros right now Both folks I was reading got very depressing. So this is better rock on When I die give me pie. It's a waste of pie, but I will rest in peace Rest in pieces like a pie. All right, Derek King wall in me I know cosmatos Linus Roche, I did not mean to do that. I fucked something up hang on opening title song starless by King really King crimson I had never heard of King crimson King crimson before Johan Johanson Before Metallica Sounds like of the week in this song Yeah rest in pie pieces of 33.33 It's 3.14 Plus a bunch of other numbers Maxine Cotrey my older brother had king crimson albums Timber Man this movie starts like it's been to be serious or something It's like we call third Third avenue and 14th street avenue pie. That's cool I got crimson king books. Yeah, me too Me too, brother Aaron Stewart on No idea what this is about. You about to have a ball An absolute ball Tree falls helicopter rock jazz cage Here we go That is a beautiful painting Yes, you talented What the fuck is what? titties It's just titties Hey, Holloway. How you doing? Yeah, turn ronald reagan off calcium cannons. Oh my god. I've never heard him called that. That's funny I've never heard that one I really love the music Musical score in this movie. Oh, yeah the music in this system. I think it's the best part The shadow melt I miss when movies did this like have title cards Like chapter titles or whatever Yeah, it is dreamy And then you mix it in with like the metal and all that stuff. It's amazing It does go Ooh glittery font For those of you just joining us we'll probably take a break about an hour in so I can get up and walk around Random nicolas cage is scary I love how realistic of a couple they are like they're both like Down to earth They're both like you like normal people normal looking people That's me anytime shell does anything like she can get out of bed and I'll just be like wow. I'm so proud of you Yeah, Derek. Yeah, I know, uh, I like I like that Quentin still does it And I still need to watch sissu sissu whatever it's called I think it's siso sissu whatever Every time you all tell me how it's pronounced I forget so My day was pretty good sissu. That was one of the ones I said so you got to give me credit I won't forget my next time too, dude. So I wouldn't even bother. Look how white my hand is like I don't get near sun Planted discussion. I'm definitely going with venus because that's where the women's are I suggest I decided to turn on captions. I suggest you do the same thing. He eats planet These two are too cute, man You're rolling with that Well, at least you don't have to put a ring on it. It's already hitched Oh, that is gorgeous. It looked like two interstellar kitties. I just know when it does see it It eats planet caravans This movie is gorgeous man for being what it is Absolutely gorgeous. This is the kind of stuff I wanted when I was a kid like super high budget low budget movies, you know Movies that well not as a kid. This is what I want more of we had a lot when I was a kid But I want more of this These two are awesome. I'm sure it'd be a shame if something terrible happened. Shut up Don't wish it into existence if only fire I might actually see okay Tonally it makes no sense. Holloway, but I do like it Yeah, big budget b-movie. Yep like uh monster squad Big trouble in little china Shit even to some extent goonies because that is a wild ride too The sword and the sorcerer The let's see here It's a bunch of oh dragon slayer man. You y'all ever seen dragon slayer? If not, we should watch it the thing exactly or any of john carpenter's movies really all dream or uh The dark crystal labyrinths. I mean come on willow We need more stupid fun in this fucking world The secret anem like we wouldn't get a cartoon like that nowadays Like pixar is the closest to like destroying children Yeah, dark crystal is creepy as fuck The skillix or what are the hell they're called? you know someone uh Did the scene where the old one is like dying in bed and they put mitch mcconnell's name over him And then like the rest of the g.o.p. Was around the bed like oh, he's almost dead. He's dying. I can take his place Then it pops up. He's like no get away aw Poor manimal I saw he Shove this floor Yeah, you're right. You're right there yeah You thought the dead deer was uh Haley, what am I going to do with you? Yeah, you're a game. You're right. Barely any middle ground to save for a a 24 And that's another one because hereditary man, that would have been like a million dollar movie From like full moon entertainment. There's a face only a mother could love. Hey, um Haley's going all in You really should You really should move It's very up there for me derrick Nothing beats the passion of the christ though. I watch that like I watch slasher films It's like one of the best horror movies i've ever seen period Anytime anyone asked me what my favorite horror movie of all time is passion of the christ and i'm not i'm a fucking atheist. It's just a horrifying movie Jesus to get this asked for Three hour explanation don't nobody need three hours to explain hereditary like the cult is trying to bring their god back in Creepy fitting suit. That's that's all there is except for editor. I'm a pillowcase in the crowbar The greatest