 Yo I'm gas! Listen up man! Take a close look at me at 2K League Combine. Listen up man. I'm excited to play bro. I'm not trying to be a player in the league. I kind of just want to have fun. I want to carry some folks man. Make some dreams come true. I know they're going to mash me up with at least a few bumps. All right. It's just going to happen. It only took 50 wins to get in. But I've been watching some streams and everything. Watching some videos. It seems like people are actually communicating. It's not like you're running in there and everybody is just shooting the ball. Trying to be Kobe Bryant. At least from what I've seen so far. So I'm going to pick my position. All right. I'm going to go center. I was thinking about going pure rim protector. But I think I'm going to go slashing rebounder. Just because I think we're better off getting rebounds. I can protect the rim with a 6 foot 10 slasher. Then I can most definitely do it with this build. Has way more strength. So I'm going to go with this right here. My jump shot. Easy. Jump shot 11 on quick. I think everybody should be using that jump shot. Which I'm kind of disappointed. They didn't let us custom make our jump shots. Because if the latency is high one game or low one game, I want to be able to adjust to what the servers are saying, bro. Because sometimes it's not on you. And the timing of the shot is different. Greens are harder to hit. Anyway, except let's get started. Everybody trying to make a name for themselves, bro. So if the point guard on our team is a ball hog going on all Kobe Bryant, then this is Gigi. But I'm hoping they give us somebody with a brain. Somebody with a mic hopefully that could communicate. Honestly, I'm just kind of excited. I'm hoping this feels competitive and fun. And not like a drag. Oh my god. I can't believe these guys are playing so bad. You see what I'm saying? Sometimes you get on walk on and you get that feeling. But when I'm playing with my guys, it feels competitive and it feels fun. So if I can get that same feeling playing with randoms for the first time ever, that's going to be crazy. Oh my god. The game started. Yo, I took a nap, woke up. I went to United States, came back, took a trip around the world. And finally, it seems like game has started. The power forwards are in the scarce supply of my guys. Yo, if you guys want to catch a game immediately, just make a power forward. And people are just going to be waiting to play with you because nobody is using that position. And what up, team? Sorry, I'm kind of noxious. I apologize, yo. Yeah, I got down though. Nope. Three in the key, coach? Damn, they made that. Yo, the amount of delay and latency I'm feeling right now is O.D. No, he's not making that. Zero percent chance, he makes that. Damn. Can I get the paint? Yo, it feels so weird playing with this generic-ass player, man. Damn. Yo, let's face the floor a little bit, man. Let the point card... Come on, yo. Yeah, I guess so, but... Damn! Nah, that's the whole allure of Bay State, man. It's one of the fastest bases in the game, you know? Gee, if you get used to it, because it took me a while to get used to, I use Bay State all the time. Give me those. Touchdown pass! That's it, that's it. Probably don't jump. Got the block, though. Let's touch. Beautiful defense. Oh, they got lucky, man! Damn. I'm right here. Rebound. Damn, yo, they just throwin' up these. They gotta know when to take the shot, when to not take the shot. Oh, no, don't leave it. Leave it, leave it. Oh, no, you gotta leave it. Hey, we're down, and honestly, I don't know if they're gonna let me carry. I'm not touching the ball too much. I'm just trying to help on... Oh, he got a really good drop set. Oh, he was there for the help. That was good help. Yeah, they're doing a good job of spacing the floor on the other team, man. Honestly, I'm gonna ask them to just... They wanna let me ISO. If they let me ISO, I promise you, just fouls like that just don't make sense. I really dominated, but hold up! I need to increase team morale. Let's turn the mic back on and motivate the folks. That's facts, that's facts. Oh, wide open. All right. Nice. They're leaving that paint. Paint's looking sweet down there, man. Oh, my God, man. It's not that difficult to beat these guys. It should be easy, bro. It should be easy. There's not offensive problems neither, bro. It's all on defense. And I can't... Like, you can't coach some of the stuff. Oh, that's hitting. Oh, he finally missed. Thank God. Oh, he threw a turnover, man. It's squash, man. It seemed like everybody's so worried about getting buckets. Like, yo, the easiest way to get buckets is just to get stops, man. And we're not getting no stops. I wish I could just sit here and carry, but it's just I can't do nothing about some of these possessions. I'm just... I'm not even involved on offense and I got to play two guys on defense to get that rebound. Hopefully no turnover. Boom. Don't get blocked. Finally, something goes right. Let's get some positivity, baby. It's tough to find pass first people that are also offensive minded. See what I'm saying? It's a tough balance to find even on comp games, you know? The point guard, you need to wait for some picks. Let me set a screen for you. Boom. See? Pick and roll. It's not too late to get back in the game, y'all. Let's strap up our boots, man. These guys up, man. Hold up. Let's make it look close, man. Let's not make it look like we got blown out, you know? Oh, baby! Looking like Shaquille O'Neal a little bit, man. An L of massive proportions. My... I feel like, honestly, the responsibility should be on me to carry. But at the same time, I'm not trying to make the league so it doesn't make sense to go out there and ball out. I'm trying to... You try and help sometimes, but it's... Not much you can do, man. I'm a pull. That's me, baby. I'm not even a sharpshooter. I'll take it. You ain't no 99 over all, man. Check out my shoes, bro. Let me know what color they are, bro. You got gold shoes? That's tough, yo. That's tough. Fuck it. They masked me with a 99. Not gonna be mad at that. We can route these guys easy. Yo, it feels so much different just to be on a team where guys could score. You see me hedge right there? Oh, he dunked on my soul right there. I got a breakdown for that. I don't know who that is. What's that? Game with buckets, yo. Last game I'm playing with guys is point blank leaving people loving, bro. This shit hurt my soul just to see that many open shooters. Hey, yo, go these folks out, man. We're giving these guys a little bit too much hope. They got too much hope on their team, man. That's nice, bro. He's cool, bro. For pump fakes, walking up and dunking on me. And I know what he's about to do, but I'm telling you, the sliders aren't the same as regular Pro-Am. There's something wrong. Oh, he gotta destroy it. There's definitely less shooting fouls. Starts like that usually will be called a foul. It's just all the stuff I knew about Pro-Am feels different. Not totally different, but different enough. He's gonna walk and then just go up for the shot. Yo, he's cheesing, bro. I play against centers like this guy, man. He just fucking just tries to get low, and that's all he does, man. It's crazy I'm missing those, man. It just is. It's just so fucking crazy. My 6-10 sliders should hit those, man. I don't want this guy out, man. No, no, no, no, no. Now he might not, like, you know what I'm saying? He might just stand to the side by you, man. Good cut. There it is. Hey, we're just leaving that man open. Trying to force a turnover, and then a foul. Trap, trap, trap. Trying to force a turnover. Yeah, well, we haven't been shooting threes, man, so it's gonna be a tough one again. Foul, foul, foul, foul, foul, foul, foul. Twitter, bro. Look out for my name, bro. All right. Come on, come on. Yeah, you're gonna shoot the... Oh, you should have that. I didn't tell you to.