 Today's video is just going to be a short, pointless video on three of the lamest terminal applications that I was able to find in the Snap Store. So I went to snapcraft.io and I searched through the Snap Store and I purposely searched for terminal applications and I kept coming across terminal applications that seemed rather lame. So I decided to install a few of them and I came up with three that I thought deserved camera time for just how lame they actually are. So these are going to be the three lamest terminal applications I was able to find in the Snap Store. The first application I want to spotlight is corny jokes and they're not kidding. Corny jokes. Let me pull up a terminal here. So those of you that run a system that have snaps enabled, so if you have a Linux distribution that uses system D, of course you can use snaps. And what you should do is do a pseudo snap, install, in this case, corny jokes, all one word. Once you have that installed, all you need to do is open up your favorite terminal emulator and then type corny jokes. And you'll get a corny joke, such as why are pirates called pirates? Because they are. That is so ridiculous. I love it. Of course what you want to do is then go and add corny jokes to your Bash HRC or your ZSHRC so that corny jokes always loads every time you open the terminal. Let me run corny jokes one more time, just for my sake here. Where did the computer go to dance? To a disco, okay. One thing that I don't quite like with corny jokes is the emoji, the giant emoticon right here, the little smiley face or laughing face. I wonder if I could change that. I'm sure that I could find the script that this thing runs and alter that to my liking. But that's corny jokes. The next application that I came across in the snap store that I thought was just lame as hell. What am I? And it's very similar to corny jokes. You just type in a terminal, what am I? And it answers you. So if I get back to the desktop here, let me clear the screen. All right. And then I'm going to do a what am I? Yes. This is what it answers. And one more time. What am I? Useless again. Come on. Don't repeat. What am I? Someone who messes up everything. What am I? An accident. Okay. And it's always this mulleted character that says it. And he always at the end says, and yes, I have a mullet. Pretty lame. I mean, as lame as corny jokes is, what am I? Takes the lame to the next level, right? This is next level corny-ness right here. And the number one lamest application, terminal application that I could find on the snap store was the magic ram installer. Magic ram installer. Now this thing, let me see this in action because I'm really not sure exactly what this is supposed to do, but magic ram installer hit enter. And it's a script licensed under the MIT license. All of these are under free licenses, by the way, they're all free software. Under the amount of ram you want to install. So maybe you want a machine that has a terabyte of ram. So maybe you do 10, 24 gigs, right? Hit enter. I'm not exactly sure what this is going to do. Gathering system information. Wow. Your photos are interesting. Okay. Installing ram now. Installation complete. You may want to hide those photos in the future. Please reboot to make changes permanent. To make what changes permanent like this? This is so dumb. So they have the source over on GitHub. So if I go to the magic installer GitHub page, it's just a Python script and not a very long Python script. And just reading it, you know, I know a little Python, but there's really not much to see here. It's just printing. Basically the stuff that we already saw is just printing these lines. That's it. I'm not giving anything to the system. It's not really changing, you know, the RAM that is going to be displayed when you run things like Htop or MIM or anything like that. So if I do Htop, you know, I'm still, still just got the 64 gigs of ram that my machine had before. So it didn't give me the one terabyte of ram that I was hoping for. That's just, that's just bad. That's just a really horrible terminal application. So my number one lame terminal application has got to be magic ram installer. A close second is what am I, corny jokes. Yeah, it's a distant third corny jokes. I could find a use for it. I could add corny jokes to my bash RC, I think. Now before I go, I need to think a few special people. I need to think Michael Gabe Corbinian, Mitchell Devon Fran, Arch 5530, Akami, Chuck Claudio, Donnie Dylan George, Caleb Devils, Louis Paul Scott, and Willie, these guys, they are my highest tier patrons over on Patreon. They are the producers of the show. Without these guys, I'm not sure if I could have installed corny jokes, what am I, and the magic ram installer. Well I probably would have. I kind of like lame programs anyway. 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