christianess in hemfilm Ugh You just turned captions on it's really hard to hear them in this one No pillow in a crowbar. No, it's something something's about to get beat to death So glad I put in captions This sets you up for like some kind of like elevated horror movie It's like it's going to be really deep and metaphysical and so much theme and then just They talk like incoherent vice You have no clue where this is going even when even when the credits the end credits begin rolling You'll still be confused. So just go with it You talking about inherent vice? I don't know incoherent vice This one dude. So yeah, this one. Okay, been a while. Yeah, I'll go run top She rubs off on everybody The cast of armadillo That is why he is our hero why? That's somebody independent book You know ominous music change Oh, this is much much worse as far as like confusion than the matrix this one just I want to sit and draw in that room. I want to I want to read and write and everything in that room Fuck in that room. Everything in that room. Oh, yeah Because you instantly knew the real title and had the book at hand. I thought that's what you're talking about, but I wasn't sure You'll be all right boggle. This is a movie you experience. This is not a movie you like watch or Digest it's a movie you experience Yeah, it's a book by thomas pension one of my favorite uh postmodern authors it's not it's not going to it I have no problem with uh We might have focusing problems but uh This would be the first plot point, right? What the reading what's in the book? I don't know. I don't I don't really pay attention to this movie So maybe there's a deep movie. I don't know intro with the new characters remember this is all like chapter one or part one though Because we haven't gotten a new title card In my defense the motherfuckers in that movie were inherently incoherent. That's thomas pension point I have no idea who she is hailey, but probably When we get to the dick jokes I will probably be high like I already feel like kicking it But yeah, I've seen ain't you guys. I've never actually seen that all the way through I will glass this is damn so It's your steps. I mean It's starting and it's definitely starting It's a creeping on in What was she nominated for jake black mirror and bergman children of the new dawn Definitely sounds like a metal band like late 70s early 80s like black metal. I got a commercial It's instacart never used instacart today in my life This must be a trip to watch hide We're about to find out She's a possessor and she was nominated for a film called to leslie You got one too. Oh big girl. What you gonna do go go big girl. What you gonna do? That's right. Run through your run through the sprinkler with all your jiggling Be proud of your size That is a great shot of just a band sitting there. That's the um The old lady with the white hair. That's the lady from texas chainsaw master She was the main character the one who survives box discounts I have possessor save but Oh, yeah, this actor did play bruce wing's dad and uh that man begins You're right. Absolutely shit thunder How does he have how does he have a jutting chin and no chin whatsoever? That is pink white people should How do you have a chin that sticks out? But you still have no chin to speak of yes, that's true She will not a sand bitch How how did she manage to keep a straight face when he did that? Haley stop asking that question and just go with it I promise I promise you have much better time Just just be like, okay. I accept this moving on. You can suck on me Me okay except those neat snacks. I'm about to bust out the pizza as soon as the uh, as soon as the weed hits hard But a brax a braxis is horny He sounds like he do Uh, I get the meatlovers from uh little caesars the deep deep dish And I like it cold because I'm an absolute monster It's almost like a savory donut Meatlovers fuck off Derek. Yeah, cold piece is great. I think cold chicken fried chicken That's about the absolute pinnacle of my caucasity though. Like I don't I like cold food meat Y'all remember that kid It smell like beef Jeremiah just blew one right in his pants or the other guy swan whatever Jeremiah is the cult leader, right? Yeah, because that's brother swan Now we finna meet sister lucy Colts are well. There's a show on netflix called how to become a cult or how to be a cult leader We watch that it's narrated by peter dinklage and it covers all the biggest cults and it was Mind-blowing some of the shit these people believe a book fuck off Yeah, no, I love it. Let me get back to it cute dress The cult the cult dress the midsummer dress really hailey And you could rock it you could pull it off, but yeah, I'm sure you get indoctrinated in like three seconds The ominous music this whole time Oh, if you don't get out my store Oh creepy Jesus You got a chainsaw behind you should have revved that bad boy up These fades are killing me man. They they're like 30 seconds long Jalfin to do I mean, I know Jalfin to do but I'm gonna try something real quick That ain't too bad Is it am I not like your guys are watching me, but that seems fine Patrick hockstetter about the um Yeah, I know what you're talking about the one who played him in uh The it chapter one Careful what you play on that