 Greetings everyone. This is, what's wrong with it? This is, what's with the lighting? Hold on for a second. It's pissing me off. This is glare here. Anyway, this is James P. Madonna coming to you from the Oyukini Sushi and Sashimi. It is the end of summer gastronomy 2021. And I'm representing the Facebook group, Everything Is Food. And I'm here. I'm gonna place my first order. I'm placing my first order people. Let's see. I'm gonna have salmon, white tuna. Let's see. Regular tuna. These are the rolls. These are the rolls. And then for Sashimi, I'm gonna have, I'm gonna have unagi, eel, right? Mackerel and red snapper and yellowtail, yellowtail. They're playing the sappy, the sappy music, you know, these romantic love songs which are sang by namby, pamby, you know, metrosexual, delicate, bubbly men, you know what I mean? They can't make up their mind what they want to be. And they're actually making money over this, off of these nauseating songs. No, I didn't. I got the, I got the, I got the old, the older one. That's a, the older one, that's a little heavy, a little, a little heavy set aside, not too much shit. She's nicer, you know. The rolls and the, are you welcome? Yeah, they're, they're a little short-handed, short-handed. I like that song by, what was that, Salt and Pepper? I, I, I don't want no short dick man, remember that? No, they got it low, but it's, it's really, it's sappy, it's nauseating. I wonder if I change, you know what? I'm gonna change the position because the lights are causing a bit of a glare. Hold on for a second. Let me see, let me see if this is better. You know what? I, I do believe, yeah, this is, this might, yeah, actually this might be better, but, you know, the, the pencil and the geek that runs stream yard, he can't, if, if I go panoramic, I can't get my whole body in here. I gotta keep on, I gotta keep on crouching down. This really, that damn pencil, all these geeks that run these social media companies, they're all, they're all a bunch of pencil and that geeks. I swear to God, they suck. All right, so now I gotta go like this. I gotta sit back a little. Otherwise, you know, not too bad. Pour myself some ginger ale. The oil you can eat sushi establishment. Get the cart. Get the cart out. Hold on. Is that it? No. Not that, no. Gee, people don't, people don't seem to be into, into deep thought and deep subjects on that, that Facebook chat. Sure. Nobody's making comments on there. All they talk about is 30, 30 booze. All right. Here we go. I got the red tuna, salmon, rolls. Okay, here I got, oh, they forgot the eel. They got no eel. Here is the white tuna, yellowtail red snapper. I gotta tell them they forgot the eel. The eel will not make you squeal. That figures they were talking about Corona. But Corona virus or Corona beer, you get some wasabi like I normally do. Actually let me do this so I don't make a mess, but not a plate. It's hard to believe people actually make money off of these sappy songs. I was going to go to Jack's Lobster Shack, but what a rip-woff that place is. I mean, fried whole belly clams, platter for like 26 bucks for friggin deep fried clams. Give me a break. Yeah, the Delta. Now there's a new one, believe it or not, there's a new variant. Worst than Delta. They go, oh, they want to do us in Ronny S. They want to do us in, yeah, I know because they played the Chinese. They played something like, I think it was Chinese Spring Festival music. No, that's good. They got sturdy plastic straws that they don't break when I go like this. You know how these companies like to cut corners? I tell you, CEOs, they should be deep fried into dipped in tempura batter and deep fried. At least they give you a nice big piece of raw fish in there. Very good. I'm very happy about the big hunk of tuna on both sides, right straight through Mr. Ronny S. So BC Beer Review is coming on with me at 9 p.m. and then Paul, Paul Mantia, hopefully. Oh yeah, pretty decent piece, sure. Yeah, Nina, you already see her from the Ocean State of Rhode Island. Yeah, Nina, I mean, that's how these rolls are here with this oil you can eat. I got the salmon roll. Besides the red tuna, I got the salmon, I got my, which is even tastier, the white tuna, raw white tuna. And then I got a piece of mackerel, yellowtail, and red snapper sashimi. This is my first platter, platter number one. This song is really nauseating, who you are, where you're from, as long as you love me, something like that. It's making me nauseous. Oh, I'm glad you mentioned that, Nina, because I ordered onagi and the dude that brought me to plate didn't bring it. I'm going to tell the waitress. I'm going to make sure I get onagi, and I'm also going to make sure I get that delicious deep fried shrimp tempura, you know, with the panko breadcrumbs. Excellent. I'm going to get five of those. I don't care. Let them give me dirty looks, I don't give a shit. Okay, now's the time for the salamone. Oh my God, the sappy music is killing me. They got all kinds of rolls here. The soft shell crab, you know, the one, that's the only, that's the only different roll. Exotic roll I like is spider roll, you know, the soft shell crab. Hey, Darryl Messiahs from Northern California, greetings, greetings, Darryl Messiahs, greetings. I know it might be messy, Ronnie, but during tonight's