 No, you're in the wrong part of town. Do you guys have a gun? Oh yeah, you wanna see the hell? Yeah, do you have a gun? I need a gun. Get me another gun. Give me a second gun. I'm Samuel L. Jackson, biiiiid. What the heck? How scuffed am I? I am Samuel L. Jackson, biiiiid. Hi! Hello. Hey, you know Lockbrook? Huh? Like this long? No, like a thing that you steal cars with. Yeah. Can I have it? Here. I think this. I think this. Okay. I think this. Okay, I'm taking it. Alright. Have a nice day. Alright, thanks. Hi. Hi. What you doing? Not much, dude. I'm Samuel L. Jackson, biiiiid. Okay. Can I have this car? Is this yours? Uh, yeah. Okay, never mind. Well, but you're Samuel L. Jackson. Okay, can I have it? No. Oh, okay. Never mind. Wait, here, maybe I can fix it. Can I have the keys? No. Why do you look like Logan Paul? I don't know who Logan Paul is. He sounds like a biiiiid. Yeah, he is. I gotta park this. Okay, no, that's fine. You're lucky I can't park this right now. No, that's cool. Just let me know. Wait a second. Yeah? Give me the keys or else. Uh, you know what? You bring up a good point. Sick. Yeah. Except, UNO reverse card. Get out of my car or else. Okay. Oh, now what? Okay. Okay, where are we going? Should we run this guy over? Uh, yeah. Okay. Hey, uh, uh, Adam, I'm sorry. I gotta run you over. Why? This really cool guy. Yeah, good to see you, Samuel L. Jackson dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Yeah, he's flicking you off. Nice to meet you guys. My name's Adam. My name's Samuel L. Jackson, biiiiitch. That's pretty freaking cool. Thanks, dude. Yeah. Yeah, he's pretty freaking cool. You want to hop in my trunk? Sure. Okay. Let me know if we need to stab anybody else. Oh, that guy. That guy in the torture room. Oh, he doesn't look so good. Um, I think they took care of themselves. I think he's dead. Hey, I'm going to step out for a second and say, I don't think what you're doing right now is very kosher. See, if I had to investigate the situation as a bystander looking over this, it kind of looks to me like you are taking advantage of a situation in which he becomes like kind of like a loot box for you. No, no, no, even better. This guy has an expired license, bitch. Okay, so here's what happened. Okay, so these guys ran you over. What? What? Did you see that? That was crazy. Okay, but who robbed him? Yeah, Jebediah. My name is Samuel L. Jackson. I know everything. Hello, 911. There's a tow truck driver that just got ran over by this guy in a pink car. Well, at least I wasn't a hit and run. You hit him and then you stayed here. This is just a hit. I mean, you're kind of on my arm right now. No, no, sorry about that. Back up a little bit. Sorry about that. Yeah. Is that one live character? No, it's the SPS crimp. Most of my characters are just SPS crimps. Yeah. Stop some. Oh. Oh. Hello. Oh, no. Who's this? He's going down the drain to rob a hole. Okay. What is you doing, man? My name is Samuel L. Jackson, bitch. Bro, you in the wrong part of town, man. You in the wrong hood, gangster. No, you're in the wrong part of town. Do you guys have a gun? Oh, yeah, you want to see that? What the hell? Yeah, do you have a gun? I need a gun. Oh, he's paying. You see that? Mother fucker. That's the gun. Oh, my God. Right there. Whoa, dude. That's like a fire. I don't hear your shit. I don't hear your shit. Look at that. Oh, my shit. Oh, my shit. Clap it. Oh, what's it mean? Oh, shit. Oh, look at that. What do you think of that? Sit down a little bit. Sit down a little bit. I don't feel comfortable watching this anymore. Sit down a little bit. Who guard is this? All right. This is my parent's card, man. This is my parent's card, man. If I give you a gun, what you gonna do with it? Probably shoot somebody. I want you to go up to a fun house up north in your sandy shores. