 Projection if you will well today's topic of discussion will be police Navidad a.k.a. Merry Christmas, okay? Happy holidays, okay a k.a. criminal 85 south so it's kind of like our anniversary cuz I'm saying my bitches is Seven at this y'all at this at this the best The best is the same so ain't got a word about a bitch altering herself to be a seven See y'all got to be scared cuz y'all fucking die like oh this bitch might have fixed some shit up a Bitch ain't gonna fix up to be a seven We shout out black Christmas song. Yeah, can we just shout out in my mind Man, can you take a kid? Can we just shout out? First of all, hey, can I say that about that song that song so good today my favorite part to sing and that's not even words really Holds tougher than us Think about the coldest nights you ever went to the club you was fully dressed nigga with jeans on a coat a sweater It was holding that bitch with a little jacket and a mini skirt on yeah, and some fucking heels. Yeah No draw your bitch No, like a church or like on some business then they're so okay Tennis be hanging out titties hang out titties at the club titties be hanging out breast No, what's that church breast In your bathroom like a wicker basket And you give a shit that in your bathroom it didn't have both the extra flavors cuz you know they got like the fire in the ice My nigga yo, what are we doing? Don't walk in here no more. I know check check I Thought I'll get raw for me Like But you walking in again You need to come in here in the motel. I like shit We can't just be recording the show and then you just walk in or just the niggas say some Like I ain't even got my pencil on me home And then you in the nigga collar area too Almost in violation. I got the road is blunt quick. It's better Oh, check check one two one two one two check check Check check one two one two No Bruh, this nigga see we recording and then walk I don't know. I don't know if this this nigga part of the studio or what Man, we ain't been formally introduced I'll be the nigga that's walking up when I feel like you want to just see like he was all over me So excuse me Brother y'all really cookin. Let me walk in here Just your shit Y'all got us for Christmas I'm too though man. Oh, I'm trying to hurry up and roll up this good Christmas On the seventh time Okay Don't say nothing All right, there's six interruptions Man welcome back. This is a real nigga Christmas episode ain't nobody get shit It's actually Christmas Eve and we're gonna you know, we brought to go do a little more Christmas shopping got all Christmas looking I'm the type of dude that go out on the holiday season just to find all the money that was lost and dropped Keep your eyes on the floor You've been out with your family you plan on doing some shopping this holiday season be careful Don't keep reaching in your pocket. That's how you lose your money. That's the little Christmas blessings Yeah, you find them they fell out on somebody Somebody beat you to it and put their foot down first. I Gotta give my niggas a heads up though stay away from them gift cards if you find a gift card Don't be out there like that because you don't know if you might be the one who pick up the one that's hot And I don't want nobody to get jammed up with no fraud and then there you go Yeah, cuz fraud is still hiding these streets But I mean you know somebody who's still I mean you can buy it directly from the person who pulled the jug Gonna do all that now. I'm not about to tell you about to spend 25 dollars on the fit it on the gift card She what's on Marsha clothes anyway, she I don't know probably about eight or nine Really fall in love Oh, yeah, that's the only place I stop or tell the truth Marsha's gonna be hell No, bro Christmas falling off like a motherfucker But we ain't I'm talking about just in general, bro, they playing Travis Scott in Macy's right now Outsheet ain't nothing going on ain't no Christmas tree. No way. I ain't seen no Christmas day parade. I ain't seen no lights or nothing Coca-Cola ain't even gonna sell this Christmas She got quiet because everybody know we ain't even really seen the polar bears like that Christmas falling off America must not be great of me and yet Yeah, you know they again load here. Oh, yeah, that's a good little criminal Yeah, they really use You got a sacrifice somewhere. Yeah, I Like that mean I like that means where it was like bruh this gas too cheap this motherfucker probably sold the country You know what's crazy about this bruh the people who watching this show on YouTube they're gonna be like damn It took low 18 minutes to roll it blunt Right and then the blunt ain't gonna be up to they stand No No, yes, we do you Want it you want to lick it this way because you're gonna be talking this way You want to roll it this way Niggas say you make a mess Leave me the fuck alone man This is my little Christmas tree Go ahead. I got a finish this one. I'm gonna smoke this one. It's Christmas. We just gonna smoke blind Is that what it is? Don't pass it to nobody does outside of this spear. They have their own blunts. They gave it to me though Oh, okay, I put it back out there. Put it back in the atmosphere Somebody throw me a lighter man a criminal Merry Christmas man. Shout out to all the parents who made it happen who was hiding those gifts kids didn't find And it fucked up my reaction But he threw it in the lights he might be working for this nigga All the light-skinned niggas coming to sabotage the show design Now will be the perfect time to acknowledge the niggas in the comments I do not give a fuck about your comment. I don't give a fuck how big the blunts are you smoke? I don't give a fuck They be like, oh this nigga on these swishers smoke a back foot get on the raw paper hit the ball Stick it in the crack I don't smoke like you niggas man You probably you ain't smoking good at me bro, and then they be sending me snapchats up. Why he's a grown man We are not in weed competition Cuz when I get through smoking, we still gonna be hot you gonna be your hat I'm gonna be my like that's what is right Cuz a lot of these niggas don't have no confidence They need drugs and alcohol to turn into another motherfucker so they can do the shit that they too scared to do I've been peep game so long. You think they way like shit in these I didn't smoke back What is the argument for the shit why why backwood like nobody's made it seem right like I can't Shit I was out here when blunts was really pop when they first got popular It went through whole phases if you've been smoking long enough Niggas I remember I was out here. I was out here big swisher ever bruh big dumb ass Swisher the fat switch then what you know about the Swisher Kings with the leaf come on man You got a leaf on them. These were swishers white owls ill-product those You had to buy a whole big ass. What you call it the white owls when them shits was in the fat, too Man Me and this nigga remember we couldn't nobody roll Cigarillo. They thought that was talent Because it took a while from big swish of the Cigarillo nigga wasn't fucking with me We started being the price start going up a week and stop be able to get you a good little You know good little bag for twenty twenty five hours. Then it start going up Graham allowed a stretch of nigga three blunts. I know more This ain't no six. Yeah, I'm saying when it first came out I remember when they were piecing it off put that in there Nigga hit you with this, you know, I just I just bring a little bit on my me That was a thing I just I got a little perk and put that on there. I'm gonna forgive you a thumb there Under your thumbnail pieces this much weed they could be doing this shit Yeah, don't spurge it in there Can't let they go to waste you ever have a nigga ask you to match one and he had one to match Like you all you over match yourself cuz you gotta get him is the real or the roll up, right? Niggas need a little weed. They think you smoke. Yeah, I stopped why well, you know when I start doing the cocaine So basically you say you didn't already made it well, no, I thought I did that way I had to stop I mean you do cocaine you thought it was part of the game. Yeah What you doing we're trying to make it All the grays did it man On drugs damn, you don't think that's it What is you know what it is what it's too much bureaucracy Don't speak on it there No, I ain't going no details, you know the bill row. Oh there you go, man You want to be a roll? You don't want a beer on looking into you whatever be a row it is whatever be a row No, be a row. That's the problem. It's too much red. That's all that is it too much. Go straight to the source. Oh Man, it's never typical. Oh Now you just really been the radical with your thoughts that you just all love Well, hey, man, come on man. I mean right here. This is very dear politics. Oh, come on Don't start being irrational about this I digress Play you playing man. You're playing man. No, man. I'm serious. That's not being delusional, please Man, I can see right now. You're equilibrium. Oh You want to speak on equilibrium? You know lateral? Oh Clean I I hate I hate what you're inferring right now I can't are you implying that I'm withholding substantial amounts of information copious Copious amounts. I can't join in Lecivious some would say she didn't play right now. You've been real miscellaneous and you need to be really specific I know you're aware of this conglomerate. I am but I've been lethargic with my movements. Okay, but what I'm trying to get you to understand is the Almakamation Wow, I didn't come here to be argumented. I wish we have been inserted You're using a lot of demonstrative adjectives right now, and I'm getting agitated You're getting agitated. Oh, is that what it is? Well, you could be furious But the problem is no not gonna have substantial reason Aiming to be superfluous right now superfluous. That's that too superfluous Superfluous superfluous. Yes Cuz I'm an observation. Well, here's where my superior Wow, I'm not gonna We are having Congress. Yes, it seems to be a cognitive dissonance Which you possess I did not know that you came here to pontificate such artifacts with me today Oh, man, you are so play-doh like in your blatant plagiarism Ideas that have been regurgitated Through your ears Wow Wow, see you were talking so much shit your microphone even isn't even suspended anymore microphone It's not suspended. This is actually what I like to call an auditory receptor Wow Wow Expressing one's opinions in a way consider annoyingly pompous and dogmatic what pontificate Oh Listen, we have all been in a quagmire Such as our friend Nav here No, it wasn't it wasn't with the quagmire. It's just very compromising situation that he was speaking on It's similar to a swamp land or a marsh. Exactly one can't grab a foot in Exactly, bro, right You dig what he said, I know when I've been insulted Now one thing about Clayton English, he wouldn't use a sauce of such a low brow I would not come at you like that man We want to uplift Never uphold. Let's be diplomatic about this whole thing. Shall we? Oh It was great having this discussion with you guys, but we must move on to more intricate parts of the election Look, let's let's go there. You know, I would love to match wits on such a concussive level But I'd also like to Have an astral projection if you will well today's topic of discussion will be Felice Navidad aka Merry Christmas Okay, happy holidays, okay, aka criminal Chroma 85 South so it's kind of like our anniversary because you know we three cremes is in three Christmas Three criminal did we skip a criminal man? And then I did you start a what happened? We dropped right round criminal It was so it's a decidedly episode. Yeah, it's safe to say that three Christmas albums, right? Three Christmases three Christmas. That means is the people who've been watching this We remember when your baby was just speaking words now your baby talking talk Right, you remember that first year you ain't even buying shit. We didn't turn second graders to fifth graders Second to fifth what oh man if somebody started listening to this shit in 11th grade now They could do with the fuck they want. Oh, yeah They couldn't even smoke and watch this shit. Now they can smoke and watch the shit. They fucking they fucking they bother been fuck Yeah, but I'm saying but you know high school. You got a quick fuck cuz you ain't got but about four hours They fuck why the show? Yeah, they can stay naked. Yeah The difference in grown fucking and young fucking is the ability to keep your clothes. Oh, yeah grown fucking lit Yeah, you fucking so lit that I just what Jeff wait a little bit wait don't even rush I mean a bunch of fucking because it's better when you ain't got to be in a hurry. Whole house naked take your time Yo shit, even if it's just a dorm room. You're still no naked. It's your shit She neck it didn't got a sneak now, you know now you see why you fuck with You ain't even get a chance to soak her in when you had the quick fuck you had to pull off the floor Hey, hey your mama coming. Hey, you gotta keep your ears to the door Yeah, I'll put your shit back on Hop on your skateboard go wherever the fucking clothes do She gotta wash up. She gotta put clothes all the way to fuck back on to go wash up Not now. No, you just go right in there and wash up ass naked. You see that Important to washing up a lot of people skip that was well if she don't go, you know, just know You know what you should do do it as a unit go together. Oh the wash up together y'all just fucked all on each other I like the juices to sit on me for a little bit for a little bit All right Tell him he needed I'll tell you what the old nigga told me Vinegar turn cucumbers to pickles what you thinking to do to a pussy We out here eating pickle pussy won't nobody say nothing Ain't no I don't even like pickles And they're soaking it in the room Snatch it up Make it tight. That's what they be talking. They be advertising this shit It was just look careful. I knew somehow this was going to turn into pussy. I know it And we tried to destroy what you did though. Merry