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John Hegley - I Need You

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Published on Jul 26, 2009

An origional John Hegley song: I Need You
http://www.johnhegley.co.uk

Lyrics:
I need you like a bully needs to boast,
I need you like an ocean needs coast,
I need you like a doggie needs a lamppost,
I need you like a copper needs a crook,
I need you like a crannie needs a nook,
I need you like a lookalike needs somebody to look like,
I need you like a zoo needs a giraffe,
I need you like a psycho needs a path,
I need you like king arthur needed a table that was more than just a table for one,
I need you like a novel needs a plot,
I need you like the greedy need a lot,
I need you like a hobbel needs a certain level of grottiness to qualify...

Like acne cream needs spottyness,
I need you, oh yes I do,
Like a calender needs a week,
Like a colender needs a leak,
Like humans need to seak out what life on mars is,
Like hospitals need vases,

I need you like a kiwi needs a fruit,
I need you like a weewee needs a route out of the body,
I need you like noddy needed small ears just for the contrast,
I need you like bone needs marrow,
I need you like straight needs narrow,
I need you like the broadest bean needs something else on the plate before it can participate, in what you might describe as a decent meal,
I need you like a cappacino needs froth,
I need you like a candle needs a moth... If its gunna burn its wings off!

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