 Yo, what is up guys? So we are back with episode three and four. We're gonna start putting them out in longer episodes guys. Hope y'all don't mind that. Riverrun, does it always show us that? That's not new, is it? Yeah, I remember that they made on fire. Destroyed. No one's currently even there, right? You know, there's no way they left the entire wall. Well, no, Meister Aiman's there probably. Yeah, he's too old. Yeah, he's not going up out of the wall. They go for the grief. I wonder if she's gonna buy them in. That crazy statue, I don't know what's over that. I know, like what position is that? What are they standing like that for? A lot of you guys are saying that this is where the show really takes off. That's the grandpa? Yeah, the Toly Flag. Is she bound by shackles right now? Nope. Nope. She said menacles, whatever that is. I just took it for shackles. Sorry. Come on, man. I was just about to say I was impressed. I mean, to be honest, someone's cough. That bow doesn't have enough draw to it. When do you switch archers? You need a stronger bow at this point. He had it all the way back. Dude, you got to do it this time, man. This is dude's funeral, man. This man studied the wind. He said curry. He even walked off. So I'm saying, we're so gracious not to hit the body. And you know what else? The boat was making a turn. Sorry, that's what I'm saying. This man. He had it on a skinny post. 45 yards deep. Well, no, that was like 75. Wow. Look, touch him. I encountered a situation with one of my lieutenants at the Stone Mill, which may have some bearing upon you. Oh, you shut your mouth. I don't call him nephew. He's your king. I wouldn't let you wave your blunders around like a victory flag. My blunder sent Tywin's mad dog scarring back to castley rock with his tail between his legs. I think King Robb understands we're not going to win this war. If he's the only one winning any battles, there's glory enough to go around. It's not about glory. Your instructions were to wait for him to come to you. We took the fight to him. He could not withstand it. I wanted to draw the mountain into the west, into our country where we could surround him and kill him. I wanted him to chase us. I could have that head of a spike by now. It's called strategy, bro. Instead I have a mill. This is Angol. We took hostages. Willem Lannister, Martin Lannister. Willem and Martin Lannister are 14 years old. Martin is 15, I believe. You kidding our kids? Tywin Lannister has my sisters. Have I sued for peace? No. You think he'll sue for peace because we have his fathers, brothers, great grandsons? No. How many men did you lose? 208. But for every man we lost, the Lannister lost. We need our men more than Tywin needs his. I didn't know. You would have right here today at this gathering if you had been patient. Dang, two bees. When I'd mess up, I'd always be like, I thought my dad would always say, good thing I don't pay you to think. But he did that to his uncle. There's the G Tywin. He's like, great squad I have, boo. This man don't even have to talk. She is one of a kind. Tyrion, go ahead and pick it all up, boy. Sit at the other end of the table, Tyrion. Move it right in front of him. I'm gonna have him out. That's the only power move left to be made, so I saw on you who was gonna do that. I love it, though. 20,000 unwashed northerners have known about it escaped for weeks. We are trying, my lord. Try harder. Robb Stark and most of his banner men are in river run for the funeral of his grandfather, Lord Hostetalli. In Stark's absence, Bruce Bolton holds Harrenhall, which would seem to make him Lord of Harrenhall. The name suits our purposes far more than that useless pile of rubble. The Lord of Harrenhall will make a worthy suitor for which I am extremely grateful to you. You'll leave for the area as soon as possible and bring Lyta Arren into the fold. And the young wolf can add his own arms. Oh, they're marrying Balazs off. They've taken up arms against him. That's the next step they gave him way under. Mm-hmm. The royal wedding may end up being the most expensive event in living memory. Not a good time to leave the crown's finances unattended. Fully agreed, which is why I'm naming you new master of coin. I'm quite good at spending money, but a lifetime without rages wealth hasn't taught me much about managing it. No doubt you will prove equal to this challenge. Her ego is more important than the realm to her. I'll be so annoyed, especially if you don't know the song. I'll be a priest. That's not even catchy. All my life I've been hearing Jamie Lannister. What a brilliant swordsman. I thought he was slower than I expected. And more predictable. I've been sitting in a muddy pen, wrapped in chains for the past year. A year? God dang. And he's still chipper. When we make camp tonight, you'll be brave. Don't all these fellows ever be with a noble woman? If you fight them, they will kill you. Do you understand? Let them have what they want. What doesn't matter? What doesn't matter? Just pose your eyes, pretend they're Renly. By the proper forge, I can make it good as new. Doesn't have to look pretty. Look at his man bun. Why are you helping him? He takes his prisoner and now he's our friend. You know that prisoner, little lady? What am I? A guest. So they can walk? It's like a little boy then. Wood's unsafe for Ned Stark's daughter. You're lucky we found you. Cowards weapon. I'd like to fight up close. Cowards weapon. I'd like to see your man's face when I put the steel in. Why? So you can kiss him. Apologies, but you're one ugly fucker. And I'd rather not see you no more. They're getting rid of them? Oh! I don't know what they're doing with them. Oh, they're shipping them off somewhere. We're about to leave. But I'm staying. You're what? I baked some brown bread for the inn key. And she said she never had better. Tom Thorough, she's keeping me as a payment for all the free meals. She's giving them to me. The brotherhood wants. My brother ain't no king. I'm not a star of winter hell. Winter fell. You sure? I made you something. Aww. Aww. It's a wolf. I was at a wolf out of bread. What is it? It's a wolf. That's so sweet. Yes it is. Be safe. Yeah, you too. Don't get stabbed. Aww. I'm gonna miss him. Don't burn your fingers. Awkward. Don't burn your fingers, hot pie. Goodbye, hot pie. Aww. Goodbye, Ari. Y'all's friendship got so much better. I'm not even gonna lie. I never thought that he was gonna stick around this long. I thought he was a sidebeat character in and out. Right. I thought she was gonna kill him. And he just made me about cry, baking her that bread. That's so sweet. Next time she sees him, he's gonna be like 280 pounds. I don't know. It often comforts me to think that even in war's darkest days, in most places in the world, absolutely nothing is happening. I've missed you, uncle. Father missed you too. Maybe he never said it in so many words. Maybe. Father was a stubborn old ox. I was surprised when he died. Didn't think death had the patience. Glad you were with him. I wish to the gods I had been. After 30 years of fighting, I don't think he remembered what started him. He asked me to stop calling myself Blackfish. Said it was an old joke. People had been calling me Blackfish for so long. They don't remember my real name. Well, what is it? Every time