 I really am a freaking terrible at freaking DC Sammy don't talk to me dude Hey person Sammy, I'll fly you out Come talk to me in person See who flies up out of Vegas and find about us. I ain't flying out to freaking Vegas All right come to California. Take an Instagram picture with me. I'll come wherever you want AKG You do what? But six again Come on, but six and seven at me cover two with no adjustments. That's what I like See what do you want Debbie's kryptonite? All right, we're about that Debbie's kryptonites wait seven months in the game and then play me in DC. How many moves? Let's go cover six blitz I have any linebackers for this man I didn't look at this slow linemen look at these freaking terrible linemen off here. Oh my god November specialist how slow these dudes are man They were sacks in any other mode Look at these dudes in the chat none of them get close to every even coming close to beating me and they run in their Oh, I hear us about a quack. He wants to bet he quits It wants to bet I'm a loser sitting in my bedroom behind my behind my computer pray in to get a girlfriend Morris the people in the chat weirdo is like oh my god, I'm so happy you see see we lost the game I'm so happy. Can't wait till I tell my friend a Pussy virgin and ain't no shot at getting a girlfriend. All right, W. You're the best in DC. You're the best What are you talking about you're putting your Open in any other freaking mode like chat. He put his save the play before he's just so predictable The play before he put his safety in it right in it. No way strings the tight end. Nobody puts a fade on the tight end I'm freaking corner or somebody's playing at any other mode Blue in the middle is coming down You're not My god this game modes freaking horrific can't play this freaking game mode. I'm gonna get my freaking brain beat in I'm gonna get my head beat in I'm gonna get my head beat in this draft champions like that Somebody teach me how to play draft champions. It's a whole different freaking game mode. Oh my god I can't believe it's true. You can't you can't even get close to playing defense in this draft champions crap Everything gets butt-naked. Nobody sacks. Nobody Back I'm just gonna sit in freaking dollar or something like what you can't run nickel normal and freaking draft champions The freaking D limo are too slow. The Zones don't play anything You can't do anything They don't really is the worst defense ever Nicola almost great freaking mutt when you got everybody good or cross the field freaking draft champs. I guess it's unrunnable Bops, have you seen what you look like you like freaking Andy Milanakis, dude? Don't talk to me Like freaking Andy Milanakis talking to me about a mad game This free mad game. Look at what you look like the hell What you look like I'm just being that serious like look at what you look like Hmm Get up the morning taking a shower and then go on to the freaking fix your hair and look in the mirror and saying my god Freaking Milanakis hour the bag will take your free for the bag will come on What is wrong with draft champions? You know, I got the bag for this ace post shit I'm telling you I'm telling you I already figured it out If he blows me out again, I'm done with this mode. I'll never play it again You're playing as a top-level madden play he's gonna beat you Wow, so you're saying see we're in a top-level madden You got a winner record on me one year out of freaking five AKG and that was last year in the worst mad never We're about to be glishing your zone soon All right, W you're gonna get you're gonna get to play preschool offense and still score because the freaking ain't no defense Or are you gonna get to go to preschool when you get the ball just throw a streak of your tight in and out run my whole squad Hey, we're fucking nuts motioning inside zone on a slot man. It's not the tournament Come on man. It's a free game Oh, it's a free game. I see. Would you say you're a top 10 madden player? Oh, yeah I think you're up there. I think you're up there. That's my opinion, you know That's why I hate playing like bro. This come on now run a slot. Come on If there's one thing about Like dubby and draft champions He ain't gonna let you run in in that over J Hey You're trucking you're trucking throw it four to seven now you can't throw a flat How are you gonna screw you trucking like a dickhead you're trying to screw on the animation because you're trucking like a dickhead And that's madden for you game sucks so freaking bad I got cheating. I'm always gonna get cheated. He never plays a hard flat. That's how lucky Why would I do the cloud gets a perfect animation every play? Drop Drop it If I throw it a flat on a cloud, give me four or five yards Let's go Dang man, he's gonna get lucky. Let me get lucky. Let