 Agent, real sh**. I know you're grinding on 2k, but your IRL health is much more important. It's time for you to reset your weapon, create a new IRL player build. I'm sure that by now you've realized the plate cleaner is the worst build in life. It's time for you to get off your ass and go to the gym. Sorry, not sorry. You're thicker than Amber Rose. You have to know when it's time to stop eating. Cleaning your plate every time you eat dinner is not healthy. I don't want you to catch diabetes, get high blood pressure, or have a heart attack, go into cardiac arrest, or die so I advise you to change your eating habits, stop protecting the fridge, and get a gym membership. Please Agent, don't play yourself. One like equals one more ounce of motivation for Agent to get his fat ass in the gym. Help the needy. The fridge doesn't need protecting. Plate cleaners are the worst IRL build. Say no to midnight snacks. Stay away from fast food. This comment really spoke to me for a various number of reasons. It's refined literature, A1 poetry, well ahead of its time. It's motivated me to finally take a step out. I wanted to wait till it was night time to do this, but I think it's finally time I get this done. I don't know that I'm prepared for this. I'm going outside. It's a momentous occasion in my life. Hey Google, can you give me a motivational speech, please? You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Do we have a club? Alright, here it is. Okay, nope, not ready. There we go, megaphone, baby. Yo, let's get it. Yo, I need a megaphone. Lesson number one. First of all, I need y'all to know I wouldn't be going outside anyway because it's cold right now, and hey Google, what's the temperature right now? Alrighty, guys. Let me chill. Alright, let me calm down. Let me get back inside. It's my first time out, bro. That's cool air, bro. Circulation. There's human beings. It's crazy, bro. Who would have thought? I don't think I've been here in like a month, and the only times I come here is to hoop and play basketball. That's it. So low key, I was making a ton of gains last year before I stopped. I just know I'm going to be depressed as f*** when I do this bench and realize how bad I fell off, which is part of the reason why I maybe didn't want to do it, but let's see. You're going to add the... Do you think I can do this? You're not going to add the weights? You got to warm up, bro. You don't have to mention, bro. You're not going to tell me to warm up. Listen up, man. Easy work, bro. That's my one rep max right there. Keep it on the deal. What, an entire year? I don't wrestle with the alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with the alligator. I don't tussle with a whale. I don't handcuff lightning. Don't undo these things. That's bad. I did it. I miss when I could look in the mirror and be like... Gains. Oh, the robots. You got a crane operator. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. F***, last night I cut the light off my bedroom. Get the switch within the bed for the room of God. Incredible. Fast. New George Foreman. All you chumps are going to bow when I whip him. All of you. I know you got him. I know you got him, dick. But the man's in trouble. I'm going to show you how great I am. 50, 45. Yo, I used to have a 95 pound press. Holy, going for the big stuff. That's actually really heavy for me. I look crazy putting clamps on 10 pounds. What you looking at? Shame on you. Shame on you. I don't know how disappointing this sh** to me right now. I used to hit this weight. Now I knew I was going to drop because I didn't hit the gym in forever. But it just kind of sucks to see it. I don't really know if I want to be trying anything else. I should really be writing some of this down so I know where my progress at. But, yo, I don't like outside, bro. It's weird out here, bro. I need to be on the sticks. Guys, I'm not really messing with outside like that, bro. That was disappointing. Yo, first of all, I'm back in the gym. So don't even trip, all right? Below key, Assassin's Creed kind of just came out. It makes very little sense for me to be out here right now. Or not going to be grinding that. I hope I made all y'all real happy, okay? Funny ass people in the comments section. Been for the last few months, really. Fridge protected this. Fridge protected that. All right, okay. I get it. There's a time limit on the amount of Fridge Protected jokes because eventually not going to be a Fridge Protector anymore. That's why I don't go outside, bro. Check. How is she going to park in two lanes? All right. In the spirit of staying outside and being a little bit more social because I've been stuck indoors. Assassin's Creed just dropped. It's a wavy ass game. What do you want me to do? We're at the Canadian Superstore. I got to go grocery shopping because I'm not even in front for the last two weeks. Straight fast food, bro. Listen, they got Popeyes, Wendy's right by my place. It's just too nice for me to resist. You ever play one of those games? You're trying to look for your mom when you're a little kid. Like, Mom, where are you? All right, listen. I've been eating too much fast food. I'm back on my keto stuff. Hopefully. I got a whole load of halal. It got to be good quality halal chicken in this bitch. Yo, tell me how to look at a stun, bro. Look at this little kid over here, bro. That man, he looks cooler than I do. Yo, where do you go? Where is the advertisement to put your kid on blast like this? He can look back at this and just laugh at himself 10 years from now. But for now, though, he's looking fly. You can replace that kid any day of the week. Yeah, I feel like I'm trying to be social, right? But people just staring at me like I'm a mammoth in the middle of a grocery store because I got a camera. Do I look cooler now? Why you got to put that there, though? You want me to walk all the way down there? Yes, like everybody else. Why would I do that? Oh, my God. All right, I'm back in my house. I'm chilling. I do need to get back in the gym, though. I'm going to get on that. Yeah, some of y'all be like, oh, Asian, you look thinner today. Next day in the car, I says, Asian, why you look fat in this video? Because you can't gain and lose weight in a day. All right, geniuses. And there are all y'all nutritionists need to calm down and stop trying to give me advice. It's not like I don't know what to do. I just haven't done it yet. And every time I do do it, I just don't do it for long enough. Relax, guys. All right, I'm going to be on it. Anyway, y'all happy? Asian, you go inside, Asian. I'm funny. I'm in the comments. I see you. If you enjoy it, man, make sure to drop a like. Subscribe if you guys are new. I need to grind this assassin's creed some more, bro. And then hop on some 2K a little bit afterwards. And then some Rainbow Six. I'm gassed. A whole ton of games are coming out. Anyway, we've got to find one more crystal so that I can max out my maximum aero capacity so that I can really light people up. You won't understand. I'm going to catch you guys on the next one. I'm out. Peace.