show after 9 p.m., you think I should bring my own version of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know, sarcasm, you know, Ronnie S knows what I'm talking about. Now they're playing that song, it's Too Late to Apologize, it's Too Late, it's Too Late to Apologize, it's Too Late to Apologize. On that chat group, that is really not accurately named on Facebook Messenger. You notice how I try to stir it apart, Ronnie S, I try to stir it apart with some controversial subject that's different than beer and booze. I think I need a little bit more wasabi, but you know what I'm going to do? So they don't take the wasabi away. I'm going to put it all on my plate, on my little plate. So Nina, how's things, how you feeling? We haven't seen you in a while. Tonight, tonight's show is open topic, anything goes, no censorship, people can review beer, they can review whiskey, they can talk about anything they want, no subject is off limits. On tonight's show, there's nothing like Canada Dry Ginger Ale, hits the spot, it really does. And it's always good to have it in the house, get a six pack of it, keep it in the back closet in case you get gastroenteritis, intestinal bug, virus, whatever, it's excellent for that. WebMD says don't eat any food, don't drink any water when you have that illness, just the ginger ale. And that's what you do. So it starts at 9 p.m. Eastern time and it goes on, you know. So you're three hours earlier than that, Darrell, hey, far thought this year, there you go. We had a good show, we had a good Fandango Friday last night, very good. I'm okay, it's a nice, cool, dry, breezy Saturday afternoon, end of summer, gastronomy. And I got the white tuna roll as part of my first, my first platter out of kombucha. It couldn't be better, it came out perfect, part doctor, listen, when I drink kombucha, being that it is so high in probiotics, I really fill up the porcelain throne, I mean I really crap it, it cleans me out big time, even more so than putting two heaping teaspoons of wheat bran in the hot cereal, your mills bran. When I have the kombucha, I don't have to drink a lot either, maybe just this much in a cup does a trick. And I got, I got two scobies, they've grown like the blob, I got two scobies, I got enough scoby till I give other people, but I got two scobies this big, in pictures. That's okay, it happens, it happens, I do, I make various kombucha combinations, what I usually do, I get the organic herbal teas from Trader Joe's. This time I just use Japanese Sencha green tea with, I think I use Roybos, which is African red bush, but you know they have hibiscus, they have rose, rose hips in there, outstanding sources of natural vitamin C, and lemongrass, still they put a lot of, they put lemongrass in a lot of formulas, but I could do one of my favorite ingredients for kombucha is the white tea, which is supposedly the first, the tiny leaves around the bud around the flower in a springtime. The white tea with pomegranate extract, I'm going to have to sell the scobies because they grow so fast, like it's like the blob from the old horror movies during the 1950s, they grow fast and it's the sugar, you have to use a cup of sugar as food for the, for the yeast, for the scoby yeast, the girl is singing, I'm coming for you. I don't know what she means by that, now I got, alright now I do the yellowtail, it doesn't really hold together as well as the roll, but what they call it, teka maki, teka maki is the roll, a little more wasabi in the soy sauce, it doesn't matter what this damn thing, alright there we go, people don't realize how important probiotics are for health, I mean, and it's not just lactobacillus, acidophilus, it's a huge family, bulgaris, thermophilus, bifidus, goes on and on, and I think bifidobacteria, I think that lives in a colon and others live in a small intestine, hey BC, you're getting hungry, thank you, thank you for what the doctor says, any further word on Mr. Ronald Jeterio, I think they are still out of power, yeah he called me during, towards the end of Fandango Friday, he called me on the phone and I put him on the show, he's alive and kicking, still no power, yeah, he's staying with his father but he's very frustrated because his father doesn't have internet, Ronald has no internet access and he's driving him nuts and I can really feel his pain but he should stay with his daughter in Alabama, you know, but yeah, totally shredded, the whole southern Louisiana is in horrible shape, yeah that must be really really frustrating, we're sitting around watching regular TV stations at your father's house and his father probably decides what's gonna be on TV, he says by October, they might, they might not have power until October, you believe that, that's a long way, there's a macro, I'm telling you he will not last until October living with his father and I didn't get the, oh Nagi, I don't know what happened, let me see, the pencil fell apart, you believe that, I don't believe it, I get another macro, they have red clam but that's a little chewy, I'll get a white tuna, I bet them, when I cross off the eel, I better make it dark, shrimp tempuras, tempura, I'll get some edamame, not edamame, I'm sorry, shumai dumpling, pork, oh really, they got fried oysters, oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna get fried oysters, oh without a doubt, pork gyoza, I'll definitely get some pork gyoza and shumai, shumai dumpling, I always wondered what, I always wonder what clear soup was, what is it, water, hot water, yeah a whole month PC, that is crazy, he won't make it a month with his dad with no internet, oh yeah his booze collection is safe, actually his house suffered minimal damage, yeah make sure they make an unagi, you have another pencil because it broke, it broke, thank you, yep that's horrible, a whole month without being at home, living in someone else's house, tolerating their habits, this is why I always say, you know when my grandfather was, when my grandparents were around my grandfather, he always liked to stay with relatives if they lived in a nice real nice area for vacation, tropical, subtropical, whatever, whatever, I says listen, nothing staying with relatives to save money on a hotel, you're not really getting things for free because you have to, you have to, what do you call, you have to tolerate their habits and you have to compromise with them when you want to go out to dinner because you know you're staying with them, they usually expect you to have dinner with them and most likely pick up their tab, so you have to always compromise with others as far as what you're going to have for dinner, it's just too much crap, you know farthog, nothing is free because you're saving money on a hotel staying with a relative, it's really not worth it, but you know a lot of the old timers, especially the ones that grew up during the great depression, they're kind of penny wise and pound foolish, all they know is how much am I saving right now, how much am I making right now? Daryl, Daryl Macias says, nope, it's a pain in the ass, so Daryl, you know what I'm talking about, oh my god, so every day, breakfast, lunch and dinner, you got to do things with the people that own the house, let's say they're in Florida, you got to keep compromising with all these relatives, you can't just pick up and go and do whatever you want. B.C. says, there is a cost to everything, you're right, and there's a drawback to everything, everything good, every silver lining has a storm cloud, you know in the back summers, oh you did that one time Daryl, you stood with relatives or friends, Daryl, Daryl Macias says, thank you, oh, they got, oh, I'm gonna, I ordered the pork gyoza, shumai, and fried oyster, fried mooncake, no, I'm like, okay, so this is, they're gonna come out with my appetizers, with my accoutrements, it's horrible, it's really a royal pain in the ass, you got to keep on compromising with family, oh here it comes, all right, so we got the unagi, thank you sir, all right, this must be the pork, this looks like the pork gyoza, which is a dumpling, you know, comes in this cute little boat, I don't think this boat is meant to use during the flooding but pork gyoza, turning Japanese, so we're turning Japanese, I really think so, turning Japanese, so we're turning Japanese, I really think so, so, okay, at white tuna sashimi, unagi, and the mackerel, turning Japanese, I really think so, turning Japanese, there we go, shumai, shumai, shumai, shumai dumpling, got to make sure I don't get my earbuds cored all dirty from this stuff, all right, BC Beer Review say, you like this song, the song that's playing, oh, turning Japanese, oh, I thought you meant the sappy crap they're playing here over the loudspeaker, got nice, I'm not an expert at chopsticks, so bear with me, got the roasted eel, unagi, shrimp tempura, I have a nice big piece of white tuna, turning Japanese, because I'm turning Japanese, I really think so, why no women, Japanese, because I'm turning Japanese, I really think so, turning Japanese, because I'm turning Japanese, I really think so, come back, Ronald Terrio, come back, Ronald Terrio, anyway, I'll be covering for Ronald during Wednesday, Wednesday's theme is Oktoberfest beers, so I called the show Boisterous Beer Banter Bananza, and that'll be this Wednesday, I know that myself, BC Beer Reviews and Ronnie S has that covered, and other people are welcome to join, I will put, I will put the link at the top of the comments box now, I will also put the link at the top of the comments box tonight at the 9pm, like I did with Fandango Friday, and of course Wednesday I'll do that, but I don't do it when I'm in a restaurant, and I'll tell you why, if I have a panel of others on video, then I won't be able to show the food in an optimal way, I mean, see, right now, I'm using my phone, and I don't know how to go solo, solo screen with the phone, I'm just getting acclimated to go in live with the Android phone, so I don't want like little thumbnail images of the food, now we got the mackerel, nice big piece of mackerel, and then I will hit the appetizers, this is good for the stomach too, this is a pickled ginger, very good, gastrointestinal disorders, Farta, Farta doctor knows about it, he knows, but the most important thing is you have to maintain high fiber diet with complex carbohydrates, and you have to refrain from refining carbohydrates, which is white flour, white sugar, white rice, you gotta eat high fiber complex carbs, leafy greens, especially dark leafy greens, fruits, fruits, but you gotta be careful if you're diabetic, you gotta