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shoot that bitch up. Okay. Say less. All right. Let's take him to our trailer. I got something for him. What's your name again? Samuel Jackson. Samuel Jackson? I thought it was Blake. Nah, that ain't me, dog. I can tell it ain't you. You ain't Blake. Wait, so what do you guys want me to do? You want me to go in there and shoot all the clowns? Yeah, we're shooting all the clowns, all right? Sick. You good at shooting? No, I need 12. He says he needs 12. He said he can't fucking aim. You know, it's bullshit, genetics. No, I need six more to shoot cops later. You need double trouble, don't you? I like you. I got a fully loaded. Okay, not fully loaded. I can talk to all of you. I got some gas money. Six shots. No, it's okay here. And the bag that's loaded into it. And then I got another one with four in it for you. All right. Now you remember that the Pistain crime family helped you. The Pistain crime family? That's right. Okay, I got you, dog. All right, we'll take you over there. You run up in that bitch and you kill any clown with a fucking car. You have a fucking clown mask on. You understand? Okay, sounds good. Let's go hop in. Wait. Yeah, I had to make sure I was loaded. You need some bandages? No, bandages are for pussies, dog. You sure? What about knife facts? No, knife facts are for pussies, too. I don't even know what those are. But they're probably for pussies. Yeah, true. All right, we pull up to the house. Okay, so I just shoot everybody in the face. That's right. Head shots, baby. Okay, can I shoot other people, too? Yeah, anyone who's at this fucking house? I have my number one hit man taking care of it. All right, listen, boss. Get it up here now, sir. Get in there. There they are. They're clowns. What the fuck? Wait, they're clowns? Are you guys clowns? No, no, no. No clown. No clown. Yo, clown dogs. I'm about to shoot all of you all. Or Frank. Yo, where are the clowns? What's up? I like them. They're on their way up here, bruh. Post up in there. Sir, hello? Sir? Sir, are you okay? Hello? Yo, what's up? Are you okay, sir? Yeah, I'm good. Are you a clown? No, I'm not a clown. Okay, then you leave. Oh, okay. Actually, no, give me all your money first. Um, I don't know if I have much money. I have garlic. Okay, put your hands up right now. I need your hands up right now or I'm going to shoot you. Okay, one second. Why do you look like a clown? Um, I don't know. I just, this is like the way I like to do my makeup. Okay. What are you doing here? I'm taking your shit, dog. Here, you're a hostage now. You're my hostage. Oh my gosh. Here, sit down. Sit down right here. Oh! Please, no clown. Clown bitch. Clown bitch. Clown bitch, where you at, dog? Clown bitch, where you at, clown bitch? Who is this guy? I'm Samuel Jackson, bitch. Oh, hi. Oh, hi. Jackson, everybody run. He's going to kill you. Samuel Jackson. You shouldn't shoot me again. That would be really nice if you didn't, yeah. Oh, motherfucker. Oh, Samuel Jackson, no. You shot me right in my canoe. That's a good Samuel. Samuel Jackson, bitch. Hey, I need ammo. I need ammo. I need ammo. Do you have ammo? Use both clips? Yeah. Oh, shit. That's all I got. Get another gun. Give me a second gun. I don't got another. You're worthless. Oh, shit. No. Okay. I'm going to stab each other. I'm going to stab each other. I'm Samuel Jackson, dog. Don't chase me, dog. You know what you're dead. I started before him. You got on your huh? You son of a yuck. What did you do to my friends? Oh, they made me do it. Made you do what? Speak to me, damn it. They made me shoot them. Would you have a gun? No. What? How did you? My feet are so yuck and big. I'm just looking at my footprints. What is this? What the? I'm taking you downtown. You'll pay for what you did. You're welcome. This is the guy that stabs us. Hey, Barak. Who is this? Who is this? Oh, no. It's Logan Paul. He's famous. I'm Samuel Jackson, bitch. Get out of your rest. No, I didn't do anything. I was about to have an outburst. I was going to say whatever happened was probably justified, but... Type shit. Give me the phone. I can talk to him. Okay. Yeah, I can definitely do that. Bye-bye. What did I do? You taste. I didn't do anything. I was running around Grape seed. Clown comes up to me and said, It's you and he hit me in the head with a wrench. I am off the bell. Like Belle, like Beauty and the Beast, Belle? Kind of, yeah. Oh, sick. All right. My name is Samuel Jackson. Trust me. You do not want to call me that word right now. Can I get a lawyer? Oh, shit. Give it up. You will be shot. What's up? I'm giving it up. Hand. Oh, shit. I gave it up. Wait, that was sick. Sir, stop. Hands up. What? Shoot it. Hand up. Hey, what? Hey, that was sick, dude. Look at that. Get back. No, get back. Dude, that was so sick. Send me all Jackson back. Hey, back. I want to watch. That was sick. Get in this room. Dude, that was sick. You are going to cause me fricking gray hair. Did you shoot anybody? No. Oh my gosh. That was so sick. I heard like 20 gunshots. I am going to slap you. I swear to God. I do want to do a full documentation of