 Hello, everybody, and welcome to Lute Goblins. Episode two, my name is S-Fan, and we have an incredible show for you guys today. So, first up, Space Boy. Switch streamer, R.P.R. and friend of myself and many of my other friends. So you're both a friend of my friend and a friend. It's a lot of friendship. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Space Boy. We have another fellow role player and OTK member. Seer! Seer, thank you for joining us today. It's you who is joining me, my friend. We have another friend of ours, New World aficionado, leader of the Frogs. Twitch.tv slash Pokolos. It is I, Little Poke, from Edinburgh. Where is it? I think it's in, I think it's in Iran or something. I'm from Lebanon. I mean, Little Poke. Let's go ahead and get started here explaining what Luke Goblins is for those of you guys who are new here today. So let's go ahead and get that up on the screen for us. At the start of each round, the players will be given a Twitch-centric trivia question. If they are correct, they're going to receive additional points for each and every round. If the player answers a question incorrectly, the amount of points up for grabs will actually be subtracted from their total. So you don't want to get it wrong. This continues until 27 of the 30 chests have been opened for a total of nine rounds. And after the ninth round, the player with the most points has declared the winner. And the other two players forfeit their points. In addition to that, we also have some side quests. We have some challenges for you guys. In addition to these points, some of the chests are going to contain the side quests, random events that challenge the players to complete a task. If a player does complete a side quest, they will be awarded double points. But if they fail, they will receive no points. There may be some little variation to that as well. On top of that, Twitch loves their extensions. We are doing this show in conjunction with Twitch Gaming. You can choose your team using the loot goblin's extension on the stream. Just scroll right over your screen on your PC if you're watching on PC. And you can help your team claim victory by clicking on the chest that you want them to open. You will only be able to select the chest when it is your team's turn. And each team will be able to open only one chest per round. So when we call for using the extension, you guys are going to be able to get involved as well. We have chests all the way from negative 125 to positive 150 points. And the winner at the end is going to be able to take those points and get some gifted subs for them. JCG will be joining us as the barmaiden, please. We have another Jay, Jay the Bard. And we also have our peasant boy. Hello. Crazy Slick. You guys? I didn't see him. Oh, sorry, sorry. And surely, last but certainly not least, the goblin himself. Let me out. Listen. An MP lol. Listen, I got some things I gotta say. Number one, my allergies are kicking in so I can't breathe. Number two, I'm upset that everyone's taking my loot. This is not fair. Well maybe you shouldn't have lost me in a duel. You know what? Maybe you're right, but I hope you all lose. The goblin is going to be joining us today, doing trivia for our three contestants. And how this works is you will place your hands upon the magic rocks and if you can answer or you can press the button first, you'll get the first opportunity to answer the goblin's trivia. When you do, you'll get points, extra points for each and every round. I have brought my drip. Very good. And the drip is very important. Whom's to inquire? Please, goblin, take your positions. Who is he talking to? All right guys, all right. I got some really, really, really tough questions here. Good luck. Is everyone in position? The first question is coming in. What streamer has a bunny named Didu? Maeskif. Maeskif. Maeskif is the correct answer. Pokalols gets 10 bonus points to start off for the court today and he will be the first contestant up here. So, Pokalols, please go ahead and set up. You have 30 chests to choose from, Pok. And for this round, you are gonna get a chance to choose one of these chests. Remember, the chest values go from negative 125 all the way up to positive 150. Obviously, you want as many points as possible and you are currently in the lead with 10 bonus points from getting the trivia right. Ha, ha, ha, ha, L. So, what chest do you want and why? Can I call my mother? No, your mother is unavailable at the time. Okay. 21. 21. 21 it is. Barn made in. Please, step forth and show us what is behind. Are you sure? I am very sure, yes. Okay. Okay, here we go. Five. Oh, five points. Great choice. Not bad, not bad, not bad. You're not negative and you're at 15. You could have had a lot worse. He's lying, that is really, really not good. Yeah. Show me the skull with your magic. Focus currently in the lead. Very good, currently in the lead. Not good. Next up, we'll have OTK Sier. Sier, pray tell. What chest shall you decide to choose? I've killed many men, men bigger than you and smaller than you. Women, children, all the same, all for the fair price of a coin. I'll slay you as well. I will stain the soil crimson with your blood. I would like to see you try. I choose chest 12. Chest 12 it is. Barmaid in, please. Hmm, kinda high up here, okay. Oh no. 125. 