 Hello everybody Hi The house of the mario where we combined the coverage of two Intellectual media giants that to be honest when you said house of the Mario I wanted to say curse of the black pearl. I have no idea why I wanted to say that Well, why not throw the three IPs together? I think there's something to be done. They're pirates of the mario curse Mario If it was house of the mario curse of the black pill, what would the environment do they could be animated? Do you think it would be what would the world be out of me pirate ships and stuff? Or would it be like how so would it be mario's who has control over I feel like in the mario world You can just have kind of anything you can but Would it be animated in Mario's style or you know, like what was Precedent over everything in that case. I'll it will be is the house of the dragon and pirates to Caribbean references They're just gonna be dragons and pirates. They're not gonna be able to get the landscape, you know, all the animation slash formatting for the actions so to speak When you mash up things, you know, like when family I guest into a simpsons episode or vice versa It's like one of them gets to have the landscape right dial and like oceans. Yeah You gotta choose one kind of both. Well, maybe if you mash them There was a was there a Futurama simpsons episode there was right I remember that there was a Futurama and Simpsons comic book crossover. I don't know. Do you remember that? Yeah, I had it, but I'm sure they made of an actual episode eventually as well, but I I don't know about that. I'm not sure I remember that comic was kind of it because it was like the idea was that the Simpsons comics were Futurama was the real world and the Simpsons comics were the made-up world Yeah, and I like those Simpsons and Futurama comics. They were no fun I liked them too They were neat That was my foray into comics Mine too That was how I got interested in comics. Yeah, isn't it like the premise of the episode is they have a time capsule or something Kind of like vague memories of this, but the fact that I can find Yeah, I I got fully animated clips here of bender and lisa hanging out. I doubt these are The fan made Yes, it's such a satisfying crossover well-fitted. I'm like the family guy one. Oh Oh shots AO Damn, I mean, I do a great. I I thought that family guy one wasn't uh, it wasn't like great Um, all right, anyway Uh, oh, this should be some great a cringe Yeah, yeah grace especially she's uh I'm thinking so she's one for the history books Oh my goodness. It's been shabibo and disgraceful ranny I don't think that's the reference to elden ring. I don't think that's grace. That's people are gonna be upset comparing those two People like ranny um, hi rags Hello. Hello e-fappers and rags Hey, hey there. So hello from me too. You know, I'm an e-fapper Uh, what did we do to deserve grace randoff the chat hasn't misrepresented any of your points in a while give us a break You earned grace like in a good way. She's a reward She is a beautiful queen think of the things you wouldn't have thought of if you hadn't thought of the things that she thought of Very true Take it as a big old watch He's a maverick Absolutely Since the legacy characters were ruined by disney, would you consider luthan to be the best star wars character? Oh So, uh, well you picked who's your favorite, right? Under the logic of like We actually do consider the sequels canon. Then of course luke has been fucked Yep, but like vader's fine As far as I know and what about in uh, kanobi Oh His competence quite a bit. He's a fucking moron in that show, isn't he? Yes He was fine in rogue one. Yeah, he was yeah, he was he was fine in rogue one. I agree. Yeah a whole way seen. Okay, it's for you Keto uh, kino loy another one of the best characters Yeah, I was about to say Kano, so No, no I don't like this question because it is leading me down to places. I don't want to go Uh, it's true. If we lesser podcasts would surely just uh, stop thinking about it We have to accept that everything is canon then yeah like like instead of being like that was out of character We just accepted all as in character. Then of course. I don't like a lot of these characters as much like luke Like yeah, certainly fucking obiw Imagine all of that stuff was already out like everyone treated the kanobi show as part of the prequels and the prequels were really Yeah, it's all because you watch it all together I feel like you'd be like what the fuck was the kanobi show? That was weird. Oh, of course. Yeah it was just this weird like story in the middle of it that was pretty bad and like awkwardly tries to have exactly the same ending as the ending of revenge of the sith but has a bunch of bullshit on top of it now the um It reminds me of like this What is it like the maximum vision of like the sonic Two and knuckles and something and something and like you can keep packing those little packs on top of it in the whole Machine and it ends up looking retarded I forget what the all of them are but my point is that like You know we're adding a bunch of shit in the middle of this story right here And you're like but if you do that you're gonna have to reset it all to get it back to where it was and he's like Oh, we can do