 Yes, the Oakland leaders have come a long way since the whole Antonio Brown helmet situation. It's okay Antonio, I sympathize with you. I mean if I was told that I can't wear a top button on time to football anymore, I'd probably retire myself. Even though it is less buttons to deal with in bed, but let's be honest, half the time do we even take off our shirts when we... Gather around ladies and gentlemen and welcome into time to football. My name is Hasan Khan and pre-season is finally over. Now we can actually watch our favorite starters play and not have them on the sideline looking like they're getting ready for a high school pep rally. But the difference here is that Joe Flacco is respectable, unlike actual high schoolers that just talk trash to players on the internet. Hey kid, the biggest things you have to worry about in life are puberty and who you're going to ask with your promposal. But enough about me roasting kids with peach fuzzes above their upper lip. Let's get into this week and the slate of games. It's the 100th season of the NFL and it kicks off with the best rivalry in the National Football League. And I'm not talking about D'Angelo Williams vs. Kyle Brandt, college football at a D3 school. I'm talking about the Chicago Bears vs. the Green Bay Packers. The Biscuit Mitchell Trabisky vs. Mustache Mountain Aaron Rodgers should be a great game. Then we transition over to Sunday's slate of games and don't overlook that Bill's and Jett's matchup. It's going to be exciting to see how much action Levy on Bell will get because it's no secret that Adam Gase running backs only get three touches a game. I mean, that's still more action than me, but hey, it's not about the number of touches that you get, it's about where you get touched. I'm pretty sure that's a quote by Wayne Gretzky quoted by Michael Scott. Adam Gase is an offensive genius, there's no question, but he doesn't use his players properly like we saw in Miami. Maybe that changed. Maybe he left everything about himself in Miami. Yes, like he left everything in Miami. Oh no, he didn't, no, come on man, that's, no, he didn't, it's Miami I know, but no, too far. That's, come on, no. Speaking of Miami, former Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill now plays in Tennessee. Speaking of Tennessee, the Titans and Browns play this Sunday. You like that transition I just made? There's a lot of hype in Cleveland going on right now, but we want to focus in on one particular player. And no, we're not talking about OBJ or Jarvis Landry or Baker Mayfield. We're talking about for the brand, the Scottish hammer, Jamie Gillen, who made the final 53 man roster this past week. Gillen is more than just a punter. He's a tough football player that kind of looks like 2009 Drew McIntyre. You know the whole chosen one gimmick? He found out that he made the 53 man roster while sitting in a bar. It cannot get more manly than that. The Colts and Chargers will also play, and it will not feature two of the best players that were expected to play in this game, and that is Melvin Gordon and Andrew Luck. Gordon wants a tad bit more money. Me acting like $3 million is a tad bit of money, but Andrew Luck has officially retired during preseason football, which is better than retiring during halftime of an NFL game. No, seriously, that actually happened. Look it up. Personally, I'm really going to miss Andrew Luck because he seems like a really great guy. I'm going to miss his competitive play, his drive to win, his character, even candid photos of him in the locker room right after a shower, or how he still has the flip phone as his regular phone. This is all real. I'm not making any of this up. I'm really going to miss Andrew Luck, and I really want to pay tribute to him. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to come out of the shower naked and take a nude mirror selfie with an old, non-discreet camera phone. Don't worry, I'm not too concerned about my photos getting leaked because that phone doesn't even have an iCloud, but that phone is so old that it took a very long time to try to get that picture, but you could say that I hung in there. All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. I'm out. And then we have a double header on Monday night between the Texas and the Saints, which should be a high-scoring game, and the Broncos and the Raiders, which, if you live on the East Coast, you're going to be just like me, you're going to be dreary-eyed, and stay up to 1 a.m. watching that game. But that wraps up this week's episode of Time 2 Football. Don't forget to like this video, leave a comment down below, and most importantly, subscribe to this channel so you can stay up to date when we come out with a new episode every single Thursday. And remember, if you can't get enough of me, which I understand if you can, but if you can't, hit me up on social media, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, at Time 2 Football is a username for all three. With all that said, thank you guys so much for watching this video, and enjoy week one.