 Niggas with hips don't do handyman. With this one female, she done caught a flat tire. She was like, ooh, now, thank God I got you. I was like, I don't know why, bitch. I can't change no tire. I got a car about that. Both of us just on the side of the road shaking. You know when they're tracking the trailer, we just shaking like a bird. We got big dreams. I just want good enough money to give me a nice sectionated apartment. That's all I want. I just want a nice sectionated apartment. So I know all the niggas who stay with their parents in their bed. Oh, somebody said, ooh, bitch, there ain't nothing to woo about, but... 2020, we gonna get our shit together, though. So when you stay with your parents, you can't even have company like you want to. I'm in the room chilling with these females. She was like, nah, I'm thirsty. I was like, look, shotta, when you in the room, you in the room. I'm not keeping you hostage, but this just ain't no in and out type of shit. My mama hit that hardwood floor, bitch. I just got to go. So just stay your ass in that room. Now, when you go to the bathroom, you can cuff you some water out the sink. Draw up your hair right back in here. Matter of fact, you're probably not even thirsty. It's a mind thing. You got to breathe slow. I used to be like that, too, but I just know how to breathe now. You get somewhere where my mama go to work and she'll let it. Did you go to sleep? I be feeling like my dad understand where I'm coming from once my age. So, you know, he'll be more understanding. That nigga don't give a fuck about none of that shit. It's something simple. We got a refrigerator with a freezer, you know, the combo in the kitchen. The freezer got crushed or cubed ice on there. I press crush. He in the back room. Go ahead and tell the motherfucker what the fuck are you talking about? Ain't this shit off? So now I'm drinking my spike with those thick ass ice cubes. And I think that's why I'm getting hips now because before the end, somebody said you're big hip ass. I can tell by your voice you can't even read. I can tell a bitch you can't read. You're big hip ass. I bet that bitch got a potato salad on her. I can tell a bitch. You can just hear that voice. She a lunch lady at Monroe. Bitch, you don't take your daughter to County High. You probably built jet like me and you wanted by the same me. Now, before we was rudely interrupted, what happened to them? Them niggas out in the real world now, like they just out living life. Listen to them niggas, they used to eat lunch early and fuck. It's 10.03. Them niggas already eating pizza and spaghetti. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm home well. I'm in that clad combat. Not a fuck you not nigga. That's on popcorn read. The teacher let the nigga fuck up too. The desert tried again, Trevor. The decent tried again, Trevor. Remember the short end along each, Trevor. I was like, damn bruh. It's the decision nigga guy. Damn. We gonna miss lunch fucking with your slow way. Somebody, you said I was in that clad. Who said stand up nigga? But with any nigga when the city tree is out fit, I'm not fucking with that nigga. No, no, no. You ready to shoot a nigga? I can tell. You probably got on some classic Reeboks with that shit on nigga. I already know. That nigga came to fuck some shit up. I ain't scared to stand up nigga in that outfit. You should have watched this bitch on YouTube. You gonna wear that shit. I can't see everybody, but I guarantee you. You the top five worst dressed nigga in here. I guarantee you. Who look at another nigga, kneecap? I ain't got somebody that shit don't sign right. That nigga said thin kneecap ass nigga. What they supposed to be fat? I'm a nigga bo-legged up this bitch, man. Show the shit ass on, man. Because I can tell you eat ass talking like that. Ladies, I'm gonna give this public service announcement if you ain't gonna let that man fuck, don't let him eat your pussy. We're gonna start calling the police on y'all ass in 2020. I was telling that female, I was like, I'm finna come chill with you shit. Don't come over here thinking you finna fuck. What else I'm coming to do, bitch? My momma got a TV. I ain't coming to watch TV. I get over there. I'm kissing on the thigh. She telling me to stop, but moving my hand to the pussy. So now I don't eat the pussy for about 28 minutes. Y'all had my time on time. I go to reach for the dick. She telling me, oh, we moving two fans. Bitch, I got locked, y'all. You shoulda stopped me 37 minutes ago. You know how lame you are. You go to the bathroom. You ain't wiping your dick off. You brushing your teeth. Letting you know you were lame, man. Whole ride home, my dick stuck to my thigh. I'm getting caught at every stop sign, every red light. She got a nerve to chase me. Have you made it home safe? Bitch, fuck you. You ain't worried about me 43 minutes ago. I go to a Facebook page. It's like she bragging on the shit. I look at the status. I can do all things through Christ. Oh, bitch, God told you to do that lame-ass shit. I call the reporter who asked to section eight. I say, hey, I know the rules and Jelisa be letting niggas spend the night. And her sister do her in that spell bedroom. So you kick the door down, you get two for one. I feel like dating females so hard they want to go on expensive dates. I'll talk to the one female. I'm like, I want to take you out. You know what I'm saying? I'm just down here for a date where you want to go. She's like, let's go to Blackbeard. I was like, bitch, I was thinking Zach Smith's a McDonald's. Like, I wasn't thinking no shit like that. But I take her anyway. Spent $93.26. I spent because I overdrafted to do the shit. Bitch gonna say, what's next? Bitch, that's it. I don't fuck up my whole bi-weekly check. Trying to impress your motherfucking ass. Look down the aisle. All this smoke I can't see. I shoulda looked. What the fuck is wrong with you? She stopped me all the way. Look at that damn snitch, ain't you? She'd rather be on 448. I often to drop the mic and run out the back door. I got city trends ass stood up. Bitch, you know that nigga got a drink on his ass. In the neighborhood with them big ass jeans, they can put the whole gun in there, motherfucker. I'm finna go out there and run the jimmies right quick. Catch me two hot dogs for the show start. In cloth. I was just fucking with y'all. Man, I'm now green. Y'all been a hell of a crowd, man. Y'all finna see one hell of a show. All been it. Y'all been a hell of a crowd. Clip it up for y'all's ass. They look like juveniles. Say you're working with them bad, yeah, you're bad, yeah. That nigga got on a linen suit. That nigga got on a linen trench coat. Tell them you fly, OG. You got your fly shit on. Do that shit. Do that little shit. That's right. Yeah, there you go. Hey, tell them you fly. Y'all looking good. Better get on that. You look like a all been a superhero. That look like the on offer to let you smoke weed doing Thanksgiving. Y'all go ahead and light y'all little blunders. Ain't nobody gonna say nothing. What's up, superintendent? Yeah, yeah. You do look like you're about to buy a church cash though. A house church. What's up, baby? Where you at? I know y'all are coochies now. Y'all sit down. Man, you look around this audience. It's pregnant women all up in here. Y'all been fucking down here. Look at the people up. Top, top came early. Stupid. Yeah, they turned on that side. They was out there all day. We ain't digging late right now. Salute to everybody on the floor. Y'all got the floor seats. Shout out to everybody that got these tickets for a Christmas present and you finally get to re-year. You bought these motherfuckers Christmas time, baby. They coming in January. Chico, look. What? What happened? Oh. I'm holding my kneecap. Oh. Oh. Oh. Look at her. What this is right here? This is a Mustang girl. Look at this. Nice, baby. Oh, shit. What's your name? What's your name? She got a chick coming on the first. Lean your ass back in the seat. She got a chick coming on the first. Nice chair. Hold up. You don't drop your glasses. Hold up. Your glasses and your transmission. Hey. Don't make her hit her switches. There you go, baby. Gotta make sure I take care of you, girl. Hell, yeah. Ooh, I lean you back. Lean back. Lean back. Oh. Lean back. Lean back, little. Eat that pussy in the chair. I'mma eat that pussy in the chair. I'mma eat that pussy in the chair. I'mma eat that pussy in the chair. Go back down. Go back down. You scared me. Bring your stupid ass back this way. Nigger. She nicer than that bitch. She leaned it all the way back. And she spilled no drink on her titties or nothing. You fuck around and go back and hit her back flip, bitch. You ain't gonna see me. Ma'am, you gonna get a DUI. She ain't here drinking and driving. Ain't nobody said shit. 100 and what? If you run somebody's shoes over with that chair, we're gonna be mad as hell. She ain't got no DUI issue. People look at the top top. Look at this shit, boy. How y'all see? How y'all see over on this side? They just doing what the fuck they wanna do. They just sitting over there and shit. What's up over there? I ain't know how y'all feelin'. What's up over on that side? I'll show y'all some love, too. What's going on? We in my father Albany, Nigger. You better not fall out that chair. I'm trying to show me them tricks. You better stop. Yeah, she's better on. She already spilled Hennessy on her back. She ain't here drinking and driving. What's up, boy? You got the best seat in the house. Let me see this trench coat. Let me see it. Let me see this trench coat. Get up. Let me see this damn trench coat. Hey, DC. He hate his shirt. Let me see his shirt. Let me see the trench coat. Him and the other Nigger with the trench coat need to have a battle. Nigger, actin' like you got somethin' in it. You ain't got no coffee. Actin' like you got keys. Ah, damn. I love you, too. Yes, sir. I'll tell y'all y'all Nigger something. This ain't what you want right here. Ha, ha! I'll tell y'all y'all Nigger South. This ain't what you want. Boy, you look like you. What are steps? You look like you about to ask for some change professionally. Lift me up