that should have sent you back in time. I know my homie linked in it Oh, I get you. Okay. All right. You gonna have macabre's coming up to your ass Sir, do you mind my ear balls? Yeah, okay. I see it now hailey. I see it now poor patrick I mean he was a perv but poor patrick The whispering whistling lights the rest for taking I've seen that documentary Oh that family boy, this is pretty much where it starts getting like a little bit silly If nothing else that family knew how to have a good time. Yeah You cut that right He's like, can you not with the wind? And then that that dude, um with the bleach blonde curly hair reminds me of the kid from bad santa Y'all remember that movie? Yeah, that's that's a true mullet business up front party in the back the only inside the night Bad santa is an amazing movie bad santa too was good too But the first one is a classic in my opinion Get some I just love that the movie's about an ass fucking Alcoholic santa Claus. I just I love every every aspect of that movie. Take me on gyms He's won some sandwiches What is sticking out of his heart? That's sticking out of all of him It's like biker uh, cinna bites What the fuck? The two people in here who haven't seen it Well, oh Haley and fog is like what the fuck? Oh, that was that was classic. That was amazing This is pretty much where the movie just kind of fucks off and it's just like we're gonna do what we want Excuse me sir. We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty He smells like bee we're gone full circle That shit like this it looks like I got a big, uh One of them sick Ron Swanson mustaches war That you had enough to drink go home You look like the thing that conan fights with the mirrors First things first time the relays Ah That's us watching this movie like oh yeah Same halloween It wasn't predator Really into it The girl in this looks like the Mona Lisa painting We got a point Yeah, the the tiger top You better see my man's in his drawers here in a bit More than I ever wanted to see about nick cage What's the over under on him having like a 10 inch penis? I mean seriously that swag don't come from nowhere Nine yeah Either way, it's like a it's like thick as a third third leg too like he can get friction with a managed jar This is massive fire extinguisher looking fucking penis I gotta have it He's definitely got some big old trunk And that is so lost boys, but I love it Must be One direction They all have one very big penis like they they take they bring it around with them like they all carry it like a trophy One direction has just one massive like they fused all of their dongs together into one massive dong That's why it's called one direction because it's always pointing only in one direction Okay, stop Ugh Makes sense Ain't no sloppy deep monster gurgling at me Uh, that wasn't my nickname in high school Wolf No, don't take Dedgewick away At first when I read that haley, I thought you said I am never blowing the rock. I'm like Is Dwayne there right now? Like is it is it a possibility to occur soon? Like why would you just randomly say I'm never blowing the rock? Like damn rob. I'm gonna rob come get your woman. Jesus Christ Really lazy. That's what you've been doing. They start looking at you. Oh lazy Lazy over here googling nick-nick anti-crack stance. Yeah He could he could have been the he could have could have gone either way Oh Slap the taste out your mouth. At least you don't have to worry about where that rope's been I understand you crazy I supported it, but I thought it was an odd time for a dare for a race I damn it There Well done Well said chief in the get stoned That is uh, probably lsd folks If you don't know now, you know, you know, it's a hallucinogenic. Can y'all hear the thunder? Oh No, no, no, no, no, Jesus. No No, what you're finna know with that Hold still if you don't know now, you know, you know Oh It's a good time is what that is sweet We all kick He's Sweet we all kick Every one's boggled Oh, there's fucked up Weeping Jesus I got you I got you I would have been the the sound I would have been making sweet If someone tried to stab me in the neck with a fucking Uh killer reportant. She looks like that's who she looks like she looks like shelly duval Especially as wendy in uh the shiny She looks just like shelly duval. Are we a hundred percent sure this isn't a rob zombie movie? All right fog machine. I'm not on fire It's a fog machine Shelly duval as the Mona Lisa Hey, I got like the same lighting effects and everything going on as they do Bleach demon pale face lady. Look like bleach demon Mane is melanated Here we go. My favorite part of the movie is coming up. A lot of you are such a good dude called out to me silently I listened with my penis It is suddenly stormy here. So if you guys lose me, I'm sorry I will try to get back as soon as possible. Just pause it and I'll be back. Wow those shoulder pads Best kitty and best man. Yep Robin e-foot Hailey is looking Come to chance mother nature. Jesus christ Here it comes So we I'm at 44 15 basically About 45 minutes by the time you get there This dude's voice is getting to me like my gum. He's already kicked in and I'm just like Bitch stop whispering in my fucking ear It's all I asked Why is he dressed like a Jedi? Like he's doing