 Everyone knows I'm actually pronounced! Three words or less trigger an entire fan base. Hmm. Here were dragons. Oh, I'm sorry. Here's the tissue. In three words or less trigger an entire fan base. I can't believe I'm doing this. Siren heads and SCP. Are people allowed to make money off the SCP Foundation intellectual property? Yes. But with limitations. Number one is that you absolutely cannot make money off the image of SCP 173. You can make money off SCP 173's story of a poopy statue that wants to break your neck, but you cannot use the peanut statue to make money. This is because the original author of SCP 173 stole that art without permission and now SCP Wiki Staff has a nice handshake agreement with the artist as long as we don't monetize it. This means any merch out there of peanut statue, stuffed animals, t-shirts, any of it, illegal, immoral, stay away. Now that we've talked about what you can't do, let's move on to what you can in part two. Can you monetize the works of the SCP Foundation? Yes, if you're cool with the following. This is part two. Make sure to check out part one where we talk about what you absolutely should not do. The first thing you need to do is cite your source like a college essay. You need bare minimum the name of the article, the name of the author and the link to the article. This isn't required, but I like to share the author's author page as well because usually they have a Ko-fi or a Patreon and if we're making money off their work, it'd be nice if the author did too. You also have to have this license blurb that says that you also release your work that you just made using the CC 3.0 essay license. This is how the community grows because we're all allowing people to use our work freely. This is also why you'll never see a Netflix SCP production. They don't like the creative commons, they want copyrights so they can keep it. Become a patron of Site 42, we're trying to indiate ourselves. So then he said, that's no anomaly, that's my wife. Oh, hold on, we gotta take this call. SCP Foundation, what's your emergency? Coke and Pepsi, never the two shall be done. Wait, maybe it's. Hello. This next one is really clear. What's up? And look for the eye. Which presumably is referencing eyes of Ender, the items that'll. Hey, I don't know what kind of meat I am, but I know I'm probably gonna expire tomorrow. You all tagged me, but I don't know what you think I'm gonna do about this. Your options are death or death. In the cleanup after the breach at Site 19, it was discovered that 049 had been infected with the clockwork virus. I understand the irony of the plague doctor being infected, or harder. We feared for the worst, but since infection, 049 has been completely docile. No dead staff members, no zombies. Only a lot of this spinning ring business, which, hey, it keeps the staff entertained. Recording devices in itself picked up muttering of the name Meccane in its sleep, which is to be expected, but we ought to keep an eye on it. I do not want to be perceived today. You know what? Mood. This is Dr. Sherman. I just got an emergency ping and again, you don't have to steal the gender-switching stone. SCP-113 is part of the Foundation's healthcare plan. Put in a request with your supervisor, meet with a staff therapist, do the proper paperwork, and then you get to use the stone. And by the way, remember that if you're non-binary, it goes a little random, it's really a binary stone, so be careful, there's risks involved. Psych 42 staff, this broadcast is to mourn the tragic yet inevitable passing of my spinning pen. It was dropped too much and it split at the seams, never to be fixed again. Don't worry, we had a very tasteful funeral. It's in that big garbage can in the sky. But fear not, for on this day, the online shopping gods have granted us this replacement spinning pen, which, when I touch these ends together. The spinning is slower because it's a different size, also because I'm mediocre at pen spinning. Capify, I've got the transmission back, what do you see? Oh my word. Wait, get eyes back on the target. We created this device so we could assist Mobile Task Force members with containing airborne anomalies such as SCP-199. What did you want to use it for again? Ew. Good, you found the bell. Go ahead and give it a ring for us. Excellent, we'll be signing off. All right, this is the part where it hangs him from his end-trails net. That's not on mute. No, it's muted. Begin test. Fancy an omelette today, little chef. That's right, it's omelette day, we're up in the difficulty of that. Starting with oil, good choice. Egg crack test, passable. Whiskings of mite, uncoordinated. Could use some work. No spill, very nice. Ham and cheese, basic but good ingredients. I like them a little lighter, but I'll give it an A. Yes, do not forget the garnish. Love it with you, I hate this. It makes me angry and confused and upset. I hate this with every fiber of my being. Humanity was a mistake. SCP Foundation, what's your emergency? Oh, okay, I see the mix up here. This is not SCP-682, you didn't need to tag me. This is a monitor lizard in a convenience store in Thailand or, as we call it in Foundation parlance, of Florida Tuesday. Begin test, SCP-239-Gama. Respond, D-Class. You were told it's not gonna come to life, loser. Little harsh. SCP-239 is a reality-bending eight-year-old, but we convinced that his powers only work during shooting stars. That's how we keep it contained. Shooting star! Right on cue. It was my turn. Oh my, security, get him. Begin test, fall back. Begin test, fall back. It broke. Abort test. Put his necklace on 682. Request denied, with prejudice. We would never do something this stupid. Oh, we actually did it. It's called We're Off to Be the Lizard. It's at plus 294 on the wiki. Yeah, go read it. I don't understand these people. Hey there, Site 42 fam. It's come to my attention that not a lot of people know that we have a Site 42 SCP merch store. We've commissioned art from multiple artists to make SCP-related merch, and we've got stickers for the Site 42 channel. And so if you want some SCP merch, as well as helping support the Site 42 channel, teespring.com slash stores slash Site 42. Thank you in advance, and cheers.