here, Nigger. Hop, Nigger, don't you? Damn, Nigger. Damn, Nigger. What wrong with you? Damn wrong with this Nigger. Big strong over. No reason there, Nigger. Hey, DC. With that coat on, Nigger, you look like you got some cocaine in your pocket, Nigger. Look like I'm tryin' to say a two-niggle bag. A two-lack. The first coat you find when you homeless. That's the one. Hold up. Fix the back. Hold up. You gotta get yourself right. It's when you first say a cocaine and you really think you can do somethin'. Yeah. How you walk in the jacket? Show them how you gotta walk when you got a jacket like that. Gotta hold this motherfucker with one finger. You gotta have a bad hip, though. Hell, yeah, you look like you... Why do you think it look like a real Jato? A real Dauphin. Yeah, you... That shit made out of wool. He got that from Belk, Nigger. That's the only place you can buy that jacket down here. I feel like Johnny Gere. Belk or Della? He got that from Belk or Della out the Albany Mall. I went there today. That shit like a flea market. Hi, look, baby. Baby, hi, look. I look good. Come on, walk with me. Let's do it. Hey, shut the fuck up, man. Come on. Come on, walk with me now. Let's do it. Come on, walk with me. Let's go. Get your roll on. Let's do it. Get your motherfuckin' roll on. Come on, walk with me. Let's go. Let's go. Get your roll on. Get your doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Oh, watch yourself. Watch yourself. What, I told you She A Ellie I'm quiet now where it needs to be. Lean forward. Direct on DC. There you go. Roll on back. Roll on back now. What's up, baby? You got them titties in the building. What we got? What are you at? Shit. What side of titties those are, man? What side are they at? Third A.W.D.? Shit. Who got bigger titties than Third A.W.D.? Look at the white girl. Come on, white girl. What you got? Come on. You got a 40 who? You got a 40 F? No, you don't. That got to be white people titties. You got a 40 F. What you got? The rest of your titties in your purse? What? I never heard of it. Say F. Those are fake. Fuck no. 32 F. Shut up. That don't make that smooth. Well, y'all don't know that about no goddamn all-bending Georgia. All-bending. What? Oh, you did? I went for six months. I said, fuck this shit. This is my first. Where's my second time at all-bending? I went to the mall today. All-bending mall. Yeah. What you see? What I see. What you see? A flea market. That motherfucker is like the flea market. They got a belt, a dillard, and a JC Penney. Then they got all stores you ain't never heard of like dime and design. How many of y'all ladies bought your outfit out of dime for the night? I see y'all in it. Look at her. She got her shit out of dime. Got your eyebrows done in that little place right across from dime. It's so smoked out. I can't see nobody. Where the fuck did smoke come from? Off the lights. These lights are old as fuck. Right, dude. They trying to ban us. They trying to say we smoke. We ain't smoke yet, bitch. Wait, it ain't us. I know where he got the damn coat from. All-bending Georgia. C-I-T-I. Citra. Citra. Citra. Citra. I didn't go out that bitch like I'm about to kill these niggas. They don't sell those at Citra's, they. I think I had them bitches saving them all for two weeks. He had it on LLW. I ain't even know if Citra had a LLW. Just a nigga that holdin' your shit. Well, Albany, Georgia, home of one of the greatest rap groups of all time. Oh, Phil. Phil, ma. What? Hell, yeah. What did you say? Every night while my man goes out with his homies. I wanna know what if he love, be love. What? Any other night? Hold up, ma'am. What the fuck? He start playin' some Jamaican shit. I'm tellin'. This nigga start playin' some Rastafarian music. Who the other knob? See, that's the shit that came on the radio. You don't know the real shit. What's the real shit? What they see? You was shitin' on me. I was shitin' on you. Yon. We both was shitin' on we. Yon. So what the fuck we gon' do? I don't know. I know. Hey, that nigga said the coldest line in the world on this. What he say? That nigga said, now your mama, she the real freak of the year. Like to watch me jike my dick, then skeetin' her ear. Damn. Damn. Y'all like to, what, they gettin' skeetin' in ears in Albany? Goodness gracious. You want to hear the babies comin', huh? Damn. That's too much concentration. Right. You be jackin' off and then hold it, be like, hey, come here. Let me see you here. Hell nah. This lady right here is lookin' like she is just about to do a yelp review on the show. You did, ooh. What you get? Right here in the pink, you lookin' like you did not want to come to this shit. Who you thought you was comin' to see, Frankie Beverly? This is a different show. She say, yup, and what nigga? I'm just playin'. It ain't that. Her brain's just tight in here. Are you in good hands? Yeah, yeah. She mad. I feel like I sell the shirts. Look at her. She skinn' it. Do them bitches move? I don't want to fuck around here fall. Nah, we ain't gonna fall. We straight salute to the lady right here. You got on that Sunshine Anderson hat. That's what it is. What? It seems you barely beat the sun. Tapping my shoulders. What? Feelin' you gon' get you some smellin' like some friends that I don't even wear. Stank this shit. But if you want some love, then I suggest you go back there. I need to make a nigga song. But she look like a nice ass grandma. Who? Who? What's she at? Right there. Nana. Hey, Nana. She the candle lady, too. You the nana of the night. Y'all stop stillin'. Nana look like she's standin' at the door. This is the way y'all go to the bus stop. Y'all put y'all clothes in them coats up. They're cold out there tonight. She don't wear no clothes. None but a trish coat. She look like that grandma that looked at the door. She put that hat on that baby head. She said that right. Nana, you from Albany? Where you from? Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald. What is that? Where is Fitzgerald? That's the nigga who played for the Cardinals. The nigga went like this. That's how niggas get directions. Hey, man, I'm lookin' for Fitzgerald. Shit, nigga, you got... That's one of the places in Georgia you don't want to go to court at. They'll give you a ticket on your way back to Atlanta and tell you you can't pay or you got to come to court. Let me tell you something. You get to court, it'd be nine people. You and eight white folks. Let me tell you, driving down here is something serious. When you be run through like Byron County and all that, and she can like set a five mile bow, and you go like a mile, and she's stopping. You remember that ride, cause you went to school down here. I got locked up in Peach County, nigga. Shit. What's Peach County? Fort Valley. That's why I left school. I said, shit, ain't shit workin' down here? That ain't the only school Albany State down here. Albany State. Hell, yeah. That's a real HBCC. We worked out last when I went to Fort Valley. Albany State, nigga. I came to do a show at Albany State. The fuckin' electric went out. We did the show outside. They were like, fuck it. You niggas gonna perform tonight? I thought we all better. They had a good-ass man. You know you had an HBCU when everybody's sittin' outside like this. They had a guest. What's called that little man? What's called that? The nigga who lead the man. The drum major? Yeah, the drum major. They had a gang. Them niggas be turned up. I'm gonna get jumped down here. Lead them niggas along. It's a new year. I should have had this coat in the wintertime. Shit. Nigga, you gonna pass out that goddamn coat? I know. I'm gonna lose 20 pounds of this bottle. And take that man coat off. Take that man coat off. Man, that man need his coat. Hell nah, he shin' a war. Nah, that nigga sittin' over there like, this nigga ain't gonna get my coat back. Fuck that nigga. Shit, it's my coat. I'm lookin' for a cigarette. You can say, hey, a lot of shit in this coat. Yeah, let me see what you want. Hell yeah. That nigga got the bathroom man coat on, nigga. You can hide another person in this bitch. I got you. Hey, man, one of the ladies at the end of the night. Freakin' lady. Freakin' lady. Freakin' lady. Come on. Come on. Nah. Suck a dick. Come on. Oh, that's your girl right there? She was bouncin' a little too hard. But this nigga was like, bitch, hey, wait a minute. You sure? You sure? I want to smoke this blood, but I feel like I'm a fat son. But if you smoke that blood with that coat on, you ain't shit. You can't smoke a blunt in another nigga's coat. That's okay. What did? Give me a like. That nigga the police. You gonna go to work and smell like weed? Shit. You should've never gave that nigga your... Officer Johnson, come here. Let me smell your coat. You gon' like, shit, I ain't smoke nothing in it. This nigga got the... You ain't never gettin' your coat back, nigga. I hope you don't. Yeah, nah. Hey, boo. I see a little bandit pack. Show your fanny pack. Oh, I thought that was... I see it. Oh, I thought that was gonna stop him. You got the little fanny pack. Bet you got some recipes in that motherfucker, don't you? Just for me, I asked her to make a nigga a cake. She got some chews in that bitch. I like it. She got her favorite color, purple chews. She said, like, the purple nigga that be runnin' back down. Oh, grimace, that's fucked up. You talkin' about the thief. She said, like, the thief, you stupid. Grimace? No, grimace, nigga, the purple. Grimace? Which one that was? Grimace, the big purple one. I don't know what grimace did, man. I always fucked with the thief. That nigga was goofin' here. He had a grimace. The hamburgler, nigga. He always still had a hamburger like that. That nigga was hard as fuck to get in the Happy Meals. They ain't never had a hamburger. They always had the bullshit toys. Because they didn't really fuck with him. He stole hamburgers. He had them in the jail suit, you know what I mean? Oh, he did the hamburger. He did, actually, steal a hamburger. He finally got one. Yeah, he was in prison strikes. You know what I mean? That's racist. He didn't have show wars in jail the whole time. The hamburgler, he used to run the steel ship and run the