Learn how to kiss with the very first episode of Skill Me Now*! This tutorial will tell you everything you need to master the perfect pucker, focusing on proper techniques for the French kiss, butterfly kiss and Eskimo kiss**.
Whether you've never kissed someone before or if you like to think of yourself as a pro, you'll always learn something new with Skill Me Now***! Give it a whirl, and share the fun when you're done****!
*You will learn nothing here. In fact, you are at serious risk if you follow the instructions laid out in this video. Please turn back if you have the chance. **None of these techniques are correct. Not a one. Something has gone terribly wrong in the production of this video, we're not even entirely sure how this got on the Internet. ***Is this the form where we ask YouTube to take this cartoon down? Please YouTube, if you're reading this, we need your help. ****We are so, so, so sorry. We feel like we owe whoever raised you an apology. They spent all those years clothing, bathing and feeding you only for a crappy internet series to screw it all up. We are going to hell, we know it.
Created and Written by Dan Milano Produced by Mondo Media Starring Carlos Alazraqui and Patty Guggenheim Animated by Lowbrow Studios and Chris Spry