me play a cloud the whole game and it gets lost in yards Let me play a freaking cloud the whole freaking game and not have to pay for it I don't care what y'all nerds want to say like look at these dudes talking in the chat These dudes talking in the chat Then I see them in real life and beat the crap out of them and then I'm the bad guy Hey, see what you think about skin was opinion See Is he the luckiest football player of all time I deal with dubby getting lucky. I don't know what to do. I gotta deal with him getting lucky. I can't throw to the flat I can't throw to the flat Not throw to the flat man. I cannot throw to the flat. He's gonna get lucky every time I throw to the flat Why are you going flat? Take your thing and be proud of yourself proud of yourself Oh, man, just got 14 three written all over it Trying to play and have a fun game and I got and I got all these freaking jealous weirdos in the chat Why are you worried about the chat? Look at them. They're freaking. I mean like god dang. It's like God that crap's sickening. It's like, hey, I'm gonna hate on you. We'll see you because you will hit my girlfriend in real life I'm gonna hate on you Call you bad madman player when I know you'll beat me every time Yeah, we can move back on switch man They just gotta know that you're really not that bad of a guy really like you you you got good intentions The internet's a sick place. The internet's a jealous place The jealous weirdos begging for me to lose Let's see what you're gonna do Oh, the streets not open, huh? Everybody was open. Everybody was open Everybody was open imagine the street not being open for your freaking first touch that everybody was open Everybody was open keep running that same defense Nobody's open. Okay All scrub that scrubby come on. You got to throw that streak again throw that streak and score touchdown It's there It's definitely there. You got freaking game sucks What's we're gonna do? God, they won't play my zones man. I swear to you. I swear to you. That's not open in any other mode I swear to you. That's not open in any other mode Any other mode that's not open and he knows it. I know it everybody everybody plays madden knows Job you can't play the defense because he's throwing the balls in spots where this should never be open But it's open Now this game sucks man. He's just gonna keep throwing the ball into perfect zones. What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? Oh my god, I that's my I'm the freaking best I thought x was the enrol. I thought x was the enrol. I thought x was the enrol Oh, I forgot we're back in this shoot Not trolling that's the fight trolling's different. They're they're a hundred percent jealous I mean, I don't know what I don't know what people's problems are like freaking weirdos Oh, please. God. Let's see we lose. Please Please revenge of the nerds Revenge of the Andy millenakis is I mean, will you go ahead and break this freaking run? Please just go ahead and break this run Come on. I don't care about losing a madden game, man I don't care about losing a madden game The freaking game is so inconsistent. It's crazy Falling the ball into freaking seams when it's not open like Well, come on with the fucking inside zone, man I'm just trying to see how many times you're gonna get lucky. How am I getting lucky? You're running right into the same run defense every time. It's lucky W it only took me about two quarters to figure out draft champions Motion inside zone every player Here's more if he motions it is a run if he does and it's a pass Suppose that let's see in a nutshell. Oh, he's passing this time. Yep until I motion and pass for seven Oh, thank you This guy's the best player in the world, man Out of this world, man And mutt that's open and mutt that's open good pass. You'll play in the quarterback I'm don't even talking about this game is like a hundred percent difference. That's never covered before the patch. Why is that covered? Throughout Addo, I know that's not supposed to be it's not supposed to be covered. It's not supposed to be covered at all It's not supposed to be covered at all. It's either the patch or the freaking game mode It's either the patch or the game mode. It's either the patch or the game mode. I'm done. I'm done complaining though It's all good. I gotta learn this mode That's open in any other mode or or or they patched it with the patch. I don't know one or the other All right, so what do I do here? What do I do here? I mean, I'm running a deep crawlser I'm running a deep freaking crawlser I'm running a deep crawlser in the freaking crawl in the freaking game the cloud flaps running 50 yards back So what am I supposed to do now? What am I supposed to do now? Thumps, what are you talking about like you're good or something at the