that Yeah, we'll just we'll just do all of the beats that were at the end of revenge of the sith. It's like Okay I mean we did a new hope again, you know back in 2015. Let's just do uh, you know the revenge of the sith again But at least it's all cycle it never leaves Force Awakens was about new people Some of them anyway This was like The the stories look it's so funny because george clearly almost cartoonishly connected Revenge of the sith to a new hope right there's 19 years between them But there could have been a week between them with how he did it. It's like, yeah, okay Well, that that is like, but there was something else that happened there. I was like, oh was there What that? You don't say They had hope you won't leave him for dead again Yeah So didn't leave him for dead just left him just walked away Yeah, I didn't even leave him for dead. You're right. That's true. He was just too sad. He was just sad. He was crying You know and I think he'd be experienced at this but yeah So Jedi survivor ended with the main guy going into a space anal and hiding from the empire to build an army that fights the empire Remember this all before return of the Jedi but Jedi sith inquisitors lightsabers I got nothing man. I don't know Uh, well, I guess that is the problem that we've been talking about in terms of how there's always more and more and more Jedi That survived order 66 You just run into this problem of where were you guys? look Yeah, I wonder what rebellion Jedi Jar Jar is going to end up doing in mando season four. Who knows You guys remember him? You're sorry Jedi Jar Jar Jedi Jar Jar That's just what do you mean? I don't I almost don't want to say anything else because that's enough You'll get it like the like Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm at best. I got that's a one A good old boy. I thought we were because because they have the um The memes about uh jar jar being a sith So I thought that's what oh, yeah, they setting it up. We're gonna have sith jar jar versus Jedi jar jar, I think The two sides because he got corrupted by palpitism and it's gonna be really interesting. I think That'd be so funny if the one project they gave like us to make for some reason was the jar jar tv show Like yeah, fuck it It's called banks. It would be cool banks. Yeah, of course. It would just be called banks banks Uh Can you guys slow down? I'm on episode 27. I'll never catch up at this rate. Keep up the good work though Love y'all in high ranks. Hello. I believe in you. We can't slow down. We're out of control You'll catch up eventually and you know one day you'll be like, oh man. I wish they'd made more because you'll have caught up fully The day no one likes to get to Uh, if you were to invite any video game character to efap, who would it be? Oh Hitler, I mean, um, let's see Uh video game character. Yeah, sure He seems like a good choice. He might be well, I don't know. Well, I don't know Uh, he's not that talkative But he'd have to be he's on a podcast. I'd beat him up if he wasn't well, um I as much as I really like credits as a character. I think we should get someone who's a bit more outgoing and talkative For the podcast you can choose whoever you want. I've made my choice. He'll be kind of grumpy and Like like a rock star protagonist like Arthur or john or um, or like nico I feel like uh or trevor I feel like Yes, is there a Hmm because we talk about I we talk about art, you know movies and things of that nature so maybe we should have a character who has a perspective on art and Um like a like a sander cohen or a dandelion something like that See who really really wants to discuss their views on art and what art could be and what it should be and how these modern movies of ours Sort of stack up against their perception of what art is in their world Sensible and logical or straightforward analysis from sander cohen. He's gonna fucking be nuts Maybe but I think that there's there could be some level of like he has an internal system, maybe Um and what it what it should be perhaps. Um, but I don't know. Um Uh It's tough to say it's tough to say Or is it just gonna turn into just who do you want to hang out with and the efap part is almost incillary? I mean, you know Yeah Please hang out with someone You know I feel like I have a lot of questions for samus about the adventure she's gone on Let's get glados as a guest. Yeah. Oh wheatley She's getting steven birchard as a guest of that. Yeah pretty much Um, I'm trying to think of uh, what would be more unconventional sort of choices I wonder if mario has anything that he'd be interested in talking about, you know Well, we could get actually Darth Vader. He's in plenty of games. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you could get Darth Vader. Yes Well My friends and I did an efap style reaction to grace randolph's mario movie review you boys are waiting for one wild ride We were that was a while we were That was uh, that was quite a quite an adventure because No, yeah Adventures are shared journeys are alone. That's what rings of power taught me Would you consider chess to be a perfect game? Uh, I think so. Like I don't know what you would change about it. Um, like what it is is Incredibly broad as in terms of the types of games that you can play I think so though. It's kind of like like checkers, you know, I feel like a perfect game Yeah, chess if if somebody said fringy, what is the perfect game? Like chess is a really really really really really really strong contender for that Agreed um scp of the day scp 2000 the deus ax machina I don't know if that means anything to you rags um probably not scp 2000 Uh, let me see It's rated very highly I think every one of the 1000 every one every time they reach a thousand They they go through a lot of work to try and make sure it's a really good one. It's a very big deal to Yeah, so this this is probably going to be another long one. Um, it's already got Oh, wait, um Wait a second. I think this is Oh, yeah, I remember this one. Yeah. Yeah. This is like a um scp 2000 is essentially a It is a facility that is uh that exists underneath Yellowstone National Park That is um That that is sort of this massive facility under the Yellowstone Park whose purpose is to essentially like repopulate the earth and everything in the case of some Some ruinous calamity that happens um And there's this idea that maybe it's been used before And but but we're not certain Uh, but but I think that's sort of the the general idea um But i'm but i'm not i'm not sure. I think that's just a general concept. I think i've read this before a long time ago All right It goes into logs about you know things of that nature how it works and when it should be used and hasn't been used before and Things you're supposed to do that sort of thing Do you consider luke finding Yoda on a planet by chance a plot hole same chance as a randomly landing on all of earth to find rags It wouldn't be a hole it would be a stretch, but a pretty big one It's a pretty big stretch. Um, because all we know from all luke learns In his vision uh on hoth from obu and kanobis that needs to go to the dig of a system and there he will find A jedi master yoda And then on the lands on the planet and finds it. So I don't yeah, it's you need like a throwaway line where he says I don't know. I don't know r2. There's just this this this area particularly. I sense something something was something was Something was calling to me. I know. Yeah Yeah, if you had that maybe you'd be okay, but I don't think they do so you're just uh You're crazy levels of head cannons try and make sense of that at that point Um, did you know that the composer for the mario film fought hard to keep the invincible star theme since Originally van halen's jump was meant to be used Holy shit, wait, say that say that one more time. Holy fucking shit Really, you know that the composer for the mario film fought hard to keep the invincible star theme since originally van halen's jump was meant to be used Thank god crap Really? Geez Wow, that would have been oh my god. Well, it's already annoying that they dropped so many of they already had. Yeah take on me uh and uh You know, what was the other ones that they had? Um thunder struck right that was one of the ones for when they were making their carts. Yeah Oh god the I oh I already know these songs they're on the radio and that all the time That is pain, but it's but it's also like thank god. That wasn't what happened because that thank goodness The the very thought is upsetting me Yeah, man. That's uh Geez You're not lifting the mario movie up. You're just bringing these songs down Uh, is efap ever gonna finish batwoman? Yes Yes, we will. You see we've got all sorts of batwoman, uh Slash gotham cringe. Yeah Gotham knights has turned out to be a uh There is there is gold in them their hills. Let me tell you that God, we got so much stuff on the way so many things all of the stuff. You're gonna love it Bring you one question for you. Wait, he's muted and he said biobi. Oh, well No, I just in time. Yeah Okay, crazy how bad performance is on star wars survivor when dead space did so well in that department I think it's unreal engine four is the problem Uh, I can't say but I yeah, I agree. That's I have no idea Yeah, I don't know just and ran perfectly well for me. Yeah dead space ran well and looked gorgeous So who knows it's just giving that dead space to remake And then give me a dead space three remake and then give me dead space four just in general And five then six then seven Then we can stop at eight every nine Then we get rounded out to a technology. Yeah Uh If it isn't too different to play on stream or if the pros outweighs the cons and please do it more often Also, is there any game you'd call perfect? not sure What they were They were referring to in the first bit, but I mean, yeah, kind of jess tetris heckers sort of thing. Yeah games that like a fundamentally Uh nailed the mechanics in terms of restrictions and rules and that create so many experiences and Skill levels and stuff that that shit feels like it's you've nailed it as a game Um, of course in the same way that we talk about stories the variables go higher the more mechanics and other elements you involve like let's say What's like the most complicated game for mechanics It was complicated game for mechanics. I don't know an rts or moba It might be something like that. It probably won't be a moba. It will be Maybe a turn-based strategy game some sort