McDonald's and run the fuck off. You remember that shit? They still let him stay with the crew, though. That nigga must've been robbing other motherfuckers, too. He must've got some burgers from Burger King, too, because they let him stay around. But rob me of my lighter, too, yeah. Let me get that OG. Yeah, preachers watch. OG, hold up, time out. Because this ain't what I was saying. Let me see your code. I ain't gonna lie. Every time I look around, I see people be having wildest hip-buzz. You know what I'm saying? They spending $200, $300, then they lose them. And they still gonna spend $200, $300 on some more hip-buzz. But guess what? We ain't giving back to the community. But I think it's time. You know what? Ha-ha! My boy Ray J got some wildest hip-buzz. Ray Khan, ladies and gentlemen. The best one yet. It got six hours of playtime. Bluetooth pairing. More bass. That design that get you a nice, isolated fit. For those who know what that means. And guess how much they cost? You ain't gonna believe it. Nope, not $150. Not a hundred dollars. Yes sir, keep going down. No, not $20. No. Go back up with your cheap ads. They ain't at all. Yes sir. You know what you can do? Get 15% off. How can you do that? Buy raycon.com. Slay it. At it by itself. Yeah. Give him your trench coat. He's like, his is nicer. No, it's darker. That's a nice one. We look like pastors. I can't wear another. I can't wear another nigga coat. I've been watching Dr. Pemple Papa. He's gonna have us a pastor comeback. With some green shit leaking out the back. Ooh, you saw. What you get to tell us that? We look like a crackhead tag team. Ooh. We look like a crackhead tag team. Let me hide that you right quick. Let me hide that you right quick. Now, we heard that you got that dope thing. No, man. Know that bullshit, man. Come on, man. Let me get some of that, man. We know you got that shit, man. Come on. Hey, hold up. Hold up, man. Hold up, man. Man, y'all want a couple dollars? I don't want no motherfucking dollars, man. Look here, man. Look here. You see this coat? Smell it. Yeah. Oh, it smells like money. What the fuck on that coat, man? Hey, man. What the fuck on that stuff? And look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Me and my brother, right? Me and my brother. Okay. We know what you got around here, right? You the king of all bent. Okay. So I just want to see if you can just, you know. We looking to get a little something. I have. I have. Okay. All right. But y'all, do the song. Do the song. Shit. That ain't nothing. That ain't nothing. You ready? Ready? One, two, one, two. I won't cry. I won't cry. Oh, I won't cry. Hey, I got a pipe. Oh, I got a pipe. I got a pipe. I got a pipe. I'm gonna smoke it out the can. I'm gonna smoke it out the can. Hey, one more time. I'm gonna smoke it out the can. That's the one. That's the one. Smoke it out the can. That's the one. Now give it to me. I'm gonna smoke it out the can. Keep that, keep going. Give me one more. That is so constant. There's two of them. Two of y'all. I will hook your cable up. Shop. Hey, you know I'm out. Steal something out of my mouth. How? Come on, man. What he doing? You don't have better than me, Nick. Give it one time. Give it one time. Oh, you're gonna disappear on me like that? Oh, I got one thing. Don't move. Don't move. Stay like that. Stay like that. Stay down there like that. Hold on. Let me fix your coat. Stand up. Stand up. It become a different coat when you wear it on your shoulders. You go from a crack then. Get this, man. Crack it into a camp coat, man. Baby, you done sat on here and got drunk now. Smoking at that coat. You still sipping that same Hennessy? Here you go, OG. I'm just checking on you. I didn't even see you had the goddamn cheetah print brown shirt to match the coat, nigga. God damn. Did you make that from scratch? Man, leave that there alone. He said I got money, man. He dressed like he wanted 4,000 men to casino two weekends ago. And he spent it all on lottery tickets. Who we got ahead of night, bruh? A lot of people ahead of night. Who we got ahead of night? Shout out to all the women who knew this single for 2020. You left all your niggas in 2019. I love this coat. I love this coat. Why you left the coat? Tell them why you love it. It just fit my personality. It make me want to do stupid shit like. I love this coat. I love this coat. Coat. Coat. Coat. It spank a little bit, but I love it anyway. Smell like outside. That's what he was at all day. It smelled like outside. What's it do? He works at the layaway. He work at auto zone. He's going to check your engine light. But he ain't got a car of his own. That nigga be hitching rides. How do you work at auto zone? Ain't got no car. How the hell you work at auto zone? And you ain't got no car. Hey, don't you need a car to fix on some shit? No. How the hell you gonna tell me I need some oil? When nigga you don't know. When you need oil yourself? You don't need a car to work at auto zone. What the fuck? You just need that coat. They put that on the application when you fill it out. They say you can't work here unless you got that coat. Who you got to have a mean look back at? Hey man, fuck y'all letting that coat. You just mad cause you ain't got no coat. That's it. Fuck that coat. Does anybody else have a coat like that that Carlos can wear? I don't want it. I'm sure somebody way up there. Yep, somebody got this same type of coat is just at a funeral home. Hell no, you didn't pull your coat out. I got a coat. I don't want it. You got a coat. Let me see it. You didn't pull it out. Let me see your coat. It got the fur on the hood and everything. Oh yeah, you got the fur on the hood. Let me see that coat. Don't get that coat. That shit got coronavirus. You dressed like you're going to see Mary J. Blash. That's different. Oh no, you tricked me. This is a P coat with no, this ain't the same type of coat. That's that coat you wear when you get pregnant in middle school. Stop fucking early. She been wearing that coat. That bitch fast. She want them fast ass little girls. She so fast, fucking at 14. Let me get your coat back. Look at it. It might be some loose cigarettes. Been smoked more of my roast. Tell them to turn the goddamn smoke off. Man, it's them lights. Them lights old as fuck. Look at my face. It can't be. That's something else. And it's hot as a motherfucker. That's either a goddamn turn the shit off. We can't see shit. We already dark skinned, white dude. I feel like a youth pastor. I'm trying to win. The white dude been sitting over there the whole time. Like what the fuck is this show, bro? White man, you got a towel over here, white man. He said no towel. Turn that shit off, man. You got a towel over here, white man. Look through all the picture boxes with your home grants. They got it smoky in this bitch like the goddamn card games. That nigga ignoring the fuck out you, DC. He must be one of them real Georgia white men. I know that nigga ain't talking to me directly. That watcher's got. I don't talk to niggas to the face. You better talk around me, boy. Thank you, white man. Didn't I ask you for the towel in the first place? Try to walk your ass out here on our stage. Stupid. Stay your ass over there. What's that playing, white man? Don't call my man. You can fuck around and let off some gas in this bitch. Everybody be fucked up breathing carbon dioxide. What up in there? Carbon dioxide. Yeah, that shit. It's hot as them lights. Them and the Chevy Caprice lights. They got us up on the niggas. Especially them niggas up there. They up there breathing in black mold and shit. I feel bad for them on top of all this extra in smoke. Listen. If you ain't gone with them niggas catching lights, move, bruh. Like we on the prison yard, move. I'm gonna be preaching my ass off. Yes, pop. Faster, faster collision plate. Around one more time. The more sweat, the more money I get. Yes, pop. Welcome to 8 and 5 South Shore. Oh, mega church. Crazy tharn, ain't man. Amen, amen. People up top. Say hallelujah. Sorry, can't hear you. Go on the hell. The people. We wanna thank everybody for starting their 2020 off here at the 8 and 5 South Shore mega church. Give a thang. And while the old pastors take a long time to say one sentence, welcome everyone to the church. On to here. Yes, sir. And they say some shit nobody know. It be some old church shit all the old people know. Turn to your bio. Registrations. What? Write down the book of registrations. Registrations. Okay. What does it say? What does it say? See. Uh huh. Shall be seen. Uh huh. Oh. He who cannot touch. Yes, sir. Shall. Take your time, pastor. Be touched. Yes, sir. Amen. Amen. Yes, sir. I'm gonna pass the collection. Play around one more time. I'm looking out into the crowd. Why are we? Attention. We'd like to make one announcement in front of everybody because I'm not the type. My tongue. Deacon Johnson. Deacon Johnson, please. Please. I'm sorry pastor. I'm so sorry. Amen. Take your gun. Why do you have brother Johnson's phone? I don't know. I took his coat. So we came with the jacket. I would just want to say one thing. Hey, baby. I would like to say there is no smoking of me or Reggie in the church this evening. It was a lot of seeds in the church last time, pastor. That's exactly what I was getting to because you won't clean up after yourself. Seeds and stamps. Seeds and stamps. I don't know who it was, but it was somebody in this section. Yes. Basically, smoking me it. What the pastor is saying is the only seeds we plant here at the 85 South Shore Church are seeds of prosperity. So if your weed has seeds, you must go somewhere where seeds are permitted in the marijuana. I think it was the white woman who left the seeds in the church, pastor. No, the white woman is allowing our brother to plant his seeds in the church. Sure is. He's not being himself. That's the one that's going to get us in there. We're going to hell for that one. Your phone don't even want to take a picture of it. Did you? You got to say something because if the police comes, she got to be with somebody and shoot with you. Who the hell, bro? Who the hell, bro? Whoever in here, they with you, they take you and