game like You run freaking wham every play and throw a pick every time you pass Thumps thinks he's good God, this is the most depressing thing ever Thumps gets beat by 700 points in any other if freaking 16 15 25 15 17 16 he gets beat by 400 points madden 18 madden 19. Oh, I'm good at the game I run wham every play and throw steve's Oh, there's w again There's w again. There you go. Give my six every play. He has no shot. Give me my six every play It'd be quicker than that I don't care what y'all say man if I win lose It's a lose lose for me if I win if I win I got I mean it's a lose lose for me lose lose And there is the beat madden and people say I suck still it's like This is fucking I don't know what else to say to y'all. I feel bad for you. Have you seen what you look like? I feel bad for you You look a lot like spanky off the off the freaking little rascals and you're talking to me I feel like John you look Donald Donald Trump's freaking steps on that he don't that he don't freaking that he Don't ever see Little like Donald Trump steps on that he never sees that's seven you cute little bald headed thing you that's seven Oh my god, man Adjun playing dc against dub dub dub imagine doing that Adjun playing dc versus dub dub dubby and thinking you can have a chance to not get cheated my last round What happened? Well, I happened to drive before when I thought like I don't even know You just answered my question or another question All right, tell me tell me how you go. Yeah, I find know you fumbled, but tell me tell me how you go out Not only not I just played cloth less not only that I over through a touchdown to play before a fumble Where was you not was you was you guarding that touchdown before the patch or in any other mode? When did you have a touchdown? What are you talking about? Was you guarding that cross around? Yes a tight end fucking cross around on ace twins. Yes. That's just that good There's no way to guard that but obviously my random ass zone guarded it Because it's freaking it's either draft champions are freaking or the patch All the paths got you mean for sure Keep it 100 keep it 100. I am a fumble that we're doing touchdown than a fumble You're out And I'll throw a pick on it. Thank god. Dang dude. These freaking posts You know what I'm saying he's freaking snap throwing these you cannot do anything about it all the way across the field I didn't snap throw it Well, do I gotta like teach you how to play while we play is that like something that needs to get done Me how to play while I'm freaking should be when oh, I shouldn't be winning this game. I got a little lucky to pop him God man. Good play. I'm just saying I don't either either. He's the best madden player ever or or or they patched the freaking Slant they patched the crossing route out of ace Up dubby there. That's my boy. That's my boy. Dubby throw it up dubby Throw it up Just don't get where people get the person is that I'm not a good madden player after I beat everybody there is to be I don't I don't understand but though this crossing route. Let's see if it's open same defense. Are you gonna run? One second to go you're gonna get an instant a gap sack for six if I do that Yeah, we were in size almost 65 times Be careful where you're playing a guy as lucky as you you have to be careful Don't pass the ball one second to go in the half. You're gonna freaking fumble for six or something Well, they'll move them Kg. No, I don't be I don't beat I don't beat uh good madden players akg. Ain't that what you said? I can't beat good madden players I mean, I got a huge shaft. I mean, this is pitiful I did things dangling like I thought akg had a big shaft Okay, what was that stupid defense? I mean, what was that? Oh my god, I was a stupid everybody came through with the hub Oh, I swear you just say shit I mean, dude, I keep throwing stupid passes man. Just freaking throw the ball away Good job. Good job. You're up one Look what stupid kids like akg say like We just got you look they say stupid stuff like that like I lie about getting cheated ever like Talking about I'll just say trolly stupid stuff I'll see you just got cheated Dying anymore boys Didn't get cheated there. I thought about freaking pass throw a bad pass I bought one dubby in a game mode. I don't play congratulations to you And just dude is just freaking snap I mean, there's nobody in the middle of the field Really, you don't have a but you like you really have no defense out there It's literally you have the whole middle of the field and you still got a cover to see him up the middle Okay, just shut up, dude And yeah, when I see you with a girl, I'll respond even though I ever see you with a girl. I'll we can we can talk god I ain't saying nothing. I lost myself this game again. It's seven to six