 Hang on don't flop all fucking day we are here sunburned volume number two I hope there's gonna be many more. It's been a fucking awesome weekend Nighting but love from the team for all the fans for coming out all the battlers as well We've got to get into one of the dope battles We got two real fucking sick up and comers from last year coming back into the league their first main event main stage battle Let's see what goes on promo battle as usual three rounds no judges So make sure you let us know you through one on the forum alright MC on my right hand side makes you see his last He's fucking hilarious Jay Dillon makes it Is that in the same thing absolutely Joe could kill these last few battles now here at Sunburn to we got Ren DMC make some noise Ren one the flip you want to Jay Dylan to go first is round number one Make sure you tweet us on hashtag sunburn to you throughout the battle. Let's do this. Hey, he took the name Ren DMC It must have seemed so good who helped you choose deep-throat thug Oh Ren's not a thug or a bad man, but two zoots with the mandem. He's boo-doo banton He used to do acting he used to do acting. Yeah, he was the third member of Keenan and Kale that just didn't gel And as for his health well all I'll say is he's the one at his workplace giving him first aid It's strange Ren's thin, but he used to be bigger. He used to have the figure of Renny's ill wigger He tells lies. He's a hell of a fibber. He might be white just a hell of a wigger So I figured battalions is disguise He's insecure so he disguised because this guy's less popular than celery, but that's life. So lovey Pardon my friends, but his name is a clue even his Marseille Ren has to lose Ren's straight, but once a blue moon does a rendezvous with Ron Dave and you So it hides in the box like the phones used to do hope when they fondle you I cooked your girl fondue She loves me, but she's fond of you Fondue it's wrong but true, but when Ren's in need of a stranger's hand he paints his nails and thinks of his alia banks I study the Quran to settle my mind like a woman in Iran rents 10 steps behind And if he asked you to buy any pills don't get any because Ren's ease are ready time JB to J red to J Dylan. I know what you're probably thinking This is gonna be proper But first things first why the fuck you got those stars on your collar See when this battle was confirmed, I was like, uh, you got me versus J Dylan. This will not be fair Tell me how this battle isn't for It's more easy to rhyme words When I found out I was clashing you I had to do some research But then I said fuck that kill him with a deep verse kill him round one because that is what he deserves But this is what I really rehearsed see Rose ankle. Who's Roseanne his wife obviously She was like when my husband's big game. It needs work. So I was like I'm a pro should I hold it me first I can give you that alphabet love, you know ABC, but I'll give her the D first She was like over and stop with those cheesy jokes just focus on the back with my husband you cheeky bloke You're about to be a widow it's murder when you hit the lyrics that I really wrote then I came up with this See I hate man's teeth See I hate man's teeth looking like you audition for Bugs Bunny and Space Jam 3 And then I saw his teeth in his gums Bob now I know why mom told us not to eat sweets when I was younger But this right here is a classic paper and if I sprayed these bars It cannot save y'all cuz on this sheets funny bars about your teeth, but I used all of these on Harry Baker Do you know what was that I thought I was gonna lose to him and his teeth funny I thought I might use on him. I hope you don't mind But I can't understand what you're spitting about but you look like a person I couldn't figure it out till I was watching WWE then it hit me Don't you look like Chris Benoit when he spits them bars Training days after they I was supposed to meet y'all two sixty second rounds I was supposed to beat y'all, but he was confused and the dude in the turn up like a foot fiddler's elbow was a move by John Cena You look like one of them extras in football battery And sometimes I wonder if you have got any more clothes, or maybe you've got 40 more of those in your wardrobe Like Kenny from South Park with those gay trousers cuz no matter what hood he's in we see the same outfit And I'll be like fuck deal. He's an MC that I must kill if I'm ashamed to battle him imagine how his mom feels And if you don't let the boys about your teeth, then you should have over a motherfucking gumshoe. That's one nil Talked about my teeth. I knew you'd mention it It's important to Ren cuz he got raped by his dentist and chooses the best he wanted to do this in a sumo vest Ren's salute to the food he loves best. He called his son little junior spesh He used to be stressed because his auntie's a Baptist who hates this rap shit And fact is he would conceived watching Ren and stimpy mom's outfit was very skimpy But still he brags a lot. It was Kalashnikov that banged his mom and then ran off Kalashnikov banged his mom and then run off so dad's probably cool But mom's wrong though she gets that cider inside her and she got strong bow I hate to be mean though a perfume does nothing. It's just a placebo And Ren knows when it comes to don't flop he's in the friend zone because while I turn blue cheese into cornettos When he wants new jeans he calls netto's And Ren's got no Rizla for weed so he rolls with bog roll. That's a toilet tree And you see me turn molly into parcel bombers. What did Ren bring to the party poppers? I'm rhyming a lot. I'm rhyming a lot. I'm Tay Rock plus Brian Cox, Brian Rocks Tay Rock plus Brian Cox and I admit his last battle was amazing We went lap dance for celebration when he got kicked out for touching. He's a pagan We came back disguised and paid again Dylan's hating my dope flow See that paper could be a ball your two front teeth could play the goal post Like he's right last round. I pulled out some paper and that was some bozo shit I guess he's Drake. I guess I'm meek, but at least I wrote my shit And if you say you wrote your ships, you're lying at your ass Like Drake drunken the pub. He'd be buying out the bars Because when you do write it's just some awkward raps man. I hate the fucking day that you was taught to rap Hi, my name is Jay Dylan. Love men hate women I literally