he would leave for the capital and fight in a campaign, I'd see him off, wait for me, little cat, he'd say. What a nice balcony. I'd come back to you and I would sit at this window every day when the sun came up waiting. I wonder how many times did Bran or Rick once stare across the moors of Winterfell waiting for me to return? Oh. I will never see them again. Oh, she thinks her dead. Oh, man. They just have no idea where anyone is, really. They have no confirmation. Yeah. I don't believe they're alive. He's got to remain strong if he's to prevail. And you must remain strong for him. Get advice on it. Man, I could see her just falling apart because she's got a lot going on, but she's strong. Yeah. Is it true what they say about him? I don't know. Well, do they say about him? But they can turn into a wolf at night and he used a flash of his enemies. What? You're a Lannister, aren't you? Martin Lannister. Both of them are. Nothing to fear. My husband doesn't eat children. Unless it's a full moon. It's not a full moon tonight, is it? See, nothing to fear. Always the artists. Like the pilot episode. Oh, they did those designs. Right. So they picked a bunch of horses this time? A swirly? Whoa, that looks like a galaxy. That there was dead crows. There was. How many men were here? About 300. He don't go far, betting against moments. But dead or alive, he took a big gamble coming north. And whether he's Lord Commander of the Night's Watch or Blue-eyed corpse, he's a long way from home. Man, so John thinks everyone's dead that he knows. Take this one. He knows Castle Black's defense is better than any of us. If he's useful, good. If not, throw him off the wall and see if crows can fly. They can't. I always see a signal. Send your eagle above the wall every night. When it's time, I'm going to light the biggest fire the north has ever seen. Let's go. Man, that wind would kill me out there in that cold. Yeah. I'm glad I don't have to do it. I'm trying to get south so fast. Out of men's out yesterday. It's so grim. Are they at the place where they were given the white walkers? Oh, crasters. Yeah. Ghost? He's like, don't give away our position, bro. What have we here? Frozen crows. Smaller flock than he went north with. We can talk inside. Can we? That's what I'm saying. Like there's one dude right there. I think I might just go outside to be honest. It's nice where they belong. You feed that pig better than you feed us. No, pigs got value to me. And I've turned you all away if I wasn't a godly man. You are a godly man. That's how right there give birth to a literal. She's almost as fat as this one here. Why don't you dine on him? Carve off what you need as you go. Well, look at him. He's walking feasts. Why is he talking so much? She just jumped this dude. So rude. Is this about to be Gilly? Having a baby? You're not pregnant, are you? Oh, that is her. She was trying to go with them because she didn't want to have a son, remember? One more push to do it. He walked into the right movement and then didn't he? Yeah. You might get decapitated for that. They're running. Oh, it's the wrong gender. It's a boy, maybe? Yeah. He gives away the boys, right? Obviously. Oh, gosh. Oh, is that dude freaking him up? Dang, that's really nice of him. Oh, he's going to have to carry him because he is like so many wins. I just don't know why they captured him. He has such a chance. Dang, that guy's like, I don't know what to do with this guy. He's struggling. Wide East. Your sister's waiting for you. Make you a lord of the Iron Islands for this. We're not in the Iron Islands. Come on. We're not in the Iron Islands. Oh, he is weird because I hate Theon, but if hard on me for some reason just feels kind of glad he escaped. Yeah. Why didn't want to see him like- Just tortured to death. He grinded up. Like, what the heck were they doing to him? And who were they? I still want him to get caught, though. How long will he be gone? I don't know. You're abandoning me. I will never abandon you. You are the son of fire. I am sworn to serve you. Then serve me. When I return, you'll understand. My enemies think they've destroyed me and laughing at me. The way Renly laughed at me. I want Joffrey dead. I want Robbstar dead. Mmm. I don't like that. Me either. You're another son. You don't have the strength. It would kill you. I'm not so easily killed. Men have been trying for years. I want you. What happened to the first one? I guess it kills and it runs off. Grew up fast, huh? It goes to hell or something. Your fire's burned low, my king. You told me your magic requires a king's blood. I'm the one true king. You are. You will sit on the Iron Throne. A person must be sacrificed. The Lord of Light demands it. You'd have to schedule me a meeting with his Lord of Light. We'd have some things to hash out. Like, what is she up to? Oh, my goodness gracious. The walk of punishment is a warning, your grace. For any slave who can't replace doing whatever these slaves did. Give me your water. Oh, my gosh. He has so many slashes. Leave this place, your grace. Leave tonight. I beg you. We can find sell sorts in Pentos and Mere. Do we already submerge them? Deli. That will mean blood on your hands before the thing is done. The blood of my enemies, not the blood of innocents. Yeah, this is kind of weird they're being to him. You know what I'm saying? Have you ever seen a war where innocents didn't die by the thousands? There's a beast in every man, and it stirs when you put a sword in his hand. But the unsullied are not men. They do not rape. They do not put cities to the sword unless they're ordered to do so. Do you disagree, Sir Barristan? When your brother, Rhaegar, led his army into battle of the Trident, men died for him because they believed in him, not because they'd been brought to the slave's auction. I fought beside the last dragon on that day. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar died. Did you know him well, Sir Barristan? Finest man, I have a myth. I wish I had known him. He was not the last dragon. Oh, that's her. So she's got like a decision to make how she wants to spend her resources. She's thinking about copping these, what are they called, unsullies? Yeah, one side said earn them, one side said buy them. Ebas pon sin di ho'uni. N'kotas bon erau. There are 8,000 unsullied in Astapor. Your ship will buy you 100 unsullied. The gold you have left is worth 10, but good Master Krasnus will give you 20. She is like a twisted base. I don't know what she's gonna do. Master Krasnus asks how you propose to pay for the remaining 7,877 unsullied. I have dragons. I'll give you one. Whoa. I don't believe it. You will win the throne with dragons, not slaves or graces. Yeah, that doesn't seem like a fair trade, bro. Keep the dragon. I don't think she's gonna do it. I think she's gonna trick this man somehow. Three. Dragon. One. Two. One. They want the biggest one. Done. Done. Look at Jorah. He's like, what in God's green earth? I'll take you as well. You'll be Master Krasnus' gift to me. A token of a bargain well struck. Yeah, because you got a bargain. A dragon is worth more than any army. I value your advice, but if you ever question me in front of strangers again, you'll be advising someone else. Dang girl. I mean, she has to be like that, right? Right. But look, she