say, Coke. Nigga, you ain't got no luck on your phone. Nigga ain't here. That's the nigga all the way up there. Know your coke from anywhere. They got your coke. Oh, he got your coke. Yep. She mad, too. I bought you that goddamn coke yesterday. Get my coke bastard. This nigga be on porn hub. Put this nigga's shit back up. Don't go to porn hub. Get some data. Nigga, go to Tasty Blacks. That's way better. Look at the white man. He woke up on porn hub. Porn hub? Yep, it's my type of shit. I love being on the show with y'all niggas. I do the fuck I want, love. I can't do this shit. Get to come down here and fuck with people like this. She got the best seat in the house. I'm talking to you, boy. Get in your left garage or else around. Get in your left garage or else around. I don't want shit with that lady. No, for real. What's the wait, let me. You got like a uh... This nigga here. That right. Boy, if you don't look like it. Boy, boy... Laugh, my queen. DC, DC. Get off the back of that lady's chair cause if she come out that chair... Left. Don't go don't crush my feet. Don't crush my feet. She got an Android screen or her real chair that shit You're going down. Why you going down? Okay, come on. She says so we can go fast. I love you My ass I can't see I'm with my baby. That's right Need for speed All right, you gonna bust it left. I'm gonna do the noise I'm glad we drew this motherfucker like it's 18 will That's right, baby This nigga get rolled around the venue like Beyonce nigga. What the fuck? She goes in a parade Let's go this way We're gonna go get us some sweatshirts You're trying to take me home Hold up. Can you get over this? We just hit a pothole. I know you were excited, but we can't crash Keep it real I hope you don't flatten her wheels. You're right with me baby I gotta take my coat back Let's go, baby. This is crazy. Thank you, boo Took a ride with you and she took two days. Yeah, am I ready? You're gonna give everybody a wrap. Fuck it. That was a great parade I might wear a little bit more to DC. I feel like mr. Eight another man. Get your way. It's off there. Lady. Shit I was in a carnival Mr. Eight another nobody's feet In the chair you're gonna see how that's on expressway late on the night. No, I'm not Right because in the end of the show, her battery's gonna be dead and ain't nobody gonna do that I can't explain that nigga right there look like two chains. Hey, my baby All right, my baby Wheels kind of wiggle a little bit Get your ass down. It's only for me. What's up? Yeah Yeah Got they are Baby Get ready. Give me some t-shirts All wait a minute Now i'm scooting up to my new baby Like Scoop scoot scoot. Scoop scoot scoot daughter on the walk This bitch get up What do you do with this one leave that shit alone? How you using mama, this the way you use it you stand up and use it I can't this a walker. I'm gonna do it To my church remember so many that do it who didn't You're gonna keep playing your way on the back of one. I can do this. She told me to hop on She said come here. I want to show you something. I don't know how to put this back together man I can just put it over there. She said I want to show you something Tell you why I ain't doing it That's why I ain't doing it. Turn your camera around Chico this one ain't gonna get on the chair Why you didn't why cuz y'all don't even know she just ran a train on y'all I don't care So what? Nobody's gonna believe her Ain't going Morals I love you before she put me on her seat She gotta take me out to eat and buy me a bag of weed and put some shoes on my feet Because I'm bullshit. I ain't giving away dick. She gotta buy me some I mean she got a trick gotta put me up on a lick and let me hit a home girl or something Because I ain't fucking hoes for nothing. I need some shit. What you got? Just a pussy you must have forgot who I am the nigga who go ham got damn the same nigga That went to Martin house and put some dick on Pam. Yes. I am shit I eat green eggs and ham put dick on a all night. They say yes, ma'am Prostitute You know who I am a harsh prostitute You're not getting this dick unless you pay for it. Sorry I can't be out here giving away my dick my dick got paperwork on it She is not for she ma'am. What happened to you? Why the fuck are you so upset tonight? She doesn't look in the whole night like fuck the bitch a niggabur Cuz she got no fat-ass braids in the head You got the braids that the girl on baby boy had the time Reese was gonna cheat went What's up, she just wants some attention Can't nobody want to raise like you Look at you with the pretty ass ears. I don't claim to got the wax out. What's up? What you doing The niggas Right man, you gotta take a ride you gotta take a ride at least go down the aisle at least you gotta take one ride No, it's 2020 man. We're the only niggas ever do pussy is amazing. She's been sitting on it all day The pussy is amazing. Oh With baby make sure your seatbelt on and your battery is charged about the fall Yeah, I gotta take care of my baby. The battery is low now. I hope I don't fall on the floor now Baby you got the snow down Oh Me and my baby just stroke She can give you a ride anywhere She can give you a ride anywhere Cuz she is inside of a wheelchair So she can give you a ride anywhere Scoot-scoot-scoot-scoot-scoot We didn't we didn't account for the fact that her battery might die Somebody called triple A. What happened we straight you ready? All right. Come on. We straight go here And when we finish with this a white man is called in general is there any outlets around this area that we Cuz I know her battery You got out of church Work when you're right creativeness I lost in the room with his baby and found the one me stupid wrist Where you get that cold? Thank you beautiful. I Wonder can we smoke in here gonna find out? Do you see where your coat at? Did you give the coat back? Yeah, okay? That's it back. That's it making me hot This nigga got on a band-aid found him a coat Sneak out on the first aid band-aid this nigga That's a real cranky and cool. Yeah. Yeah, that shit definitely is band-aid color scout And let me get that scout color Peacock You look like you used to be a pastor. They kicked you out Yeah Mother gonna tell me got down. I said I can't let the mother I'm gonna say You know We move in another direction My man my man Baby bird baby bird baby bird baby bird baby bird Hey look man look look did you take care of that thing? I told you take care of for me Did you take care of that thing? I told you take care of for me Nick You know what the fuck I'm talking about baby bird that you get what I told you to get You gonna smoke with him. Oh you tripping. Yeah, he definitely got crack smoke in his body You crack what you smoke crack baby bird He got What you mean crack smoke in your body Crack smoke in your body Crack smoke in your body Crack smoke in your body Nigga got Crack smoke crack smoke my nigga got on the cracks Need to be no goddamn crack it with his blood Hey everybody, do you have anything about you in your house? Do you have a house? Do you want a house? Do you need a house? And if you do and I'm sure you want to protect everything in now It's a bunch of ways you can protect it, but it's not a lot of legal ways So if you want to stay legal then what you want to do is be simply safe now What's simply safe is it's more than just an alarm system, you know your regular alarm system it goes off Poli's don't know what's going on. Is it really a crime? Did the broom fall down in the living room? 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All you got to do is go now to simply safe calm backslash 85 south that's simply safe calm backslash 85 south protect yourself and your stuff Simply say don't it feel good. Have your own you got to wake up wearing by the nigga smoking. Oh You can roll your own man. They got them cool Yeah, that's them them picots nigga. That is an Albany special right there niggas got them bitches We got mail Lady the lady the lady in the ground smell me Nick is always hype this shit. Oh, I know you're gonna talk about you like that You're really come on You're really salute to the lady that gave us these shirts right looking like Cleo. I'll say it out. Come here Come on Really hit that shit Cleo Now do the little shit. She looked like the girl that stopped that nigga from running out of best back She's like she hit hard in a moment. You see you gotta let the baby in the wheelchair hit it She might stand up. She hit that shit What you think I Said she might stand up. She hit that shit boy. You want to hit it? What you want to hit it? And what she was saying to y'all She go when y'all was riding on the chair what she was saying to y'all she wasn't saying nothing She was just hitting the button she was talking Nancy to me. She kept saying my pussy still work In the army bitch we smoke it but we in the wheel chair But you know what it was and we don't give a fuck and we don't give a damn She wrote us round this bitch that she's about to get down get your roll on doors We in the army in the wheelchair. He getting high with me. She pulled up like most look what I got I got so high I parked in a handicapped parking spot and didn't have no pass But my homegirl with the chest says she had some gas Hey Yeah, you know what I said this nigga's so strong. He got a bustle not on his head. Yeah And it's out to the nigga I want drop me man The nigga I want drop me man What's up lady in the blue What y'all trying to do Hey, what you talking about Hold up drop me. Hold up. I believe they're trying to fuck me Who the little girl in the blue trying to get me to fuck her and the big girl Come on. What my friend to can my friend come get him see what he wanted to do You don't want me. It was in the first few of my videos. You don't want that? Good I'm glad you don't want me the big one want to be All right, damn I got to do some exercises for I fuck you ma'am under stretch of my goddamn Equilibrium What size beds you got Your bed cost nine thousand dollars. I'm sure it does. It got to be sturdy That big booty you got to be sturdy That's what it is I'm playing you don't like me. You're supposed to be way too big for me. I bet you're