Christmas. Like how I get to this I don't that's just we just going through memories of 85 south shore I guess we really have taken this platform and showed them that the black male opinion Is valued people want to hear us Oh, yeah, all over the place man getting much love and then look Clayton right here Look, they be cussing us out every episode that you don't know look good Put me on some more I don't know what the answer no more maybe asking me shit. I'll be like man, look talk this much You know where I'll be this nigga come Atlanta Once every goddamn seven and a half weeks Don't say nothing just show up and just be in his regular rotation and then the next day be in LA No, I'm in LA, but I could be anywhere. They have a thing called planes What you gonna tell me about that? I'm everywhere. I know them everywhere. Look man, you know, I'll be here soon Tell them where you been though. No, I've been all those stuff Netflix watch the fix. It's a show on there right now plug myself. That's on Netflix. That's it really I'll be seeing the DL on that too. What's that you was wearing the suit on? Well, thank you. I was wearing a suit. What's that? Is that the Netflix show? I don't think I was wearing those suits. What you what you heard You talking about like a suit like the court. It was a show. You know, you had a suit I think he was hollering at a white bitch at a party or something. Hey, man He was acting. That might not been a movie I can not right now. That might just be how it is. What is this? What's in the tank, bitch? What story was this? You watching somebody live. I thought you just seen the princess naked and I was like, look, man, look, what is wrong with you? That was that ugly Christmas sweater. Hey, man, you crazy, my man I don't see you in the suit, you hollering at a white bitch. What are we doing right now? On Christmas, we gotta get this shit up for the years. Hey, speaking of over with a big set up. Much love to that boy offset, man. This nigga's in pain back on y'all. Y'all won the first round. AP Bio. Yeah. See, and you and you think he's You gotta apologize for that. No, because she's she's asian, but you I get it. I get it. What? But you had the suit on. Yeah, I had a suit. See, I went tripping. Look, man, you went tripping. You was right. When you said I was hot at the white bit at the party, I was thinking more Reese. I was like, my bad. I just be one. You was hollering at it though, right? Joe, thanks for looking at it. I had a foot fetish. I had a toe fetish. You see how they make you look crazy. But if Joe wouldn't have pulled that up, he would have been saying, man, low behave. On the last old button, you know what I mean? And then he went right after the bar where he was like, something I get on the plane too. I was like, what the ****, I didn't want to re-wrap your schedule for this ****. We're in front of a wall. You think I asked you to come in for this **** after you've been hollering at white bitches in this ****? Come on, man. That's right. I'm thinking this ****. I'm thinking he left us at this ****. You think I'm going to tell you to leave this beautiful ****? Hey, man, come down here on some under some **** ****. He's probably already bad though. He got to wear a sweater. He got to get out of his suit. He got to get out of his suit. You're going to hear the **** he tell me what he's doing when I call him. I'm like, what the ****? We might, we're going to Chicago where the **** might do something. I don't know. Then 2,000 people show up and they make it look like I ain't call you. I'm like, man, I don't need to wear a tennis shoes. I just had a suit on. This **** had on a suit and a white bit where Hollywood is comfortable enough to let you be in a scene with a white bitch. I'm not licking her feet. That's an Asian lady. That's even better. It ain't no other level. I've been doing that with white bitches. I'm about to call him and interrupt this beautiful ****. You on TV back and **** the Karate Kid sister and I'm like, hey man, come over here and rap with us right quick. Who's the Karate Kid now? They giving him Netflix pussy. He got a love scene and **** and they got to pull this shirt off. Hey Clay, ride to Oklahoma with me. What the **** I sound like? He's so humble. He's so humble. He embarrassed now. He ain't even thinking. He don't think about that ****. No, because y'all n****s make it up **** once a year. He just pulled the **** off. And he plugged a new show on Netflix. He ain't got 2 Netflix shows. Ain't no tellin' who we hollin' that on that one. Netflix, I tried to pitch this **** to him. They were like, I don't know. We'll see. What about the show? Moving in white. But you couldn't do your **** but he could be kissing a white ****. You think he told Netflix about his part in them? You think he brought us up? When you over there with Amy Amorello? Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. We're gonna talk about bring up. No, n****. Y'all done wrote me out the history of this show. No the **** we did. Bring up. Wait a minute. You had your parking. You had your parking. Now you talk about bring up. Bring it up. I bring y'all up. N****, do you have any times I've had to defend you from what you call it? White people like, oh well he's a, I don't think she likes me. I'm like, I'm like, I don't know. It's probably a discommunication or whatever. But I think it would be a great platform. Y'all n**** don't bring up. No, no, no, no. Don't even go with the bring up. Because n****s had told me, n****s had told me I wasn't on the show in the comment. You ain't never been on the show in the comment. You don't talk about me. That's what the street was saying. Oh, you know the comments? You see the comment? You were never there. I've been watching from the beginning. Even if you ain't here, I'm going to make sure it's a goddamn clip or you in every **** n****. If you post that with the show coming out, it's in the goddamn video. Right, Clayton. Look at this shit. Look at this wall. This ain't flat. Don't talk about the bring up. Ain't no bring up. Can you put some graphics behind it? Ain't no bring up. What did they actually say that you were never on the show like that? If we talking about bring up, these n****s don't bring me up about nothing. These n****s be like, 85, 70 million. We started in the 80s. You know, it's just us three, man. 80s and young n****s on the block. It was 89. If you ever seen the Bronx tail. We started out. I was like Sonny. You started out on the set of do the right thing. Don't tell me about bring up. And n****, it take one day to shoot some ****. See how they do you, bro? You see how y'all do me. Y'all just did me. No. Y'all tried to do me here. I'm being neutral right now. Like you was talking about you wearing the suit and you brought it to this. You never. No, no, no. Y'all brought it to that. Y'all brought it to that. Y'all brought it to that. And kissing the white bitch. Because it's not a white bitch. The Asian. It's not a white bitch. It's the Asian woman. Pardon me. It's the Asian woman. It's the Asian woman. It's the Asian woman. Asian female. Wow. No, because it's got a face now. Do you see how this. Oh, yeah. See how she got a face now. She got a face now. She's got a turbulent. She's got a face now. I ain't calling nobody no **** now. We can't leave that shit in 2018. Hose too. Because who are we to judge Hose? It's already been said. But I don't mean it in the whole term when I call somebody a ho. You judge Hose by whether or not a woman owns a coat. Hose don't have coats. They always have coats now. Hose will never have coats. No, they got jackets. Wow. They got jackets. Now that's a big difference. Yeah. Hose don't own coats. Coaches for the season. Your mama had a coat. Oh, yeah. And she made you wear a coat. My mama had a coat. Like, because if mama wasn't. See once you become a mother, you have to apply to be a lady. Like whatever you did up until that point. It can be retro. As you put that coat on, your whole phase is on. Right. Because once you get a coat, you gotta go get your first coat. Because even when you got, when you were a lady and ****, they were like, hey man, your mother was a ho. And she was like, hey, my kid's over here. So look, is the jacket you stepping out your whole phase? Is the jacket you stepping out your whole phase? No. The jacket is just, jacket, it don't even be their jacket. The jacket is the longing for a coat. Oh, yeah. It'll be a n***a jacket that left, they left over there one time or some ****. It don't fit her. It's an echo jacket. This some of the **** that people gonna say. Hose tougher than us. Think about the coldest nights you ever went to the club. You was full of dress n***a with jeans on, a coat, a sweater. It was hoes in that **** with a little jacket and a miniskirt on and some **** heels. Yeah. No thrones. Your **** n***as couldn't have made it. They can't, they can't wear them clothes. It ain't a n***a who believe in his legs that much that would have washed shorts to the club on a cold night. It ain't no n***a. N***a T.O. wouldn't have did that ****. Shannon Shaw wouldn't have did that ****. They can nobody with nice legs. N***a, they add **** when they play in the club. Yo, no n***a believe in his legs that much. ****, these hoes got to see my calf. N***a ain't wearing no pants. Even n***as who play basketball had a whole warm up on till they gotta get in the game. Come on, man. And they in the stadium. I gotta go in this mother ****. Right, hoes for the water uniform from the house. Because the 12th man, he keep his suit on the whole time. Hoes don't have coats. Damn, we should do a coat drive for the hoes. If you want to stop being a ho, come on down. They grab one of these coats. Hey, we can't call them hoes though. Or not. We can put it in tight. Why not? They got slip walks in there. Be a warm and coat drive. No, coats for hoes. No, no. But come, leave your pants behind coat drive. Why you got to bring, it's too long. That's too long. That's going to sound like a charity that's still in money. All right, but look, we need a tag line. No, but every charity with a long name still in money. We need a tag line. The United Negro College Fund. When the **** you ever seen some United Negroes besides this ****? Why we still in Negroes? You ain't never seen no, you ain't never seen three or more Negroes who got some money together they got along. They all fall out. United Negro College Fund. They ain't even seen me a letter when I graduated. You ever get some money from them? No. I think you got to do real good. I'm still trying to think of the name, bro. I'm bad. No, just, I think coats for hoes just keep it short. But you don't want too many hoes coming because then they just coming for the coat. It's not about the hoes that's going to come. Think about the people who going to donate to coats for hoes because it's a good cause. They be like, I do that. I donate to coats for hoes. Yeah. But some of them don't want us, they're not ready to get a coat. So are we getting, like, is it new coat? Hell no. Or is new English too? Hell no. They got to be new because it's a fresh start. Well, both of y'all said two different answers. That's why, that's why like rich motherfuckers give a bitch a coat. You know, when they get a bitch, they give them like a fur coat to put it over. Oh, we ain't giving out no kind of a coat. No, no, but that's what I'm saying. That's, they way of being like, hey, you ain't a ho-lomo. Oh, yeah. Here go your coat. Remember good fellas, when they all, there you go, stop being a ho-lomo. I think the coat, the coat has a different meaning to, because they do like to wear our coats and shit. Well, let me know, cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to Marshall's in a minute. I can already get three coats. I don't believe you. Well, I get three coats. They don't need new coats. Well, if you get three coats, I will match your three coats, and I will see you three more coats. All right, same no more. Like, ain't gonna be no good coats now. But that's the thing though, man, when they come to hoes, I'm not just fucking with all of them, man. I got a specific type of hoes that I'm gonna choose that need help. I don't wanna help some of them hoes. I don't. See, I quietly got, cause y'all agree in your subconscious, but all them hoes, it's not worth helping. What's the rule with hoes for them to enter the hoes? Ugly hoes. First of all, nothing. Okay. Nothing. I have no sympathy for you. You can't get nothing. Because ugly hoes do things that make them uglier. Like if you were ugly, why you need bright pink hair, green hair, blue? Why would you attract more attention to your hoes? I don't think you could discriminate with hoes. You ever seen that one? You gotta include them all. The ugly ones gotta be. Not me. You definitely, you could operate that branch of the chain. No, I'm just saying, cause these hoes at the end of the day. So it's gonna be different coasts, y'all. See, I'm being gonna be different. See, right now I'm going over there. At the end of the day. At the end of the day. You all know we're complaining to you. It's gonna be too much, because it's gonna be too much of a process. You gotta see what this bitch look like without makeup. This bitch look like you talking about genuine. That's what I'm saying. So you can't discern them. I want to see your average. However you show up, that's going to be your representation of what you've been in these streets doing. So show up, no coat. How you are. Right. Now I say where the coat you've been wearing, so we can see how much help you need. We really have taken this way too far. Do we have refreshments for the hoes? We should. We should. We gotta agree to something. You guys keep disagreeing about it. And I'm lost. I'm with the snack. Okay. Because I know how old he's been about snacks. So he gotta tell us why he's saying no. Because this nigga cold hearted he really the grinch. He's really trying to trap these hoes. But he just want to include all the, he want to include all the hoes, but don't want to be in snacks. No, I'm just trying to find. The line going to be long. Fam, if we include everybody, we can't have snacks. We're going to have snacks if we cut out. I didn't say they have their own snack. We have one guy on the whole line. And it's a rest haven. And it's a rest haven. Now it's a rest haven. Now we give them bitches coats and snacks. No, nigga. One guy on the whole line. We are supposed to be me on brown as a hood, passing out turkeys. It gets a little creepy. Get a coat, bitch. Get a coat. Get a coat. Let's go. Drive away. But Clay, you don't. Now that he's got snacks. You think it's small, man. I'm thinking a bigger picture. Like, why is the kickback? It's the whole party. No. I'm tired of this nigga, man. This nigga stupid. So now the hoes like, man, shout out to these niggas. They doing the car. No, nigga. Good. No. That's what we doing it for, Clay. Oh, OK. All right. All right. All right. You too humble. You don't even want to get the recognition for changing the whole line. No, no. I want the recognition. But y'all got to go. It's a rest haven now. So get that coat and they just drive off. Now it's a rest haven. Now you ain't poses in this bitch. They're having a good time. Outnumbering us. Snacks eating the coat. What a coat on. I can't even fuck all the hoes. Now, how many hoes? How many hoes? How many hoes. It go to the patio. How many hoes you think it's going to take to survive 2019? How many hoes you think you're going to need personally? What? Hoes? Me? I don't know. I'm done. Women. Bitches with coats and jobs. He got this suit. I'm here all now. Your suit don't change. Then change. See? See? No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't with the church. I didn't got that Jezebel. Spirit. Spirit. OK. Loosed. So from my body. So we leaving hoes. Right here at this moment. We leaving them. It's been. It's still 6-4-9. Exactly. 