said that as a woman. Oh, that's what the faceless dude. Oh, she knew. Oh, but we are not men. You can't even think straight. What is this wagon? I hear you owe that boy a significant debt. Only in my life. Not all that significant, I'm afraid. You should have ignited. If only the master of coin had such power. So is he basically a treasurer? Yeah, basically, yeah. You secured her release when the queen detained her. But how would the queen get that idea? Why don't you ask her? He's also besties. Any advice for me on my new position? Keep a low profile? If I had a gold dragon, for every time I heard that joke, I'd be richer than you are. Well, you are richer than I am. Oh, that was a joke. Keep a low profile. Yeah, so rude. I didn't even get it like that. You want a real challenge? I've tried quite a few. Enjoy the eerie. So he's going to marry Catlin's sister? Little finger. Oh, yeah, little finger. Yeah, he's just in love with that family. I know. Looks like Joel Reedy. The secret history of the Seven Kingdoms is written in these pages. Paul Drake? Yes, ma'am. After a long consultation with my colleague, I finally found a suitable reward for the services you've provided. Tell me, Paul. Have you ever been with a woman? Oh, my lord. Wonderful. Oh, no. Dang, he didn't even get it like time to warm up. Be back in time for my supper. I know that he's going to have so much anxiety like what the heck. For years, I've heard that little finger is a magician. Whenever the crown needs money, he rubs his hands together and poof, mountains of gold. Let me guess. He's not a magician. He's stealing it? Worse, he's borrowing it. Oh, jeez. What's wrong with that? Interest. I don't want to pay it back. That's what's wrong with it. Crown owes millions to my father. I've never borrowed money before. The basic principle is I lend you money. After an agreed upon period of time, you return it with interest. And what if I don't? Well, you have to. But what if I don't? This is why I don't lend you money. Right. What are you going to do? Say you're a banklovy, do you? I'm a bank of brothers. We owe them tens of millions. If we fail to repay these loans, the bank will fund our enemies one way or another. They always get their gold back. The return of the conquering hero. I trust you got your money's worth or should I say my money's worth? And they're in debt. It was a gift, Podrick. This is more than I give you in a year. He's a squire. You don't pay him. Oh, then it's much more than I give you in a year. I was about to say he gets paid. Maybe they're trying to quarry some favor with the new master of coin. They were happy enough to take it when I gave it to them. What did you tell them? I didn't tell them anything. What did you do to them? Lots of things. And they seem to like these things? Yes, blood. Of course they seem to like it. They're paid to seem to like it. Only they weren't paid. These ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him the time for free. Is that what you're telling us? Oh, are they just playing with his ego right now? I don't know. Why are you just making up a laugh? Oh, sit down. Going to need details. Copious details. He poured wine for him. He's a squire. That man said ride where the sun rises or something like that. Is he lost? Wouldn't you be like, what does that even mean? Know what he said? Whoa. He basically set him up. Oh no. He didn't set him up. Maybe they just called him. I'm glad they know how to do that. The jump. Yeah, there's just no reality. You're getting away from this. Mm-mm. Unless he's just that bad of a shot. So he never found that guy. And he never found the guy that he needed to go see. They're really not playing with Theon, dude. Dang. Yeah, we do. We're runaways here, Theon. Oh my gosh. What are they about to do to him? Torture him in the woods? I don't know. That's kind of weird, bro. Why are you doing that to my boy? What you doing that for? Someone's in his corner. Maybe it's his sister. It's the guy who helped him escape, probably. You think he has a shot like that? Yeah. I think it's his sister. Yeah, it could be his sister. That's what he said. He was waiting for us. That's what your pants up. Yo, it's my boy. Let's go. I can recognize his hair. He's got that. I thought that dude was just like the jigger. Let's go. I thought he was just sweeping up. Dude, he must be like a main character vibe because he can do more than he think. Whoa. Oh my. That close range. Nah, he's not just a janitor. But he was just mopping in there. Was he not, though? Well, they obviously sent like an ironborn assassin over there. That's Dion's boy right there. Look. They maybe know each other. Well, he's obviously ironborn. They can't know each other. No, he's from his place, probably. No, he saw him earlier and didn't notice him. So don't you think he would know? Dion has to live there his whole life. How would he know? I'll take the big bitch first. I am Brienne of Tarth. Lady Catherine Stark commanded me to deliver Ser Jaime to King's Landing. Nobody said shit about you. Wow. You're only making it worse. Let's go. You know who she is, don't you? I'm a big dumb bitch. And who cares where? Oh my. She's Brienne of Tarth. Her father's Lord Selwyn Tarth. They call it Sapphire Isle. You know why? Every Sapphire in Westeros was mined on Tarth. Sapphires are gemstones. Lord Selwyn. Are they rich? They should all just wait in Sapphires if she's returned to her. But only if she's alive. Her honor un-dismersed. Call it off, bro. Get rich. Bring her back here. You're so obedient. Un-dismersed. Not defiled. Your father. He'd pay your waiting gold to get you back. Absolutely he would. Yes, sir. Get rich. Until the end of your smart man. You understand that? We have the numbers. We have the gold. I'm not buying this guy's to believe in him. Brain for a losing cause is admirable. Nah, this guy hates Jaime. Waiting for a more rewarding. Now that we're speaking to him. I don't know, man. You're good at escaping. Oh, no. Untamed to Jaime from the tree. What? There's no way these idiots just got manipulated like that. Right? They're smarter than that. I wish you'd be wanting something to eat. I'm gonna be used. Maybe they do want some gold. Bring the bird over here. The carving knife. Will this work as a table, my lord? Oh, he's like mocking them, obviously. That's kind of what I was thinking. Oh, they're about to beat him up. Yeah, jump over his own. Now stop. You think you're the smartest man there is. They can take his eye out. And if you're getting any trouble, all you've got to do is say, my father. Right. I'm already sick of that. Oh, not the eye. Your daddy ain't here. This should help you remember? Oh, is he? He can escape, though. Dang. What is this rock music at the end of this? Yeah, what the hell? Crazy episode, guys. So basically what happened, man, was Jaime ran his mouth way too much, ended up in the hands of the wrong people, and ended up getting his whole entire hand cut off. Man, it was freaking crazy. I thought they're going to take an eye and say, you know what? Your daddy talks too much. Or you talk too much. Actually, you say your dad too much. It was honestly getting on my nerves. And it was getting on your nerves. So it was probably getting on you guys' nerves. Because I was thinking, you know, you seem so big