of sieve builder um All any management something along those lines some very that's why it's really not as well. It's probably going to be in that area Yeah Especially for the stress of maintaining all the stuff as well. So if you had a game like that where everything is Can be really long and complicated and difficult and you nail everything in that that's like a different kind of Well, I was going to say perfect I doubt any of those games would be considered perfect because there's just so many Moving parts that at least one of them. I'm thinking function perfectly, but yeah Uh I think I've almost caught up on all of e-fap. I have another 50 hours. I think but I'm getting there. Thank you bringing molla and rags No problem. You're welcome I found a guy How said that you stopped focusing on criticism because you were scared by jenny nickles and are now just stealing from your audience Jenny nickles Well, that's kind of weird because the jenny nickles and stuff was How long ago was that those were those were yeah, those were a long time ago those videos were hilarious and you brought us so much joy What were we doing then what we're not doing now? No, we christened like Then my recently we've only been responding to videos. So like I don't even Especially creators, you know Yeah, we covered cinemawins and sins recently. So I mean movie bob and grace randolph ben chapiro And that guy on that vlog like we've covered all kinds of people big and small Um, jenny nickleson as much as that was annoying that whole scenario. It's not like she did anything really she just Kind of highlighted the stream which is on twitter made it like a perpetually annoying thing, but that's fine Um question for fringy thoughts on bob's burgers I really like bob's burgers. It's a good show That's about it. Yeah The other day I ate at david's burgers and it was good Oh, wow. All right One question for fringy. What's your favorite color fruit rock car animal religion woman star wars character and toe Yeah, go ahead write it down and fringy can go through that list here. I'm just gonna pick one obviously women favorite woman I said i'm gonna pick one Well, I think it's only fair that we get to pick No, I don't think so So the options uh color fruit rock car animal religion woman star wars character and toe Uh, my favorite my favorite, uh fruit is probably bananas. I really like bananas What's a kanana? But what? I said bananas. Oh, I thought you said kanana It's like a regional thing. No, it's it's a nice boring one bananas and probably be a regional thing Australia's for that's for daughter's kanana. No, I didn't think it was I thought it was a different Like that just happened No, but it's bananas. I like bananas Well, there you go. They're very appealing Nice any predictions for alkane season two um I think the main prediction is that it's going to be um That there has to be a really central conflict between um vyan katlyn over Presumably what will be like the death of uh katlyn's mother the hands of jinx I wonder if there's a voice to kill jinx by the end of the season coming one I I think I mean to me it seems like that's a real possibility like that it's it's it In terms of the direction the story's heading that seems likely to me Well, because she's she's just done something that will like everyone will hate her forever thoroughly Mm-hmm. Uh, also. I want victor to be pushed to where he is in the game. I'm hoping to see it. Yeah, give me give me Yeah, that'd be cool. And I really like to see let's crank get made by victor. That would be cool as fuck I like to see a little bit more expansion of the world. We were very focused on um piltover and zorn It'd be cool to uh get a little bit more on what's happening. Yes, we're in the world Maybe we'll get more um because jace got saved by um Oh, damn. What's his name? But do you remember the flashback as a kid the thing that inspired him to like oh, right? Yeah, I wonder if we'll see him Yeah, gotta be I think as the show goes on we'll get more and more magic. That's gonna be yeah That's gonna be really cool to see. Yeah, we'll be jumping on that the second it's out Absolutely flash right away probably watch the whole season in one day I think they will deliver it in three pieces probably again one day Oh, well, you know same deal. Yeah If it's crazy because first season is that's very likely we watched the first season I think good good while after it was fully out, right? It was a while after it was out. Yeah Yes, just works out that way sometimes wait a minute. That's the game of thrones is all horses guy Game of thrones is all horses. That's something Ben Shapiro said Horses all the way down All right Warn us before playing videos so we can mute her Y'all see gun wasn't happy with how infinity war handled star lord. I don't Yeah, I saw the quotes where it's like he wouldn't have I'm not happy with how gun handled star lord So, yeah, that's the thing at this point is it gets awkward because Uh, yeah, what else can you say? It's like man Well, uh efab gaming suggestion tetris effect has a three player co-op multiplayer I'd love to see how many bosses you could defeat the last one is quite hard Petrus on fact I've never heard of that, but yeah The three of us work together to