6-4-9. Got to get that hoes spirit up off you. Up out. You got your hoes spirit off. I don't have time, man. My hoes spirit 3-4 is gone. Because black men don't cheat. Oh, no. But I'm still like that. So why did Cardi B had to take Offset back? I mean, if you think about it, Cardi B is a very strong woman, bro. And Offset is a great man. If he can forgive her. But catching him cheating. They supposed to be together. Now that's just what the street said. Don't quote me on that. Because I don't think he did nothing. Amen. I could tell he was video shopped in that shit. Right. In that video? Yeah. I think that shit is old. I think that shit is old. That's some old shit. It looked like it was daytime. These new Apple. You can't tell the old shit from the new shit. You could do all that shit. You got to be old. That's probably 2, 3, 4 years old, bro. They wouldn't even call them Offset. That's too much at one time. That man in the studio, he working with Quavo. Then he working with Take Off. Then he working on his shit. Then he got them doing Migo shit. Features. Videos. The baby. Where is the time? Man, he so focused on getting Cardi B. Just like that dude treat everybody like he was Travis Scott. You didn't see that? They thought Travis Scott was kissing that big booty girl. Then find out it was a dude playing the prank on the internet. They know way, bro. It's too Take Off-Sense. It got to be... She claimed it and didn't even know. Offset didn't even drop it out. Come on, man. So I saw him come back. He came on stage. She... That's how he got her back, right? He didn't give her back. She was mad about that. Yeah, she was still mad. They said that that was selfish and that was just showing how the male ego worked. You think you can just interrupt and you fuck with it. Show up to your job. Right. They didn't approve. And then that's when he came back and hit him with the Y-1. Then I felt like... He said Y-1. Yeah, he was like... He gave up? Because this... He almost gave up on love. He almost gave up on love as a black man. But see that open her eyes. It opened his too. It opened his. Because she ain't heard him talk like that before? Yeah, he's like, oh, this nigga get some balls. He don't give a fuck. Anytime a nigga talking to his boy, shake it like that. That nigga's mean, man, bro. That's right before a nigga about to cry, bro. How you say it in Los Angeles? I'm sorry, man. That's enough. Anytime a nigga, boy. How did it get? I thought he wasn't serious. Think about it in your life. I thought he wasn't serious, bro. I thought he was just... I thought he was playing, bro. He didn't plan it out, I think. He thought when she saw the rose, she was going to be screaming. He didn't think he was going to have to say nothing. That's the thing. He forgot the way he was fucking just now. He thought he was going to have to say nothing. Yeah, okay. So he rolled it out and it was what he said. Wait, wait. Y'all, look, I was running over the most important part of this shit. What's the part? Now, he did the public apology on stage with the flowers and shit, all these flowers. He forgot who he was fucking with. One thing that every hood nigga know about hood chicks, they don't like no fucking flowers, man. He spent a lot. But they don't like flowers because that's a gift that they can't fucking show off. They're like, okay, what else? Nigga, ain't no other gift. Flowers are not the gift but they got themselves. So what else could he brought to the show? Nigga, something else. The flowers got to be around the shoes and balls. You got to buy a physical gift. Nigga, don't be out here buying flowers just by themselves unless it's like winds did some shit. Unless you send them to work on like a Valentine's Day. When you fucking with your own lady, man. But I'm saying flowers gotta, if you're sending flowers by themselves, it got to be sent to the crib or sent to the job. You can't just show up with flowers and nothing else. No teddy bears, no necklace, no earrings. Yeah, he showed up like these. He used to date back in the day. No, he ain't got no phone and shit. Nigga, you're supposed to show up with some flowers and some hoops and some candy and some mother shit. Flowers go with about three, four other goddamn gifts, man. When your old lady catch you cheating, you got to start being a better kid. Come on. He was supposed to give her a fucking box of money and some shit. They forget about that shit. She a hood bitch. You think he should, I would have showed up with 300,000 in a fucking Nike shoe box. Man. It wouldn't even show up there. I would have had a rubber band round that motherfucker. I would have sent one of the dancers. Oh, just a hoops. Hey, hey, hold up before you leave. Hey, wait. Cardi, don't act like everybody dancing this shit. Is she about to get off? Thank y'all. Wait, wait, wait. It's a gift for this nigga. He's sorry y'all bad. Put that shit with some other shit. Give her a bag. Come on. And then she got a bad brush. She's still hood. That's all she like is money and gifts and shit. Hood bitches need some. I'm telling you, man. I'm about to start up a therapy session for ghetto couples. I don't want that. I want to be able to get out of there with us. I can teach niggas how to deal with the average shit, bro. I don't know about these new Instagram women. Stay out of that, bro. I don't even know if that puts it real no more. They got everything else. They filtering all this shit, man. Bro, it's face tone. It's three-fold filters. It's a Snapchat filter. These bitches really think they look like cute baby deers. Man, we got to get the fuck out the streets, man. They having surgery on every goddamn thing. They looking more and more alien like the, you know that movie, Species? Amen. How the species bitch was like, she was bad, but she looked a little, her eyes was too far back, a little bit. Bro, don't be like in no chick pictures if she don't have no throwback Thursdays, man. Throwback? No. We talking about all the way back. That's how they begin trick. Come on, man. Who she used to be in high school, bro. That's why I don't even push out the top. You better stop. No, I'm saying that's how at least I know it. You think you can recognize real pussy from Bill Pussy? You think you can identify organic pussy? Oh, I know how fake pussy tastes. It's too late then. You're going to tell him or you're going to figure that out. Oh, no, man. How you know how fake pussy tastes, bro? I know it doesn't taste like the real pussy. And how do you know this? What a fucking question. Because you just tricked me into some shit, man. No, you said that shit, but you got there and said, man. I said I'm eating pussy tonight to get fucked up. That's what I'm telling you. Stop doing that. You're not listening. And then you said you know what fake pussy tastes like. No, I said I know what real pussy tastes like. Oh, I know how fake pussy tastes. Do you know the fuck you did? No, I claim the fuck he says he know what. I've been neutral. You be neutral. Now, tell the truth. Tell the truth, Clay. What did he say, bro? What I say, Clay? You know what fake pussy tastes like. No, no, no. Don't get no hits. That's what you just said. I know it don't taste like real. You said I know it don't taste like real. Oh, I know fake pussy tastes. I tricked you. No, no, I see what it is. I see what the fuck it is. I saw you nudging and all that shit. Oh, nigga, no. You eat fake pussy, bro. No. I eat real pussy, but I know what real pussy tastes like. And if I ate fake pussy, I say this don't taste like real pussy. And then what you going to do? Because it's too late, then. Don't even answer that, because I don't want to. No, because you don't want to be in a home. Shit. I didn't put you with nothing. You chose your own words. You tell them. You the one who jumped out there saying you eating pussy off top. You didn't do it. No investigation. Off top mean immediately. You ain't studied. I'm saying that's a part of my foreplay. Okay. I don't know why you out here foreplaying with... But the pussy real. What's the end of it? I don't have to think about shit. I'm good. And I'm going to say this and we're going to end the conversation. I told you, man, if she don't have no throwback, I'm not on you and claim level. So the bitches I'm fucking with, I know they ain't tricking nobody, because I can tell like, bitch, you can't alter to get this. So I'm comfortable with the bitches I'm fucking, and I can eat fake pussy off top. Okay. I know they don't... Now you see what I'm saying. Now I see what you're doing. Okay, yeah, I'm not fucking y'all caliber. What you talking about? I'm saying my bitches is seven at best. Y'all fucking at best. The best is a seven. The best is a seven. So I ain't got to worry about a bitch altering herself to be a seven. See, y'all got to be scared because y'all fucking dying. Like, oh, this bitch might have picked some shit up. A bitch ain't going to fix up to be a seven. Not unless she started off as a full three. Now you want to fuck up. I'm not telling you my method. A three? So you said a three? Hold up, bro. I think that's most of them. When your chick get all the way fast, she a seven at her best. With everything on? Yeah. And I can say that, and I don't feel no type of way. I don't care if y'all judge me or not, and I'm good with that. I'm judging you. No, I can't. Me and my bitch, we go to Olive Garden. Don't nobody judge me. I ain't got to worry about nobody. I'm my bitch all the way to the seat. But this 2018, Loaton, now next year, when you might ask me, it might be up to 8.3. So it ought to be like, I'm at it by level right now. So you saying they don't even look two times at it. They just be like, oh, she was hearing me through with that. No, they'll like. Like, it ain't worth you not paying attention to your old lady when we walk past. I can't, bro. I don't have the oxygen right now. No, I'm done with you, man. So my even push out the top, now you get what I'm for. I don't judge you. Do your thing. I appreciate it. That's all I ask. You ever hit a dime? Have I ever hit a dime? Yeah, but. To you. Oh, nah, she was a dime for real. The street certified. Yeah, it went no shit to brag on. Seven-head belt. You know what I'm saying? A lot of niggas done hit her, but you know. It was just my turn. So he ain't like, oh, damn, there I hit the dime. Like, my fucking right about time, you hit her. Right. Like, you know what I'm saying? All of us done hit a dime. Wow. I caught that a week ago. She was a dime, though. Yeah, she was definitely a dime. Street certified. Yeah, she was a dime. It went no to brag about. Well, to y'all, because y'all, when y'all go around, you know what I'm saying? If y'all go around and y'all can hit a two, but I'm not gonna hit a two. I'm good. I don't care. If you didn't have her, I don't want her. All this because I said about my seven-commit? Yeah. I'm saying, no, I'm saying, okay, let me clean this up. I average seven at best. I don't win over sevens, but that ain't my regular. That's not your norm. That ain't my norm. That ain't where you, that ain't your, that ain't your. Yeah, that's not my ballpark. Like, you know what I'm saying? I might hit a double. You know, I consistently get on base. Right. Bro. By hitting singles and doubles. I might fuck up and hit a home run every nine, then, but when I walk up to the back, you ain't thinking over there. How was your year? I'll never get on one. You had a good year? This year? Overall. I'm a six-ish. That's what you would give it over all. I'm about to tell you my chat. What is all that you want to laugh about, man? That man asking these serious questions, you over there all that damn laugh. No. So tell me that. Am I coming here to lie or tell y'all the fucking truth? Do your thing. Because if I tell you the truth, and then they can keep laughing, what the fuck are we going to talk about? All right. Fuck that nigga, man. I ain't hit him with the Kodak, man. Niggas trying to suck it. I'm going to walk out. One thing we were talking about on the show today, that for some reason I just have a hunch that you would care about me. The idea that landing on the moon was a conspiracy. Kodak, do you believe that our moon landing in 1969 actually took place? What the fuck y'all talking about? Do you believe they went to the moon? Man, that's