 Hello everybody, today we're going to make that festive family favourite, the Christmas mince pie, and I'm joined by the dynamic baking duo Boris and Stanley. So what are we doing? We're going to start with the flour, you're going to put that into your bowls, and then you guys are both going to cube your butter, so do you both eat to mince pies at Christmas? Well I can remember when Boris, he was like, what was that called, you had a competition. That's right, a chap bet me that I couldn't eat a mince pie in five seconds flat. What he didn't point out was that the interior of the mince pie was scalding hot. No, but you ate it. The point is, you ate it while it was scalding hot. I got that mince pie done, it was a metaphor for him. That's the point. It's a metaphor. It's a metaphor. It's a whole thing, it's an extended metaphor. What you have here is a series of ingredients, some of which are more disparate and diffused like the flour or the sugar or whatever that is, and icing sugar. What you need is a binding element there, like the egg, which will bring it all together. And actually I think about the things that bring our country together, I'd say the NHS is pretty cohesive as it acts as something. I would say extraordinary, it is extraordinary. So what is your favourite family Christmas film? Well mine would be Home Alone. I have never seen Home Alone, but I think we have a great escape. Oh yeah, that's a Brexit metaphor. You've never seen Home Alone? I've never seen Home Alone. But the great escape, of course, contains a very important message, which is you try and try and find and you get out on January the 31st, that's what we're going to do. It's a very good metaphor because the thing about the United Kingdom is that talent and genius are distributed evenly, but opportunity is unevenly distributed, so all we need to do is distribute the opportunity evenly. Where do you think this country will be next Christmas, apart from the joicing in this recipe? Well I think if the equipment and the filter unite and level up the whole of the country with infrastructure, education and high technology, and take this country forward, investing in the NHS, investing in our public services, putting 20,000 police on the streets, unblocking parliament and... Minced pies for everyone. And minced pies for us. So let us unleash these bases onto your bush things. Come on. New piles of meat into them, not meat, well, yes, most of them. It means meat, it means meat. I would slap it all in, I would give it, I would give it a lashing. What do you think the likelihood of a trade deal is for these children and son minced pies or are we only going to take one piece of space for them? I think these have massive export potential. They are absolutely delicious. I think they are the most unattractive looking minced pies. I've never seen anything like that. Ready? Here we go, is it? Here we go. Are we ready? And in they go. In they go. Terrific. Out before Christmas. Very good. Thank you very much.