and bold, but you use your dad as a shield a lot. So he said, wipe out. And it was gone. Absolutely freaking crazy. So what else happened? Daenerys is going to get those slave people, I guess. Right. She's all girl power over there, and she's going to get her thing. And she's like, we're not men. We are girls, ladies. So we can't die. And we're going to march on. And I don't know what that's going on. She's about to go buy a bunch of soldiers. And they're a place of a dragon, which is like, no, why would you do that? I don't feel like that's a good deal. But, you know, you said that she's going to manipulate them. I feel like that's not going to happen. She's not going to give her kids up like that. I'm saying they're thinking if they're emphasizing, if they do what they're told, like, why don't you just say, oh, I'll give you a dragon. Now, unsold, why don't you go kill this guy, talking junk, and then give him a dragon back? True. That's what I would do. I don't know. Maybe that's what she's going to do. Yo, that was crazy. What's up with that rock music at the end? Yeah, tell us about it. Someone in the comments. That's his hand. Man. For a long time. He's going to fall off his horse. Someone help him. They don't care. Hey, he's lucky for that. And he fell in the mud like that. At least he didn't fall on a stump. Break his collarbone. Jamie is at rock bottom right now. I mean, he kind of freaking deserves it, to be honest. Right. Oh, it sucks to see someone get treated like that, though. I know they suck. Yeah. Say that I've ever seen a man drink horse piss that fast. Oh, shoot. That's what I was thinking. I wouldn't trust anything right now. Yeah. Like, oh. Hey, one handed. What's the left handed at that? He's probably like, let me just fight out of here. Because I'd rather do that than have to get treated like this. That man's got more fight than a 12 pound cat. Y'all know what I'm saying? What kind of line do you have to catch it on? Oh, seven pound test. You can catch any fish on a seven pound test show. What are you doing? Look how dirty his wound is going to be. I know it's going to get all infected. Oh. I kind of can't watch this kind of treatment. Do that again. He might die. I mean, that's sort of the vibe I'm getting. They killed off Ned. They'll kill off this guy. No, I'm saying he might die just from like infection and that. I hope we might speak in confidence. Always in confidence. About the events of the Blackwater. I thought one of you little birds might have knowledge of my sister's intentions. End your life. I was going to tell you the story of how I was cut. You want to hear it still? I don't know. Who was in that box? As a boy, I traveled with a troop of actors through the free cities. One day, in Mir, a certain man made my master an offer too tempting to refuse. But what he wanted was far worse. He gave me a potion that made me powerless to move or speak, yet did nothing to dull my senses. With a hook to blade, he sliced me to an stem, chanting all the while. He burned my parts in abrasia. The flames turned blue, and I heard a voice answer his call. The word of light? No, that's where Thoros is from, Mir. That dude that has Aria? I dream of the dream of that night, not of the sorcerer. I dream of the voice from the flames. Was it a god, a demon, a conjurer's trick? He could be right. Could have to do with that too. They were looking into the flames. Stannis? I have hated magic and all those who practice. But you can see why I was eager to aid in your fight against Stannis and his red priestess. A symbolic revenge of sorts. Right, there you go. I feel the need for actual revenge against the actual person who tried to have me killed, which will require a degree of influence, which you do not possess. Once I had served the sorcerer's purpose, threw me out of his house to die. I resolved to live despite him I begged. I sold what parts of my body remained to me. I became an excellent thief and soon learned that the contents of a man's letters are more valuable than the contents of his purse. One distasteful task after another I made my way from the slums of Mir to the small council chamber. So he's grody. Influence grows like a weed. I tended mine patiently until its tendrils reached from the red keep all the way across to the far side of the world. Where I managed to wrap them around something very special. Sorcerer. The sorcerer. He had him imported? In a long time. I have no doubt the revenge you want will be yours in time. If you have the stomach for it. This show has a way of like being really normal and then throwing some really weird stuff at you and then normalizing it. And then right when you're comfortable it makes it even weirder. Mm-hmm. When the Lord Commander says we go we go. The Lord Commander told us to go to the Fist of the First Men. How'd that turn out for us? He had no way of knowing. We do now. We know what's out there. Crust has been out here. Surviving. So he's a new protector now. We're like the sons he never had. When the walkers come calling, Crust will serve us up like so many pigs. Then you better get to desert and then. We'll have to look out for ourselves. Maybe they're sure to that though. Yeah. You woke him. He's beautiful. He's beautiful. Does he have a name? Why? He said to hold it for you until he came back. You're back. He's beautiful. I don't want your stupid things. I want to save my baby's life. Can you do that? Mm-mm. That's hard. So Sam's mission right now obviously is to try to save her baby. Right. Because Cruster's gonna go deliver it up to the blue-eyed demon. Right. Because that's not shady at all. Right. What in the world? You have to go off to. You know how. They're obviously warged out because he's on foot. Right. Oh, he's back to his climbing days. Put climbing away. Whoa, she's about to push him off. Creepy. No. I mean please tell us. What the heck? Prodigies. Yeah, he's getting married. Oh, the tea. Because I'm one of his girls. Prodigies in odd places indeed. Renera Targaryen was murdered by her brother. Brother, his dragon. It ate her while her son watched. Because he's he's like still a kid, but he's still twisted. There appears to be a good deal of romance where on the premises for everyone else. There aren't more than 700 people of any importance. Wow. The ashes of Arian Targaryen, Arian Brightflame. He thought drinking wildfire would turn him into a dragon. Oh no. He was wrong. He was wrong. Would you like to see where the last Targaryens are buried? Are you sure Lady Marjorie doesn't find all this a bit macabre? Oh no, it's quite a wretched grace. I'd love to see their tombs, really. Man, they're gonna be part of that history one day. This is so nice. You were married here, your grace? Yes. Must seem like only yesterday. Seems like a lifetime ago. Your husband, was he buried here as well? No, he wanted his remains returned to Storm's End. Such a tragedy. A fairly predictable tragedy. Hunting and drinking don't mix. My son's a hunter. It helps him forget he's never been with in a mile of a real battle. He laid siege to Storm's End for the better part of a year. Or he laid siege to, was the banquet table in the command tent. He tells him to stay out of Robert's Rebellion. He had no business fighting an actual warrior. We mothers do what we can to keep our sons from the grave. They do seem to yearn for it. Yet the world belongs to them. A ridiculous arrangement in my mind. He was going to have their bodies burned and thrown in the Blackwater, but the High Septon convinced them otherwise. I know they did terrible things at the end, but their ancestors built this. Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness. I couldn't agree more. I'm confused. What's going on here? I don't know. With their dynamic. Does he actually like her? I think he does. Should we go and see them? But she's like playing into everything he wants. If you give them your love, they will return it a thousandfold. She said a thousandfold, not tenfold. I know how they feel about you. You led the defense of King's Landing. Yeah, from your chambers. They adore you. Is she going to get him beat up? Maybe killed? Open the doors. Oh, wow. Wait. She's going to teach him a little bit. Man, she taught so few orphans and turned that place around, didn't she? Yeah. So awkward. She doesn't like that. Right. So she's like, uh-huh. Better get that woman out of here. Your sister's waiting for you there. She sent you to save. I served them. The man who had tortured you. I did what they told me and waited for the right moment. I grew up on Salt Cliff. I was only a boy when they took you away. My father brought me and my brothers up to the bluff so we could watch the ship that carried you off. Wow. Oh, dang. I remember the look on my father's face when he told us. That's Balon Greyjoy's last living son. And those are the words I heard over and over again when I saw what they were doing to you. Aw. I said my father knew what they were doing to me. Did he? I don't know, my lord. They never told me much. I feel like he knows. He just didn't want to tell him. Right. That's really nice. What's up with him, though? I think he's just trying to help him escape. Like, I get it. He works for Yara, apparently. Well, I get it, but that's awful nice. I got some intimate stories from my childhood, too, but I ain't trying to go risk my life for him. Well, this man knows about a secret tunnel way. I was just thinking, Angelus, I was when my father told Yara to take this place. Did he tell you to do? Raid fishing villages. He didn't trust me. I could never be a star. Rob Stark always reminded me of that. He lorded it early. Didn't have to. All he had to do was be who he was born to be. To be. His life fitting better than his clothes. Because someone like that, there would be a bloodless of me. He's the king of the north. Father gave me a choice, and I made it. Could never be a star. So I am born. That's what I was born to be. Unless your dad betrayed you, bro. I know your dad, like, does not like you. I hit the iron price for Winterfab. Some poor orphans living with the farmer. Yeah, you're wrong for that, bro. My dad must slit their throats. Now let him burn the bodies. Dang. So you just watched like a coward. Right. Dion, Dion, Dion. Maybe it's not too late. Aww. My real father must have said it King's Landing. Wow. I made a choice, and the choice was wrong. So he's finally admitting it, huh? At least he's seeing his heirs, though. Yeah, I mean, he could keep going with it and be hard headed. I'm surprised he's going to her. Like, I'll be a little scared. I brought him back. He killed the others. No, I didn't. What the heck? This little punk. Please stop. Dude, what in the heck is going on, bro? I didn't back where he belong. All that junk was just a show? Is he trying to look like Frodo? Yeah, he looks like an evil little Frodo. Crazy. He brought him all the way back. Oh my God. Just to say he killed people. I bet Theon was like, what the... That was kind of crazy. That was shocking, dude. That was like the rudest crap ever. Theon's probably like, what the heck, man? That was cruel. What are you doing? I don't like that guy. You can't die. You can't die. You need to live to take revenge. I don't care about it. Well, Miss Fortune, you're giving up. The seeds of switch. Miss Fortune. Miss Fortune. You lost your hand. My sword hand. I was that hand. One taste of the real world. And you whine and cry and quit. Right, with your high-born ass. I love your woman. Accountability. She's letting him have it. That's what I'm saying. All these rich people, they play this game and they don't really like seem mentally prepared to have it happen to them. I don't know, they do. Yeah, but they could have took your boy's boots. They could have took his boots. They took his hand. Like, good gosh. They could have cut his nuts off. That would have been worse. At least they left him a hand. I told them Tarth was full of sapphires. It's called the sapphire isle because of the blue of its water. He made up a story. I knew that. Them idiots didn't. That was kind. Why did you help me? Because he's got a heart, y'all. Maybe he wants to get back to Cersei. Yeah, he'll do anything. But for what? She's so, like, dreadful. No offense to all the Cersei fans. We love to hate her. You wanted to speak to me. I wanted to make sure we're doing everything we can to get him back. Okay, backseat driver. Captain Stark took Terri and President up. What did I do in response? You started a war. Well, if I would start a war, for that letterless little stump, what do you think I'm doing for my elder son and their whatever I can? Always riding, always sealing something up, making moves. You're still here. Yes. Did it ever occur to you that I might be the one who deserves your confidence and your trust, not your sons, not Jaime or Tyrion but me, years and years of lectures on family and legacy? Did it ever occur to you that your daughter might be the only one listening to them, that she might have the most to contribute to your legacy? That's his thing, isn't it? More than your actual children. He's like, yes, it has occurred to me, actually. And you're miserable. Can't put you in charge. Contribute. The Tyrells are a problem. The Tyrells helped us defeat Stannis Baratheon. Marjorie has her claws in Joffrey. She knows how to manipulate him. Good. I wish you knew how to manipulate him. I don't distrust you because you're a woman. I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are. That's what I'm saying. I'd ride roughshod over you and everyone else in this city. I love how it really keeps it though. Yeah. But that's why I like him so much. You should try stopping him from doing what he likes. I will. What's that? Do you like it, Nana? Another golden rose. How original. I eat from plates stamped with roses. Does that have a golden rose painted on my chamber pot as if that makes it smell any better? Roses are boring, dear. Growing strong. The dullest words of any house. Winter is coming. Now that's memorable. Yeah, that's good, isn't it? You are so strong. Stronger houses you watch out for. Dire wolves and Kraken's fierce beasts. But a golden rose growing strong. That strikes fear in the heart. Look, little loves. A spider in the garden. Spider. Long now. Grow strong. I wanted to personally welcome the others about to be sassy right here. I know. The city has been made brighter by your presence. The city is made brighter by my presence. Is that your usual line, Lord Varys? Oh, yeah. You're here to seduce me? Calm. I've heard you're such a clever man. I'm curious why you've sought me