125 points for Sier. This is rickett. I don't like that. It may be because there seems to be a quest. Don't be so proud of your 125 points just yet, Sier, because we have our first side quest, our first challenge for today, which is bout, not all witches value brains over brawn. We must defeat the witch in an arm wrestling contest. Now, come forth, witch, and defeat Sier in an arm wrestling contest. If she defeats you, you will not receive any points and you will be reset to zero. You are so done for. What is this foul darkness out of which you've presented me with? Oh, but it is the game, Sier. Right hand first. God's strength provided necessary to condemn the switch to the fell, depths of darkness resealing you down to the seventh layer of it. Three, two, one, go. And he has won a bonus 125 points. That is 250 points for Sier. Oh yeah, that's true. We said best two, three. Oh, just kidding. Let's go one more time. Three, two, one, go. Oh. Go on then. Oh. He's cheating. He's cheating. Oh. He's cheating. How so good? He had his hand here for leverage. That's cheating. He had to have it flat on the table. Oh, damn it. That's minus points. Oh, that's helping. That's minus points. Oh, have you been cheated? When were the rules provided? Have you been cheating, Sier? This is unbelievable. Into the jail cell. Can I have that? Here. Can I have that? Into the jail cell. No bonus points will be awarded for cheating 125 points for Sier, and he will not get his bonus points. What? This is on the battlefield. Disgusting. Space boy, step right up. Yes, yes. Space boy. Yes, I am him. That is me. Tell us. Yes. What chess would you like to choose and why? You see, the green is better. Look over there. You can look back. It's fine. I want that one. That one right there. Yeah. Barmaiden, please. I'm going to need some help getting this one. Peasant boy, step right up, please. Yes, sir. Yeah. Try that. Little, like, there you go, madam. Hold it for her. Yes. OK, number five. Yeah, yeah. Five points for space boy. I did that on purpose. Five points for space boy. OK, not terrible. Not terrible. Yeah. Not terrible. Yeah. Yeah, I did that on purpose. OK, you did it on purpose. Yeah. Guys, we're going to go to the next round. And there is one five point remaining, 225s remaining. So far, so good. But all the minus point chests still remain. Sierra, I'm going to let you out now. OK? Barmaiden, please, let him out. We don't know what he's capable of. He's got a bird on his shoulder. Watch his hand. Oh. Careful. He has a bird on his hand. Yeah. He bites. We all know birds are the most evil of animals. Yeah. I'm supposed to be the goblin and scary, but he is very scary. I'm more scared of him than of myself. He's scary. Oh, jeez. He's scary. You're just gross. Yeah, well, that's true. What streamer recently did a dollhouse stream? Sir, you cannot beat my reactions. I am a reactor from Enfield Labelot. Yes. Oh, yeah, the answer. Germa. That is correct. Germa is correct. And 12 points. The 20 for round number two is well for a total of 20, a total of 30 bonus points now, but 20 bonus points in this round. This time, here's what we're going to do. We are going to let the chat decide. So the chat is going to decide. Who is this chat? Oh, chat. He is a, he is a, she is a fair maiden. When I was a young man, there was a man in my town named Chat. He haunted me. This is a woman named Chat. Oh. With a T, it's, it's the female version. So chat, using the loot goblins extension, you guys can actually go through and you guys can help vote for which chest that you were going to pick for poke. You can be doing that in pokes chat and also poke. What, what, what chest do you want? I know they want five for my height. Five has already been selected. Oh yeah. I, I took that one. I'm actually six feet. I forgot. Oh, OK. So six feet would be nice. The heavens are saying number seven, they think you're much taller than that. Seven is very lucky where I am from. Mm, very good. Please, bar maiden, open up chest number seven. Oh, minus 75 points. It's OK. True shame is not good. All right, OK, go on. It's OK. Do you have more chances? All right. Thank you, poke. All right, all right. Minus 40 now for poke. It's not looking good, but it's OK. He's going to have plenty of chances to get more points in the later round. Sear, what chest do you think the chat would like for you to choose and why? Speak through me, speak through the darkness, speak through the blood that I have spilt, standing in the soil crimson. So step back, Sear, and they will be able to speak through the darkness and into the light to see what chest is going to be selected. No. You're a touch, you're a touch. The heavens are telling me. Are you OK? Speak. You need to, I can get you an acid. The heavens are telling me. It is not Tums that you need, but it is chest number six. OK, chest. Barmaiden. Hmm, I don't know. This one seems kind of, kind of tall. Yeah, peasant boy. Sorry, yeah. Don't apologize. We won't accept it. You're welcome. It's a little faster, though. Hello. Hello, sir. Hey, you don't talk to him. OK. Oh, right. Sorry. Sorry, everybody. Sorry. There you go, madam. Thank you. Can you hold it for me? Yeah. Thank you. OK. Whoa, wee. OK. Box number six has 50 points. 