 Hi guys, it is day 19. It is Tuesday, July, no, it is Monday, July 19th. It is the second day of this week's monologues. So today I'm going to be performing a monologue from Good Trouble. I actually already had memorized this monologue in a different version before because they use this monologue for a big open casting call in 2020, yeah, in 2020 for free form and this monologue is from Good Trouble. So if you actually search it on YouTube, you will find a different version of it. This monologue is about 25 to 35 seconds, of course, depending on how fast you end up performing it. But that's what I'm going to do for this one and yeah, I've already started memorizing the one for tomorrow. The one for tomorrow is a bit longer, another one that I have performed in the past. But because today's monologue is a bit shorter, I thought I would just show you guys my entire process of filming the self-tape. So I will put a timestamp in the description if you guys want to skip ahead and not watch every single one of my takes. And then I will show you my take with my slate. It's going to be my name. I'm auditioning for this character and then I'll transition into performing the monologue. So we'll show you guys what I would send in for my self-tape audition. And then I'm going to just show you guys me filming every single take. So if you're interested in seeing what the different takes look like. Maybe if I rehearse this a lot and I'm like super ready to film it by the time I get in front of the camera. I have everything set up right here. I'm going to use my great one again. It will take me maybe three to eight times before I'm like, okay, that feels good. And then I'll watch, I'll maybe play back a couple of them. All right, let's get over here and let's shoot these. So that was a total fail because my phone died right when I was trying to do my slate. And then I had my call and I had to eat dinner. So it is a few hours later, but my goal is to post this by midnight. So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to set up this shot. I'm going to make sure that the paper behind me isn't moving around. And then I'm going to film this and post it before midnight. Hi, my name is Veljika Rodriguez and I'm auditioning for the landlord. Hi, my name. Hi, my name is Veljika Rodriguez and I'm auditioning for the landlord. Hi, my name is Veljika Rodriguez and I'm auditioning for the landlord. So what I like to do when I am slating is I try to be careful with my high, not like too high and also not too high. Hi, hi. Hi, my name is Veljika Rodriguez and I'm auditioning for the landlord. Okay, I think I like that one, but I'll watch them back and see if I like them. Let's see if I still remember these lines. I think my eye line can be right here or right here. Let's do it there. Okay. Hi, are you Mariana and Callie? Oh, I'm so sorry. Shit, I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk, but I had no idea how much people overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. Hope you are eco-friendly. Okay, that one felt like I'm just thinking that you guys are watching this, so that one fell off. Are you Mariana and Callie? Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we are taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. I thought I'm just in my head so much. I'm thinking so much about acting instead of just being... Are you Mariana and Callie? I'm so sorry. Shit. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we are taught to apologize left and right. That sucked so bad. Are you Mariana and Callie? Sorry. Shit. I'm sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we are taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. Shit. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. Women are taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? I'm so sorry. Shit. No, no, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Okay, I'm starting to feel better. I'm starting to feel more relaxed. It's getting closer. I still feel like I'm thinking about the lines. I still feel like I'm acting, which is usually a bad sign, you know, because I'm not in it 100%. Are you Mariana and Callie? I'm so sorry. Shit. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize. As women, we are... I didn't say as a feminist. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Nope. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. Shit. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Shit. No. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Nope. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're asked to apologize left and right. We're taught. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Oh, no. No. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Oh, no. I'm not sorry. I've been trying to apologize less as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. But I had no idea how much people would overwipe. I wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Shit. No. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. Oh, I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. Shit. No. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right, you know? I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Oh, my gosh. At this point, I've done so many takes and I know that I'm in my head because you guys are watching this. I don't even know which one is good. Like, I've lost count in my head. Usually, I'll do a bunch and then I'll stop around the time where I feel like it's a good take, but I've done so many different kinds of tape takes that I have no idea. And who knows if anybody's still watching at this part of the video because at this point the video is like 30 minutes long. Are you Mariana and Callie? I'm so sorry. Shit. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Oh, nope. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we are taught to apologize left and right. I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we are taught to apologize. I'm just thinking about it too much. Oh, what time is it? Are you Mariana and Callie? I shit. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I have no idea how much people would overwipe. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Are you Mariana and Callie? Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Yeah, that last take, I was just thinking the whole time. Oh, hey, love. I can't get a good take. Would you mind just standing there as a female? Just for like three takes, Max. You got this take on that side. Okay, that's good. And just feel free to react like if somebody was saying this to you. Like, you don't have to act, but just, you know what I mean? Just look at me. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Now I'm laughing. What like this? Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. I, no, I'm not sorry. I'm trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. I can't. All right. Okay. One more time. And if it's not working, then I'm done. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Nope. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. You know? Oh, I thought for each holy paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly. Okay. Thank you, love. That's it. I've done so many takes. You guys, I'm just going to show you guys. I really like my idea of just showing you behind the scenes made it worse because then I just got in my head. So maybe I'll just in the future, I'll show you the entire thing. But while I'm filming, I won't think about, oh, I'm going to show this to everybody because I was really in my head so much just knowing that you guys are watching. Weird. But hey, I learned something. Anyway, here is what I thought was the best take. Hi, my name is Belchika Rodriguez and I'm auditioning for the landlord. Are you Mariana and Callie? Shit. I'm so sorry. Nope. I'm not sorry. I've been trying not to apologize as a feminist. As women, we're taught to apologize left and right. I thought free toilet paper would be a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. Okay, thank you so much for watching. Let me know what you thought. Let me know if you saw more than a couple of takes and if you thought one of the takes was better. If you could tell, I'm sure you could tell that I was in my head in the ones that I was in my head. It's very late. I need to go edit this and post it before midnight so I can meet my goal. 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