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How to be a Cool Middle School Girl

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Published on Jun 22, 2009

SARCASM.

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Christina
Anyone else coming back and watching this after they've graduated and they remember actually watching this before going into middle school?
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StarySparkle7
All the idiots in the comment section make me laugh. THE GIRLS ARE BEING SARCASTIC IN THE VIDEO!
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RAYANATOOCEE
Sooo funny sadly some people think it's real😂😂
oliviaelycejackson
Instructions not clear enough got make up brush in my ass
Caitlin Flemm
LOL. I LOVE SARCASM 😂😂😂
GimmeDatCantSleepLov
No offense, but you two looked like demons! 😂
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Nyancat9027
I feel so bad for the people that took this seriously! :D
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Amalia McDaniel
Yall being sarcastic right?
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Addison Salcedo
So basically they want you to look like Donald trump
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Kevin Lang
Before I watched this video, I was just a normal middle-schooler, run of the mill and I really didn't "pop". There was this one boy I was interested in and I really wanted to get his attention. I tried everything, I talked to him but he just didn't see me, I tried to win his affection by learning how to play the guitar and serenading him in the halls, no luck!! I was becoming desperate. As each day passed and he didn't notice me, I died a little inside. Luckily I came across this phenomenal Youtube video that I simply owe my middle school reputation to. I listened to these two girls carefully and after meticulously memorizing each step - I was ready to go back into junior high with a new pep that all the girls would be jealous of. I can tell you that the very first day was a life changer. People actually began to notice me! I was popular, I was what everyone was talking about be it past, present, or future tense. I walked in the halls with my orange colored skin, bouncing my butt and popping my chest out and swinging my arms up and down. Nothing could stop me; I saw my crush at the end of the hall and began making my triumphant strut towards him. Everyone had their eyes on me as I approached Dylan. I stopped in front of him, and there was an awkward silence. I didn't walk away though, because I KNEW he had to have noticed me  - hell he was looking right at me! After about a minute of silence, he said, "Cool", and walked away. This video has gotten me this far, and there's about another 3 months of school left for me to really win Dylan's hand over. It seems I just need more make up and tissue paper to stuff my bra with. I owe it to these two girls that my crush Dylan finally noticed me. I plan to get married with him and have 10 babies. All at once. That is the dream. 
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