playing a little like an index finger That clip got the dickhead on it. You can't tell me otherwise. I know she's a big big girl right there I know she got the click with the dickhead on it. You can't tell me no other way I could just smell like yesterday I'm supposed to be lingering Take a bath. I'm using baby wipes There you go, baby. Go ahead and have a seat with your big boy there No, you tough one of the children What's up, blue? I like the little blue you fold the little blue. Who talking about some blue shoe over there. You got something? It is a blue chew pill. I got one for you. You want one? They sent me blue chew like here or every month. For real? I guess the business is booming I'm gonna try one on one. I'm gonna see what it was talking about. I got you one That nigga Lowe's got the blue chew in his pocket at all times bluechook.com Ain't gonna get you some See what this shit go like So you can make love to your late day Hey for a long life Time out. Do not take the blue chew in this bitch. I'm not taking it. I just want to see what it looked like It looked like 11OG I'm gonna give him one. Look, she don't want him to give one. He's gonna fuck your wig off You tonight, man. I'll get you some. I said blue chew. That's your job. You can make love It's a problem. I need a blue chew. Look at that. You gotta go get her blue chew pill Let's make some noise if your nigga need a blue chew Who need a blue chew? Who need a blue chew? Let's make some noise if your nigga need a blue chew Make it sound man Need a blue chew You want him off of? He's like I'll take them off of Look at the girl like Who got a fucking with that? Cut it because that's my mother fucking No, for real take that shit fucking shit on her. OG got one. He his lady was scared. She was like hell No, don't give him one of them goddamn thing. This nigga gonna be trying to fuck all goddamn night You gonna have to pop a half of that I'm gonna watch him the heat of the night when I get back to the house. This nigga gonna be trying to get his dick sucked That ain't gonna happen. That shit ain't work. You gonna hit her good tonight. Ain't your day shit He said I'm gonna tell you Hey, hey make sure you fucking with your coat on nigga coming that butt nigga with your brown coat like you You know what time it is super dick is in the building You say what now Your coat is some Steve Madden's goddamn. He's probably gonna fucking to some old shit, too You're my love that's landed, baby You're my darling darling She's gonna be making all type looking she ready now. She's gonna be making all types of old ladies know goddamn nigga You ain't playing that flute you work good than a motherfucker boy I'm gonna make you some cornbread some hot water cornbread in the morning. Give me that dick. Yes She knew that kooch is 10 years Hey, man, we just got some nice Snacks and another bag of bluetooth pills. Come on, man No, we got I know you ain't gonna fuck with this this band because it got the saints on it, but it got some snacks Oh Somebody that gave us a goddamn feel oh somebody gave us some chicken in a bag nigga That's oh, I thought that was cookies. I ain't eating them cookies. That should look like fried chicken I thought that bitch gave us a pop. Let me see resting that bag. What the fuck out of cookies that you cook Seasoned man Let me see that no Bitch, it might be but they are they got the bitch. She said ain't no nuts in them She said ain't no nuts in them. I don't believe it. They look like They look like spicy chicken from papaya. She bit this and put it in the bag She said put them put them last three cookies in that bag She drove them cookies all the way from New Orleans. She called us them boys. What else we got in here cookies Oh, it's a more cookies in here. She she gave us a field trip pack. That's what it is Thank you for the cookies ma'am. Who who put this shit together? She was right There she go, right? She didn't even look at the nigga when she pulled up. Just put this in the bag, right? Who who put this together? It looked like it looked like the cooking monster already got a hold of them Who put who put this together the lady right there? You did get That's fucked up Hey, hey big man eat them cookies them your cookies You ain't gonna bite no goddamn cookies. You keep those you thank you for the give us Them damn cookies in that same bag. I don't have them. Who the hell you think you talking to? It's a half big cookie in the same bag. That's just a speck of Hey, go ahead and enjoy them cookies black man Oh, gee at least get one for you throwing back up in there. You don't want your comfort eating your goddamn cookies You'll be surprised. Did I have one of them cookies boss? But eat that shit grow a full beer that nigga just did like this for eight. I'm please god lord And now we know if this nigga start tripping not to eat them motherfucker Chico, you just missed it that girl them braids and they paint shit on Be fighting them all over That's why she got that attitude like that. You ain't see it. Her pussy brand look like a capital V That's that adult pussy that pussy is wrong Then they all ain't be getting ashamed like it's like you offended when we see that pussy And you pull them up when you see your pussy, right Ladies what y'all do that shit especially in the gym you come in the gym with the tight ass pants on pussy Just like this The niggas just try to focus and lift weights with your pussy all on the treadmill Y'all y'all Hey, she tough as hell she made her niggas sit on the inside get your ass in there And I got I got the corner look bro. I got the corner What does she come up? Man she got the boots with the fur The whole show is looking at her. What's he do she hit new block? Gotta let him know No no, no, no, no, no, no By her some oogs and make her lead them in the stomach Hey shout catch fuck wrong with you He's fucked up Just make her just throwin snacks back in the ground Well, you you are running the worst humans They got to make her back on to my family mitts. This shit is insane I don't think it is some treat from all of it Nigger got damn legs. fellow Next thing you know the n***a legs fellow. DC what's wrong? What you happen are you okay, are you all right? I ain't been the same shit cuz I first I had some cookies. Uh-huh, but the cookies was okay. The cookie was okay But then I had a right cookie tree. The right frisbee tree made you it made you had a Bobby Brown job? As soon as I bit it it knocked my whole left side out. Oh Lord. Hell no You gonna have to go to the hospital and all been in it They said don't do it. Ah Clarification on why shouldn't you go to the hospital here? Chico she said they'll kill your ass in ten minutes Oh, you gonna be down there ten hour They're knocking on the door. I'm a shit. Have a queen Doctor's talking to you like you're it. That's what the fuck you get for eating shit. She ain't cook like a sit-down What do y'all go where like do you got to go to the next town over? So if a nigga get shot nigga, no he down like I bet your motherfuckers know what Fitzgerald is now. Don't you got that? Damn, that's fucked up. Damn, that means you get shot over here. You can go to your auntie house. They had you down there for ten hours You mean to tell me That y'all hospital fucked up like that to where everybody know don't go there What a fuck y'all had the babies at the mall like what the fuck? She said at the house Y'all work at the hospital me there. All right time out. I got to get some clarity See what the fuck going on at the hospital what the fuck is going on at the hospital see what's happening at the hospital That's fucked up. We're working at the hospital. Y'all working to hide. Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, excuse me. Excuse me Excuse me. Get out. Excuse me. Excuse me. Get out. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. All right Now which one of y'all working at the hospital? All y'all so why is the hospital so fucked up in Auburn? You'll end up dead don't put them on camera they gonna fire them if they see this Turn the camera around we gonna have it. We gonna black them out like they snitching on first 48 now Have a face blurt had a face blurt so you say it's fucked up You'll die so give me an example of how fucked up the hospital is Somebody give me an example of how fucked up the hospital is on Auburn Damn Mom fucking said they let your baby just come out on his own No Don't be no nurse to grab that little mother. No, they just let the baby hit the ground and say walk a little motherfucker Well, I'm not open it. Yeah This was in your home didn't they send you home? Fuck where you work at if you work at the hospital is fucked up. She said we don't work We don't work in the e-i we work in the other place well, that's fucked up to they say don't go there Niggas clocking out the hospital early that's fucked up. That's fucked up. It's great, bitch. I'll be excuse me. Excuse me Excuse me. Excuse me. Niggas be walking out the hospital hurt Oh, my medium face like that. Like you won't do something. I'm fucked wrong with you. What's up, brain? Top happy great time You say what? You want to hit a auto taking a money's worth. Yeah, you just grabbed me you strong as shit, ma'am God damn that business grab me felt like my father grabbed me like son Come on. Whatever you want to do. Let's do it Come on That's sugar of a Friday. You don't want that. I know she'd be beating the shit out you my nigga guy I Am a fucker strong you got fur on your joint You play Sunday She looked like she on the offensive line Like that You see, huh, my niggas a hit the auto to watch him He said he did auto to the auto to where the auto to my where the fucking mic at It's in your hand. Yes, it's in my hand. I'm high They took my blood. They told me I could smoke no more buck my whole train of thought up. What I Can't smoke what they ain't on you To me They say the hospital fucked up, but I bet the police work just fine out this motherfuckin What you say what oh, I'm your twin don't fuck you Like that nigga, what the fuck wrong with you? You must got a different type of mirror at your house thing. I'm your twin Dracking on He's on cocaine