had to pause your track then you said triple B sent you a dick pic, right? Then your next line said it was this big, right? See, I do not know what's more fact about the guy. The fact that he saved the pickle that he analyzed the size And I bet you had to have your phone when your wife came that evening Kind of like the same time when she called you cheating. He was like baby. It really what it looks like I was just paying and Steve was just leaving Now she got mad and it is very peak. She flung out the tv and the ps3 She flung out the bed now. She's flinging at the seat. Got sick She flung out the bed now. She's flinging at the sheets. Got him singing our house in the middle of the shoe But I saw him living on his knees. I was like Here's the cigarette Jay. You can have a match. He was like I thought you'd bring some Hennessy and a bag of man This ain't what I meant when I said I need a pack of fags He goes He goes George Michael Ricky Martin boy George and Sam He got happy when he heard they're forming a band Because he hates music by boy bit and old but he lost too many man too many See this round here is called reverse Michael Jackson. Watch me beat him so bad He'll turn my complexion and if katelyn general walked in this room right now He's the only guy that will get a slight erection Because he is the definition of what a gentleman is like the type to be like hey miss you need help with those bags Then he went with the ship Then if somebody called fence very quick, he'll be like officer. I wasn't me but there's a black guy over there So I guess it was him I didn't escape past that racist seat you said against story Lyrically I'll damage an mc like the kkk leave you hanging from a tree well There's a couple trees outside And i'm a black man. I like to see you try I don't need game to draw his girl. I'll just be like, hey, I'll just need a second bitch. Hold up Now, I don't need your name. Just your phone. Um, she was like all seven nine two seven five six Three four one cool. Then I found her but then I looked in her phone book. I saw big j. Pedro danie jacken bamelam So on second force you can have her back because she's been used more than ur's name and battle raps I was watching the matrix ever there And I thought it was a new I was watching the matrix the other day And I thought it was a new film that had nothing to do with my run But I saw the part with the red pill and blue pill, but why that's relevant is because you know what rhymes with blue pill? tuna Ren's day started with xbox. Then what dinner fray bentos? Facebook friend lost Battle ren lost Hey, but you can't say ren's not london through and through man. He's even got a do rag with the tube map He said listening to dizzy rask was an aphrodisiac He met a girl at the zoo and ren's best angle tell her his dick had been tested on animals I'm here to die. That's euthanasia. You watch weird videos youth in asia Hey, but it'll never be centre stage any day, but I respect ren anyway. He launched his own protein shake called renegade It's very strange, but he said it works. It's lucas ade mixed with his mace spurt I heard ren's got a nice flow, but pen go either way. That's a by-ro And I know your style could be cool you see but you failed when you copied from the usb You need a yellow tracky do rap palette parody. You're not sick ren just a bad allergy And you see we can't find your tunes ren dmc mixtape soon when dmc You're weak with the pen dmc now. He's stressed before the battle pmt Your girl needs tlc. I spend time in london with a gmt It's a cheap place to crash air b&b And finally if there was any justice at all in life, then surely shone price would take your life and be born twice It was mad disrespectful shone twice don't go there matey in your battle you fall in secure meant when you go home safely Your career is going to be short jane Your whole life will get watched back like a silly little vine because you're on the car with jay short jay red and jay night Shit your name is more original than mine But I ain't gonna say no more jokes about your gap teeth because that's me And I ain't gonna clown you had a bad year got evicted and he didn't finish uni So jay didn't have to take a gap here. That was predictable But then his mum was like listen son, you're a lovely child, but when you talk to girls, don't show that ugly smile That's why you can't talk to the ladies like me with them two front teeth You should have never outspoken because he ain't no lyricist, you know He is more like a ventriloquist learning how to talk to all these girls with his mom All right, listen, this is a new thing i'm gonna try out here Your mom's got a tattoo of the dmx guys It took me a while to find something that looks like him Kind of looks a bit more like a cheer into cheer and whatever He seems kind of mad he's like 34, but they got the same kind of swag All right, so listen, it's not all negative. I'm gonna put this away now Don't get twisted. He's a proper G on his facebook. There's a picture with two swords And you got a picture standing next to wil smith the wax version in madem two So I said fuck being lyrical this time fuck performing when I rap I'm just here to make you feel so insecure about the gap and with teeth like that I hope you never bite the hand that fucking feeds him But let me go on to what I really wrote down this evening So he used to be part of get slayed lyrical back All right, so he pulled up He was like, oh get slated Guess what I am on the floor. Then what they were like. Yes. So what then what when you get killed by rent You better not phone us Then he was like mate, it's serious. They found a picture about me talking about the penises And they told me to keep repeating it and I did but I told you to delete the shit So take it down or I'll turn it to the meanest prick and I'll fucking I'll fucking I'll fucking bite you You fucking see my teeth and shit I could tell you're from get slated because you say bars that are basic then have the cheek to explain it Like when you said these smoke will see blood now. That's a fake trip I'll beat you down then pick you up now. That's a facelift Then you said get connected with the map you will speak Make you leave don't come back. That's lunacy. You're fucking genius with the lyrics, but this is how I would have did it I'm not This is how I'm gonna end it though Time