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That's wonderful Connie and I just know you'll be the bell of the ball this afternoon That outfit is so colorful and wintery looking especially those lovely blue socks. I haven't put on my socks yet Maybe we ought to turn the heat up mrs. Davis Of course dear But I'm crazy about that sweater and the earrings are divine even though they are a bit large These are not earrings mrs. Davis. They happen to be ear muffs I'm just wearing them a little lower than usual See I have what is known in medical circles as cold lobes Oh, it's nothing to worry about. I just don't want my blue feet to get jealous Put my socks and shoes on right now. I brought them in with me. Yes, you better get ready Connie Walter Denton They'll be here to pick you up any minute, but that's so fine We're waiting you still haven't told me how you got mr. Boynton to ask you to the dad It wasn't easy mrs. Davis. I started my campaign weeks ago First of all, I played hard to get for two days and then I then I played available Jones for three I Changed my lipstick four times and use six different brands of perfume in as many days And then then I bought two tickets to the dance and invited them It should be fun Oh, that's Walter now coming wall. See you tonight mrs. Davis Good morning, Walter. We're to this frigid icicle ridden chariot. Careful Walter. You're fogging up the windshield Knockout miss Brooks something new has been added hasn't it? What do you mean those large woolen earrings ear muffs cold lobes? Open your door. Yes, ma'am. I Think it only fair to call it to your attention miss Brooks But you may not be so comfortable on your way to school today. You see I brought my skis with me You haven't called it to my attention. I never would have noticed them Anything broken no fortunately this woolen skirt doesn't splinter easily Why don't you put these skis in the back of the car Walter? Oh, it's not big enough. Oh, just hold them on your lap Miss Brooks, that's not big enough either Here I'll stand them up on the floor between us. I don't know that won't work You've got the top on today. Oh, just sticking through the hole in the top Oh, grab the wheel a minute. I'll show you Perfect fit What is this metal contraption in the center of the skis Walter? Oh, that is my own invention miss Brooks I call it the Denton claw. It's guaranteed to keep your skis on no matter what really It's not only that but it's designed to keep your skis in perfect position regardless of what you're doing with your feet Suppose you're crushing grapes. Oh This is a great contraption. I'm gonna try it out this afternoon in the big hill back of school But aren't you going to the snowball dance in the gym today? Oh sure Yeah, but a bunch of us kids are gonna go skiing for an hour before the dance Say, maybe you'd like to come along miss Brooks. Not me Walter I've never been on a pair of skis and I'm perfectly contented to keep it that way You don't know what you're missing miss Brooks There's nothing like sailing down those snowy slopes and taking a crack at some Christie's and stems There'll be no Christie's on my stems Full sport and the exercise is great for you I you ought to see those kids after a half hour on that ski run Their eyes are glowing and their faces are red and tingling. That's not all Noses are red too Why with my blue ear lobes and the red nose, I look like somebody stuck a flag in the snow Mr. Boyden all set for the dance this afternoon. Oh, yes indeed miss Brooks I see you're all ready for it too. That's a very interesting outfit. You're wearing. I'm especially fond of that winter gypsy motif Winter gypsy motif. Yes, those large woolen earrings Ear muffs cold lobes We've got a few minutes before class mr. Boyden you mind if I sit down for a little chat not at all But be careful where you sit. I brought out my skis to school Thanks, mr. Boyden. That's a very good tip the second one I've received today Here stand them in a corner. All right Before the pants begin so I thought I'd go over to the big hill behind school this afternoon and do a little shee-ing Shee-ing. Oh, there are other pronunciations. I suppose but in England and Norway shee-ing is considered most acceptable Under the proper conditions you can't knock it anywhere By the way miss Brooks, are you interested in the sport? Oh quite a bit mr. Boyden except that I've always called it hee-ing. I mean Always called it skiing Skiing or shee-ing. I'm going out on the hill after school. Would you like to come along with me? Certainly? I'm just crazy to do it's to sail down that snowy expanse and try out my Christie's and stemmy's Of course, I haven't had much of an opportunity to see since coming to Madison, but I know it'll all come back to me in a flash Oh, I see you've got the poles that help you keep your balance Just what do you call those poles mr. Boyden? Just poles And what about those metal discs near the bottom? What are they called? They're just called metal discs I've got this thing down pat haven't I? Well, if you'll excuse me now, I'm going to dig up a pair of skis for this afternoon I don't have a pair of my own when I don't have any extra ones Do you think you can borrow some miss Brooks? Don't worry mr. Boyden I'll be out on that hill with you this afternoon if I have to get a long splinter in each foot You see Walter, that's why I asked you to stay after class. You've just got to lend me those skis today But miss Brooks, I spent my whole study period polishing them up I mean, I haven't even tried these out myself yet, but Walter I was looking for you Walter now. Oh, hi, miss Brooks. Hello, Harriet Hi Harriet What's wrong you two having a beef not a whole beef Harriet just a small fillet I'm trying to convince him to lend me his keys just for this afternoon. Mr. Boyden's going to give me a refresher course Refresher course, but you said you never skied in your life. That should make it all the more refreshing Of course, Walter will lend them to you miss Brooks, but