 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is The Weekly Dumb. Jake, how are you? I'm good, Jim, you're missing. I'm on vacation. So could you tell everyone about the sports and then I'll come back for the rest of the show later? Well if anyone else is in Finland, make sure you say hi to the John boys. That's why I got my row back fleece on. It's going to be very cold up in Finland. If you're in Finland and you take a picture with who you think is Jimmy, send it to us. Tweet that out, but for now. Send it to us. Solo sports update. Jimbo, where's Jim Zach? He's right there. That's, you can't trick me. In the sports, you like a Grand Slam, how about a Grand Slam Plus? We had the first ever six run homerun, but Jake in the baseball United League in Dubai, Pablo Sandoval. You know him. Panda saw the Kung Fu Panda float this weekend too. How about that? Making a comeback, Jack Black. We saw a six run homerun. How'd that happen? Well, they normally have a normal baseball, right? Then they can request the golden ball. Kind of like this. And whatever happens that at bat, if you hit a homerun, you get double the run. So that three run homer, hit by Pablo Sandoval, turn into a six run homerun. Okay, instant reaction. I don't know. It feels super gimmicky. I guess I don't hate it for baseball in Dubai, if that's how we got to fire things up. As far as implementing it in major league baseball, I think we're good. I think we're good. But no, I guess my traditionalist is showing a little bit, Jim. There's almost a breakdown is a breakdown of a tennis player trying to break down his knee with his broken down racket. No, this guy bloodies his knee. He hits his knee with his racket six times. It almost looks like a dance move. Like back when planking and t-bowing and all that was like happening a ton in 2011 or 2012. If this dude was more famous and this happened, I think this would become a tiktok dance move. Your brand jumped right there, which I was surprised of. Because it looks like something you would turn into like one of those memes with like music. It looks like it's video edited. It looks like... Because you don't actually see the racket hit the knee with the human eye. It's just like boom, boom, boom. If I would live back then and this happened, what I would do is I would use it for like a one, two, three, four. And then, you know, and use the knees as the beat. I got beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes. If you lived back then. He was also screaming before the match. Not a lot of times you can say you've really never seen that before. I haven't seen that. I'm sure some tennis nerds are in the comments. Oh, you don't remember when Jude Wieski did that in old 14? Well, his name is Andrei Rublev with a Y. Two, one, two. Oh, wow. Andrei with a Y at the end. Andrei. Maybe it's Andrei. Andrei. Hey, what about the more sports? More sports. Row back. Go get you some row back. Jim, this more sports story is... I didn't know that Zach's desk has a guy. Zach's desk has a guy. Here's a picture. Skew. It's one of the cutest sports stories of the year. Because we read it and we're like, okay, Rory McElroy, you know him. He was never cute if we're being honest. He's had a good glow up at this point. He's got a comfy look. But his ball lands in the lap of a spectator. And so you start going happy Gilmore. You start doing the, you know, is this going to be like controversial? Our initial cut scene is this woman. And everyone's standing around them, because that's what we do at golfing events. And Rory comes, makes a couple of jokes. But this is nice. Nice, man. This is our nicest story of the year. 2011, 2012. I think you'd have people doing this pose. Stop with that. And they call it like the Rory. You said people should be doing this on TikTok. And that's like the biggest thing now. Not this one. Not this one. The last one. The last one. The next one they should be doing on TikTok. Just turn it into the beat. This one's just cute. Super cute. Zach, put the thing up. I think it could be our cutest story of the year. Rory should have hit it off her lap. He makes a joke about it, which is all I ask. Should have just done it without her even knowing. Cracks are in the leg. Backs went to the nose. Can't do that. That's art imitating lives. That's art imitating, art imitating lives. 2011. The not sports is scary, Jake. He's a lion escaped the circus. Every lion's dream. Every circus lion's dream. Any out of this. Oh no, the animals, they love the applause. No, they're captive. Still animals. To see a lion not in a concrete jungle. Like just walking the streets. Like, holy shit, that thing is huge. Well, you know one of my fetishes is post-apocalyptic things. Oddly enough. And lion walking down the streets is. You have them surviving the apocalypse, lions. You just don't know which way the apocalypse goes. So if we could get a couple lions in cities. Like, this is a powerful image. Wow. That was nice. I rode the lion perfectly. But don't let it overshadow mine too much. It just landed right here and it sat to you. So the lion really didn't belong in the streets. They sedated it, probably killed it, and didn't tell us about it. Ate it. Back to the sports. We don't go. It's just employee of the week. Are we doing anticipatory employees of the week? Yeah. Let's be hopeful. Yes, I am hopeful for too late. Take this music and use it. Gonna take me away. I know it ain't easy, but. Did I get a single lyric right? We're prerecording this episode because vacation week. So this is pressure packed in employee of the week. We'll let them know. Hey, two weeks from now, you want it. So you better put something together. All right. Who do we need to have a big week in two weeks? Someone on the sales team. This is after Thanksgiving. There's some movement. Diversa. Yeah. Or my brother Luke. You just joined the sales team. That's fucking scary for him. I love. I think it's your brother Luke. And it's like, hey, pressure's on. Yeah, okay. Pressure's on, Luke. Pressure's on. We have you winning employee of the week. Two weeks from now. Nepotism's dead. Ring finger. It's just a ring finger. Trying to win. That's all. Good luck. That was tough. That was a weekly dump. This episode was brought to you by Roback. I personally love Roback. I think you guys will like it as well. So please go use the code because I want them to keep sponsoring the show and sending me stuff because I love it. And you can get it for 20% off. If you use code dumb, how silly is that? Roback, they got fleeces, hoodies, polos, quarter zips, joggers, and more code dumb. Get you 20% off just in time for the upcoming holiday Siaz Sun. What if when they went to sedate him, he was like, hold on. I know all these tricks. Why are you trying to date a lion? Well, some people have fetishes. Back in 2011. If this came out in 2011, you'd have kids wearing lion stuff, walking down the road. Yeah, yeah. Roaring, growling at snakes.