 And this is a segment where we just do a prank call And have we been sent in any new prank calls? I just got sent this before we get into this I just got sent we I'm just a notification come on another DM a secret your page is gone Stop putting that out there Someone said I steal balls of wine and someone else said I once fingered my best mate's arse in self-defense I thought I was going for the pressure point under his armpit It turned out it was his asshole How do you mess that up must be it must have been a dark room Matthew Brown Jeffrey Epstein Okay, my name is I'm Dre Thompson. I left more. I'm Richard may be like last week on like I think of Wednesday last week And I was just wondering what is anyone had a chance to Give a look yet because when I drop it off right the manager said that he'd give me a call back in the next couple of days And it's been like seven days now and yeah I was just wondering like if you guys had a chance to read for it yet Or like if you need any more information on that because like I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. You know pumped Yeah, I'm not quite sure He's not in at the moment. He went home a bit early today. I'm knowing that we've been pretty busy Friday No, that's all right Well, I was thinking like like how about this right like I could come in like for like for free trial Like I'll just come in right and I'll work for free Like he's don't even need to give me nothing like nothing maybe like just like I don't know like a drink or something for lunch or something But I'll come in work for free, right and if you use like what I'm what I'm doing in that Then you just put me on then cuz like I'm rare in a guy and I just got bloody The bloody other job I had down fucking working at bloody Woolies a they downsizing on that So like I gotta I got move on you know, I got put food in the table and that but I'm willing to put in the hard yards first What I'm thinking right well like like play this in like try be like open mine in here I'll rock up tomorrow morning, right and I say like I'm I'm ready to work and then I like I work for Whatever however as long you just want me there I'll work and like like I'll just like I'll just do whatever he's want like help out I'll follow like clean the floors and all that whatever he's don't want to do I'll do it and like cuz then right the manager will be like far out like this guy's working for free Whoever said yes to this bloke coming in must be smart follow to write and that's you That's you say that's that's you right because we're talking now if you if you say yeah Yeah, come on in tomorrow free trial, right you guys get extra worker, right? Plus I get the free trial. I can show you the boss. What a good what a good bloke I am what a hard worker I am so win win there the bowling alley, right the bowling alley wins Because you got extra spare set of hands there work and work on the floor I'll totally understand my listen Look listen what time do you boys open in the morning is nine or nine o'clock or something nine o'clock or something If you do turn up, I doubt I doubt the boss say yes, so They won't be in until tomorrow. I'll have we all here behind our counter, you know, yeah, mate No, I totally understand right but hear me out, right? Do you got you got keys in that to lock up, right? Even even even if I did have keys may I wouldn't I wouldn't be out no no no no no no no I'm not I'm not I'm not I wouldn't have asked that of ya But I'm saying right if maybe what are you working tomorrow? You're working there tomorrow because like we might as well stuck in a knowledge. Oh, I will no worries Well, we might as well start we might as well stuck it. What was your name again, mate? boss Bob all right Bob. Well, my name is Dray Dray Thompson Bob and right look I'm I'm a rock up tomorrow I know I know you can't let me in or nothing and you can't have to say no And you can't talk to a boss tonight, right, but I'm a rock up 8 30 8 35 on the dot That's when the bus gets in about 8 27 all fucking walk up there takes me at 8 minutes already worked it all out already Tom did all that already drawn it on my map. I'll get there 8 35 right ready to work and all buddy When that boss rocks up, I'll have a chat to him, right? I'll have a big old chat to him see if he's keen have me on and all if he says yes All bloody all I'll put in my bloody hardware put in 110% right But if he says no, I'll turn I'll put my hands up So I'll try it and I'll turn around and say buddy Bob's a good like all back right off I'll fucking back right off and I'll say you got yourself bloody good employee there that Bob fall I'll say that I'll put in a bloody good word for you Bob I'll say that you are a bloody good mate of mine and that we're bloody good mates And I'll tell your boss that tomorrow morning, bro. How's that bloody Santa for you? That's all I Totally get a body totally get a ball and that's all good That's all I need but like I just need like a small little finger in the door or something off coming I'll show you boys how hard I am brah and I'm getting down I'm doing my best for you boys and you'll see you boys see me out lad And I'll see you come in one morning bowling our own ball of perfect games We're gonna get a movie later on a bra Now as I'll see him in the morning, Bobby They're gonna think that he's gonna fuck up. He's gonna tell his staff member. He's co-works. It's something Yeah, he's my friend