Harriet we were going out to the hill and the hill won't disappear Walter And neither will the snow. We'll get to the dance earlier this way. Yeah, but Walter dear Which is more romantic racing up and down a hill on a pair of sticks are holding me close in your arms doing the mambo-dumbo The skis are yours miss Brooks Put these things on so I'll look like I practically know what I'm doing this afternoon Okay, miss Brooks. Oh with the new dent and cloths relatively simple that just slip your feet through these metal toe plates That's right. Now. We just snap this cable around your heel Is this your new invention, Walter? This is it Harriet. Now the other cable How do they feel real cozy? I'll just take a few steps and see if I can remain standing They feel all right to me Now help me get them off Walter. I've got another class in a few minutes. Oh here sit down miss Brooke Thanks Harriet now. We just grab the binding here hold the cable thusly and give it a gentle tug and presto I'll try it again. It take hold of the binding here give the cable a yank here and presto Let's see an assembled I remembered leaving myself a notation about one detail. It had to be perfected. What's that a way to get them off Calm down everybody. Don't get panicky Get them off buy and buy buy and buy look Walter while we're waiting for buy and buy to get here There's something you've just got to do so I won't appear ridiculous in this classroom What's that miss Brooks cut a hole in the roof and let some snow in Brush your teeth with cold gates cold gate dental cream it cleans your breath what a tooth paste Why do you clean your teeth cold gate toothpaste clean your breath what a toothpaste what a clean your teeth Cold gate dental cream clean your breath while it cleans your teeth and the cold gate way Stopped tooth decay best. Yes, the cold gate way is the most thoroughly proved and accepted home method of oral hygiene known today Over two years research showed brushing teeth right after eating with cold gate dental cream Helped stop more decay for more people than ever before reported in dentiforce history the cold gate way stopped tooth decay best No other dentiforce a morniated or not offer such conclusive proof And you should know that cold gates while not mentioned by name was the only toothpaste used in the research on tooth decay Recently reported in Reader's Digest So always follow the cold gate way to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and stop tooth decay best Brush your teeth with cold gates cold gate dental cream it cleans your breath what a tooth paste Why do you clean your teeth and the cold gate way stops tooth decay best Teacher has been called upon to face many a crisis And I refused to let the fact that my ankles were locked to a pair of skis by the Denton claw Faze me one bit when it came time for me to conduct my class I merely smiled rose from my desk and with my customary dignity and poise stepped lightly to the blackboard All of you what's the matter with you kids anyhow, don't you think it's cold enough in this room for skis? Now look at the blackboard, please in order to find the adjunct phrase in the sentence on the board I shall break it down into its component parts now. Where's that chalk? Oh, I have some on my desk one moment class Here it is Miss Brooks, I gotta talk to you for a minute. I've got good news kindly pick up your books class Yes, Harriet, what do you want us to do with our books? Miss Brooks? I want you to put your noses in them Also your mouths. I couldn't leave you here marooned in this predicament miss Brooks So guess what I brought for you a Saint Bernard with a keg of arsenic No, I borrowed a hacksaw from machine shop. I'll get those skis off you no time now sure while the class is busy reading I'll just slide under your desk leap at your imprisoned puppies and hack away Well, it's as good a time as any I guess but be careful with that saw Walder remember my ankle bone is connected to the shin bone Here I go miss Brooks I've got to get these leather thongs first. They're even tougher than the wire cable I'll work as fast as I can though. I'd hate for mr. Conklin to catch up with these slats on Oh, that's a charming thought especially when I recall what a bug our beloved principle is on the personal appearance of the faculty All that has to happen now at ease Claire Don't bother to get up miss Brooks. Don't worry. I mean this is quite a surprise sir. I didn't expect you in my room this morning ouch Does my visit pain you so severely? Oh? No, sir on the contrary every time I see your smiling face. I Ouch Bit of a headache you certainly are But miss Brooks if I may of course you may mr. Conklin you may return to this classroom anytime you wish Well, goodbye. It's been nice to have seen oops. Oh, you dropped your chalk under your desk miss Brooks Let me get it for you. No, no, thank you. I've already got it see Amazing it fell to the floor and you got it without even bending over Handed it to me I've got it I don't know what's wrong with you this morning miss Brooks But I came in to address your class and with your permission. I'll do so permission granted sir very granted go right ahead mr. Conklin And now then most of you are aware of the fact that by didn't have much argument and persuasion I recently prevailed upon the Board of Education to appropriate $1,000 for the purpose of re-sanding and completely refinishing the floors throughout this building and in our Gymnasium this work has been done and done well yet only moments ago in the hallway in Flagrant violation of my posted notice to preserve the school floors. I discovered the soggy prints of a pair of skis Miss Brooks just my heart I don't like to have to resort to these methods But I must ask all you students to swing your feet into the aisles and I will pass among you to inspect them I'll take this row first Now quiet class whatever you do don't talk This file isn't very sharp miss Brooks and for heaven's sake start biting Walter I'll do my best. I'm