out. You've taken an interest in Sansa Stark. Have I? She's an interesting girl. Is she? No, not particularly. She's had an interesting childhood. She has. Well, forgive me for wasting your time then. I thought we shared certain hopes for her well-being. Come. Come. There's a blend of other things in it. Wait, she surrendered, right? Yeah, they're just playing. Right. I choose my allies carefully and my enemies more carefully still. Which is Sansa Stark. I admired her father. Ned Stark had many admirers and harmony stepped forward when the executioner came for his head. What were they supposed to do? You're not the only one who has taken an interest in her. She's a beautiful girl with a famous name. She'd make a lovely match for the right suitor. You almost feel as if you're about to arrive at the point. Littlefinger is not long for the capital. A confidant of mine has told me that when he goes, Sansa Stark goes with him. Littlefinger was born with no lands, no wealth, no armies. He has acquired the first two. How long before he has the army? Perhaps you'll laugh, but I know him better than most. And this is the truth. So he thinks he's a threat. Littlefinger is one of the most dangerous men in Westeros. Big threat. If Robb Stark falls, Sansa Stark is the key to the north. And if Littlefinger marries her, he'll have the key in his pocket. You must despise him. You're working so hard to undermine him. Actually, I rather enjoy him, but he would see this country burn if he could be king of the ashes. I believe I have a possible solution. One doesn't need to be clever for that. It's all rather obvious, isn't it? So that was crazy. So really, Varys' whole objective is to play politics, but he doesn't really want to be the guy. He wants to be in the shadows and just keep the realm, like, not ashes. Right. Not, like, destroying itself. I didn't want to disturb you. If you wouldn't mind waiting back inside the keep. What did you pray for? I can't tell you. I'll tell you what I prayed for in the set this morning. My family's health and happiness were an end to the war. Boring and traditional, I'm afraid. My cousin, Alana, was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. Pig face, she called me. Pig face? That's ridiculous. I think it had something to do with my nose. So I prayed that she'd catch a horrible skin disease. A week after that, she came down with porridge plague. But you don't have it in the north. Oh my gosh. You're awful. I believed you. Porridge plague, I'm an idiot. I mean, I believed it. We have giants in here. I know. So what happened to Alana? Oh, she grew up to be the most beautiful woman and married a handsome lord, and they have darling children and live in a castle by the sea. It's all terribly frustrating. I'm sure she's jealous of you now. You'll be married here in the capital. I want us to be friends. Good friends. Weird. That would make me very happy. You must see Highgarden. You'd love it there. I know you would. I don't think the queen would let me leave King's Landing. The queen regent, you mean? Once I marry Joffrey, I'll be queen. And if you were to marry Laura. I knew this was coming. I knew this was coming for some reason. Your place would be at Highgarden, wouldn't it? It would be sisters, you and I. Would you like that? Oh, she's trying to help her. Yeah, but it also is self-serving for her because she's sitting there like, checkmate, checkmate, checkmate. She wants to be the most powerful. She wants to take over, basically. She wants, she has just as much ambition as a king, but she can't because she's a female, so she's doing it in her own way. In a nice way. Right. Came to us from, where did he come from? Came to us from White Harbor, never failed in his duty. Kept his vows best he could. He rode far, fought fiercely. We shall never see his like again. Now his watch has ended. Tidehole. And now his watch has ended. That bastard Kraster starved into death. We can't just show up and steal all his food. The brothers of the knights watch, not thieves. The day we leave, Kraster will tap a barrel of our wine and sit down to a feast of hammer potatoes and laugh at us. Starving in the snow. He's a bloody wildlings all he is. You ever meet a man with 99 sons? And more daughters than I can count. I'd be glad when you and yours are gone. As soon as our wounded are strong enough. Yeah. I'll leave them if you've knocked the stomach and I'll sort them yourself. Or you, bro. What's wrong? Are you gonna cut, old man? Exactly. Wait outside. It's cold outside and there's nothing to eat. That's how I'm feeling. I saw dust in the bread. You don't like it. You go out there and eat the snow. I told you to wait outside. He's sitting there drinking our wine. Eat his fill, but we die. Let me give you a close enough. I gotta feed my women. So you admit you've got to hear in Lada then. I'll also make it through winter. Enough! Out! I am a guardry man. You're a stinky bastard. You're sleeping in the cold and empty bellies. Shut the hands of the next man who calls me bastard. That really offended him. Man, that's crazy. I'll just need to jump this dude. That's probably why I didn't like John so much. You are a buster. Let's go. Wildling busters. You know what I'm saying, though. Oh, oh, wow. Hey, that's all it takes. Oh, you'll get the same as he did. Whoa. No, they didn't kill the Lord Commander. Yo, they said we're tired of listening to you. I mean, in a way, I mean, shoot. Oh, shoot. That's the end of the Lord Commander. That's crazy, bro. Dude, that's Dora's dad too, right? How did he get up? Oh, yeah, he's going to take her and the baby. So the nice watch is like done. Yeah. That's crazy. It stood for so long, man. I blame the Lord Commander. You shouldn't let that man disrespect your man like that. Who? He was talking about Sam. Did Sam escape, I guess? They genuinely don't seem that bad, huh? I don't know what's up with him. I know he's from that place where you get the poison from. What is this place? Somewhere in other wolves, your lions come prowling. Are they about to sacrifice him? Oh, he hates fire. That's why he quit at Blackwater. I forgot about that. Right. He hates fire. You look like a bunch of swine herds. Some of us were swine herds. And some was tannas and masons. Fighting in a war makes you a soldier. Who the heck is this? The Baron Dundarian. Right there. The Baron Dundarian. And I won't see them again. You Lord aren't fighting in a war. You're running from it. Last I heard you were King Joffrey's guard dog. Here you are a thousand miles from home. Which of us is running? Untie these ropes and we'll find out. What are you doing leading a mob of peasants? Ned Stark ordered me to execute your brother in King Robert's name. Ned Stark is dead. King Robert is dead. My brother's alive. You're fighting for ghosts. That's what we are waiting for you in the dark. You can't see us, but we see you. Lannister Stark Baratheon. You pray in the weak. The brotherhood without banners will hunt you down. You found God. Is that it? I've been reborn in the light of the one true God as have we all. Oh no. As would anything else. The God of White. Lions, you call yourselves. At the Mummer's Ford girls of seven years were raped and babes still on the breast were cut in two while their mothers what? I wasn't at the Mummer's