bullshit, too. The moon landing. That's bullshit, too. I'll talk about something else. Well, I was saying, I think we don't have to talk about nothing else. We could be dumb right here. All right, I'm going. That's a bummer. Fuck that. Hey, man. Everybody going to have to edit this outside. I'm kind of wondering what your scale is, bro, because a six for the year? I said six-ish. Six-ish for the year. Six-five, six-six. Out of ten? But I've been in a relationship, too, man. So I really couldn't been. For real? I really ain't been able to do what I wanted to do. You put your girl on your social media. No. Why not? Why you hiding your woman? All right, not because of that, because my other bitch gone. I got, right now, I got two sevens. Four sevens? So I got a 14. This nigga got a 14, bro. Nigga, are you a legend low-key in the hood, bro? Two sevens equals 14, man. Three sevens, that's a jackpot. And that's 21, bro. I got two Colin Kaepernicks. Okay, damn, bro. You're going to make the playoffs either way. Oh, yeah. Some niggas ready to make the championship. I ain't got a championship team. What they say, don't never put all your eggs in one bag. Why not? I know I'm going to have to move some pieces eventually. But you know what? But the team mentioned right. So why you give yourself six-ish? You. Because he's smart, bro. For a year. The maintenance on a dime, that maintenance. And let me, let me collaborate on that. You want to fuck with a chick. She know she fan. She got options. All got niggas better than you. Y'all got to go eat good. Niggas better than you. All day pitching them. Sometimes I just want to chill and like let's just pull up J.R. Creeks. I ain't got Papadome in it. Niggas having a dime is just like parking a new guard in the hood, man. Somebody that might still be in the middle. But when I say six-ish, don't think like it's just, the six-ish be with me. They do. Why are you doing them like that, bro? Though you know that's how you get a dime, you got to have something to get something. Like when they see you out here with your six, treating them like a dime, they going to get jealous and be like, don't treat that under bitch like that. I go out with my sevens. You don't think you going to be out with nothing lower than a seven? Well, I have, but I ain't making it look like a date. Why are you out here hiding bitches, man? Like, you see how we just sitting here like that? Me and the bitch just at the ball watching the game like that. Together. Together, but not together. So if you see me with it, you're like, oh, now it's in there with it a little partner. Like, it's like me or Johnny. Whoa. That's the safe way. You said separate. Y'all don't even walk in together. Oh, no. Right. Right. You be like, you go ahead in. And I don't go sit straight by. Like, I'm like, let me go to the bathroom right quick. So she already sitting there. So she pick out what we sitting at and I go just sit in. And then you just come out and like, oh, hi, what's up? And play that shit off. That's crazy. Because you don't want to be seen with the, because you got a brand you care about. Well, not just that. I don't just want the room to get out. Oh, now fuck this ugly bitch. And when that's not the truth, but it's kind of. Why you give a fuck? Why you give a fuck when people say, man, look, I don't, I don't care, but I don't want that to be the rumor. Bro, you ever be at a low point in your life, man, you get some pussy and you don't give a fuck. You just like, well, whatever. She saved me from myself. Man, I'm gonna tell you. She gave me some pussy with what none. It was just ugly bitch. Her pussy was so good. I knew she had me fucked up because I let her meet my mama and shit. No, you didn't. Man, my mama, my mama came. She called me to the bed. She was like, who is that? What did she say? How she said? She was like, who is that? Like she said it like that. All right, with that Andreana, she was like, y'all not going steady or you know how old folks are. Y'all not going steady or y'all like, I was thinking about it. She was like, son, you need to focus more on your work. She was that bad, bro. Them little fast ass girls, bro. She had a nice ass shape though. But growing up, then old women say the meanest shit about, leave them little hot ass girls alone. And it might be her niece. Oh my God. She a little bad ass. So she was bad, but she was, uh, for real? She had a nice shape. She had a nice, like I'm saying, like if I had to describe like how she looked, like she got a nice shape. But you wouldn't say nothing about her face. Period. Right after that. That's fucked up. You ever think about the other side, the chick who got in trouble for fucking with you? Fucking with us. Nigga, we was the niggas they did. We didn't get approved a lot of times. But she's straight now though, like, I say this, Clay, when you catch her, when she had the microbes, oh, okay. Clay knew you ever called a chick and her mama answered the phone on some mean shit. She can't come to the phone right now. Hang up real bad. Don't say shit else. Like your mama mean. This back in the day. And don't call back. Yeah. And this was back in the day. My mama ain't never seen you before. She just didn't approve of your voice. How you answer the question? You can call as nice as you want. You ain't speaking to her. Hey, how you doing? It's such a set. Be sitting right there. She got chores to do. She washing dishes. Damn. She studyin' like you need to be. Like you need to be. Bitch, that's your ass over there. Don't call my house after 6.30. What the fuck? You just got home. I'm really trying to answer my place. The homework was on. I just got to the house. Who mean ass parents, man? Don't be them. Damn, man. It's all, it's Christmas and a half. Man. This clock is ticking. Okay, man. It's like the ghosts of Christmas. I hate to do this shit. But I'm gonna put my hood on for this because I'm about to start some shit. I hate to do it, but I gotta ask y'all. Because y'all the niggas here. New year's resolution. None. That's your new year's resolution? Yeah, because you ain't figure out solutions from last year. So you might as well just do the shit you supposed to been doing the whole goddamn time. Damn. That's how I'm going on. I don't know why you always got to get astronomical and philosophical. But here we are again. Yeah, man. I mean, people say the same shit every year. Oh, man, this year my year. Well, who the fuck year was it last year? Huh? Man. Did they give you a call and let you know? My fuckers be like, oh, I'm gonna get it together, man. You know, putting a goddamn... I'm gonna get it in. Get what in? What is there to get in? What are you talking about, man? If you don't get specific and have some goddamn shit and goals and knock off some shit on the checklist. Bro, this nigga go deep. You gotta... Hey, let me ask you this. What do you think niggas mean when they say... I'm trying to get like you. Man, that's just some more shit to say. See, I'm trying to... So look, what I didn't realize is... Go ahead. A lot of this shit people say is regurgitate. But it has place and it has value. But you gotta talk to different people, man. You gotta listen to different people's point of view. It's only so much not that you're gonna be able to get, man. Black people, we gonna tell us... You got a problem. We just gonna say, hey, man, look, shit. Goddamn, do you? What the fuck else know I was gonna go in and do somebody else? How the fuck did the term no cap come to me out there? The slogan of capping ass people. It's the most capping ass thing. That's when you know they lying when they say no cap. It's the new real talk. One hundred. Yeah, it's the new that. Fuck with you the long way. Only niggas who 32 and up say that now. It'll die out next year. No cap? Yeah, it'll die out next year. Niggas, you really been out here in these Atlanta streets if you remember when Niggas said, shit, I fucked with you the long way. Long way. Long way. The long way. Young L.A. J. Money. All work. No play. But we the long way. Man. Here it is. Shout out to Pee Wee Long Way. Yeah. Master Pee Wee got to hook up. He should run. And he'll show you how to cook up. Mr. Ice Cream Man. Mr. Ice Cream Man. That's right. That's a lot of legends out here in the ATL streets. They be forgetting about Rich Homie Kwan every year and I have to remind them. It's about Rich Homie Kwan time. Christmas? That's what time Rich Homie Kwan start cooking up some Rich Homie Kwan shit. You don't believe me? Watch. By the time this episode come out. Rich Homie Kwan. Rich Homie Kwan. You always speak on him low. That's one of your favorite ones. Because I've been knowing what the streets about to happen, bro. I'm telling you what I'm talking about. What's about to happen in the streets? Man, what's coming for 2019? Yeah. What a song that. What's the safe bet? Who else is a safe bet? To blow in 19. I should. So you want to do like a black people stock option type? All right. So these are the black people who are going to be making all the noise 2019. They already got it set up. Cardi B going to fuck them up the same way that she did this year. Okay. Okay. Because she doing the shit the right way. That's a safe bet. That's a safe ass bet. Okay. The crazy part is Meek Mill about to take the whole wave, right? Because he already got all the attention. So he about to drop some more shit right back behind that. Rick Ross got an album that's about to come out. That's going to be crazy as hell. He about to do the Rick Ross shit. It's about to be a whole bunch of people who really getting their shit together this year. Because everybody like damn, the drugs done scared a lot of motherfuckers. These young niggas, they leave. So D-type, they about to go in the rehab you think? Not rehab, motherfuckers about to quit. Stop. Because they see other motherfuckers getting real money and growing up and being them. Because the thing, you don't see the wave. Niggas is back having girlfriends and shit. Can't fuck all these hoes because they telling everything. It's too expensive. Telling everything. Yeah, they telling everything. And then these young niggas, they scared of these drugs because these drugs really killing motherfuckers. So a lot of motherfuckers about to stop that weed about to get back popular again amongst the young niggas. They smoke weed but in, you know, addition too. So who coming out of nowhere? What's a little buddy named? Ask what the perc said in the video. You seen that shit? Ah, out there. That's the fucked up thing though. The pills ain't really about to go nowhere. But niggas about to start doing other pills. He was like, nah, I ain't addicted to that one. He's like, you crazy? Not the one that had them niggas falling asleep. That's some other shit. Now, that's some scary shit. Them niggas ain't gonna, when one motherfucker fall out, they're gonna be like, okay, good. Now, who you think coming out of nowhere? Yeah. All these niggas coming out of nowhere because they got to hold another wave that they create separately before they even, before the mainstream even hear about them. The internet already fucking with them. Blueface about to fuck the game up. Because he know how to get the people talking about his shit. The blueface nigga who be rapping all crazy. Yeah, I ain't checking much. You see? I see, he from Cali or something, right? Yeah. Yeah. Sauce Walker out of Houston. He got the Jay-Z cosine. Oh. Yeah. Nipsy about to fuck the game up some more. Currency about to drop a whole bunch of shit. You about to see a lot of people getting back in touch with the fans, man. It ain't about being doing the big shit no more. People gonna just try to get back into the intimate. Future left down this year. Future didn't let you down. It wasn't future. It's not future season. It's cold, bro. Future dropped early in the year. And then plus everybody... You dropped, you gave a gun. 31 days. Yeah. Let's see, look. Breeze mode too. What was that? Future have to step back to let you hear all the niggas trying to sound like Future. So you can really appreciate when he come back out. It's a lot of motherfuckers who took the whole future shit and ran with it. So when he come back out, he got to make sure he hit you with the real shit. It's kind of like niggas be, you know, like young Drow. Young Drow ain't about to be out here all up in your face. But when he come, he going to give you some shit you can appreciate. What about, okay. So what's up? They going to work the shit out of Jacquees in 2019. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. You said you did it yourself. But he said that shit. Now they going to make him prove it. And then he going to do all that work. And then they still ain't going to give him the shit, the proper credit right then. But he going to work his ass off. He got to face some kind of allegation. What's the best outcome for Jacquees? Man, come on, man. What he going to do? Like the Trey songs? This will have a strong air Chris Brown years. He can't pull that off. He didn't understand that everybody was fucking with him. And then he just kind of went left. Yeah. So when he said that everybody, it's just like niggas was watching from the distance. And then when he said that shit, they were like, oh man, let me go highlight this nigga. Because he about to go the wrong way. He going to fuck up. But he not changing. Right. He not backing off there. But controversy ain't the way to go with R&B. It's not the rap game. You see how many people got in their feelings? Like for real. Right. Nigga keeps sweating. Nigga keeps sweating was by this team. Keep sweating, man. Oh, you motherfucker. Ooh. This is how you look. You motherfucker. He probably went back and sung one of his old songs. There you go telling me no again. When a nigga talk to you like that, he mad. Man, that nigga keeps sweating. Gangsta, that nigga sung a Nino Brown wind, bruh. He was singing in fucking New Jack City. The wind had got shut up. He was, oh, he sweat was in that moment. He sweat was in that big bruh. Come on. Come on. And survive. And survive. He sang his way about that bitch. Come on, man. And save the baby. Remember Nino Brown, we're in the little girl mode. Oh, that G money grab. Grab the nigga and try to protect herself. I ain't showin' how to keep sweat, man. Motherfucker. Man, they about to fuck R. Kelly. They about to expose R. Kelly all 2019. Speaking of the King R&B shit. What's the next allegation for him? Uh-uh, they got the Lifetime series coming out the three-day special where all his victims about to speak out about it. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, they do. They do. They got a commercial in every day. Nigga, but I'm saying, I can't understand, but a three-day. Three days. Hold up, let me change. What's it called? What's it called? Hold up, let me change what I said. They not about to fuck up R. Kelly. They about to, well, they're about to expose him some more. The truth when it come to life. It's about to come out. All the nasty shit he did. And it take three days to do all this. That's how nasty it is. And they call it surviving R. Kelly. Surviving R. Kelly. That's what we got. Bruh, it's curtains. It's meat curtains. Literally. If this man bouncing about a three-day series. He not bouncing back, though. He a fan. What the fuck? This is the nail in the car. That's how to be real. That's how to, that's how to, that's how to, that's how to report. I'm going to be looking through it. Whoever doing the interview might make that face right there. Nasty motherfucker. Oh, it'd be back from commercial. You would believe this shit. This is nasty as Nigga did. Now back to you. What you see there? Six son of a bitch. Give me some hands in a towel. This is fucking disgusting. God damn filthy. I need a Q-tip. I can't believe I just heard that shit. It's over with. Cut all this shit up. We all need a move. Shout out to Lil' Real. Lil' Real got a dope ass movie out. Bird Box. With Sandra Bullock. I ain't seen it. I need to see it. He died. Same as what you said. Watch it tonight. We're about to go to bed. We're about to go to bed. We're about to go to bed. I'm not going to spoil it. Just watch it. Oh, okay. I was about to. You know how I am. You did. You didn't spoil it. You didn't spoil it. Spoiler alert. Okay. Spoiler alert. No, no spoiler alert. Delete what I just said. Oh, man. Merry Christmas to you. My bad. My bad. No, I don't care. I don't care. I don't give a fuck, man. Motherfuckers. Every time a nigga talks to his teeth, you know that nigga, man. That's how your mom would be mad at you and shit. Look at the ass. Bring your motherfucking ass over here. Yeah, another motherfucking time. Well, your momma don't really want to cuss in front of your grandma. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey. I'm going to knock your ass out. Sit the fuck down. Right motherfucking now. I don't give a fuck. What were you? I will beat your ass. She's not talking like my show man. I snatched a nut in your ass. Didn't? He said I snatched a nut in your ass. Bruh, you ain't heard that? I snatched a nut in your ass. Ma'am. Shut the fuck up. Don't you fucking snatched a nut in your ass. Break your ass in half. You hear me? I'm going to tear your ass open and get you out. I'm going to tear your ass out. You don't need your tears, man. That's the name of the mixtape. Clay, but whatever you are ready to get popped in the cunt, you know you still got more cunt. You got more because she can't reach you good. Oh, I'm going to knock your ass out. Because she caught you slipping on that first one, but now you in the back like Spider-Man. You up on the wall. How about when you shit that ass with us? You ever got hit in front of your momma friend? See, that's that shit I'm talking about right there. That disrespectful shit. You see how I had to fuck them up? Yeah, they just showing their ass. They don't believe shit I tell them. Tell me it, Shirley. I don't know what the fuck wrong with these kids, but somebody need to get them. You know what? It was your momma friend fault, too. We grew up around a lot of motherfuckers who didn't like kids. It was your momma friend fault. She talked to you and didn't get hit in the mouth. She was like, oh, so you just let them leave their clothes anywhere? I make my kids pick up. They didn't intend to. I don't let them leave it plugged up to my teeth. That's how shit get towed up. I had to beat Junior ass the other day for that same shit. That made everything worse. Let them fuck up one more time. Momma showing? Do you just show up? Yeah. Hey, man, this is now part of my favorite shit to do on this show. What is that? See, if these people know exactly who the podcast is, who's the podcast? Man, you know, people have taken to this. You know, this podcast is for bitches who'll be watching the 85 South Shore, why they fucking need dude that don't know until the shit in the bitch start laughing. Fuck session is over, bitch. I can't let my baby daddy Carlos see me fucking you. Wow. This podcast is for niggas that say I just used it earlier when the car would get declined. That's a good. My chip really don't work, though. Yeah, sometimes. No, for real, my chip don't really like, for real. I believe you. I know how that shit go. I do it three times. Then they like not swipe it. Not swipe it. And then we like, we back to the chip. This one for Joe, this podcast is for niggas that want to shoot the film with Joe for not posting on Friday, but you can't because it's the 85 South Shore. Let me tell y'all niggas what happened, man. The hard drive just said, you know what? Fuck it. And it just gave up. We lost about three shows on that bitch. Rest in peace today. Did we ever get that shit fixed, Joe? It's being worked on. A lot of people have offered to recover that footage for us, but I don't know if you're fucking with people or strangers off the comment section, but we have been offered an extensive amount of help. So niggas in there recording while y'all recording? No, it's not that. It's just that people who are tech savvy. Yeah. We got some nerves that come through and get over it. And I'm like, so the niggas were recording the live show? Now, this is what you don't understand. There are a lot of people who want to give us, that want to upgrade us. But Joe, don't be responding to the comments. Hey, man, come see me. I do this. And I'm like, all right, man. All right, Joe. I tell them and then Joe be like, man, fucking people. I don't know that. That's what he said. Just how you feel about the backwoods. I guess Joe feel about the technology shit like that. Joe, man, we got, hey, man, reach out to Joe. Joe, what's that? Joe, throw emails out there, man. There's some people out. It's more than him. It's a lot of motherfuckers who got like tech jobs who stole some shit from their old job, who can let us use it. So they going to be watching the shit right now? Like, I really could help Joe. But that's what I'm telling you. I want, I want that. But Joe said, I want the help. Joe saying, fuck him. Because there's currency in the people. Do you get that? People have currency value. Each one teach one. Need one, be one. One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish. But you can't make that horse drink that goddamn water. But see, look, you skip the part. That's how you know what kind of fanbase it is. He a real nigga. He said nigga want to shoot the fair one with Joe. Not even no jumping. Yeah, ain't no jumping shit. We ain't get like, yeah, just square up with Joe. Yeah. It ain't even about the puncher. It's just, yeah. And you can say here still watching whether he win or lose. Right. Win or lose, he's still gonna fall with 85 or so. He said the fair one. You just don't understand. It was a lot of hurt feelings because there was a lot of people who was cheering for us. Like, come on. But the thing is, you know, the blessing in disguise was, you know, when you miss one, that made, that created a whole another demand. Now these niggas like, okay, maybe we was applying too much pressure. Let us appreciate the appreciation. It ain't there. So what I got, I got to watch something else in the meantime. That niggas went and found a substitute episode just to get him through the rub time. Oh my God. These are the people that's fucking with us. 400,000 and some of them. Oh Lord. Can we clap right now? They think it's us. It's really them. What the fuck are we without them? They didn't watch all my civic tax commercial to the point where they didn't, they feel really calling these motherfuckers for their income tax. I'm telling you, hit them. Get your money. Stop getting that same, don't let, stop letting your sister-in-law get you $300 every year. Go see what she fucking up at. I'm telling you. Them folks will call you and be like, yeah, I think we'll get you about $8,200. Oh Lord. I'm about to quit my job. Lois ain't asking for no cut or nothing. No, I want no cut. I got money. You want to see y'all. Black people, please stop spending all your income tax money. Lord have mercy. Do you understand how back what this shit is? What they supposed to do with it? You didn't wait 11 months for your own goddamn money. What was you doing the other 11 months? Save some money. Stop buying shit. You're beautiful already. It ain't a fashion show, man, but I'm about to give a fuck what you wearing. What your spirit look like? What your spirit look like, baby? Are you that empty? What? I can twink that loose. You need to. What your spirit look like? What your spirit look like? Who are you on the inside? Don't let these social medias drive you to be another motherfucker that you ain't, because at the end of the day, the day is over with 24 fucking hours down the drain. What did you do? Bastard, sit and look at another motherfucker. Who is the nigga in your comment telling you that you ain't cute? We don't need that type of energy going into 2019. Ain't nobody playing and roasting with you niggas. We ain't posting pictures for approval of other niggas. Hello? You can't do it better than. Nigga, them came out last month. Nigga, okay? Okay, Nick. A young nigga told me, man, you like this shit? That song, Over the Hill. Nigga, that means it's a good goddamn song. That's the point of making a song. So a nigga can listen to it forever. Yo, like a nigga like that. I didn't know songs had that kind. Songs got, yeah. Man, how you gonna listen to that? You listen to something past that what came out six months ago? That mean you ain't listen to nothing. Man, I'm listening. Nigga, you know Future got a new CD? Nigga, okay? I don't like the new one. That nigga's a new motherfucker now. I like this shit. You damn white, I'm still bumming dirty. You still ain't made a song better than my fingers. The issue, the issue for the paper. He can't top that. March Madness is the second place. He still ain't beat itching. Right. Right. Ain't my mama said, fucking nigga hit the streets of the river. Got some crack in the corner. And I did what I did. The neighbor, they don't like me. I got Jays at the door. So my mama, I don't need a bed. I'm sleeping on the floor. Got my tool in my bloke. Got my two main hoes. Me and all my woes. Stick together like this old. Sop I say. We got a day late. Man, come on, bro. Classic. None of this new shit could make a nigga start a goddamn temptation course. Oh, oh man. Cheat. If you was a dog, what else would you eat? You got to eat that dog food. You eat, you eat, you eat. Yeah, fine. Man, I get to eat. Man, come on, bro. Future got hit, bro. That nigga representing the fuck out of Atlanta. That's the Atlanta ass. That's the whole spirit of Atlanta right there in the future. Damn, Los, you just, you just brought the city back alive. Bro, ratchet ass bitch. I'm trying to fuck you right now. Come on. He was straight to the point. Yeah. So real sisters, you say that. And he don't give a fuck. I'm trying to fuck with you. I'm trying. They wasn't even gonna fuck. They was just friends. They were just chilling. Nobody was fucking. And he was trying to fuck with you. They look like shit. They look like, well, you with it, you with it. He said, pop this shit off. You never know. He brought the options back to the game. Yeah. That's what it was? I think so. It was the options. I'm a monster on these hoes. I'm a monster. I can't be scared of none of you niggas. Y'all some snitching. Come on, man. Yeah, he got a lot of little bangers, man. Future take up a lot of my playlists. I'm always surprised. That nigga made a whole gospel song, man. Dirt is sold in the Styrofoam. Spent the day to get my mind blown. They ain't even got to do the rest. These are gospel lyrics. Come on, man. What got me when he said, I drive a foreign like it was a Chevy. And nigga, I was driving a Chevy. I said, how you supposed to drive this motherfucker? You used the same, even if you was in a foreign, you would drive the same way. So now I'm driving my Chevy like it's a foreign. I flipped it on him. You see the metaphor? You're closing in, you goddamn thing. You guys have learned how to drive a Chevy first. If you ain't, if you not a good Chevy driver, what the fuck you going to do when you get in that foreign? Toss some shit up. Drive the foreign like it was a shit. Come on. Come on, man. Come on, man. That nigga cold with it. It's a lot of money. I think it's just, Atlanta just got to be the nucleus of the music game. It's the new Motel. You get what I'm saying? It got to come through here. Because everything you like sound like some Atlanta shit. Everything that's hot got to sound like it's supposed to be in Atlanta. Every song got to be, got to go to the strip club. That's Atlanta. That's the whole formula now. The whole, the whole hip hop game has changed for Atlanta. It got to be Atlanta in every city. So what you miss? What's missing? Because the young people they ain't getting that. This the thing, bro. This what you don't understand. The same way you, when you was growing up listening to the music that you like, it was so different from the shit your parents were like. You don't, even if that shit was good, you didn't want to like it the same way that you like your shit. But now it's the same, right? But no, it's not the same. So now it's like these kids, the new generation, and I'll say kids, like the new generation of rappers, they have to do the, they have to actually do the drugs because the last motherfuckers were talking about selling them. So now it's got to be a difference. So everything, and then you got to keep in mind, they not aiming for niggas 30 something like that shit. That mean the shit ain't good because old niggas like your shit, it ain't lame to the niggas, you know what I'm saying? Right. You never thought it would be cool to them. I think the 30 niggas do like the shit. Some of them, but that's not the audience that they want. No, I know that. That's just like a plus, like shit. That ain't like it. Yeah. Just like Joaquin said, he the king of R&B for 16 to 25. Yeah, I don't know what that shit is. I don't know what, I don't know. They could have just been like, are you out of that? Yeah, nigga, I don't want them listening to my shit. Yes, I don't know who listening to that. I don't know what that, that's all you. Who the fuck knew that you wanted the 16 to 25 audience? Man, that's what Ruffle, I got fucked up when you think about it. You got it. You got it. You got it. Why, why don't they let it? 16 to 22 would have been the same reaction. Can you sweat what he did? He was wrong. He was wrong. Motherfucker, he was wrong. 