 Item number SCP-139-4-J Object Class Euclid Special Containment Procedures SCP-139-4-J escaped containment in 1995, and all attempts to return it to containment have been unsuccessful. Current containment efforts involve supplanting SCP-139-4-J with a replacement standard, Sea Project Thunderbolt, which has met with limited success to date. Description SCP-139-4-J is any instance of a rectangular connector adhering to the universal serial bus, USB Type-A standard, such as found on typical wired computer keyboards and mice. All known instances of SCP-139-4-J demonstrate anomalous behavior when attempting to insert them into a corresponding USB Type-A socket. No matter how carefully the user studies the orientation of SCP-139-4-J and socket, during the initial insertion attempt, SCP-139-4-J will invariably be found to be upside down. When the user flips SCP-139-4-J over and attempts to reinsert it, it will again be found to be upside down. In no case can SCP-139-4-J be correctly inserted prior to the third attempt, and an average of four attempts are required before SCP-139-4-J is oriented correctly. With this behavior does not directly harm users of SCP-139-4-J, it requires users to spend additional time continually reorienting SCP-139-4-J in order to successfully connect it. The lost productivity due to this wasted time has been calculated at $1.1 billion US. Site-42 is able to continue broadcasting and move up to making live-action SCP adaptations thanks to support from our viewers, subscribers, and especially our patrons. We'll shout out to our Level 5 researcher-level patron, Andre Bechert.