In his motherfucking Want to look like Wake up every morning They stood up ugly I think a little like radio. I look like what's up girl. She got on a jogging suit with the cleavage out What you say you thought up to come over there you should about take it up Sit down Looking like a negro smurf in this moment. You got that blue on What you want us to come back there for We definitely gonna make it all the way up there man That's been strong That means got a fat throat. She said make your way up here Fuck wrong with y'all niggas is showing love to everybody down there bring your ass up here Sound like it sound like you've been to the hospital That's the voice you hear about you go eat the rest of the crib legs We got to say this too, bro, we got to say the rest of these to Kobe Bryant man We got to say that I'll be to the great Go man Yes, and everybody else that passed away. That's some tragic shit right there man. God bless Man the world is fucking up You're just new shit Man, I swear to God love when I heard that shit I was like who the fuck poison in the coronas they really don't fuck with the Hispanic population I'm over my uncle how the niggas ain't see that's a shit. I'm coming back. That's a shit. I'm coming back right now That's why I drank Budweiser like that Same shit You definitely don't want to catch no virus in Albany cuz you can't go to the hospital down this moment You just walk around sick as fuck Man, but they be man, that's I'll be believing in that shit like that They be scaring us with a virus every couple years ebola and all that Be one time and racism don't work for our favor why you say that because if it's a new shit out We gonna get it last They don't know but it doesn't get the new shit first It'd be four or five years for this shit even fucking with the black community We'll be straight. That shit don't fuck with our views. It's like that. We done been through so much shit Yeah She is on the top of a mountain That bitch get lost she gonna get found Salute to everybody in the back right there We can't really see y'all we see y'all in the middle section right there You can tell who got high before they came to the show you you can just look at this nigga tell he has a motherfuckin like he looking around He won't laugh at all this shit tomorrow like ha ha that shit was funny and full Jesus wait wait They need something what they need some oil to make calm They y'all gonna have to text what y'all saying god damn Whoa Look, I'll tell you what just go home and get your stuff Wow Gotta wave it y'all like this Shoot the flag Salute to everybody up there tuning. Oh, they've been chilling. It's a real thug session. They don't give a buck. They enjoy they sell Probably at home pass sometimes I'll be wondering like what if that's your soul mate waving that light and shit You just like Could be the one woman guy put on earth for your and you ain't you ain't got the fucking strength to walk up there towards If she got another nigga kids just fucking I find another way Y'all turned up up that motherfucker to boy Y'all have y'all tickets in last year, they just got this shit yesterday Hey, bro, don't it be funny that women do all that shit to get your attention and knowing they could just think No, not just saying not saying they could just think but you know like they'll do all that and knowing that culture ain't right I don't just no girl. They do this shit right here. Hey, she burn on it. Yeah The fuck they do all that screaming for real loads and then get back to the hotel So I just really want to get to know you better like know you don't ma'am Do this shit, bitch. That's what I want to see you do that What you want to know About Fuck that I got a rule, but if we don't fuck before we get a whole episode of Sports Center if sports center Come on and go off and you still bullshit. You got to go. Sorry. That's a whole hour and 30 minutes I'm gonna tell you the most crazy shit I ever did a bit that I see you want to fuck, right? So I'm playing sleep Fuck I'm gonna play sleep, but then I'm trying to figure out can I trust the whole right? So I'll keep my eye on the hotel. I'm playing sleep Walk up on that hole She was trying to rob you on the low That's why you got to be careful you fuck around with some of these business you get the fuck soon You get butt naked three niggas jump out the closet get the fuck down. What's that nigga? That's our problem. Oh that's not I don't like the way you laugh at that nigga. You didn't did that shit before Nigga jump out on the nigga when it negate nigga got his socks off and everything nigga with the fuck Dirty Right Ladies just know your pussy good if a nigga get butt naked to fuck you if a nigga taking socks off the fuck That pussy is good Some of y'all pussy just you just supposed to put your dick through the hole and fuck because that pussy ain't But the good pussy nigga you like fuck that I'm about to get all the way neck it nigga You know you're pussy good if a nigga get naked before you do You got on everything then nigga, but nigga what we doing? What's up with it? Let me tell you why I can't get naked hit the helicopter on that it fucked me up I got naked one time Farting And I just felt to just hold poop that's come on my auntie. That's that now I'll scrape Hell yeah Ladies, I don't know what them little panties be going You take them off and then you be like bitch you took all the sheets off the bed. I know they on here somewhere Damn, that's how I find that one girl. I was fucking with a stripper Because she took her panties off and wrapped around her wrist Hey ladies another thing, you know sex is a motherfucker when y'all come to the house with that thing around your wrist that you know You're gonna tie your hair up. You like ooh the dick suckers coming She came prepared Bitch you trying to hide the drawers. That means she ain't got nowhere to go after you y'all fuck She trying to spend the night Nope, I always politely grab her drawers and put it right on the dresser so she know exactly where they at If she had her drawers don't get that Can't go to the hospital to get it if you're an albino had to make that shit in the kitchen We may be thinking they sit to be trying to fucking the dog. Nope So when you take them drawers off, I want to mention you ain't got no dookie science either Spread them draw right clear. Let me see Look in the middle of those panties Take them panties off Now that nigga just looked at the panties and went like this like he was putting the cigarette out That's how he said he was gonna look at the bitch panties like this You got a spread of what she tells Man y'all got some strong-ass voices and Albany ladies y'all mama Y'all mama sound like that Wrestlers in this bit. They can't go to the hospital. They gotta yell for him This Sunday in WrestleMania, I'm gonna take that dick and I'm gonna kill I love looking the crowd and see people who just look like they was coming to see a Christian show like this is so offensive Everything all that we talked about what everything Don't eat your ass in 2020 So look to my nigga in the yellow that's been standing up the whole time this nigga snuck in this bitch you like shit I'm aware the yellow so they wouldn't think I would wear this and not have a ticket Got that sweetie bird look to all you ladies who are yelling. I love all y'all equally the same I Am in I'm in the relationship. We're all 39 of y'all. I want to go down spray at your coochie I don't want to spread what's up. I want to spread it what I'm cool to spread this sound like shit is yelled out. They got to pay my life bill. Oh my oh shit That's out of any help. See how relaxed this side is Some of y'all bullshit you ain't paid your bill all your bills They some of y'all know y'all been ignoring that 1-800 number since last week. She ignore You see how comfortable they is at the back back Having a great Everybody here having a great time. They just up so high. They just like shit this shit. I'm high and I'm high Double high up this motherfucker ain't got no us You got seat yourself That's why I don't make a scene over there They won't sit by everybody man. I don't know be a nobody It's a loop to my nigga right here to be sitting with his arm crossed the whole time like you've been in time I'll fuck wrong with you. You won't punish that nigga With a white woman can't really laugh at too much To the train my boy to train them how to laugh nigga look like he just said Well y'all nigga living on the edge with these white women I make her drive home sitting in the back like I'm catching the No, it's a fuck I'll be right around here with a white woman down here. She happens to ten o'clock Be with me a nigga because I find a spotty weed up in a car She is so ashamed of us They don't even want you to get in a car smell like we Like bitch don't you spray me What happened And he helped me foes are dying and he rides y'all are yelling like y'all it's your son's graduation in this Not in the man droids the batteries don't never die The man droids stay on She's sure it'd be too much attention. Ain't nobody's right. Ain't nobody's right this hard since second grade I'm gonna have to fuck me up. Just go home and get your stuff. You're moving to Atlanta fucking taking you to the big city You know what the first place you got to take it when you take it to Atlanta jr. Krieger. Nope the hospital nigga Yeah, she's definitely gonna be some medicine. We're gonna have to get us a medicine Put no legs on my show she's down in poor health She go yo, I don't believe no She's gonna go knock my ass down Knock my ass. What are you yelling? Ma'am your city hanging out 1993 Your city hanging out man. Oh Okay She got there from dying That's that city gear Yo, shit, you said your sister on FaceTime Ma'am anything I said in 2019 don't count What's up sis? Your cheap ass out of here. You should have bought a ticket talk your shit Chico. Nope No, I'm not gonna take away from these people who paid to talk to you on FaceTime. Fuck you means better than my niggas up, huh? You know my shit with you these people pay good money to be a you gonna FaceTime me when you get it You know what she was doing on there