16 to 25, can you sweat? You didn't say that? I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I will pee in your old bitches. I don't want them all, motherfucker. Damn, nigga, stand in there. That's how it'd be, bruh. Damn, he just won 16 to 25. And that's you, Jacquees. Nigga, if you the king of that, nigga, go in. That's you, bruh. You can have that. Nigga, I'm 48. You can have that, man. Like, keep sweating. This will be your, I'm 48. I don't care about 16 and 25. Yo, I was liking my shit. You can have that. Your parents like your shit. Call yourself that. Fine, if you won 16 to 25. But now we got split into age brackets. Like, they put too much emphasis on certain shit. That's a narrow age bracket, too. What audience you want, bruh? 25 to 40. Give me a good look. I want the 21 to 55 club. I'd take 26 to 66. Okay. Man, if I would have went last, like I would have expanded my shit. Like, you can change it. This is the 81st after the shit ridden in pencil. 25 to 42. Okay. 25 to 42. I just feel like people, I feel like 66. They still need it. I should have upped it. I liked it. I liked it. 66 sounds good. Yeah, because it's always- You got to get them old people. They watch a lot of TV. You got to, the aunties and all that. Like, y'all still young, but y'all have an old soul like y'all know certain shits where y'all come. You know what I mean? Niggas who raised by their grandmothers and stuff like, you mother fucker. Like, a nigga 19, they couldn't talk like that. Because they don't know. You ain't never been around a mother fucker. You grew up right here, grandma? Yeah. All right. What some shit you had to do to make your grandma be like, you trifling bastard? I made you bad up when you wake up or some shit like that. Like- Walk around, not combing your hair, not brushing your hair shit. You trifling. You mother fucker. You been up since 9 o'clock. I was thinking like, you ain't brushed on damn teeth. You ever farted and they kicked you out of the house? Get your ass in there. Get your ass outside. Shit like, you ain't gonna be sitting in here farting all day. Go outside. Play. Run some of that gas off you. You running the gas off? You run some of that gas off you. You gonna sit in here and fart all day. Ain't it fucked up how we up grew up to sing? They ain't even got kicked out the house to fart. Go to your own mama house and fart. Don't come, don't come farting in my shit. Fart over here. I worked too hard. You wait till you get home to fart. You don't come over here. I worked too hard. You are disrespectful. You come fart up in my shit. Your mama dropped you off. You wanna come in and fart. You rode all the way over here. You could have farted at home, farted in the car. But you come to my house and fart. You gonna stand up in my house and- And your mama, and your mama wonder why I don't wanna keep your ass. This is gonna stand up in my house. Take your ass in the bathroom and wipe your nasty ass. You might, you might have shit it on my sofa. There ain't no fault. Get your ass off my couch with that nasty bullshit. Don't you shit your shitty ass on my couch. No more than that. Get up. Get up. Get your ass up. Get up. Then your mama come to pick it. Why you sitting on the floor? Uh-uh. You fartin' like that. You need to go in there and sit on the pot. You gonna sit on the pot then. You wanna fart like that. You gonna take a shower. You're nasty bastard. I ain't got no draw. I don't give a fuck. Put them back on. Turn them inside out. Hey man. Hey this nigga Mark Hill say, hey man what my nigga now being hope everything well with him? You see how shit happened? Damn Mark. I appreciate it. I'm straight Mark. I ain't shit. Hey man, tell him you need to stop worrying. Oh, why does this happen? No, they probably will worry. I was on the episode. Man. And Los was doing the commercial. I need about to die in there. What were you doing the commercial? Tax, civic tax. No, not civic tax. Before you're civic tax, good luck. Mental health. Mental health. So he doing a mental health commercial. I'm sitting here chillin' like I went in the commercial. Bro, they just got me standin' like they're like I'm the nigga he prayin' for like, you know. So that's why the nigga probably playin'. That's why these nigga probably concerned. Joe edited it wrong Mark. I'm good. Need to tell my way out man. They thought I was in the institution. The nigga was promoted. But he ain't come get me for the civic tax. But the mental health, I'm right here chillin'. I was just lookin'. This fuck. If that's the way to not to insult anybody. No, it wasn't me, it was Joe bro. I know it was Joe. I know it was Joe. You all do that man. Yo, it was Joe. Look, Joe taxed me out of the blue. He was like. So now they think he not alright. Yeah. Clay, Joe taxed me out of the blue. Now they think he not alright from that man. I don't know where Nav is. He was like, sorry bro. I was like, what the fuck you sorry for? He was like, oh never mind. So then I'm watchin' 85. So I was like, you dirty mother fucker. You did that. You mother fucker. Amen. So now they think something wrong with you bro. Take the time to tell everybody nothing wrong with you. I just thought Mark, I'm good. It was a mis-edit. I know I ain't been here since then, but it wasn't because of that. Look man, this nigga, it's a, but why Armand beats it. When my nigga Clayton coming back, and he meant this because he didn't spell win, right? He mad about the shit. W-E-N. W-E-N. Yeah man. Win. Shout out to Bob. Win. Wasn't that, but why Armand beats it. Tell me you back, Clayton. Hey man, I'm back. It's Christmas time, man. You got your wish. Merry Christmas, nigga. Rachel gets his wings. Red underscore 404, underscore red, underscore G. Hold on, wait. Okay. Said Clayton is like the long lost beatable of the six Jackson before Randy. See, now he know you've been here from the start, Clayton. See? See? You see how they do niggas? First of all, but ain't no lost beatable from the Jackson. So I don't know what the fuck that nigga. And who was before Randy? It was analogy. Oh, you sure? It was analogy? You don't like that shit, though. No, it's all right. But that's what I tell you. Hey, hold up. I've been seeing nigga rewrite history. Natalie Wilson finally made it to a live show. This was a dope ass experience. Me and my ace made the park as, can't tell me nothing. Colos that hug made you my boyfriend. Just saying. That's what she said. Oh, okay. Really? Yeah, she made my hiccup. Yeah. Her heartburn hiccup. I tell you, you ain't really fucking with it. Is she seven-ish or you don't? I don't like being obligated to shit. You remember hugging her? I don't know. I know you really don't pay attention. So when you go out and you see the sevens, just put them on the paper for me. Especially the juicing women. Hold on, let's speak on it. At the show. I'm going to finish this comment. But these women be so damn juicing in hugging you and smelling all good and fruity and shit. And then when you're taking the pictures, you try to be nice. And they be like, you act like you scared them. Touch this big old ass. So squeeze them titties. How the fuck am I supposed to know this shit? Hey, hey. Don't get caught in that, though. Ladies, might I say this? Speak on it, bro. Might I say this? Ladies, if this is what you feel, then you would like the titties to be felt in a manner in which a man may want to feel. Or you like your ass smacked. I'm comfortable enough to accept that. I'm comfortable enough to accept that. Perhaps maybe what you want to do is take the man's said hands and place them upon the said chest. So you're totally fine with women groping you? No, they should grab my hands. Okay. And they hug my hands. Yeah. So you feel like that would be the proper protocol? Yes, that's the way to go. Okay. Because if that's what you hate. So you got to put that disclaimer at the show. Yeah, because we can get in trouble. You got to understand. Yeah. Be like, if you want me to grab your titties, put my hand where you want my hands to be. I feel like on this one. Because you got a UPS delivery. But wait a minute. I feel like legally we should say breast. If you want you to kill your breasts. I was going to say buzzle, but breast works. Breast. Breast sounds more appealing. But you the titties love it on lotion. I know titties and breasts are like, I feel like, you know, like you have a job interview. Those when titties turn into breasts, like I feel like when titties are trying to be you know, like at church or like on some business, then they're breasts. So, okay. Titties be hanging out. Titties hang out. Titties at the club. Titties be hanging out. Breast or any work. Titties be hanging out late. No cleavage. What's that church? Breast. Buzzles. Sometimes you see. It depends how old she is and how big they are. Old ladies have buzzles. Okay. Old big titties is buzzles. Yeah. The ones that be low. Like if you can fold your arms and your titties right under him. That's a buzzle. Those are buzzles. That's a buzzle. Actually, old lady cleavage is called buzzle, where it just be a little bit, but the titties still be low. Like she wear some shoulderless shit like to a class reunion. That's who you cry on. Right. In church. Oh my God. Who had a peppermint? Yeah. Damn, buzzle. Old ladies wear brasils. Fuck. Let's say the whole word. Yeah. On my brasil. The girls wear bras. The old ladies wear brasils. The brasils. Fuck out of here. They hang on the door. Yeah, man. But titties hang out. Titties hang out. Brass go to work. Brass go to work. Boobs are those like white people. Boobs are like, what is that? Boobs are like family reunion t-shirt. What? Like boobs are titties that's fully covered. So what would you prefer? Oh, boobs are titties in like everyday life. Right. Those are boobs. Like you ever bumped into your auntie? Business casual. Business casual is boo boo. You ever turned around and bumped into your auntie? Boo. That wasn't a tittie. Yeah, titties. A boob is a neutral tittie. There we go. A tittie. Yeah, that's not, that's not. You're not even thinking of it as a tittie. The women in your family don't have titties. You look at titties. Those are boobs. We not looking at boobs. Yeah. Boobs are off. Boobs are. Boobs off limits. Yeah. We don't do boobs. You're not supposed to even see no boobs. Yeah, you see. Yeah. Yeah. Got you. Titties. Grow men don't look at boobs. No. Boobs don't even excite them. Ah, shit. Your boobs out. Right. That's a neutral tittie. Neutral tittie. Okay. Where are we getting to this? That makes sense though. No, I'm glad we established the rules. Bro, this is me. That's why we don't have no, we don't have no regulation. How are you going to break the rules if you don't know? You know what else? What else is it? What? Should probably let go for this new year? What? Uh, stop and motherfucking ask where the hose at. You got to. Too loud and too, that's where the hose off. If you ever be fishing and your granddaddy be like, be still boy, be quiet. The fish are here. They here. Just shut up. Man, where the hose at? All the hose fly off like birds. Look, they say. Or the nigga hit you with this shit. Man, I thought you said it was some hose here. No, the fuck I didn't. I didn't know it was these hoes. Hey, if you tell the niggas some hoes, he make a beeline to you soon. Come on, man. Man, I thought you said it was some hoes here. Now the hose who was in the air. He said it was some hoes. They heard that. Hose can hit 10 times better than us. Anytime you drop the word hose, you scared pussy 100 feet back. What are you doing, sir? Stop, relax. These hoes ain't trying to fuck nothing. Bro, you don't have me drive all the way. Man, you said it was a hose here, man. Amen. Stop asking where the hose at, man. If you don't know where the hose at, then you're not a whole hunter. Yeah. It can't nobody show you. You just as lost as me, nigga. That's the thing about it though. Niggas out here looking for hoes with nothing. You can't never get no hoes. You don't have nothing. You can't get hoes with nothing. It's the perfect saying, man. Nothing to come to the coat drive. Come to the coat drive. You got to have something. Coats for hoes. We will be there. Coats for hoes. And hoes will be there. We're about to get a whole bunch of coats for hoes. Coats for hoes. Coats for hoes. We're about to get a whole bunch of coats for hoes. The 85 South Shore. Hose is cold. Hose is cold. Hose is cold. I thought you were going to kill me. I thought you were going to kill me. No, you know it was a good way to stop. Coats for hoes. Coats for hoes. We're about to change lives out here in these streets. Coats for hoes. Amen. They asking for five million dollars. Five billion, billion, billion dollars for the ball. Wall around Mexico. Huh? Yeah. Who they asking? Who they asking? Everybody. Five