a hard obi-wan Kenobi Cosplay right here I butter everything lazy I butter noodles. I butter meat I butter everything Yeah Hell of it. Goddamn she creepy as hell The gray-haired lady right here lady, whatever We all hear this mess Like it is straight up storming here. He's about to get some self-hate Sorry guys. I can't do anything about it. I do apologize. It's soothing cool Let me make sure we're not under a fucking tornado watch Because this is this is bad Bitch, it is not partly cloudy. You on that smoke It says thunder in the vicinity I don't know why I showed y'all and that's all he graced you with we've got to find that out I can't stop looking at those shoulders Y'all didn't have shit to say when obi-wan Kenobi did it first though This is Jedi appropriation I need to move to Scotland solvents This is so creepy the way their faces merge Yeah, gave me LSD His hot beefy light You had me with cold summers. I was like I'm I'm all over that shit Oh, it's so creepy Let's go solvents. Let's go is a yeah. It's 180 today. It was 110 here earlier We had an extreme heat riser Good job, Rob. Good job It is brutal you yeah cheese booties Those are the bad ones right there Them cheese cheeks Them cheesy cheeks Only 81 but you still hate it. Come on. Let's go. Let's go Let's go He's about to get much less scary. You ain't you ain't that special, bro. You ain't that special All right ladies close your eyes Especially you lazy Lucas we really winky Notice the lady with the white hair won't look down. She only stares up at him The laughter is absolutely savage What's your opinion there with that little thing? Does it grow any? What's my little thing right there between you and me? This is what people think Jesus look like Who's why Jesus is this boy? This is a trip when you hi You got about 10 more minutes. I'm gonna take a break Then we'll do our intermission And Intermissionary stuff. No no not that This movie's already been going for an hour and not much as shit has happened at all Yeah, that ain't happening yet. That was so well done. Tell me what to do. Tell me what to do Sound like a corn song Tell me what to do Ifa Ifa She's gone for a poo Dared to shit out of her and him Pit stains her epic It is it is halloween Yeah, just wait zoops right zoops 100% but I think halloween's seen it also I love the fight scene the the big one. That's my favorite part Second favorite part because my first favorite part is when she laughs at second favorite parts of the second Of course, it's a pale night No, hailey. I told you I told you You didn't miss shit. You have missed nothing This cult kidnaps mandy And he just keeps getting wilder and wilder after that. That's that's the whole plot The entire plot mandy gets kidnapped by a cult and nick cage has to save the entire plot Nothing else is going on. You might but if you can find some deeper meaning, please do call me Got him like jesus, bro He ain't gonna nick cage ain't no reason with nobody. He's gonna chop them to fuck up Y'all don't know who you're messing with not the pinky We they can't all be winners That's all I like pig There's a decent movie Unfortunately, I was expecting something completely different So but it was still a good movie. Oh, yeah color color out of space is great Our wave goodbye Yeah, I captioned the match strike That's not how fire works And now it is a nicks cage revenge movie Strike splish This movie split right down the middle like the first hour is like pretty grounded pretty grounded And then this the second one is yeah Is that tom mcdonald anybody know the rapper tom mcdonald? Dude's a piece of shit, but anyways that that dude looks like Literally just said the match strike. I was looking at chat when it popped up, but I knew something was on the screen I didn't know what it said. All right. I'm gonna pause it Once we're done with this scene. Look at this cage can act So I don't know what happens with some of these other movies he does white won't let me oh YouTube won't let me I don't even see I don't see one that needs to be Approved someone else might have done it. I don't know. I don't see hollow ways Comment at all. All right. I'm pausing here Right right here at 101 oh one Anyways, I'm gonna get up and move around for the next five ten minutes. I'll be back He was taking whatever he could get because he spent all his money on dinosaur bones and shit. All right, um, I'll be back You're on one one oh one oh two. All right I'll be back five ten minutes. Let me mute this In case I walk in I don't know why I said that anyways Okie dokie. Here we go Now it is sunny outside Why is that? Okay, there we go Now it's sunny outside and it feels like you're walking through warm soup All right. Y'all ready to get back to this? Dude, that's crick Derek. Check this out So I was watching tiktok while I was walking Hang on Oh, shit. Hang on That's copyrighted music Oh well Anyways But it's funny. All right ready three two one click that play button Fair use is designated by the copyright holder. So you never know what's what's free to use Unless you submit and ask them It's fine. I would I'm probably not going to make any money off this anyways I just don't want to strike. You know what I mean? Well, you're gonna do much more than that All right, Derek sounds