 ESPN's Mike Greenberg, Greeny, said that UConn could make the play-in tournament in the Eastern Conference. Full of shit. Damn. So as it stands, Greeny, UConn can beat the Atlanta Hawks tonight. Miami Heat are in the play-in. Can they beat the Miami Heat? I mean, that's a tricky one. They might not even win the NCAA Championship. I don't have a win. They probably won't. Let alone compete for a play-in spot in the National Basketball Association. This is crazy, Greeny. Why are y'all so sensitive when we bring up these cows? Well, this is just because we work very hard at being professional athletes for people to wake up and think... Those kids work hard? The best player on UConn wouldn't play on the Detroit Pistons right now. So how the hell would this college basketball team be? Any of these teams are in contention to make the NBA playoffs. This is just stupid.