Ford. Don't be your dead children at some other door. House Clegane was built upon dead children. I saw them lay Prince Aegon and Princess Rhaenys before the Iron Throne. You take me for my brother. Is being born Clegane a crime? Murder is a crime. I never touched the Targaryen babes. You want to cut my throat? Get on with it. So his brother did all that. Right. Call me murderer and pretend that you're not. You murdered Micah, the Butcher's boy. He was 12 years old and you rode him down. You slung him over your horse like he was some deer. Boy attacked the Prince. That's a lie. I hit Joffrey. Then I should have killed you. Not my place to question princes. You stand accused of murder. But no one here knows the truth of the charge. Only the Lord of Light may do so. Oh my. Oh hell no. I sentence you to trial by combat. Who's fighting? Oh, who will it be? We find out if your fire god really loves you priest. You archer. Or you worse with a sword in your hand. Or is the little girl the bravest one here? She might be. But it's me you'll find. What in the heck? This guy with all the confidence and one eye. The master says they are untested. He says you would be wise to blood them early. There are many small cities between here and there. Cities ripe for sacking. That's jacked up, bro. Should you take captives? The masters will buy the healthy ones and for a good price. She's up to something because she's being quiet. That thing can still kill that dude though because it killed the warlock. That's what you're saying? Yeah, burn them up. But she can't just go around like doing that though, right? She has to like abide by some type of honor. Look, she's like, here you go, buddy. He just hands it over. So you're done then. No way. You're not just going to give that baby up. I don't believe it. Yo, she's being so language. So she's been taking it the whole time from that guy. This dude can not control this dragon. Oh, wow. Dang. Talking all that junk too. You don't hold the web. You better go that dragon. Yes. And he thought that was about to be his pet. He really thought that. I didn't think I didn't buy it for one minute. That's, you know, but I was sitting there thinking that would be the first order of business, right? Because they're going on and on about how they'll do whatever you tell them to do. Right. You don't look like a Bruce Willis movie. You saw that fire blowing up the back. See ya, Asta poor. Go back in. So they're like, yeah, but they're not really trained to do anything else. Yeah, they don't know any better. I guess that means yes, they will. Well, let's go. She's got another army. So she's got some Dorothraki and some Unsullied. Yep. Oh my gosh. She just throws it away. Well, she doesn't need it anymore. Yep. Her and Rob's wife will get along. Just remember that's why she left the free cities. Yeah, they didn't get along for a second until they went to war with each other. Yeah, true. Look at those cute little adorable demons. No, they're not. All right, guys. So geez, that was Game of Thrones season three, episode three and four. We got a lot to tackle. Yep. Go ahead. I don't know where to start. Man, me either. That was nuts. So we already broke down the first episode. Pretty crazy, man. Let's just get more into the second one and just overall what's going on with the story. So still, man, the most shocking thing to me was Jamie got his hand cut off. Oh my gosh. Let's just start there. So I was not expecting that. I mean, I was expecting something bad to come upon that situation, but I did not think that man was going to just take your boy's hand. This was the most shocking sequence of Game of Thrones we've seen yet on the channel. Well, I'm going to speak for myself. I think so. You know, they took off Ned's head. There's been some shocking moments, man. We got to give a shout out to the crossbow. The crossbow, Sansa. But you know what? Orsonza. But, you know, dude, this one was nuts. So much happened. That guy, first of all, that guy that captured Theon. That's what I'm saying. He brought Theon back to his. He tricked him to trick him. Yeah. I don't know why he done all that. I really don't know. Like, who is he even? Like, that's the thing. Apparently, he just seems like he's just a little guy under the radar, but he's trying to make some type of moves or something. I don't know. Even the heartfelt story about, there's the last son of Bailong Greyjoy leaving. Like, that was such a. He tricked. He tricked us. And he even committed. He murdered all those dudes and risks his life. And he was literally, I swear to God, y'all, if you go back in like that episode, he was mopping. Yeah, he was like. He was mopping like, and then he's going to set this man up like that as a janitor. Obviously, he's someone of importance who has infiltrated. So we're going to see more of that. I don't want to speculate too much because I kind of don't have any idea what's going on with that. Like, I don't know why he tricked Theon to think it was his sister. I don't know if his sister even actually was even involved at all. That was just unbelievably cruel, though. So it was definitely going to stick in my head like forever because that was, I hate this freaking mic. Sorry, I keep touching my stupid mic. That's going to stick in my head forever, guys. Daenerys went over there and turns out she speaks the old tongue, the old tongue Valyria. And she basically heard all those insults. Yeah. So instead of getting a spear, now you had to burn the death by dragon. So she gave him the worst possible death. You know, I'm not going to say that he didn't deserve it. You know what I'm saying? I don't condone the burning by dragon. But what a twist that was because she literally took the, she bought them. So right, I thought she was just going to buy them whatever, take them across the sea, whatever. But she freed them and told them, just like she did it to Jeff Rocky and said that they could fight with them. And you know, some of them did, some of them didn't. But it seems like they would just prefer to follow her because honestly, they don't know any better regimes. It seems like they, all they know how to do is follow. They don't really have another skill set. So they're still pretty brainwashed at this point. So, but I mean, yeah, do definitely an army of free folk, another type of free folk in the show. So I really liked Narissa's idea though. So she's going to go across this continent. It looks like just freeing cities along the way, I guess, and trying to gather her army. So yeah, so that's pretty good, man. So that's a really good strategy on how she can, you know, go take the iron throne. Because why would you not want to follow someone who just freed you from like a slave? I guess. Right. But you know, if you grow up like in that culture over there, like, why would you necessarily want to go to Westeros? Right. It's so different there. You know, like, I don't, I'm not saying it's better. It's, it's the same. It's, it's not, they both suck in their own way, but they are very different. Like the cultures are very different. So wherever better suited, Nesos is all I'm saying. Wherever Aria is, it's coinciding with that same thing that Stannis has going on. So the Lord of the Light is involved in both of their situations for some reason. We got to see