good Depending on how long it takes to install I can probably even play tonight Brutal is a good word for you. Uh, we're at one oh five One hour five minutes. I don't know. It didn't come through You're welcome boggle. If sometimes it takes a while lazy Thank you lazy My dog did my mouth. Sorry This movie has it all this part is hilarious to me and it probably shouldn't be Thanks, Barry. I'm glad you're enjoying them Been a lot of fun so far The socks are what you're worried about Hey, isn't the wallpaper Isn't it The same thing that was on the cult girls dress His socks look like my bed The socks have been through a lot. Yeah, just like the person wearing them I'd wear it too. I love orange This isn't like an artistic rendition of my morning That sucks. They should have taken a picture for discord 44 Fuck off The dude from predator Yeah, you've had to go far cry on somebody Definitely looks less funny than it sounds What about through pizza My dog bill dude. Yep. He's one of my favorite parts of the original predator Yeah, halloween It is like a steven king one Derrick's having a whole moment guys Yeah, halloween. That's what i'm talking about. He was great in it And then when it broke on his face, that was amazing Been a long time since i've seen that one derrick. What's crawling on his shoulder Y'all see that bug? Oh He does have crazy cage odds I agree halloween commercial That was a cute commercial For dave dave banking app, whatever My man's went out and smelted his own shit And yes, it does sound like tron This weapon is so ridiculous and cool Hell yeah Man, dude Now we've gone full death metal That is what it looked like derrick He's copped in will Don't roll over him Blow your tires out Told you I hate it when i'm right titties I don't think we've gotten there yet derrick It's coming though Got a little muff action too One hour 18 minutes I'm gonna start you up muffin' a bald brows Crazy combo Suddenly it's a saw film Hero fishes snowflake I believe there's supposed to be something supernatural about him. Yes Maybe not though. I don't know like they had to summon him earlier. I believe Nick cage like i'm too old for this shit See it i wrote this movie that motherfucker would have come skittering up the side of the wall This is a whole video game scenario Pretty sure it's played this in far cry six Eugh Toe his ass up Got in him cheeks Must have had one of them one direction dongs Ording much He did He did He going he going me He going to be one of them emerald donut. Oh lord straight to the porn for real Is that michael mires Why'd you start hollering before you even got to him? Oh, he's got one of them seven dongs Move your head cuz Yeah, yeah, I I got I got that soup And it's still the they're just showing the same scene of porn over and over again At least close your damn mouth, right? Yeah, then he had to steal their coke too. Damn That was about three hundred thousand dollars worth of coke ain't there How the fuck did he know that was up there young dagger dick What's that from What's that from boggle young dagger dick Is he looking for ramen? Yeah him hungry, dude Now he was locked up and all he had was alcohol. He's starving now I guess dude's tomato soup wasn't enough. Oh, I'm sorry. I got I got the names confused, eric I thought it was boggle that said that I knew I knew that I knew I'd heard it before I thought it was from a movie or something I'm sorry I'm sorry I was like what I think chat scrolled as soon as I read that And I mixed up the names because you were right above him with whoa He is very very high hailey. That's the best way I can put it. I like to be so cool Yeah, I liked his music I liked how like raw and aggressive it was It's the same stuff that they were chugging when uh the cult like Brought them that nasty shit It's the same stuff they were chugging. Yeah, man been dead Here it comes. Here comes the fight He's so cute on tmc. He's dead Man's is dead desist They got that man he packed you out Why they live in squalor with the billion dollar bundle? Yeah, this is this this is the fight I was talking about My second part favorite part of the movie And this reminds me of the old school movies They say he was trying to do better there at the end like the last couple months he was alive, but yeah That's what I'm saying that this whole movie is like a video game Yes, that's me rolling away in dark souls. Isn't there a spike on the end of that like Never mind and so are you bitch and so do you play for you? That sucks lazy Highlander mad max dark souls vibes definitely That is that's perfect. Highlander meets mad max. That's exactly what this movie reminds me of Don't put that cigarette in your mouth. You don't know whose cigarette that is You don't know what they got Yeah, you're like you're at least like a minute ahead of us hailey Don't do anything about it. I'm just saying Or ahead of me anyways Sigs are so cool. Stop it, baby. Stop it. That is a man who has seen some shit Excuse me Every time I see this part. I think he has a fucking bazooka on his back like an rpg We have found One of the greatest actors of our generation The guy who plays the cook He was also in rob zombies 31. He was in a bunch of stuff But uh, my favorite role in him with him in it is uh in vesper It's