50 points for Sear. Put him at 175. 175 points for Sear. Good job, little one. Very good, very good. Space boy, step right up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing for me? Hey. What are you doing? Oh, fool of the talk. Please, tell us, what chest do you think the chat is going to bestow upon you today and why? Eh, by the powers of denomination, by when you add a little bit and retract a little bit, mix it all up a little bit, put in a little vial, put a little cork on top of the vial, pop the cork off, it goes a little, you know, little cork, little cork, pop it back in, and 1-T-1. Make 1-T-1? Yeah. So step back and let the chat decide. What is it going to be? Yeah. Is it going to be 1-T-1 or will it be something else? It's a 1. Will it be 1 or 1-T-1? It's a 1, right there. Bar maiden, which do you think is better? Do you think 1 or 1-T-1 is better? I like 1-T-1. 1-T-1 sounds pretty cool. You like 1-T-1, well, guess what? Yeah. So does. Well, I didn't ask you. So please, bar maiden. Hey, you see that one? Wow. It's the one with the 2-1s. Yeah, that's the one. No, that's a 1-2, that's a 2-1s. So there's a 1 there, so there's, no, that's a, that's 21-1s, because you go 1, 21 times, but that one is just 1, 2 times. So it's 1 there and 1 there. OK, so it's this one? Yeah. OK. Let's see what you got. 1-25. Yeah. I'm very good. That's a hundred and 25 points for Space Boy. Yeah, I'm very good. Big time, 125 points for Space Boy. What that puts us at right now is 130 total for Space Boy. 175 total points for Seer and Pokalols. Bring it up to the rear with negative and 40 points. We are still very, very early in the show. It's not over for Poke yet. Victoria will be mine. I'm a win. Because we have 150 points still on the board, 125 points still on the board. And there's also, Seer and Space Boy should watch out for Space Boy. So we're going to go ahead and start off round number three with some trivia from the goblin himself. And it's the, oh wow, please tell them. All right, you guys ready? Yeah. Hands on the buzzer. Wow, really close, this is kind of nice. People usually come as close to me because I'm the goblin. Well, I have to make sure you're not going to do anything crazy. Do I smell bad? You smell terrible. Also, an app for music. What ex-counter strike global offensive professional player is now a valerant professional player for Sentinels? Yeah. Napster. What? Napster. Napster. Yeah. That is incorrect. It's incorrect. It is not Napster. So that is minus 30 points for Space Boy. Shazam. That is correct. Oh, very good. Pokalols. Hey, cheating. Once more. He spoke to the fam-aiden. He spoke to Chad over there. You got it right. Did you cheat? He spoke to the fam-aiden over there. You have given me a new power. You are now sitting at minus 10 points, Pok. And you have any one of these chess that you can choose from. You get to pick. In the next round, the chat will pick. 14, please. Or do I open it? Barmaiden, please. For you? Number 14. Yeah. Don't want to get your hands all dirty? Number 14 is 25 points. My age. Did you mess around with my best friend? I'm still 25. 25 points for Poe, putting him back positive at 15 points. Congratulations. Just for that. Next up, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hold, hold, hold, hold. I'm a friendly double. There is no need for violence. We shall save all the violence for after the show. OK, invite me next time again, and I will not attack you. I will. Seer, step right up. Versailles, child. Hello, Seer. What chess do you choose for round number three? I have decided. You have decided. Go with team night. 27. 27 and why? Barmaiden, please step up. Why do you choose 27? Why not? Oh, why not? Good answer. Get yourself to my present. Oh, you choose to have the goblin be rid of your presence. But Barmaiden, show him what is inside of chess number 27. 25 points. 25 points and a challenge from the goblin himself. Oh, but a side quest, in fact. This side quest is called Mirror, Mirror. Seer, you will be secretly informed from the heavens themselves which chest has the most points and which chest has the least points. However, you will not be deciding in the next round. So you can do with this information whatever you wish. So the heavens themselves will tell you what chest holds the most and the least. And I've just, their divine intervention had. One of my cards changed too, telling you. These two numbers, one of them is the most, one of them is the least. You're not half bad. I'm not half good, I'm not half well. Spaceboy, please step up. Oh, someone stole this from you. I found it. I have enough drip, it is fine. All right, I'm keeping it. Please, Spaceboy, tell us what chest you want to select and why. I've been thinking long and hard on this one, eh? Mm-hmm. I've been thinking long and hard on this one. This one? But think about it, long time. And a hard time. I'm thinking of a number between one and 16 and it's not one. It's 16. It's 16. Yeah, it's 16. Yeah, this is that one. Okay. It's pink, it's a little red. Yeah. Oh! But? Cannot. Yeah. But? There is also a side quest, but first, we are gonna go to a quick break. Guys, thank you so much for joining us on Loot Goblins. We're gonna come back right after this. I need to pee pee. I'm scared.