Blues. I lost my turn to baller up to two picks. I don't throw picks I mean bro, I just my run game. You want y'all gonna see dubby run? I won't from now on if anybody can't see me or tries to troll me You got to show me a girl in your in your vicinity for me You got shows a new girl Anybody that can't show a girl in the vicinity of them. You got to have a girl somewhere near you or around Who put a one cut back up the middle that's not sticky chat chat That's not sticky Oh, because you got stupid sheds to play two players before chat Chat that was a little one two one game with that freaking just won the game with that stupid Thank you, mate. That was the best one I ever did in my life right there. That's not a good run My whole team just didn't shit My whole team did he's just standing there watching him Gg's in the chat to boo man time to throw another pick. I want some shit that should be open Oh that no that that was that I never said that would be open I never said that would be open stop stop being weird. You know like shut up Dude knows he's lying never say nothing's open. It shouldn't be that I shouldn't be freaking open Dude, you gotta tell me the glitch What in the world is that man? He's playing everything After freaking team dude like this freaking team Besides like, okay I'm not running the ball anymore. I'm dotting your face off Hey, it's dub dub dubby. I throw instant drags Do you want? I don't care. Y'all can cap at me online. I don't I don't care about online crap cap at me at something in real life Oh, oh it didn't get going at that time. Wow I Promise me you're gonna put a cloud over there and not use with this out though. I run at every play That crap does not play that I guess you're getting to play it somehow I don't know how your freaking spotlight there. That's deon somehow Normal humans don't play that route I'm back to this scary shit Normal humans don't play that route. I don't know how I got it to play it. Good job to dubby though job Bald head can think of a good play every once in a while Bald head can think of a good play every once in a while. I'm put a spy in the middle of the field. Come on No, he was doing it. What a stupid cunt. Oh my god. Who's your user? Me tell us that stick Why is he all over the place, man? Like oh i'm all over the place Any other mode my receiver runs any other mode? Any other mode? I have a fucking 90 speed user. Oh my god, man He's literally had five steps on that freaking user and he ran him down He's running down my freaking line. He's run. Who was that tell me smith Freakin joke. Come on Come on, man It's a bag and wreck egg with the rudder bag. It's a bag. I don't need no extra help. I don't need no extra help Freakin morphin across the field every I don't need any extra help Don't worry. Don't worry. Now run inside zone some more, man Telling i'm never passing up on tail fin again in another draft The tail fin man. You can guard the whole field. Don't you do it? Oh God damn it dubby, but you're getting your face dotted in I'm just racket He's gonna shoot the gap, but i'm gonna run the play anyway How am I virgin? I knew he was gonna shoot it. I had to run it anyway. No, I didn't believe him I'm dubby mcfarlane I can shoot the gap every play. I'm dubby mcfarlane in the end zone, man Oh my god, he's gonna get lucky dude. You see what i'm saying, man On the inch yard line and i'm never gonna get in Head come screaming through the agap like oh my god, man. Get some freaking push good defense. Dubby. Good defense, buddy I appreciate Good defense, buddy Come on inside zone. The whole game's built around a stupid pussy. Are you running freaking going again? Whole game's built around a freaking pussy That's a perfect drive and the stupid cunt got lucky off me Get off me Get off me That's what you call salami slanging right there. That's what you call salami slanging I toss again. I don't believe he can stop me Picked off you little pussy and still got you. That's what she calls slinging at salami Should have said man Okay, come on. I need come on. Oh my god. No Okay, give me some fluky. Come on skimbo. Call me in a flute. Come on skimbo problem. Call me in a fluky play Come on. Call me in some fluky. Come on. Oh my god. Good play. Oh my god. I can't beat this I can't beat him. I can't beat you. Good job. I mean it's not hard to not get baited on a streak And a drag move. They're 30 yards apart I can't beat him. I dance or homo I don't get baited on a streak and a drag. I mean I thought he threw a drag so like I thought he threw a drag I thought I threw a drag. I thought he threw the drag. That would have been so good. I mean that would have Come on man. I would have been so good for the freaking comeback twix dream I can't beat him. He should have threw that one to me. You