billion. Five billion. That's the paper. I ain't got shit for them. Five billion to build a wall. Who got paper? Whoever got paper? Amen. Overall, how was your year though? Wrapping up the year. Was it exciting? A lot of people wasn't fucking in 2018. Why? Why was it? Why do people do that shit? People complain about it every year, man. Man, this year was a month fucking. I hope 2019 ain't nothing like 2018. Man, ain't it fucked up when people were like, yeah, we had a lot of ups and downs. And you ain't no shit about the downs. You're like, nigga, when was these downs? You didn't tell me about these downs. Right. I thought it was just ups, niggas. You don't feel associated with me with your downs. I was around you when you was down. Ups and downs, man. Was I part of the down? Didn't make you feel guilty like this, nigga. I thought I had something to do with it. You got to watch who ain't fucking with you next year. That first three weeks be peaceful as hell, don't it? January, everybody trying to be a different nigga. Then they give up about that third, about the 23rd. Then they be theyself. That when the W-2s hit, they start being theyself. Oh, yeah, once that one's run out. Yeah. Yeah. That shit right now. Nah, but the new year is something about it like, like, all right, cool. I get to start over, but you really not. It's the same shit? You got the same day to do the same shit. Every goddamn day. Get on some gameplay. What you used to do with it, man? What's some of the secrets to achieving success? Don't stop doing the shit. Do some more shit that's in the realm of the shit you need to be doing. I like how you're speaking it just so that even the niggas who didn't go to school that long can get it. Keep going. No, man, I'm just saying. We got to follow that path. There's already here for you. Do some shit. Do some more shit. Do your shit. Get good at that shit. You got to get good. Yeah, you got to get good. You got to get good at whatever the fuck it is before you start expecting anything to happen. Come on. Oh, this nigga cold-blooded, baby. Man, you knew he was going to say something? That's what this nigga do, man. Here's a wealth of information. No, if it's a craft, come on, man. No science fiction. Like a crack. You know what the problem is? That's the thing. People always try to look down on what you do. That's like a little bit. Speak on talent. You know. What is talent? You still doing your little thing. You still doing your little talent. That's the accumulation. The accumulation. You feel me of knowledge that you gained. Times. God-given ability, which you've had, possessed the whole time. Wait a minute. And then you got to, you got to. Joe, you got to put that equation up so people can see that. Bro, you got to do that and see. This is too important in the lesson plan to be left out. So talent is not the one I want. But talent is nothing without equation. Because how talented are you if your talent don't work? You understand what I'm saying? Because hard work can do what? Hard work can do what? You know what I said? Hard work? What would hard work do against talent? Oh, hard work is always going to win against talent. What's the formula? That times. God-given ability. What you've been given, what you've already had, and what you've possessed. Times natural. And then the thing that you can't factor in is the quantum computer. The reputation. The quantum computer that's your brain. Because let's say you got talent. You got skill. You got this. But how fast are your synapses firing and where you're pulling from? Like if you've only got three places to pull from and I got 48 places to pull from and I can pull from them faster than you can ever pull from. This nigga got this nigga about 45. I told you. He said you pulled from three. I pulled from 48. Which is the magical number which is 12. How you shit on a nigga like that? 12 times four, which is 48. Come on, man. That's, come on. A nigga who's pulling from three right now going to watch this and say god damn. I've just been pulling from three all 28. That's what I had about a thousand. Then at the end of the day, the end of the day, the 48, this is not what matters. What matters is the what. Scientifically speaking. The what. Can you get back to the what? Who is the one? You got to be the wow. Because you have to take responsibility. You have to take responsibility. So you got to get back to the what. So you don't come back to the what. So you can have 48, but if you can get back to the one, then it's a waste of time. You have nothing. See a lot of people thought P-Fart was, they was trying to tell you, oh it's on the what. Everything on the what. If it's on the what, you got to get back to the what. You know what I'm saying? See listen, that's how deep the game is. Motherfucker got so good on the what. Guess what he did? What he put a two with it. Come on. Because you nigga, on the ones and twos. Come on, man. But see, the thing is, it's always going to be that one, two, three, four, but you got to come back to the what. Can't have shit if you wasn't going to ever be shit in the first thing. That's why they, that's why they like this. You didn't hear what I told you. That's why they like this. That's why they fuck with this. This is the one. This is the one. But it's the one. It's a full goddamn circle. Still using numbers now to 85. You were pulling from 85. Right. Still going back to the what. Eight plus five is what. 13, which is the unluckiest number. And but guess what? What come in front of that motherfucking three? The one. Come on. Come on. So you got to cut. And I mean hey, it's cool. You want to fuck on the three? That's cool. That's you, man. That's you. You can be on the four. You can be at the, but I'm going to tell you, it's going to be better when you come back to the what. Right. That's the whole game. Because the game go on forever to and forever. But how much of this shit can you bring back to the one? At the end of the year, they want to file them taxes on. But one. On what? It's all up to you. It's you. It's up to you. As many dependences as you want. Come on. You can't wait on nobody to give you nothing. It's all about what you get out there and earn. And you ask me, man, how can I be down? I said, Nick, you're already down. You standing right here talking to me. If you weren't down, you wouldn't be over here. What you asking? That's what you're asking. No, it's not even about what you're asking. It's about what you're saying. What are you saying? How much you ain't got over here? What was his reply to that, though? Damn. Because see, everybody want to be down. Everybody want to be down. But don't nobody want to be down when you up. Nobody want to listen. Nobody want to be down when you up. They want to be down and look up at you. Come on. But they don't just want to come up to where you at. They want to come up to look down over on you. Because a lot of them are talking about. That's they go. Yoko to do more than what somebody else do. And that ain't for you. They have a sucker mentality. Come on, man. It's a whole sucker mentality. As a sucky bus. Come on. That's what the females are. A lot of people feel like they're supposed to be successful because they're being close proximity of you. At the end of the day, they don't. Because guess what? You didn't know them when you first started working. You wasn't with me shooting in the gym, is what I'm saying. Man. But if she was with you shooting in the gym. What if it. What if it. That she is still don't matter because that big shot should be better and she should be who it is. Yeah. You should be shooting just like me, bitch. But see, that's what I'm saying. It's gender neutral. It's a. Fuck you were shooting for. You don't like basketball? Yeah. Well, you should have been doing what you love because that's what I was doing. Do you understand that this motherfucker's out here who think they beating you and not even realizing y'all playing two different games? Two different leagues. And they think they're ahead of you. You know the only way to win is not to play the game. Shut your ass up. Yes. Come on, man. And what games are we playing? Man, the message is so clear in this, bitch. That's why we over here in this boot here. Hey, man, don't play the game. That's what people want you to play. The people going to set that game up and want you to play. See, every time you come in the room, and motherfuckers want to argue about some shit that involves you and how you do, they got a board set up because it's a board game. You can't see the board. It's an invisible board. It might be a chess board. It might be a checkerboard. It might be a jingleset. But they got a game. And they finna try to play this game with you. And the best way to win that, motherfucker, is not play. And you know what else? You don't pick up the pieces. And you know what else. You're not playing the game. I'm not going. So how are you going to beat me? I'm not even playing. They got us playing the game when you black. It's just like being in the fucking boot. Did nobody never want to be the boot in Monopoly? No. I think they threw the boot away. I don't even know. They still got a boot. Come on, man. The boot. The wheel barrel. What the fuck was that about? They still got that car. Come on, man. Well, that car ain't going nowhere. No way. But it evolved. It evolved, though. But hey, yeah. It ain't going nowhere. It's got to be a gender neutral car, though. That last car looked too much like a dick. Right. They made a boxy. They had to square it up, so it's a sedan. It was down a Patrick-ish race car shit. 2018, you were magnificent, man. I appreciate all the crust in the downs. Merry Christmas to all the people around the world, the little bitty, the boys and girls, to everybody who loves us. We love you just as much. Merry Christmas, everyone. From everyone over here at the 85 South Show. And always remember, nobody gives a flying fuck who you are. Be yourself. God damn it. That was a great little promo. Amen. Do it one more time, but do it with Claymation. Hello. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. How much Claymation cars do it? Joe B. Bush, and he'll use half the filters. Go to the art store. Get some clay. Hello, God damn it. Welcome back to the 85 South Show, and I just want to tell everybody, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. They made me say it. Do it in the freestyle way, though. Amen. Can we shout out Black Christmas song? Yeah. Can we just shout out? In my mind. Detemptation. Oh, man. Can you take a, can we just shout out? First of all, hey, can I say that about that song? That song's so good. To that, my favorite part to sing, and that's not even words. Really? That's just not words, an instrument said that. Wow. And that's my favorite part to sing. Whoever played that was a genius. It is sound exactly like that. He knew it to me, he thought he was going to shit on me. Oh, fuck you, nigga. I want to see that studio session for this Christmas. Man. That shit go hard. That's a Chris Brown one. Yeah. Chris Brown is at his best when he has his list, bro. When the list goes off? Yeah. Because he kick in every now and then. Like you can't tell what you could tell. I don't know if the, I think it's falling off over the years, but I was just like, you know, that is the moment. I think he done paid for it to get removed. Speech pathology and things like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe he just grew out of. He got to say the, you know, C. He had a great year too. He stayed out of trouble and shit. He really did. He really been on his shit. But he's round my heads, man. Fucks with that dude. He really didn't see, that's what they did when they said that shit. They didn't woke up to sleeping, John, because he ain't saying nothing. I hope he good. He had that little documentary. That was kind of crazy. Oh, Netflix. Watch what he do. That's what we left off on there. Watch what he do. He going to be a fool. Now, Tray Son, he got everybody in the studio right now. Everybody when he's saying nothing, working their asses. Everybody going on tour. All the old motherfuckers. He's too cadence about to jump in. Yeah, man. Yeah, I don't want to say I don't want to. Now if you ain't, you ain't going to host that. I don't want to see shit like that. Chance said he got tag, got tickets to like three cities already. He know all this. He going to lose his mind. Bump, bump, bump. See, he going to wrangle him out. He going to sing along to Chinky, too. If you was my baby. If you was my baby. Give me what you got for a poke chop. Niggas slap on Chinky, bro. Give me what you got for a poke chop. Not even a steak. Give you a poke chop, man. That's just funny to me. That's just true. They need a treat down with a pork chop. We got Christmas songs. Black people, Christmas songs. Bang, get around. What? That's your favorite one. So give me some hits. That Jackson 5, Santa Claus coming to town? Santa Claus. That shit going to soak out. Michael Jackson show, he was out of, out of, out of their league then. Like, man. Michael Jackson band. That motherfuckers saying Ruta, two, two, two, two. Rumpa, bump, bump. That sound like a Jamaican song. Ruta, two, two, two, two. Rumpa, bump, bump. Ruta, two, two, two. Rumpa, bump, bump. I said, I, I, I, bump, bump. A-roopa, boom, boom, boom. All these things, things, things. Everything, king, king, king. New Jackson 5. A-roopa, boom, boom, boom. That'll be hard. That's so crazy, man. Hey. Black people are the littlest people, man. I wish it was more of us. I do. It is. But I wish, however many it is. I think some aliens took some of us, black people in there. I think some of us live underground. Underwater? That too. It's the underground underwater shit that they don't learn in the valley. You go underwater, then you go underground, and then it's another little part of- And there's little songs that tell you. When they're chilling there. They give you little clues. You can see Wi-Fi and everything. It's little clues. Like, they put it in songs. Like, Earth, Wind, and Fire. Right? It's a reason they didn't