be careful with the fruits now, nothing high in the glycemic index, that's what you need, dieters and diabetics, it doesn't matter, you need to get a good comprehensive glycemic index chart, BC says, that's it, I'm ordering General So's chicken, you know, I always asked them, I always asked them, was General So a real general, and nobody knows, nobody knows the answer to that, so then I say, well I guess your answer is so what, General So's chicken, so what, I wonder if he was a real general, tell you people, this fried oyster with this sauce on the side, which might be oyster sauce, is unbelievably delicious, the same thing goes for shrimp tempura, in other words General So is just as authentic as the Quaker Oats, the old man on the Quaker Oats box, or Uncle Ben's Rice, or Mama Celeste on the frozen pizza, she's not real, Aunt Jemima, I'm not sure, I'm not sure if she was real, she was, they're fictitiously created by corporate, so General So might be fake, now there's a, I also saw a General Chen's chicken, General Chen fried oyster, a fried oyster people, oyster tempura, cheers everyone, cheers, tastes like King Neptune's sweaty balls, I'm already kidding, I'm already kidding, next shumai dumpling, ah so shumai dumpling, yeah those fried oysters were freaking good man, well tomorrow for two days, starting tomorrow morning I'll be at my sister's house, but I still will have my phone, my sister is an outstanding cook, so I won't exactly be starving, but then again I'm never starving when I'm home either, I'm never starving when I'm home, what I'm going to talk about, what I'm going to start off tonight's show with, along with BC Beer Review, it's going to be a consumer advocate topic, by personal, my personal experience that happened to me this past week, and in the past, I made the mistake of ordering an As Seen On TV product from Amazon Prime, because I get free shipping, I will tell the story, and I seriously, I will not order any more As Seen On TV products, but I will get into the details of that story tonight, now it's time for the pork gyoza, it is, the boat is growing, this is like, it's like the love boat, look how many decks it has, it's got three decks already, I got one more deck, gyoza, ah shit, slipped out of my hands, are you, are you going, you're going there, oh okay, all right, I'll probably, towards the tail end of this, or I'll be out the door, I don't know, go get your general sauce chicken, they don't give you that here, between the orange wedges, then I have, I have so many organic naval oranges from Whole Foods at home, ice cold, I'll be fine, I also got some of these wonderful red plums from Whole Foods, oh man, they are bright red inside, and they're super sweet and juicy, I'll catch you later BC, when you get your food right, for the final deck of the love boat, the shrimp tempura, the final deck of the love boat, cheers, where's Ronnie, yes he's probably stuffing his face right now, because of me, no it's not a roll, no, oh no, they're solid, they're solid, shrimp in here, there's no filler in here, if there was like artificial crab meat, or soy protein, hydrolyzed soy protein, whatever they call, isolate whatever, I wouldn't, I wouldn't order it, oh yeah, the imported, the really good panko breadcrumbs, now really good imported panko breadcrumbs are made from whole wheat, I believe, and soy, which I think might make very good meatloaf, you know what else makes good meatloaf, instead of using white flour, Italian breadcrumbs with seasoning, a friend of mine used organic oatmeal flakes, organic rolled oats, and he says it came out great, and I told him the night before, put all the seasoning, the raw egg, some extra virgin olive oil, whatever, put everything in there, and let it soak in the refrigerator, let it get moist, and then the day you make the meatloaf, then you mix that in, hey, I'm Sid, how you doing Sid, how you been, good, just stuff on my face here, you know I have a lot of, I have a lot of lady friends, don't live in my area, one does, but I live, I have peace and quiet, nobody bosses me around, I live alone in a very large apartment, and I learn through experience of what to do and what not to do. Now, Farthak, there's good people, yeah, he did get destroyed, oh by the way, how did Bobby Lashley do in Bellator, did he do, did he do well? I think he worked for Bellator, right? No, I'm just, you know, I like the independent life, you know, until I meet somebody who's not controlling, number one, number two, who's not materialistic, but fat chance trying to find out, right? Beta male, you know all about, you know all about the red pill men going their own way lifestyle, and the beta male ends up being a sucker that just pays for everything, very witty and smart, look at, read that, women all, hold on, let me get back to you, women all want 666, six foot, six figures and he's six pack, good luck in New York trying to get a woman if you make less than a hundred, yeah, but what, but Sid, what do they bring to the table to make themselves, to justify being so nitpicky, what do they bring to the table? That's the magic question, part doctor, Bobby Lashley, you know that's not bad, 15 and 2, that's not bad, oh yeah because New York, you know what the problem with women around here in New York, everybody's in