more about this. I'm sure it's going to be important at some point. I'm just not really sure why or when. I'm ready to meet him because we've heard a lot about him. He's making a lot of, he basically has got a lot of pull down here on this, whatever, whatever this earth is called. Hey, let me know guys. That was another random thought I had for Mrs. October. I was asking her. I was like, I understand there's Sos and Westeros and this is a fantasy world, but does this particular planet have a name? Like, did the Arthur give this planet a name? And if it is, not the Arthur, did the author author? Man, I don't contribute. Anyhow, is there a name for this planet? Just let me know. But anyways, random thought. Yeah. I mean, I really don't know. Give it, give it a guess. I don't know. You give it a guess. Earth roast. Earth roast. Say that's not bad. It's pretty bad actually. Anyways guys. So that's why I didn't guess because I was like, dude, I might say something crazy. Earth roast or something. Anyways guys, so Brienne and Jamie apparently are developing some type of like, you know, like friendship or something. Right. I don't know if it's friendship or they're just looking after each other because who else do they have to look after, you know? Right. But either way, the circumstances they're put in is making them like kind of like being together because Jamie helped by telling a lie, which I've told you in editing. Jamie's lies on the road are hilarious. Like if you ever stop and like listen to him, he's honestly hilarious. Yeah. Right. He just like sells the story really well. And like I said, that got him through a really long time and so he finally didn't. A year. He caught up with him when he lost a hand. Well, you know, his whole life basically, that little charming persona. Right, yeah. He's bloody. So we got a new master of coin too. Right. So that's exciting. So Tyrion is now our master of coins. So there are millions of dollars in debt. He's a very clever man. He's very smart. So Braavos, which we don't know anything about. That's what they're... Right. But Littlefinger apparently does because Littlefinger has like all these calculated moves he's not sharing. That was another thing. Sorry, I got such right there. And that was another thing. Varys was really talking about how Littlefinger is one of the most dangerous men in the entire kingdom. And little by little behind the scenes, he's checkmate, checkmate, and all he needs is an army. And he could really make a push to take the throne. And I don't know exactly what he would do if he was in that position, but Varys seems very weary of that. Right. And I think the reason why he's kind of even mentioning it to anyone is because he's getting married to Callen Stark's sister, which if you recall, that's where Tyrion had to get Bronn then because they fought to the death. But remember, they had an army. Yeah. So Varys told us that all Peter Baelish needs is an army. And seems to me like that could be the army. Right. It seems like almost Varys' job is a full-time employee of making sure that Littlefinger doesn't come to power. I feel like what he does is he just always wants to make sure the realm's good. Like he's always doing the sneaky stuff, just protect the realm even in future. So basically like everyone knows that in order to essentially the realm running, a lot of sneakiness needs to go on behind the scenes. A Littlefinger is a representation of that. Right. And whatever you mean Varys? Is that not what I said? I think he said Littlefinger. I'm in Varys, of course. I'm talking about, I don't know what Littlefinger is like. I don't know how he kept like borrowing money from someone, but I don't think Tyrion's gonna have that same luxury. Yeah, probably not. Right. Tyrion's gonna have a very short leash. Just kidding guys. Sorry for making a very out-of-pocket joke that's fairly bad taste. Maybe not making the best decisions. It is $270,000. Anyways guys, thank you so much for rocking with us. This show is getting freaking crazy. This one was just so full of just shocking moments of just like, just shocked man. So many crazy things happening. Well, who's claiming are you supporting so far in the season? You know, dude, like here's the thing guys, like if I'm gonna keep it a straight buck and like try to be a noble human, then I could be like, you know, I support Robb's stock of the North and I want independence for Winterfell. And I would like to see, you know, Stannis Baratheon ridden, rid himself of the red woman and become a proper king for the realm. But honestly guys, I really kind of just want to see, hell, I don't know, man. I just want to see Joffrey Rule. I want to see him go tyrannical. I want to see him and his mom mesh junk up. You want to see chaos? I want to see freaking chaos, dude. Like I want to see this show fucking just fall apart. Sorry for cussing, but I really do like- No, I want to see Sansa and Catlin reunite. I just realized watching this episode, I've been sitting here rooting for like harmony and boringness. Like I want this junk to hit the freaking fan now because we just had so much shocking moments in this show that I just want more. Like that junk is crazy. And honestly guys, let me just say real quick, man. And I know I've said it before, but the little kid who plays Joffrey and the lady who plays Cersei, like they are just so evil and I'm really for it. Like I really like Joffrey's character a lot. He's probably, he's one of my favorite characters, but only because you loved it. Honestly, this season he's been chilling. Like he might have made a few like remarks, but you haven't seen him do anything crazy. But I think Marjorie has a lot to do with that. Well, I'm hoping that like that whole little uncomfortable situation is about to just blow up because what I hope is going to happen, what I'm sort of sensing is that Marjorie has this idea really similar to Jamie, right? I'm very clever. I'm smart. I'm manipulative. I feel like that too. And right when she thinks that everything is in her pocket, dude, it's going to backfire. Right. I'm waiting for that to pop off too because I feel it. God, I didn't want to give too much away. I think that Joffrey is going to have to do something about grandma. I think grandma talks too much. I think she's got too much plans. I mean, I personally like grandma, but I'm saying on Joffrey's behalf from his perspective, she definitely runs her mouth a lot. Yeah. And when I was editing, I kind of noticed she was like, we have no business here, but here we are. Like what more? We have no business here, but here we are. What more evil thing could you possibly think of than for Joffrey to murder his future wife's grandmother behind her after he just done did that to us? Oh, that's my prediction, man. You heard it here first. That's a good one. That's a good one. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. We've been right a lot. We've been wrong a lot. But if you've been following the series all the way through, then you've probably tallied it up at this point and you've probably realized that I'm mostly right. Ms. October is mostly wrong. And that's okay. You know what I'm saying? We're not here to compete. But anyways, guys, thank you so much for watching the video for real and see y'all in the next one.