have water in there. You be thinking too much. You're going to hurt yourself. You're going to hurt your fucking head. Now, what you re- You looking this up? No, uh, not at this moment. You just seem very not interested right now. No, I had to send a text off, man. You know when you done lied and- Now you got to keep it going. Yeah. What about you just told me? I thought you were going to be here and fire to pick up, uh... I'm busy. Oh yeah, you was supposed to be. See, man, it's the holiday. But, like, don't hit me because I'm 40 minutes late. We got shopping? Yeah, you should have hit me. Bro, you ready to go? We got to meet. We got a shop on the dip. Let's say bad dip. We got to go through the shop. No, but I'm just saying, like, that's how people like... How you going to hit me when I'm 40 minutes late? Like, it's over then. Get them people some Merry Christmas love, man. Let's get the fuck out of here. 15 minutes is late. 40 minutes is... You motherfucker. You motherfucker. What you want to tell them, Clay? Hey, man, um, yeah, for this new year. Man, you better figure that shit out. You got to. Nobody's gonna fucking help you. Straight like that. Nobody's gonna help you, man. Better figure it out. Sometimes, hey, man, learn the lesson how you got to learn. Slow the fuck down. Slow the fuck down. Slow down. How you going to beat things to all people? You ain't shit to yourself. Message. Hey, man. Message. You feel like you ain't shit. Everybody else ain't shit either. They see it through you. You feel me? So 2019 all about taking care of you. Man, you can't treat them well if you can't... What's this all? Treat them. Right. Treat them like you want to be treated. Yeah, but if you can't treat yourself right, how you going to treat somebody else right? Because you wrote the love. Take care of yourself. Anything you want to tell them now? Be a blessing. There you go. Just be a blessing, man. To yourself and to others, like... Be a blessing. And stop all of the flesh. Be a blessing. Be a blessing. And stop all of the flesh. Be a blessing. And stop all of the... That's the message of the week. Hey, man. And no more no cap. Let's go. Got a cap. Cap an ass. We bringing cap all the way to the mainstream. Mo cap. Mo cap. Mo cap. Mo cap and slow cap. Mo cap. So last night... We bringing back Mo cap. It was me. Tit was tit was me. Tit was me, you know. Quite titillating. Bobby Brown. All right, man. Much love to all the 85% and all the people who made the show possible this year. Oh, man. To all the people who bought tickets and came to see us and supported us and support our merchandise and all of our trap endeavors and even this white wall experience. We have come to the end. Are y'all going to put some on this? No. Leave it. Maybe. Possibly. We look like hostages, man. Like we're in the bottom of a swimming pool. You have 48 hours to deliver us Batman. How they got to turn off all the power in Atlanta? Man, I'm glad our Mike's didn't slip because the whole boy was waiting for the shit. Like, he was just... Man, look at that. He mad as fuck at you holding that shit, Clay. He looking like this. I do not care. Hello, Batman. We're live in your basement. If you weren't to continue to live in Gotham City, you would deliver the items that were emailed over to you earlier to the 85% show. By what time? What'd you say? By what time? What time is it now? 5.44. You have until 10... 17... Eastern Atlanta time. Eastern Atlanta. 10.17 Eastern Atlanta time. It's going to get to mighty cold, Batman. I'm going to unleash the goo-op. Yes, the Gucci man is loose in Gotham City, Batman. Can you find me? Can you find the Gucci man? Before time is up. I'm going to release all of my goons. There's famous Dex. Private Scott. Bring me a little oozy vent. I've got to release the little oozy vent on you, Batman. What's the little shake that make me lose? Yes, Batman. You're going to release all... 21 savages just arrived. Oh my. Who else is on the list? Maybe the Wolverine. I have... I have... Maybe I should call it Post Malone. No, good sir. No, good sir. Yes. Iggy and Xalia. Bring out Iggy and Xalia. This is the probe, God. What is rap names getting? Crazy Xalia. Mountain Dew man. The pillion. The Eminem boys versus the Elemino P gang. Salted pork. Well, well... Hey, how long it took for y'all to figure out how to say... The Westside apartment dwellers would be outside your home, Batman. Well, it is in 29 Skidoo. Y'all knew how to pronounce Takashi right off the top. I never knew who he was. Do not speak of him, please. He's in big trouble with someone. Yes, Batman. I'm going to play mumble rapping. I know you can't understand it. Who might I ask? Who am I going to play? Yeah. I think I'll just listen to Playboy Cortez. Oh, yes, that should do him, baby. That'll do him great, buddy. Could you do such a thing? Brother, that's for real one of my goals. Now I want to be the first black nigga to play motherfucking Joker. You want to play the Joker? I want to be extra weird with that shit. Listen, Batman! It is me. Do you know what I'm here with? I'm here with ASAP Mom. I'm going to release Sauce Walker, the drip guard. Meet me on Kendrick Lamar Boulevard at 4.15. I'll be bringing the juice, man. I called my phone earlier today. If it isn't young dog. Well, if it isn't young dog. You want to play me? Who joins him? Plies. Fort Myers, Florida. I'm sending in Yo Gatti. Even as we speak. Someone get me black youngster! Right now. Batman, you have 12 hours to call me back before I release Key Glock. All these young rappers got no names, bro. Where is Little Yo Gatti, Batman? I have Little Yo Gatti in the boat. Right outside of Gotham City containing 50 tons of dynamite. Bring me the girl to Little Yo Gatti's concerts. That's crazy, man. I'm going to get in one of those comic books, though. One of them Will Smith movies. The Suicide Squad or some shit. We going to make our own. I got to live at least 20 minutes in the movie, though. What you going to call the shit? What's the name of it? Oh, you got to do what you got to do. To be in your country. The black shit that happened in Gotham City. Because they never show it where the black people live in Gotham City. We do it on East Gotham City. Man, fuck Batman. Pussy ass nigga never came over here. The Joker killed my father, man. My daddy used to run with the Joker, man. Yeah, man. They done that old school shit, man. When they robbed the bank and the Joker, man. Made the birthday cake out of all the money just to jump out of it and say, Hi, Batman. Let me fuck my father up, man. Kick my father in the face for no Gotham reason, man. Nigga going to glide through a window feet first, Jack. Man, Batman is a whole ass nigga, man. That nigga threw my uncle off a building, man. He landed on a fucking Gargoyle and landed 15 feet on his face, man. If I ever see him push that ass nigga, I'm fucking him up on site, man. No cap. No cap. My cousin still have nightmares about that shit, man. Let's deal with saying no cap, man. He's got to be doing interviews. Nah, nah, man. I seen Batman, man. I was downtown, man. I was standing in line to get some concords, man. This nigga swinging with a string of shit, man. Joker show up, man. Green gas, everybody get all the Jordans, man. Batman bitch ass ain't even do nothing. I even had a ticket, man. Fuck that, man. Straight up and down, man. Yo, I seen that nigga walking one night, man. See nigga, he had a cape on and nothing. I rolled up on the nigga, I said, yo, ain't you supposed to be Batman? He was like, yeah, I was like, I thought something, nigga. Man, I got out the car, man. That nigga took off, man. That nigga red like 30 blocks, man. Batman mad pussy. He's a bitch. Crazy part? Crazy part, son? Yo, he was trying to pull his pants up. He ain't even have his belt, son. He ain't even had a special belt, son. He pulled up his pants running, son. Nigga, you sure that was Batman? Man, pussy ass nigga had a mask on. Yo, son. Niggas throw the Batmobile one time. Nigga, swear to God, I seen the whole shit, yo. Yo, the Joker come through in a purple van like straight up outrunning this nigga. The Batmobile supposed to be mad fast, right? Yo, you know what I found out? Man, man, Batmobile, a kick car, man. Yo, that's not. That shit a whole kit, man. That's just a cabarro, regular stock cabarro. Yo, son, that shit got a V6 in it, man. Swear to God. It's not even the V8, man. I swear the Batmobile is mad corny, yo. Nigga, Joker had the Astro van croak up. Yo, man, I fucks with that nigga, Joker, man. Nigga had to govern off that bitch. Yo, that bitch was going, nigga. With 612s in it. Yo, that Joker should be mad lit purple on the outside with the green interior. Yo, that shit is red. The green bean seats, son. Man, and the nigga was sitting on some motherfucking like 36 inch rims and shit, but the shit was mad small at first. They just got big and the nigga drove over the old city. The only thing is that nigga be wearing lipstick. Yo, but he's a mad nigga. He's a real nigga, yo. Like he smoke straight backwoods and straight loud. Yo, that nigga crazy, fam. Yo, the Joker pull up on some crazy shit. This nigga got a blimp, right? And he not white, fam. That nigga not white, fam. That nigga's not white, fam. He albino, fam. Yo, a lot of niggas don't know. With Joker Dominican, look at his head. Man, slick back. Albinism is a motherfucking trick. What's that shit, Michael Jackson head? Where your fingers and shit turn white? He got that shit, son. That's what the Joker got. He got that shit. But like everything under his neck, black as fuck. Black as fuck. The nigga's shoulders is mad dark skin. Real shit, bro. He's a real motherfucker, man. You know who else is a bitch? Spider-Man, son. He's that nigga's a bitch, man. Don't even bring that bitch ass nigga. You know that nigga be fucking, you know what he be trying to fuck with my nigga, Shaq West. Spider-Man on fucks. Shaq West, he the Green Goblin. He did it on the song, nigga. Fucking Spider-Man, bitch. So Spider-Man and Shaq West, beaver? Yeah, man. Damn. Who you think he was talking about on the song? He be like, fuck, shit, bitch. He saw Spider-Man. Spider-Man just walked in the studio right there. Was they cool at first? Nah, they was never cool, nigga. Spider-Man ain't even replied nothing. He left, nigga. Nigga left. Did he walk? Nigga left. No, nigga swung. Swung, bitch ass. Nigga swung out. Wouldn't swing on Shaq West. Nigga swung out. Would he swing? Nigga swing, but he won't swing. Damn. Damn. Pussy. That's what's up with them superhero ass niggas, man? Most of them niggas be pussy. Damn. That shit happen for real? Yeah, man. Nigga's real shit, man. Nigga the Green Goblin, man. I've been waiting to say this, man. I was trying to get everybody a chance to see this shit, but man, I ain't like how they let Wolverine just drink itself to death on cheap liquor on that Logan movie, man. Oh, yeah, he was drinking a lot of... He was popping pills too, though. A lot of that $7 shit, man. He was popping pills too. Heavenly Hill, and just... Evan Williams, man. That $3 shit. Wild Irish. Yeah, Turkey. Some booze. I'm trying not to break this booze. Anytime they start throwing a dumb-ass animal in there, that shit ain't good for you. It ain't good for your liver. Wild Cornishine. This called up. Anytime the shit... Anything with a happy name is for alcoholics. Lucky seven. Dirty Flamingo. Better days, vodka. What the fuck? Why the motherfuckers who sell liquor think they got to make or come from another country for it to taste better. Man, we a drink that shit. That shit don't mean it's good. Extra. We got to do shopping, man. We out of here. We got to go. Five, five, five. Well, we bent out. We were just... I'm just leaving on a little bit to go. Yeah, Loser was just letting us know about the superhero. Yeah, man. You couldn't have left without knowing that, Clay. Couldn't have left, man. Hey, man, Merry Christmas to y'all and y'all family, bro. Well, I just found out about it. Nav, you got all your gifts? Nah, I'm finna go... I like I told him from the start. What mall are you going to? Nah, no malls. Strictly marshals. Real quick. Get some polos with it. Yeah, so y'all give me bad shit. I'm bad shit and y'all back this year. So I'm about my mom in the same travel kit she bought me. Get her a shave. That's your shave. I got my mom. My mom, she good. Everybody good. They don't need nothing. My mom, she really long be complainin'. I look out for you around. So it's like... Right. If people don't do shit for they folks got to really make it big. Right. Them low down ass lame motherfuckers. Shout out to everybody who mad. They ain't getting nothing. You pay this hell. Grow up. Let the kids start back riding bikes on Christmas. That shit sickenin' when you ride through the neighborhood. You ain't got to watch out for kids. Ain't no kids, man. Y'all don't get bikes. No motherfuckin' malls. Kids don't go outside, bruh. Puss ass kids. It ain't they fault though. The world ain't safe. These kids ain't built like that. Yeah, that what I'm sayin'. These kids ain't built to be outside like that. They can't be outside alone to hell break your mouth. What in the fuck, bitch? Be up all night wheezing and shit. On fortnight. Turn that shit off. I got to get him a breathing thing. A lot of kids be on their breathing treatments and shit. From them vaccinations. Everybody should put their kids out. That's all right. Right after they'll pick you up. If all of them would go outside at the same time. They could defeat all the germs. They'd be fine. Bruh. If my parents told me I couldn't go outside. That killed my whole weekend. I was running an enterprise outside, man. You tell these kids they can't go outside. None of them are like, okay. Thank you. I know. I got a son. My son refused to go outside. For real? Yeah. All right. Well. This is the gift that keeps on giving. This is the 85th South Shore. And I'm your man, Carlos Miller. And when I see Batman, I'm going to kick his ass. Clayton, wake up, bruh. You gotta go. Hey, man. It's time to eat Christmas food. All right, fuck it. Thank y'all for having me, fellas.