the possessions that you have on your person. Okay. Tomorrow I will go ahead and contact you and then we can continue where we left off. Okay. Okay. What if I'm not here tomorrow? Uh, we will try to contact or I will try to contact you as soon as I can. Okay. Cause my, my, I don't, I don't have a, you know, sometimes the train gets a little, uh, So change of plan. If you are extremely hard to get a hold of, I have several witness statements that state that you have a gun, you are GSR positive. I'm going to go ahead and search you real quick. The guy said, yeah, how do you have a gun? But I, I did not have a gun. The only gun that I had today was like, I don't know, an hour ago from the, whenever I was hunting with that guy, I was running around. This guy said here, you can come hunting with me. And then he, he asked me to shoot the gun. Yeah. We're still going to do a documentation of your stuff. Okay. Okay. All I know was that guy was in my pockets for like at least one minute, maybe two minutes. Okay. Mr. Jackson, what we're going to do, um, we're going to get some fingerprints of you real quick just to verify who you are. Cool. If charges are pressed, um, I'm going to go ahead and contact you. Um, I really need to go to sleep. Otherwise tomorrow's going to be a hell for me. Okay. That being said, sir, can I get your phone number real quick? Oh my gosh. Why do I have so much stuff in my pockets? Uh, 420-327-0483. Okay. But yeah, whoever that guy is that brought me over there, I think you put a bunch of shit in my pockets. Wait, do you think that guy said, do you think that guy said, how do you have a gun and then just put the magazine on me and then kept the gun for himself? Possible. Did you, did you guys check him? We, we did press coming up. There's a lot of moving parts in this investigation, and I do want to speak to him. I do want to try to see if we can catch him with that weapon. Yeah. Did anyone rob the laundromat? I'm just sitting here waiting to rob it if anyone needs help. Let me know. Oh, hey officer. It was impossible that I'm finding you, not a block away from the... Okay. Hey, what's up? How you doing? I'm good. Some logon didn't like how I looked or something and he just came and started beating the shit out of me and I didn't even fight back. Okay. What hurts? What's going on? Uh, my face. Hey, also, somebody stole my ID, I think, whenever they tried to plant a gun on me, etc. Okay. Oh wait, you think I shot somebody in the hospital? I was sick, dude. Oh yeah, no, I, yeah, I shot that motherfucker. Yeah, I was sick. Did you kill him? I'm pretty sure I haven't heard from him since. He, uh, last I heard he was going to the morgue, so probably. Yeah, that was badass. Do you have a gun? Um, no. Okay. Okay, thanks. Wait, do you have a lockpick? Um, I have a rock. Can I have that? No, that's probably worse than a gun, to be honest. Wait, hold on, come back. No, Mr. Jackson, I gotta go. I gotta... Mr. Jackson. Hey, give me his white heart. Hey, buddy. This guy, I was chasing after you and this guy just decided to start beating me up. Right. Listen, I think we're going to go to the hospital now, okay? Okay. Do you have any, like, other weapons other than a gun that I can have? I have a... There you go. Sick. Who the fuck just let you go? What do you mean? I didn't do anything. Here, just hop in the car. Let's get out of here. What the fuck makes you think I take you anywhere? What do you mean? Is that your son, Barak? Well, this is not my fucking son. Yes, my mom. You guys look similar. Yes, my mom. He's your mom? Yes, my mom. I'm trying to get out of here. Let's get out of here. You're not trying me. No, it's a cool man. Hold on. Yeah, Jackson. Listen, I want you to look behind you, okay? All right, I want to look to your left. Just stay in the fucking car. You understand, Jackson? Oh, shit. That's just sick. Okay. You let me know what to do it. You stay in the fucking car no matter what, Jackson. You don't fucking move, all right? If anyone asks, my name is Officer Flop Dogg. Oh, shit. Why are you guys hired? Two people named Flop? You guys are idiots. Wait. Is this the number from where I want to sit in the front office? Front seat or what? Right in the background? Wait, what's happening? Oh, shit. Just get in the fucking water, Jackson. Jump in the water. Okay. Get in there. I think. Wait, how come I'm not drowning? You can swim, I guess. This is weird. Well, that was crazy. How come I didn't fall? Oh, I fell.