not down here playing this little piggy. You know And no Doesn't seem to be in this class miss Brooks have you looked in the cloakroom believe me the skis aren't in the cloakroom sir I wish they were but they're not that is if you have to go back to your office Now you have another class coming in shortly miss Brooks. I'll wait for them Meanwhile carry on with this one, but it's quite a boring lesson today, mr. Conklin You see I was about to tell my class which is the adjunct phrase on the blackboard and I don't merely tell them miss Brooks They'll retain it much better if you go to the blackboard and check it off Go to the blackboard Yes, miss Brooks and that ones at once Yes, miss Brooks now much very well There the phrase is checked off That's more like it and I must say you walk very gracefully in those keys you're wearing But now that you've checked off the adjunct phrase miss Brooks It seems to me that you ought to discuss all the component parts of the sentence such as prepositions adjectives verbs add No skis you're wearing. I am waiting miss Brooks Drag those warped planks out from under that desk of yours and bring them here But mr. Conklin. I ouch. I can't imagine I'm waiting miss Brooks very well, sir Here I am see I'm not wearing skis. No no you're not But would you mind telling me nature girl why you're conducting this class in your bare feet? Just trying to preserve the floor is mr. Conklin. I just kicked my shoes off under the desk I'll just have a look under that desk, but there's nothing down there, but shoes of my way I'll look for myself miss Brooks is right. There's nothing down here, but our shoes Just as I suspected Walter Denton a hacksaw and the ski it's the old eternal triangle I'll deal with you both in my office after school and now miss Brooks hand those skis over to me. Here you are mr. Conklin You seem to have broken my glasses miss Brooks You know I didn't mean it you never do You know miss Brooks for most people skis are synonymous with helpful invigorating exercise But in your position somehow they become a lethal weapon I Never want to see a pair on or near you again. Is that clear? Yes, sir, but about your glasses Knowing I might make contact with you today. I brought my extra pair along If you just step back a pace or two, I'll slip them on Ah there now if you'll be good enough to reach back and hand me the other ski the other one. Oh, yeah, here you are What have I done? Oh, I'm I'm terribly upset mr. Conklin. You must be you only broke a window this time Not very good aim for you. I Still have my glasses. Yes, sir, and I still have the ski you asked for here. It is mr. Conklin Shot girl the summit of the old ski hill is just up ahead miss Brooks I wish we could have started earlier. It's getting pretty nippy out The delay was unavoidable mr. Boynham right after school mr. Conklin summoned Walter Denton and me to a meeting in his office You know how strict he is about parliamentary procedure. Yes, I do we had the floor for over an hour You and Walter. Yes, he waxed and I polished That's all behind us now. Yes, let's forget about school and discipline Well, this is the summit. We'll take off from here. You will take off from here. I'm just a spectator I don't even have any skis. I know but we'll share mine ladies first miss Brooks here I'll slip them on for you. Oh, no, please. I wouldn't think of it Well nonsense give me a right foot first miss. No, mr. Boynham Just lean down lay your head close to mine and put your arms around my shoulders. Well, if you're going to bribe me There's one and There's the other all set to take off. Wait, it looks much different from the top than it did from below It's mr. Conklin. Oh, no, I've got to work fast ski. Hi, mr. Conklin Why are you covering your skis with snow miss Brooks? I'll explain later mr. Boynham. They're pretty well hidden now Hello boy, then what a delightful winter's day. Hello, mr. Conklin turn pretty raw, didn't it? Well, mr. Brooks, how have you been behaving yourself since I saw you last two pair of glasses ago? Notice you don't have your skis on mr. Conklin Aren't you going to take advantage of the snow today me get on a pair of skis with my blood pressure No, thank you I just came up to look at the scenery and get a breath of fresh air before plunging into the fetid atmosphere of that Dance in the gym. You make it sound like fun. Oh The view is lovely from here. All right But you'll have to step a bit closer to the edge of the hill mr. Conklin if you really want to get a bird's-eye view That mr. Boynham is for the birds I'll just stand here behind miss Brooks and take a peek over her shoulder Yeah, it looks like a terrifying descent. Oh, there's nothing to it sir. No watch how miss Brooks sails down I'll just give you a flying start miss Brooks. Mr. Boyn, wait, please. Here you go What an experience. Mind if I get off now Pensionals sir who are in the caboose. I did know there was something in back of me Certainly, but the way I was stooped over. 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I loaned you miss Brooks I'm still alive if that's what you mean, but I was rather surprised that they didn't slip off when I hit the tree Well, you've got to give Walter credit that invention of his really does the job What you mean he put the denim claw on your skis too. Well, certainly Well, I see the fans getting ready to play a number. May I have this dance miss Brooks? I wouldn't be without it Our miss Brooks starring Eve Arden is produced by Larry Burns written by Al Lewis and Joe Quillen with the music of Wilbur hatch Mr. Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler. 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You'll thrill to Kings Row as an exciting Colgate radio drama Kings Row can be heard on most of these Columbia Network radio stations tomorrow and every Monday through Friday at 3 15 p.m Eastern Standard Time and be with us again next week at this same time for another comedy episode of our miss Brooks Bob LeMond speaking