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Judge Doom's Plot to Destroy Public Transit

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Published on Jun 1, 2010

My favorite thing about this movie is that the villain's evil plot is to bring about car culture in America. Watch and giggle/shiver. Read about Pacific City Lines, National City Lines, and the Great American Streetcar Scandal if you'd like to know more about its historical parallels.

This clip is posted as a de minimus, fair-use social commentary and film review.

Transcript:

DOOM: Can you guess what this is?

JESSICA: Oh my god, it's dip!!!

DOOM: That's right, my dear. Enough to dip Toontown of the face of the Earth! Vehicle of my own design. Five thousand gallons of heated dip, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes.

JESSICA: I suppose you think no one's going to notice Toontown's disappeared?

DOOM: Who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice when you're driving by at seventy-five miles per hour?

JESSICA: What are you talking about? There's no road past Toontown.

DOOM: Not yet! Several months ago I had the good providence to stumble upon a plan of the city council's. A construction plan of epic proportions. They're calling it a freeway.

VALIANT: A freeway? What the hell's a freeway?

DOOM: Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, straight, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past.

VALIANT: So that's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this freeway? I don't get it.

DOOM: Of course not. You lack vision. I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on. All day, all night. Soon where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food, tire salons, automobile dealerships, and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My god, it'll be beautiful.

VALIANT: Come on. Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the Red Car for a nickel!

DOOM: Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to. You see, I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it.

GREASY: What the…

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