 This movie's not about the Ninja Turtles. It's about Megan Foxx's character, April O'Neill. Sidequests aside, we get to the reporting that she's actually good at, and that's jumping on a trampoline in yoga gear. Yeah. The script went out of its way to find a reason to get Megan Foxx in yoga gear on a tramp, and I'm all for it. This movie's perfect so far.