 I will kill all of you! All of you must die! Right, we need to pick something that looks absolutely terrifying. Oh ho ho ho ho! Yes, look at that. Oh, that's glorious. Do we get to name this? Preset not said. Can we- Oh, we can type! Yes, Dennis! Yes! I don't know many of the other places. Woodlands might be a good place to go, but I was in East Plains before. I'm gonna spawn there. Okay, hold on. Before things go terribly wrong for me. Let's have a quick check. Boar, Pachycephalosaurus, Hipsi. Ararosaurus isn't actually on my diet of things, which is interesting because I don't know. Everything that was a dialogue was hunting Ararosaurus last time, but it's not even a required diet. So really, I want boar. Tell you what, I'm looking forward to seeing what my night vision is like. I bet that's really good. Oh, smells really good. Okay, so after my last video, people were saying I was throwing up because I was eating rotten meat. There's a dillus! There's a dillus! Could I be friends with you guys? Friendies! Can I find them? Be like, who the hell just ate me? Just think they'll be able to hear that. I hope they'll be able to hear that. Whoa, whoa, there's something red over there. What is that? Oh, actual foods. Food for foods. I think there was a deer. Hell yeah. Oh my god, they're huge! Oh god. Yeah, well I'm after this one. Come here, Bambi! I'm hungry. Oh no. I'm seeing a problem. He's maybe just a little bit faster than me. Oh no. Oh god. Yeah, I don't stand a chance if he's zigzagging like crazy like this. Dude, dude, dude, dude! Dude, where are you? Oh god, a serrano! Jesus! Freaking, freaking! How do you get hallucinations? Did I get him? Oh, I don't know if I did. I've still got three bar. There he is, there he is. Okay, let's go from, let's go from. Give him hallucinations. Yeah, I got him! I think! Oh! Oh! Hello, hello! Can I be friends? Will you please not kill me? Yes. Yes. I like this. Can I has? Am I allowed? Thank you! Can we be friends? I've been injured. Oh, you guarded. Nice! Oh, I can't even jump as a baby. Oh, that's weird. Okay, so I need Galamai Mistegosaurus goat sea turtle or dry-o. Okay, I don't think I'm gonna find any of those actually. So I may as well just fill up. I'll fill up. Go on then, why not? Might as well get 15% rather than 10%. It was like a whole family of deers we encountered. That was crazy. Oh! Oh my god, there's guts. Oh, they killed a serrano! Ha! Suck it! Oh, I recognize the Harara Saw. Rusty cheese! I feel like I should, you know, not stay around here too long or else these guys will probably kill me. I feel. I was already killed by one. I'm gonna be killed by another one. Then again, I'm gonna easily be killed by Harara Saw's. Oh, it's dead. Whoa! It's just spinning around. Oh, it's a baby car now, I think. It's hard to tell. Gum gum gum. You know what, let's think about playing this. I wanted to play as the Harara, because it's so much fun, but I haven't played the Dailo and everybody seems to play the Dailo. Look at us. We're bloody hidey. Hello, sniff sniff. Oh, you've got fur underneath your chin. Hold on, mister. I want to see your little face. None of these have given off vibes of like, we're friends. Not at all. Although, there's a group over there. Maybe they're the cannibals. Could be. Maybe I got lucky. Maybe I picked this group and these aren't the cannibals that just killed me. Two seconds ago. Oh! Harara's flying through the other. You guys can see them, and you're not attacking them. Oh, did you get me meat? Oh, thank you. I would eat it if I could find it. There we go. Thank you, babies. I mean, my parents are the babies. I don't feel like my eyesight's any better than the Harara's ores. It could just be me, though. I guess it kind of just looks like fog. That'll do. I'm all done. Nice one. Okay. Don't feel like that was particularly safe, but at least I'm not thirsty anymore. Quickly. Apparently, none of that counted. That's sweet. Cool. Feel as though my safest bet now is probably just to go solo. And you get killed far too quick in this game. You don't have time to learn from your mistake? It's like, oh, I died. Well, how could I do better next time? Just stare. Not die? How about that? Oh, 43% now. Nice. So what do I have going for me? Health regen increased, stamina decreased, and fracture regen as well. It's like a bloody... Oh, hello. Hello. What is this? Hello, buddy. Yeah, I thought so. Okay, let's eat the piggy, increase our other one, and see if we can get a deer. Ah, Troodon. Bad, bad Troodon. Oh, no, I'll be glowing now. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Set of traps. Oh my good God. Surely I must be able to smell that. There's about 50 of the boogers somewhere really close. I want to observe before I think about going to them though. Oh, you get something? Oh, he's after a frog. Right, none, none, none frog. Oh, beady dragon. Hello. You can be part of the subgroup. We're following the bigger group. Oh, God, this is stopped. Come on, you've got to keep going. Oh, look at this. One, two, three, four, five of us. If not more, I can hear them calling out. This is what we do as dialows, is when at night we just call out. Yeah, you know what it sounds about, right? Ooh, I like how the grass moves when it's windy. Ooh, and the bushes too. Whoa. Beady. There's a little bit of deluge somewhere. Oh, that's cool. I like how it lights up. It's our job. We have to screech like this when it's night. All right then, I guess we head off. Everyone slowly. Oh, a car now. Baby carny. There's a carny. There's a car now. Ah, ah. Num-nums. That was super easy. Um, yum-num. You want food? It's not on our list, but hey-ho, it's there. Oh, I feel like I've contributed to the group. But it was his own fault for calling out. I don't know why he did that. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Oh, this is cool. Running into other dialows. You know that we're all part one group, so we're all safe. Oh, just seeing glimpses of one another. Oh-ho-ho-ho. A nighttime predator. Okay, well, it's converse to the northern plains it is. Oh, they killed something. Oh, nice. Like an adulty carno. Brilliant, that's why they went back. They must be discordant or something. They must all be together. Ooh, that's pretty. Ooh, this place looks cool with those trees. Oh, that'd be cool to be a heroine jump from one of those. Nice, I like this. Oh, thank God. I was really thirsty. Okay, so what am I now? Oh, an adult 69. Nice. Okay, so basically 70%. I've got my own little hairs on my chin. Look at that! Little Emma Rose growing up so fast. Look at you. Keep my eye on the left. Wow, we saw split up. This is good. Oh, I've got a good throat. Wet throat, that's good. I'm sending a chain of calls through to each other. I like that. So, off in the distance, and then a little bit closer. And then me. There we go. That's good, that's good, that's good. Oh. Uh-oh, he's going to be like, oh, Jesus. Oh, this is not good for you. How old am I? 77, okay. Oh, oh, a crack. Oh, never an estimate to another though. Just give him a couple of bites and make sure you do that. What's it called? Venom thing, hallucinations. Oh, oh, oh, the death. Oh, the carnage. Don't know if I like that. Oh. Oh, is he running? Did he run? Nobody died? He must be running. Wait, what happened? Did he just disappear? Did he just teleport away? Hacker's in the game. This game is like Bad Lies. The only game I know that has like anti-hacker, spy, cheat, whatever. And yet, I've only ever seen a stego that can run million miles an hour or a teleporting Tonotto in this game. Wow. Oh, I look cool now though. Look at my eyeball. Yes. Devilish. Wait, how many? One, two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ten of us. Okay. How long does it take my stamina to regen? This is ridiculous. Oh, there's the pig. Oh, you're not a pig. You're a deer. Even better. There we go. That'll do. Okay, let's fill up the S. We'll find that bore. Fill up on the three. And if we can catch the gully, although is there really any need? I don't think so. I mean, this place is so much nicer looking than every more. It's it's basically the same. Just it feels as though it's been designed better. Oh dear. Well done. He's dead. Tell you what, he had guts. Don't fight. Well done. Well done. Yeah, it feels like at the moment, this is a dialogue game. Everything else falls prey to a dialogue. There they are. They're always the one that called. Like the dialogues I just run into didn't call at all. These guys, I know who they are because they always call. Yes, it's his eye. I am back. Wait, this is something dead. Oh, it's Apache. Oh, they kill Apache. Nice. Yeah, there is Pachycephalosaurus. I missed it. It's also a part of me that just wants to be a nighttime predator. And I never see any little baby dialogues by themselves in the grass. Just kill them. But I don't want to be part of the problem. But also want to have fun. I mean, this is fun to an extent, but it's kind of boring. Oh, didn't even see you there, dude. I'm Ryan and I love Pachycephalosaurus. It's just like the love hotel all over again. Join us buddy. Yes, run. Run with the dialogues. We're going to wait. We're going to checkpoint here. What the hell? Oh, my God. It's right here. Oh, is that it? Oh, he's up there. Oh, bless him. He's like, no. He's not going to give us much food, guys. I think we need to go and get him. What are those? Are those haraas? They're just running by the edge. Die. Try a somersault. Oh, I had him. Nuts. Oh, bunny. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. Wow, that gave me nothing. Hey, guys. I'm going to get you. You're going to get you? Oh, bless them. They chose him to run. I'm going to get you, dude. Oh, you want to protect your friend? Oh, damn. You can't stick up trees, huh? Oh, you're separated now. Unless you're in a group. Did you do old bite actually on you, shouldn't I? There we go. Did I even take any damage there? They just completely, they were like at the dog like, oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, well. I may as well eat them. Don't want to waste them, you know. Oh, God. Yes. Oh, sorry, I ate your baby. I know. I'm a terrible thing. I'll eat you in a second. Don't worry. I like the families of deers now. Makes the crime so much worse. Bobby's mom. Where are you? When I'm to the stego. Oh, it must have died in the water. Yeah. They must have got it in the water. I need that. Hello, Carno. Yeah, just kill him. He's having hallucinations in there. He's not faring too well. He must be sad. Oops. Sorry. Oh, now you're running. No, you don't get away with that. No, you don't. Get him. Get him. Wow. It really feels like we're top of the food chain. Wait, is that a raptor? Oh, the raptor's not even attacking him. He's attacking him. Oh, dear. Is that Dead Dilo with the Serato? He's on a test last night. Oh, bless him. You should have came to the water. There we go. There we go. Go get him. Get him. Get him done. Get her done. Is he dead? Yeah, he's dead. Oh. Oh. We're just murderers of this place. Oh, bodies piled high. Jeez. Damn, if the stego didn't food deny. That was a bugger. What? You want to die? Kiss me. Yeah, OK. All right, then. There we go. He wanted to die. He was like, just kill me. Can I shake him? Like do this? Like a shark? Oh, it's a... Oh, that's so cool. I shook all his guts out. Blit. Is that a rat? Is that a jumping from the trees? Look at them go. Oh, my God. This place is a hive of activity. This is awesome. I want to kill things. I can't. There's so many of them just running around. What the hell? This is brilliant. Oh, I've never felt such so high on the food chain. Wow. Look at them. Oh, did he just kill me? He just jumped on him. What? Did that rat or so jump on? Oh, it's a baby silo. I'll see you. Oh, I thought I got him there. You're trying to jump on me, the little bugger. I saw you from the trees, mate. Oh, my God. You're a tiny little... Oh, my... You're dead? What killed you? What are you? You're a hararosaur, aren't you? There you are. You're gonna jump for a tree. You're gonna do. I don't know what you're gonna do. Oh, almost. Up the tree. Oh, my God. How many? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Oh, God. I saw that. I saw you leaping. There's so many dead bodies here. Look at them. Look at them jumping around. Hey, hey. We won! When you're gonna kill a baby, you die too. All right? I'm gonna shake it in it. Can I do that? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You won it? You're gonna play it. Oh. Did he kill the other one? There's just so many dying here. It's hilarious. Okay, I'm gonna go off and I'm gonna rest my bleed because I've taken a fair bit of damage. Even though it is fun, I would not prefer to die however. Oh, God. Finally, something to fill in my requisite. After everything that I'm killing, I actually prefer to eat goats, deer, and bulls. What are those guys doing? Oh, wait, they're logging off. They're going to sleep. Oh, look at how cute they are going to sleep together. What's that? Oh. Oh, you're a dylo. Oops. Sorry. Whoopsies. He's hiding in a bush like, you won't see me. Oh, damn it. I thought it would have been something else. Like that has just run around in the wild. We're all carefree at night. But if something's hiding in the bush, I'd like to go for it. There you go. That's a baby harrah. He clasped onto the tree just a little bit too late. I'll eat you. Omnoms. Oh, you're a baby harrah too. God damn it, it's another dylo again. There we go. Put it down. We need to eat it. Does that count as anything new? Oh, it does. That