a sci-fi movie on hulu I'm sorry to question your definition of cool It's cool, man. It's cool, brother Shit Put that shit down We can get high with the tiger Like this is a steven king fantasy story. Yeah, richard break He was even he was the only good part of zombies, uh three from hell I think I wish he was in more more stuff This man getting his tiger lizzie high Clint Howard was The clown he didn't last long that's for sure. Yeah, he was in barbarian He put that was another movie. He was just in bed for um So he pretty much plays like the same character in vesper vsper He's stuck in bed But he plays a good guy in that one reminds me of christopher walkin in a In the prophecy. No, no, uh Aragon Uh Viggo mortison Uh In the prophecy when he plays satan. He has the black eyes. That's what this reminds me of They wronged you no shit James dean. I gave him a smoking. So it's fine. I'm glad Everybody thought james dean was cool and he smoked Makes a mean breakfast sausage, too Somebody gonna get mad about that one Is james dean cool or he's the reason I quit ribbon darts I knew what you meant lazy Derek wants to know james dean is the reason You think it's cool or If he's the reason you quit smoking I'm getting a kick out of this conversation for whatever reason Probably because I'm high 10 dollars off jimmy dean, but I've never seen that Wow, you lucky bastard I mean all sausage tastes the same in my opinion get your minds out of the gutter, but those two it's I don't I don't know. I'm not I'm not I've been I don't have an ad yet But I'm not picky about my breakfast sausage Actually, I take that back our local food outlet has some amazing stuff that they make Anytime their pork is about to go bad So if it doesn't sell by the best buy date, they take it back. They grind it all up and make it into sausage It's pretty damn good But still at the same time, I'm not gonna be like It's also like two 45 a pound A whole pound for two dollars and 45 cents Some sausage is higher quality. I yeah, I got you but I just like that's not where I'm you know That's exactly where I'm watching my budget, right? Like I don't give a fuck what sausage tastes like it all tastes like sausage Did y'all know That cigarettes where was it? Australia cost 50 dollars a pack 50 dollars I was talking about did you ever come to scotland you got to try square sausage I I got I got it. I got it. Derek, but I was trying to bring us back around to just like sausage Derek's like, I don't know about you and my dick tastes good See, this is where we go. This is where we always end up. This is where we always end up I'm uh, I'm I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to look up a square sausage I know what makes it so different. I'm still laughing about the comments They're gonna blow your tires Literally, that's all it is solvents is just fucking square sausage. Are you shitting me? Oh my god. Okay, never mind Our Duncan sells square sausage Yeah, you're Derek you you hit the nail on the head bacons Like like premium stuff. You can definitely tell the difference with fucking sausage man. Yeah, jimmy beans tastes like Like the generic shit at all sausage tastes the same. It's just a scottish scottish thing to Took it took it to the hill. Hmm They call him the throat goat brother swan is the official throat goat. Oh, oh I just by the two. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and I get my shit from Aldi. He's like a dollar 95 Damn it. I want bacon now me two solvents. I don't fucked up Really zoop like I honestly can't tell man. I honestly can't tell Vegan sausage is terrible. I don't know. I like those like uh bratwurst that they make that are vegan I like those. I don't mind those at all But we don't we don't stop watching this movie I know what's happened only because I've seen it. Hey, look, it's Patrick Cox said her again Soy chorizo is good. Oh, yeah, so I treat oh I can't eat a regular chorizo anymore because of I got uh food poisoning and then Like the last thing I ate that day. It wasn't the chorizo that made me sick But the last thing I ate that day was chorizo and the next morning chorizo Does not taste good coming up But soy chorizo I can I can dig on y'all Hailey likes a high quality sausage With high meat content She needs a high quality sausage with high meat Oh, yeah, all these fantastic Chorizo chickens do sounds amazing Yeah, we we shop all the first and then we go over to food outlet or what we call hood outlet. Um For uh for meat and then Like there's certain brands that all of these doesn't have that that we're obsessed with that will go to win Dixie But yeah, we we bounce all around We're that we're that family that will buy burgers from like sonic fries from mcdonald's and then like shakes from like steak and shake We'll we get all of that stuff Hailey I got a source of world right now We're creating these Stop it behavior Hailey's over there blushing going. What have I gotten myself into that sounds really good Change saw fight Doesn't get much more metal than that Do I need to report you no Why do I want why do I suddenly want to get into a chainsaw battle? Like I would die so quickly I got way too much girth I'm a too big of a target I like it when I like watching it with y'all too. Hey, does everybody