 I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but Disney owns everything, which means stuff's gonna get ruined. And since we're approaching the holidays, Disney has decided with their INFINITE WISDOM that we need to ruin yet another classic. Home Alone. It's now titled Home Sweet Home Alone. It's not like the Home Alone legacy is polished. We have two really good films, classics, and then we have three, four, and five. Three was a completely different family. Thought it was terrible. Some people like it, in which case. You might like this new one, because you have bad taste. And then there's also Home Alone 4 and 5. Most people don't even know those exist. They went straight to, like, ABC Family or some crap. Straight to DVD. When they announced that this was coming out, I wasn't the first one in line doing the cool jerk. Excited about it. No. I went, AHHHHH! Why are you remaking Home Alone? Let me leave you with one more classic line from the film. Now I've got a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho. That's not right.