was a goat. So close to getting perfect diet. I do not need to kill any people. I could basically live off deer's goats and boars. That's boring. Don't do that. Oh my God. There you go. Go on. Eat it. I saw that. What was that? Is that a harrah or something? Oh, you're a carnivore. No. Damn. I'd rather have the boar though. No, not going to lie. Boar is mine. This is probably going to be the most amount of kills I think I've ever gotten. I thought the galley was the most amount of kills I'd ever gone, but no, it's definitely this thing. Really? Really? It's like he came back and was like, I will kill you. There you go. Disrespect. He did like nothing to me. He was just pulling straight back and was like, Oh, it's a raptor. Hello, Mr. Raptor. Oh, got the leg. The leg. Man, go on. Have fun. Enjoy your day. I couldn't bother to chase you. You going to jump on tree? An offering to the water gods. Yeah. Oh, that's a big Harara there. Is he going to try and jump on me, do you think? Yeah, he is much. Yeah, he was. Oh, that was bad of you. That was a bad idea, dude. Oh, I got a copy somehow. You know what? Oh boy, he barely did anything to me. I thought I'd pretend not to see him. He'll do it and he did. Did he fight back? I don't know if he did. Oh no, hold on. There we go. I'm yellow now. That's more like it. I thought that's the amount of damage you're taking. Well done. Well done. That's better. Maybe he could have killed me, actually, if he'd went for me. But once he jumped, he was kind of like, he hadn't thought through the process. He hadn't thought that far ahead. Yeah, that was him. It's just so easy and it's fun. Something to do. Another one. Oh, damn it. That was a dialogue. Finally, it's been through, what is it, 1 p.m.? And it was pitch black. And then all of a sudden, oh yeah, by the way, yeah, it's supposed to be broad daylight. Oh, that's probably not a good place for you to lie down, dude. Oh, okay. Do you guys want to go and get him? Go on, you go get him then. Wait, there's a crocodile in here. I saw that. Cheeky kid. If I go to drink, he'll go for me. Damn. Okay. Okay, so this place isn't safe anymore to drink. All right. Well, let's go to North Plains then. Ooh, I can hear a lot of Dilophosaurs over here. I don't know where the North Plains is, but I'm just heading north. I don't remember where they took me last time, but I'm just going to head towards the migration, because I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Go on then, Mr. J. Maybe. I might be. I'm going to go get some food, guys. I see this, and I like it. I like bull. I'm running straight for it. I don't care. This is my food, baby. Ooh, I don't even know what this is. Is this a galley or something? I'll just keep on eating. Well, the raptors won't have a go. They can have a go. What even is? I'm curious as to what this is. Is it a patchy or something? Oh, yes. Just fill up on this bad boy. I haven't even turned around to face the raptors. So wait, what was that? It must have been a patchy seblasaurus. Interesting. Oh yeah, but they don't want to fight us, dude. Of course not. Don't be silly. Oh, there's one. Apparently there's like a big cent over here. I'm curious about what this is. Oh, there's the raptors. Oh, my God. There's so many of them. The raptor died. Oh, yes. Come on then. I don't want to keep going, dude. It will die. Yes. There was a lot of them. Oh, there's a dead boy here. Oh, I'll take that. I just started this all out war with them. Oh, boy, sweet boy. Hey! Oh, he's venomed. He's venomed. Oh, it's not good for you, is it, mate? Very bad of you. He's just wanted to me. There's one dead. Oh, the other one died as well. Yes! Woo! Well done, everyone. Well done. Two are dead here. How about you guys over there? Are you okay? Oh, it's another one dead. Go on, then! You want to go, son? That's right. Please. You don't want to take me on, dude? Oh, my God. Absolutely massacred. Who's this guy? Why did he bite the small one? He's so dead, though. He's just done me off by damn. I did not expect to see him. Oh, the whole pack must be dead. Wow, we only lost, like, one. And that was me. Amazing. What a way to go out. I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed that, like, I died at the end. I, oh, if I just survived with a tiny bit of health. I was like, I'll just bite. The other guy was like, if I bite, I might hurt him. Oh, that was loads of fun. Wow, I can see why everyone plays as the dialogue, because why would you not? Maybe next time. We'll be as... Nah, I'm good. Bye.