 Item No. SCP-078-J Object Class Keter Special Containment Procedures Due to the apparent omnipresence of SCP-078-J-1, researchers have constructed several safe houses for refugees. These safe houses are to be equipped with a large memetic deterrent consisting of assigned estates, no girls allowed, and various drawings and cool boy stuff like dragons. No pink is to be allowed in these safe houses. Description For SCP-078-J, the highly contagious biohazard spread through physical contact with SCP-078-J-1, especially on the lips. Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is well known for causing various cases of yuckiness, bad smells, and immediate death. SCP-078-J-1 is a malevolent creature that typically inhabits an area colloquially known as the playground. There are several different versions of SCP-078-J that will wonder this area at any given time. Current research performed by junior researcher James has pointed towards SCP-078-J-1 possibly being extraterrestrial in origin. That would certainly explain why they don't like power rangers. Prolonged exposure to SCP-078-J carries results in an expansion of the larynx, a development of the sexual organs, an increase in bodily growth, and the sprouting of various hairs around the body, as well as a marked fondness towards SCP-078-J-1. Researcher agrees this is totally gross. Footnote 1. Junior researcher James has been commended for his quick thinking during incident 536-J-3, during which a group of SCP-078-J-1 surrounded him in an attempt to perform a makeover. Researcher James cleverly reached a finger into his nose and pulled out a large booger, with which he fended off SCP-078-J-1.