a hurry, everybody is in a hurry to do everything, to make somebody else rich, to hustle their way through life, and I guess, I guess the drop did, everybody's in a rush, if they have to slow down their vehicle just for a few seconds they're blowing a horn, I dated, you know a long time ago, I dated this girl, she was a lawyer in both New York and New Jersey and she lived near Lexington Avenue, not far from the United Nations, she lived in a, well typical apartment, but to me it was more like a, like a big studio, yeah I think I'm finished, you have the green tea ice cream, yes, good, good, yeah so I stood over her place one time because most of the times she came by me in Jersey, so I stood over her place one time, I could not sleep with all the noise outside, the horns blowing, people talking loud, she had those apartments where you know you get out of bed and you're like, you have a few steps from the bathroom and the kitchen, because the cost of living is so insane for those that choose to live in an urban area, but I hate the, I hate the other boroughs for a doctor, because all you see is graffiti everywhere, graffiti, as far as I'm concerned that's vandalism of private and public property, that's not someone's culture, that's not artwork, not to me, you know the biggest problem is the middle class, the middle class carried a tax burden thanks to Ronald Reagan, yeah and there's, and what about, you know, what about when George Bush, I don't know if it was the father or the son that gave temporary visas to the Salvadorians when they were having a civil war and the Salvadorians never went back, I bet, I bet the typical full-time working middle-class person, you know, a decent job is paying more in taxes than let's say the Waltons that own Walmart or Jeff Bezos or maybe Elon Musk, you know, they have these so many loopholes and they've been on a taxification for decades since Reagan changed that whole taxes and, you know, the middle class, it's not just the working stiff or the professional, the middle class is, you know, mainstream small businesses, mom and pop stores, you know, emerging growth companies, all small businesses, they're part of the middle class, middle class and they're getting hammered. You mean Pete Booty-Jig with his elite wine cave, the infamous wine cave, he has some skeletons, they're both of them have skeletons in their closet, Bloomberg, you know, who's running for mayor of New York and you know me, I'm an ultra-left-winger but I am supporting Republican Curtis Sleewa, the founder of the Guardian Angels for mayor of New York City, he will clean up New York. The new governor of New York is starting to pander to the lobbying groups because she introduced her new lieutenant governor, you know what I mean, Curtis Sleewa. Well, the feminists, they only care about power, that's all they want, that's all they want, they're man-haters and they're just one power. Yeah, if Andrew Cuomo was gay, they would be making him look like a hero but because he's like a real man that, you know, gets a boner with the right women, they put them through the meat grinder. Yeah, if you're heterosexual white American male, you're at the bottom of the barrel. Yeah, that's insane. That is absolutely insane. That's insane. You can't, you know, there's no more human contact, like back in the day when people were normal, you have to be afraid to have any contact with the opposite gender. Come on, this is ridiculous and it's all because people, politicians and the media have been pandering to the feminist lobbying group. They don't have actual work to do, Sid. They have nothing better to do. Oh, she was more than happy to take this position because it shows you how insane the neoliberals have become. Well, not anytime soon, they don't listen. They only have power because powers that be given to them. They're afraid to say, no. People are people just like parents are afraid to say no these days. Heaven forbid, people should start saying no. No, you don't have a case. No, you can't prove your case. No, you don't have a leg to stand on. No, you can't be in control and know that woman, you, I'm sorry, and no, that man did not harass you. He only gave you a compliment about your outfit. He said something nice to you. He did not harass you. No, that man does not deserve to be fired for asking you to dinner or complimenting your outfit. No, simple word, right? One moment, please. Okay, this is the last comment because I have to close the show. Happy Labor Day Week in 2021, everybody. Why do white women hate white men so much these days? Yeah, because you notice they don't, the trend is for them not to date white men. If you know, you know what I'm talking about. And you know what I hate? Good thing I don't have any, good thing I don't have any daughters. The white girls are all going for the ghetto guys. They're all going for the ghetto guys, okay? If you know what I mean. But anyway, listen, have a safe and enjoyable Labor Day weekend. The official, the unofficial, I'm sorry, the unofficial ending of summer, 2021, my favorite time of year, autumn, is almost here. We're getting close. Yeah, I'll be on tonight after 9 p.m. All right Sid, thank you. Fart, Dr. Darryl Masias, Ronnie S., BC Beer Reviews. Thank you. Thank everyone for stopping by. Thank you. Bye.