should have you should have gave me a ball Drag gets open. I'm quitting out. Just let y'all know right now. This drag gets open. I'm quitting out I'm ass So hell Ah, that was six man Hit x on accident. I was trying to hit y. I wanted to pick bad All of you w I'm all over you I don't think you can stop it Here you go. Ah, don't trip buddy. Don't trip. You tripped over my user that was in the backfield Oh, I see a hell game. It's me for the game. He sheds me for the game I was throwing a wide open route. Oh, you had a The cross for titan But you know, I took a lot of time That's one more second. We'll You gotta blitz everybody right here. You're getting dotted. I'm telling you right now He gets his players to play everything man That crazy man That's a freaking cloud man played well That's a freaking cloud game. I threw two picks this game I don't throw them the games over I don't throw them picks as gg's Look at this pussy man. God. You are a twine. Look at this Oh my god He's in the chat for the woman man Yeah, we got a blockchain for the game. Good job. Got a blockchain for the game Gg's in the chat for the woman Gg's in the chat for the woman Gg's in the chat gg's in the comment section gg's on the like button Gg's for the woman. Oh, this is on the two It's on the two Damn, well, you lost on the YouTube. You're a fucking idiot. Let me kick the ball. You still get time Fucking idiot. If I kick the ball there, you still get 20 seconds of the time out Wait, why do why you got the note? Cuz he's an idiot He can't make an ice field go. I don't think I'm not gonna be able to kick the ice field A guy like me don't care about ice I'm a weird I'm a from on conservative what I look like joking We're gonna from we're gonna get this first down The answer ain't gonna come from you. Okay. Okay. Yep. Take extra three seconds. Oh, yeah Now you're not even gonna have your time out No, no, I'm this is a lesson on how to execute last second situations and john madden football You should take some notes. Why why do you call him out though? I shouldn't call him out Cuz he's an idiot You like ice cakes or what you don't care about us I love them Hey, if you real purpose to get this ice cake I love you. Good night. You get nice dude I don't need to get ice. How do I need to get ice? Wow Come on. I see we'll ice him. Oh, yeah I don't care Okay Coming through for six. I can feel it right now. I'm coming through for six I love them All right. Come on now. You gotta give me a kick return out. Okay. Take that same kick. All right. Here it comes Here Ggs and Ggs and a tap I got I got I got Brandon cooks I got I got I got I got I got I got D on sanders. Do you have at do you have carbon calm in this word now? Come on Or is full We still you know, it's my first time playing DC and we still talking about DC Hey, will you beat him in my good game old sport? Ggs and a chat I know you lost that game You even caught a lurk. Try the replay. Try the replay of the sack on the third down. Hold on. See we lurked you They lurked me Damn, he really been covered a slam all game. Like he just like let me throw a snap slam I thought he might I thought he would bait the streak and then come down to the slam But he really looks all the hitched. That was a good defense really I mean he was late on it, but he tipped it up and then caught a pig on it I'm sitting six every play all game and he's passing every play Absolutely. No, you're not. No, you're not. If all of those put two streaks in a slant and you literally can't stop that I see what do you like yourself over W? The fumble the fumble in the overdue. I had yet. That was bad. What modes do you like yourself over W? See, here we go I want to tell you this where is seaboo throwing the ball Let's see crossing route the cross around on the left side's wide open Oh Let me see where On ramsey you're throwing here on the ramsey man To this guy on the ramsey man Too early way number 85 Keep going. Keep going. So we're going Over top of you. Honestly, your best bet was passing that tight end on the streak Dude, he's he's he's not the play's not developed long enough. Keep let the play develop So you want sterling with 71 speed to go from the right side all The way over here and then to keep going. It's not even Oh over top of ramsey. Oh, oh because i'm pretty sure Ain't nobody to dole to I don't know about you guys You can throw me over top of the cross right there. I'm throwing over top of the crosser. Oh over top of ramsey That's what you're doing. No, you need way too much time for that. Well, yeah Man, that's that's one. That's one more second brown. Everybody's open but see we'll cut that out We donated him the game. We said will can you make a play? And he failed in a week Good play a good game. I threw too many picks while I lost