laugh like right before they're about to die Remember Hailey's in the uk Hailey might not have that grocery store and that is a great image The pyramid with the cross on it and the fucking in between the fucking mountains Oh, they do worldwide. Well, there you go Hailey Shop at h e b I haven't started reading it yet. Zoop Zoop sent me a goddamn tennis book Hey, what's up, Tony? This kind of sounds like what is that song? Is it planet caravan? No Sabbath bloody Sabbath Well, it's not planet caravan kind of sounds like a really super heavy Sabbath bloody Sabbath back meat is back meat Come on movie I am enjoying this but at the same time I gots to go my back is seriously fucking with me I might just stand up for a couple minutes or just for a little bit your next Look at how I sprout the boy. Yeah, I don't look this Small when I'm sitting down and I realize that but I'm not doing anything dirty. I'm just stretching There's like 10 minutes left. Yeah, I know Oh, I have drank this whole thing since I've been out there out here No, I'm good solvents. I'm good. I'm good to the end Back meeting. Yeah, I drink almost its whole thing. I've been drinking Had to wash down that cold pizza. You know how that me Meet them she wants to be nick Nick with the nine inch dick three gallons first Yeah, we're right tomorrow 9 a.m The only days we're not doing is Wednesday and Sunday because I gotta have a day off Through her head Through her head at him. That's some pretty good special effects He come to choppy choppy off your little weenie You'll be in a snousage You know what does taste different like different brands of Vienna sausages I don't know why But if you don't get a quality Vienna sausage, that should taste like dog food A lot of people think it tastes that way anyways, but He's meat without a soul Is he supposed to look like he's got like breasts? This is an honest question Because it looks like he has blurry breasts Am I just like hallucinating titties Vienna isn't great or media enough for me I mean, I got you but When you broke you broke, you know by the mystic spam I love it. I love him with a mustard lazy Looks like he's beating off a ghost And uh, it's cool with some hot sauce and saltines But if you get like the cheap cheap ones like not armor or you know, just some random ass one Those things are disgusting It's like eating just congealed fat I was 10. So I didn't say it was bad with mayo. I said I prefer it with mustard But you ain't cleansing shit in these nuts No, I just not what I want Get on with it. Oh bologna fried sandwiches with mustard. Oh Wait a second. Your sister used to dip hot pockets in ravioli I'm way too high for that sentence Like the chef by d ravioli I am so confused right now How do you dip a hot pocket into ravioli? Oh, that's gnarly. I love it though. I love it Makes me feel good in my soul meat Oh, that's that's what I'm wondering. It's got to be like the chef by the sauce the ravioli sauce Derek you're gonna have to expound on that my friend Hem and cheese hot pockets and dunking in a bowl of chef already. That's what I thought you were saying. That's what I thought you were saying I don't sound bad, bro. I don't sound bad at all. I don't know. I'm just a fat fuck, but that doesn't sound bad at all Okay, so my theory now that we're at the end of the movie. My theory is that cage actually died uh back Where mandy died like he bled out from that wound in his side and this is all just like fucking purgatory Yeah, I don't think there's not there's not much to understand. It's just a revenge like So I guess he and mandy don't get back together What did you want him to do snort her his snort her ashes like what boggled Just take a full line Mandy mean you were one again. Oh now this time you're in me This movie is mean. Yeah, of course it is That is a great image This movie is mean You tickle me That pizza's got some indigestion kicking. It's about turns into a tum's commercial Hey, man, now you want now you want you got me wanting to try it It's visually amazing and I like the music and cage plot wise very random and weird I would agree with that but some movies you just have to experience like It's not about understanding shit. It's just experience Oh, it's tasty. I bet I bet That's the kind of shit I grew up on hot pockets ramen Chef Borod but it was usually like the generic store brand version that never tasted anything like chef Borod uh What else pop tarts, but like the generic pop tarts that are rock fucking hard Of course, like the song says sugar water mayonnaise sandwiches all that shit But like any tomato sauce with cheese work. Probably yeah Definitely you guys making me hungry as hell. Imagine how I feel I'm high. I got the munchie Bo was afraid is like that. I'm looking forward to watching it It's like a dream watching a dream and coming away with feelings and experience. Exactly. Yeah So it's good just based on that for me like I love the experience of it But yeah, don't even bother trying to piece anything together It's just a psychedelic revenge movie It's so sweet See, this is why I think he's dead The lighting changes after a certain point and it's just and in this scene That is an iconic fucking image Graduate film students have gone insane trying to explain this music this movie. I can't talk when I'm high guys All right. Oh, shit. Thanks solvents. I appreciate the membership Just to let you know, I don't do anything special for members. It's just you supporting the channel. So I don't like putting up paywalls You're welcome. We'll do it more if you want it I I actually prefer this to game night, but I appreciate you. Thank you solvents Chastity punch sodas. Wow spaghetti for oh man. We still do spaghetti that much Rb's five four fives, uh 99 cent whoppers when I was younger was our rb's five four fives Oh, shit Okay, we're done That shit ended quick. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't remember like the last 15 minutes of that movie Other than that shot, but that's only because it's like all over It's all over goddamn twitter It makes more sense to me if he is dead. Yeah, I'm I'm pretty sure he's supposed to have died at that point But maybe not I don't know Like it explains how he's still walking and how he is able to kill the right Yeah, I always saw that last shot as this is the world. He now inhabits Very good point. That could definitely be it or we could be we could literally be in a situation now because home dude When he went to go see bill duke I was thinking maybe you know after they did the ritual they were transported to a different place But he was able to go see his old homie. So It's whatever Yeah, that was fun. We should do this again. Um You know, we'll have every sunday in october. We're gonna have movie night. So I don't know where your dollar went. I don't know. I'm sorry. It never popped up Dainty dick tends to leave an impression Uh, and where I don't know where your Where your dollar is You better didn't need to contact youtube because if they're just stealing folks dollars. I'm gonna be mad Yeah, we're gonna do the steven keen trivia next week So we'll be uh, we'll be doing that next week and then every sunday in Every sunday in october is going to be a sunday cinema. It'll be a halloween themed movie But if you guys want to do more sunday cinemas, all you got to do is ask Honestly, you know the only reason Not the only reason but the reason I did this is because this was one of the things that people were asking for um, I think boggle mentioned, um And is there a prize? Yeah, we're gonna do the mystery box Yeah spooky movies, definitely. We'll probably um I got several movies. I want to watch around that time I'll put them up for votes on the community the community tab in september. So keep an eye out for that So I have this is what I have for uh, there's only six of you here, but I'll tell you anyways This is what I have for october. We have new release week, which is All new, uh horror books that I've read that came out this year We have classics week which is going to be We're gonna be talking about The woman in white The mysteries of udolfo Uh, the castle of atronto and the monk Then we are going to be doing a movie week Um, and then we'll wrap it up with a history Of horror week And it's cool that cage seems to have gotten rid of the evil guys from beyond the grave. Yeah Ooh udolfo udolfo not you It's just dofo mysteries of dofo The house that that's the ad that's what that they're suggesting I watch next Um before I paused it. I haven't I know what it's about Um, and it is very disturbing and that's one of the reasons why I have not watched it um, it's one of those movies that I've been told uh Is not fun to watch at whatsoever um It's kind of like not as bad as but it's kind of like serbian film that kind of thing Okay, y'all so new video in the morning. What do we got coming up tomorrow? Uh, we have random books. I think about often, which is the discussion video We have uh, then the collaborating the vods will keep going and I'll also be live tomorrow but we got a vod on Uh, what tuesday and then on wednesday we have a review of this book uh, the tiger's wife by tl britt And then thursday we have another Vod going live And then friday, um, I have my favorite book covers Uh, and then saturday Let's see here We got a stream saturday So it'd probably be another vod and then on sunday. We're going to be doing a game night A video on demand basically just a re upload. That's not live A re upload of a live I'll try to make the live tomorrow. Uh, enjoy your night. You have a good night too solvents. I'll see you Uh, thanks for the hangout and watching along. You're welcome. Holloway. It's always always fun Why do you do a live stream and then replace it with a vod because it doesn't show up in my videos? You have to either has to pop up in your timeline or um, anyways, it's not really searchable on my page Because if you go to just videos at least on my end if you go to just videos That's it doesn't pop up You have to go looking for the lives. Um, so when you upload it It ends up in your list of videos I don't know You'll be driving to pt. All right, well be be safe All right guys, I'm gonna go because you know, you know my back Um, but yeah, that was hella fun. I appreciate you guys Um All right, so bye lazy by boggle by solvents by hailey by derrick by holloway Am I missing anybody? I don't think I am attain if you're still here Bye. I appreciate you guys. Love y'all talk to you tomorrow And until next time I'll hail the chair