yelling. Wow. She thought I said I was gonna eat her ass Whoo. No, she didn't She did not run up here and say that yes Not Buick see she read right up here. Thank you remember you said you're gonna eat my ass Your ass is too long me you got too much your ass is way too long me You don't need no hand rag ma'am. You need a big one ass is long You can't eat that long as it's only got a 30-minute break No way. I can eat that ass that ass that ass is longer than 85 ma'am. Okay What you say, baby? So long he said he didn't I know him he did not say that you're never hanging out ma'am Big long you got a little spread. No, I see do it again. Do it again. See You see what I'm talking about. I don't mean I fuck Hello DC, you see that's an exact shit. I'm talking about she stood back there. Yeah, my name for 10 minutes Can't get right over here and bust it open for y'all. Get your ass back there low-down ass Tripling that you think you're gonna fuck me and my brothers get your ass back there Don't apologize. I'm through. You think you the only one at all bending with a new lace front. Yeah, me fucked up Let me fuck up Wait, wait, you see my new bitch Get your crazy Long ass She built like a self-defense dummy nigga, you can suppose to practice how to defend yourself on that ass She had a pussy snapper This And she has a pants When she's just showed the best. Yeah, she had a show to this. She looked like little boy show the pants She's about to go play k2 football Y'all jumped up like y'all a gang fuck that hell nah See the shit we have to deal with what's going on in all many the night after the show What that nigga say smoke in bed, huh? Lord what? Nasty Fuck in the living room tonight It's the first of the month to you about to pay all these goddamn bills you might as well fucking your living room. Yeah That's right. I have an 85 sound show fucking an unusual place in your house tonight if you got one Fuck in the kitchen you can fuck right there in the laundry room. Don't even try to go to the beer God do some spontaneous shit if you are real nigga fucking your garage in the car. It's your car It's your garage you a homeowner you pay the mortgage cut the car though Don't why you got a garage if you ain't gonna fuck in it All that insurance every month you ain't fucking in your car since you bought it She says you're trying to fuck eat your ass fellas. It's okay. Just try it. She ain't gonna never leave you tell you Which ain't gonna know well she gonna leave you and come back the next thing ain't gonna be the Yeah Who won't that big to She won't oh The big girl, I know she's been saying that shit. Oh, I'm at the man. I don't know that's a little bit too much Yeah, yep, it ain't been touched on in three Look at all the niggas who live here who know these women ain't that bitch ain't talking about that Ah Ladies just know we appreciate all the pussy even if it's hypothetical and we don't never get it Yeah, I feel like I don't feel successful if I don't get no pussy Yeah, you gotta be you gotta have some pussy to be successful. Yeah, it is like so you like you shrunk out And they don't get the pussy you like Think about it. If you was a fucking billionaire You had all the money in the world everything you ever tried to do you succeeded Right, but you ain't have no pussy at home. Yeah Yeah, you don't go home to no pussy. No, that's how powerful pussy is because Ladies if y'all didn't exist niggas wouldn't do a lot of this shit that we do Who gives a fuck about being clean if it ain't no pussy nigga We the fuck am I impressing this nigga. He don't give a fuck about me. Holds is part of the success You didn't hear what Drake said he wanted. I want the money because clothes The hoes I suppose they are they are Y'all the balance We just wake up and it'd be like no women. No women. What the fuck boy? I've never come in out the house Right Ain't no more pussy Ain't no way we'll come up with something we'll figure something out We'll have niggas riding around America 24-7. We don't know. We're still looking somebody gonna find What Shit, man, we had the wrong show That's another show I Like that lady. I believe she's special or something. She just be yelling out shit. Whatever. I know she was a one speed DC, I think that lady up there a wonder rice Krispy trees you had Okay, I need that You make me what I've been speaking well Man, what kind of oh you got the shirt? Let me see the shirt. You don't see the shirt. Will you get them done at Albany mall? That's just nice Online You ain't get this off our website. She made it you couldn't get it off our website. So you went to another nigga website That's some black people shit for you right there you don't want to got the equate 85 south shirt Who the fuck selling shirts with us on it It's probably you know what now that I think about it. It's probably a lot of motherfuckin selling shirts But our faces on them everywhere You are BBW Yeah, you ain't here build like Ruben Studer. That's what it is And this is my sorry for 2004 Fellas imagine a woman trying to flirt with you, but she ain't saying nothing but tough shit I got four brothers and I'm a BBW like when you gonna get to the good part She said I got four brothers This need a friend They went play keep waiting for every silent Yeah, they kicking us out What's come on? Let's ride around one more time. They go man. Get your ass. Leave that lady alone, man Her battery gonna die. You got to say some of your battery, ma'am. You got a you got to get back in the van and everything What's your name, boo? What's your name? Cocoa We'll check even y'all show some love Cocoa the wheelchair diva Cocoa the wheelchair diva Wait a minute easy her man sitting back there and that chair You can't take her nowhere. Hey, I could be born in the 70s. I'd have been on cocaine fucking every night That's not your man. I think y'all just Right now you got a hold up before y'all Before y'all stop leaving we got to get the picture Because this is the first show in 2020 and we need to show everybody when we kick the motherfucker We can't be booked to all sir. Everybody's been yelling this shit calling people on that sad stand up everybody stand up We're gonna take this picture When they lights up come on black Let me take this shit Oh, yeah It's been real Love man way to kick off the tour. Love y'all Appreciate all the love man. That's the way we kicked off 2020 Coming to a city near you or city around you or city up and through and by you city between city between you City that was close to where your auntie used to sit down there by your granddaddy house All right Oh I don't know who told that girl I was gonna eat her. I don't know what you're talking about. It's my disclaimer. I only Did I I What are you filming? This is a camera man. Look at that. Look at that. No. No. I ain't got no one. No, no, no. No dawg, it's a bottle off there. Yeah. Yay. We got it. We got that Rick James. I'm a very picky girl. Look at that. Don't take up to my mouth. She will never let your spirits down. That girl's been a big game. Once you get her up the street. She likes the boys. And then the man. What's up Alexa? No, you are 40 now. That's who she was when I was 40. Hi. Hi. That motherfucker is strong. I like the shirt baby. How you living my dawg? I wish I did. I wish I heard that. Look at y'all in love and shit. We coming close to the camera. I can just stand right here. That's our black boy. Let's see about anything. Because Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. Jesus said he coming out. I need to write this on to J. Cole. Yes sir. This is playing. All good party. How you doing? How you doing? Nephew, roll me up. What is Jesus gonna make a way? All the tag. That's right. Nephew, roll him up on the white board. No bro. He's coming. He's going to heaven. It's real. We got a book. The new kids. We're in the book and we got some pics. We got pics. They gotta be entertained. That's what they say. Look at him. He ain't never read. Look at him. He got it. Book be upside down. Hey. Hold mine in your bag. Thank you babe. I'm never supposed to do this. The new kids. Thank you Miss Afro Brown. Good shout. Look at you. Skinny bitches. Don't you let them skinny bitches intimidate you. Look at him. You hear me? Oh my man. Thank you baby. He in love. Show him. They tired you. They tired you. They tired you. They tired you. He ain't vanishing. They tired you. They tired you. They tired you. Really? What does he even? Really. I think that's how it is. What up what? All with the descent. He got out! That's how it is. Joe, what was the minute mark? I bet you're the best man in the hall. No! Me and bitches up. She ain't playing. Get the slap-saw guy. Get the slap-saw. Shit! I'll take this guy to your picture. Get in this shit, bro! Somebody tell her, tell her man. The chair? I don't care, come on. Hello. I'm the coach here. Take her. What the hell are you doing there? What the hell are you doing there? You're like a boss. You see, I'm standing pretty square. You see, I'm standing pretty square. Ah! I'm reaching a job each Friday. Come on, this is a family right here. This is for the family. This is for the family. I'll say something. Alright, good. That's pretty easy, huh? I appreciate it. Alright, man. Come here, man. Call me, man. Get with me now. We don't go fishing, Joe. Come on now. Get with me. The weather ain't broke, let's go. Truth level. Sand be over here. How do you be sure of that? He said to do your arm, man. You gonna forget your name? I forgot it. I'm down. I'm down. I'm looking at both pictures. I'm kind of at it. I'm in both pictures, one at home. Come on, Naomi. Come on, Naomi, let's see. I'll get ready for you. Let's lay that down. Thank you. Hey, they came. I'm doing it in Georgia. She almost ran me over in the parking lot. What do you mean Georgia? She had a big sister in Georgia. That's my mom. Your mother. One thing I know about women with dreads, they're freaky. Come on, Mom. You gotta get one in here with your mom. Come on, Mom. Don't put that purse on the floor. Dreads never lie. Get in here, Mom. Come on. Damn, Mother. I want to be milked. Come on. Come on, Mom. Never anything. Come on, Mom. Come on, Mom. Come on, Mom. Come on, Mom. Come on, Mom. Go to sleep. We got your mom in here. Thank you. All right, you guys be sweet. New York, Georgia. Say bye. No, Mom, you be dangerous out here. Put that safety sheet. Hey, hey, you don't want to get in here? Come on. Come on. Come on, Mom. I'm all white there. How you doing, baby? Am I? Or am I? Come here. Come on. Hey, girl. Come on, Gray. That's why you act like that. Come on, Mom. I'm all white here. You know, with that eye, it's all about it, Mom. We're going to took your mom. I can't believe it. Thank you. Thank you. You got it? You got it? Hey, and we will steal your mama, too. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Don't matter. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, that fucking, the shit that you do, and all these busses out the way. One type of niggas is yours. Let's go. Yeah shit got quiet, man. Yeah. Let's go. How you feeling? I'm not thinking anything. I'm not thinking anything. I'm not thinking things. I'm not thinking money. He ain't puttin' it out! W-2, what's up? He ain't smokein' it out. They got a taste for it, though. No, he didn't. Yeah, yo, man, what we lookin' like? I bought everybody some blue chew. Yeah! Your first trial is free. Yeah. We'll get a new face, mama. He'll be the one who made it. Two more little light-skinned girls. You stay here tonight, or you go on in. I'm staying. I have my version of that. Yeah. I think I'm gonna do it. I think I'm gonna do it. Come on, man. Yeah. We're off to that. You know we shouldn't see it, dude. Now he got it. I couldn't even put my picture out without the truck and the shit. You should've put it out. Fuck me. Everybody know it. He had to say it. He had to say it. It is what it is. That's why I gotta get my black man. That's why I'm making shit. You gonna see the black man. Let's see the black man. See, somebody give me a taste. Somebody give me a titties. I'm putting black titties back in front of me. We need that. We need that. Aerial. They don't know it's show titties in the black movies. Aerial. Yeah, yeah. You ain't never seen Angela Bassett, never? He's serrated last time I've seen her. I'll tell you what's up. Aerial. Aerial. How? That was the biggest one. That's one of my top 5 disappointing titties. I love Lala, but I had so much. Had so much hype built up for them titties over the years. And then you seen it. Then I seen it. I don't know. After seeing it, I wish I hadn't seen it. Exactly. I need that time back. Right. That time back. I hope I don't know what she did today. That was one of my favorites. I did it with Vox and Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks? Vox and Tyra Banks. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, Jesse. Woo! Okay, Lowe's, I got some nice movie titties for you. Y'all remember when Halle Berry first showed her titties? And they gave a million dollars. No, Swarovitch. Swarovitch. Nice titties. Spike Lee from the Mona Rosy Perez. Oh, yeah. Two right there. Jesus Litter. Motherfuckin' Jim. I got one for you though. 10 love, sweet love, hey. Come on. My land with you. That titties was sittin' perfect for you, man. That titties was sittin'. That titties was sittin' perfect for you, man. That titties was sittin' perfect for you, man. Yeah, go back and watch it. I remember Halle Berry first, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was Mona. She told me. Yeah, yeah. Black T-shirt. Black T-shirt. We went straight to the kids and called it Park. Big. Top 5 T-shirts in Black Cinema. Pam Gryff. Hands down. And I think that was in Sheba Bay. Coffee. Coffee. When it comes to a titties, it's a little techy. Teresa Randall, Girl 6. Remember Girl 6? She had to do the English to turn the shirt off? Oh my God. You've been watching the whole movie worth it. Yeah. Yeah, I folks with that. Karen. What's with this? What's with her name? What's with her name? Oh, uh... She's been showin' up. She's got hands. Remember when she's got hands? Paula Parker. Are there titties in town? Never. Never been 110 in town. Never. Never. Never. Cut! Not even with this. You don't need to show a brush. You don't need to show a brush. I don't want to see that shit in my film. I don't want to see that shit in my film. Uh-uh, cut. Hey, real talk. That's why he made his own studio. Because when they were showin' a tittie, he was like, No, I'm gonna have my own shit. When nobody could show a tittie, I don't want nobody to hate me. So he made a whole nugga. Yeah. He's about to move. Do you like titties? Nah, he ain't gonna cut. I'll tell you what you ain't seen. You don't know nothing about their lives with smokers. Oh. I got it. Okay. That boy fuckin' takes it out. Oh, yeah. There you go. That nigga was high as a bird. This is the best shit. He was high as a bird. This nigga got some of the most controversial jokes. This nigga got a joke where he said, Don't you ever suck a dick, because then you'll get a dick between them. Who's that? That's what he said. That nigga said, Don't ever fuckin' faggot. Because the faggot's gonna tell everybody. That nigga said, Don't ever fuckin' faggot, because he gonna tell everybody. As soon as he gets a chance, you'll never guess who I had up here yesterday. But the nigga got more bitch in him than me. This is the shit. If you ever want to see some shit that can not even be recorded in this theater, watch this. This shit crazy. You are beautiful. Nice meeting you. Yeah, I have a signature bag. Thank you, Lord. I love you. Sniff the mark, it's strong, we feel. It's strong. I don't care. It does not care. I don't care. Shoot, boss. She's like a small boy. A small boy with an ugly ass shot. What's wrong with all these girls that got hit in the gym? You got it? Yeah, you got it. She got an ugly ass shot. Hey! You got lipstick on your mouth, man. This is the kindergarten teacher. No, kids, don't talk in the hallway. I know what I'm talking about. They don't talk in the hallway. He ain't a bad student. If he don't know the type of attention that he needs, he's going to start showing up. He's going to get no attention at all. He's mama, y'all. He's mama's child, so she don't know. She think he's just sitting in front of that game or he don't raise no money. You already know what it is. What's up here? That's too hard, man. Appreciate it. Put that meat on top. She said, what, best stop playing? Uh-oh. Make sure you put the tag up. Put the tag on the wheel. On the right side. Look at the wrong side. You know why? Because she said she liked Chico B. I said, hold on. Wait, I know what it is. You was taking silk beads with Chico B. I said, no. I'm just taking with Chico. Because that's your man, the last action negro. Stop. All right, come on. I love your titties. Oh my god. One thing about Albany, what y'all can do? First of all, I'm not even talking to you. What are you down here? What are you from? Detroit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I can hit at Detroit, yeah. What have you done? I'm fucking hit. Are you ready to go back to Kazakhstan? I don't know. He's three hours to Atlanta. They ain't throw kites in there. They don't want another hour. It's three hours. He's like, if you was born in the 50s, you still would. Now take her to the cotton club. Yeah. I'll just take a cat. You don't want to call you back. Don't you go to a sock hop? A sock hop. Yes, man, yes. Yes means yes. No is a consent. Silent is a consent. Only yes is consent. He's too big to. I don't feel nothing, nothing to do. That's right. You'll put your dick in an A.C. duck. Right. Right. Oh, wait, wait. You got to put a filter on your dick. You got to put a filter on your dick. You got to put a filter on your dick. I got a cotton blanche. You got to put a dick filter. I need one of those. You're special. You got to put a dick filter on your dick. A dick filter. I'm doing it. Yeah. We're getting a picture. You got to put a dick filter on your dick. You got to put a dick filter on your dick. I need one of those. And here you go. And you're special! I'm about to get into the head of my girlfriend. I'm about to get into the head of my girlfriend. Anybody got a short band? If you don't think, you gonna be the number eight on TV. You know, it was just me when you did me like this. Like I'm a fuckin' prostitute. I did! You did me like this. Like on the straight. Shut up, y'all! Who's both of you? She has fans. I'm gonna take a photo with you. I can't, I can't, I can't. Right here, one sister right here. That is your sister. That is. You see, you don't want me. Hey, hey! Hey, who knows? You lose, take it out, you freak it. Hey, cuz, are you a freak? Let's see if you got him. Ah! That's a lie. Wow. Back to work, to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. You're making me dizzy. You better work out. Come on, I'll tell you. I think we're at the right number. I think we're at the right number. These are the only niggas. Hey, boy, that coat got me so hot. They do 70s out there, too. I think I sent the vision. Everybody just seemed to be people. You're part of the grocery. What's up, man? Get on your ass. You got that one-stand-the-time boots on. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's your coach? Ha! You look like Ghostman Casper. How about these ladies? You know, paint-paint-pop-eye. DDT swag. What's up, man? They have hood niggas in town, but with it when they like it, I don't know what to say. I'll beat y'all up. I think they're crazy. They're gonna like you. Ooh, man. Get out of the car. Who's that? You don't know what to say. What's up, man? All the way up. He was. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hello, DC. We'll need an intervention. What are you talking about? That's too crazy. Don't do that. Don't do this to me, man. Come on. That was fucking delicious. Come on, man. Come on. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. What the fuck do you do? I have no strength to come to the show tomorrow. Who? Thank you, baby. She's got your shoes on. Thank you, gentlemen. Come on. That's the one they gotta look out for. What's she eatin'? She over there in the bottom of the neck to do. Look out for the damn knees, you gotta talk to your mother. God.