kill tetris bosses. That sounds strange, but also cool. I don't know Yeah Really heavy brooklyn accent and then say why so bad moeller? I don't know if they want one of us to say that or not Seems to be directed at me It does doesn't know Does that mean the one one of you two have to do it to me? And I don't know why I don't really know what it's referencing So we got to say what now why so bad moeller in your most heaviest brooklyn accent Hey, why so bad moeller? I don't know. I don't know what this is. I didn't mean it. Yeah, okay, then Bringy, why do you hate 2012 so much? Right, you did 2012 off of you goo from the didgeridoo, but there was no didgeridoo did 2012 touch you in your lab coat area You're safe here. Fringy high rag The lab coat area is hello, but the lab coat area is a large swath of the body lab coats cover up a lot Um, the reason why I hate 2012 is because beyond having a lot of like the standard bad beats in like Roland emmerich disaster films I've always said it, but I don't understand like why Gordon was so mistreated by that story Um, he was like he he was instrumental in saving everybody Uh, he came through like consistently and he was a nice guy And then he gets crushed to death in some gears and everybody forgets about him and moves on like that was one of those um You talked about moeller how it was in uh The lost world that guy who saved everybody and then gets eaten by the t-rex It just felt like unfair of the film to do that Like it was it was like overly cruel and almost like goes unrecognized That was a heroic, you know, some kind of conversation comparing stuff like that with stuff like juno in in descent Like how is that fair? Yeah? Well, it's it's the element of it. We've talked about it before the film needs to recognize a tragedy when it creates one Yeah That the film doesn't recognize that what it's done is a tragic and sad thing and seems to kind of forget about it It's just confusing it, you know And like and somebody might be like well, that doesn't seem consistent But it's like no But really like if you're watching saving private Ryan when wade gets killed and now we're playing like really happy go lucky music You would be baffled you would you would just be it would be like what the hell are you trying to tell me here? Like what do you want me to think is happening here? Right like that would be an example I'd say like a total clash between what is actually happening and seemingly what the film would want you to think obviously That's not the case in that one. But that's that's kind of what I would be pointing to is um Like a film essentially almost like misunderstanding what is happening in its own story Uh resulting in like a clash in tone. So for instance, what have you done, you know Yeah, and so like Gordon getting crushed to death in gears and everybody moving on and not acknowledging him And it sacrifices in any way at all. It just feels like to me. That's like the movie doesn't realize what they've done That's like some there's some major error in like the movie's read of its own characters and story Um, yeah, it just felt like bullshit. And then of course, there's just the fact that the plot is absurd and stupid too Yep You think that's why I hate 2012 you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of grace randall maybe She's a demon He escaped from hell. She rebelled against him in the early days of the cosmos Pringy, who wins in a fight between movie mario and movie sonic power-ups and chaos emeralds are allowed Uh, I don't know man. Cuz then it's our resident sonic expert Well, just be a fight between invincible mario and like supersonic. I don't know Uh, I don't know you can I don't I have no idea I don't know mario might be able to make use of it. You must have some idea. We we saw the limit of the mario's Uh, I mean we saw it in the film. Yeah, it was like maybe two minutes um But supersonic was like two or three minutes as well. So it feels like they're pretty comparable I guess the difference is that like supersonic is more powerful. It seems to me than invincible Well, no, it's complicated because mario is like indestructible Whereas I don't think supersonic is indestructible. He's just like very strong And can fly and and go really fast. Well, we just have to like outlast And try to avoid getting you know, which would be easy for him by the way because he can fly He can go so fast and fly away. Yeah, you can go really fast. That's true So, I mean the reality is base sonic is stronger than base mario, obviously So it was the kind of invincible mario is yeah, obviously. Yeah sonic's super fast and strong seemingly spins Mario can jump high I guess Um Fringy, what's your opinion on the austria joke in dumb and dumber if you don't remember look it up. You'll laugh I don't remember it and I'm looking at lighter. All right, maybe they mean australia rather than austria. I don't know Maybe I can't remember it be either. I haven't I haven't seen that for many years now But I'll look it up lighter aside from the music. What are some good things you can say about the dark night The performances are fantastic Yeah, like like he's ledges is unironically and well deserved to be one of the greatest performances Like ever it's excellent Comes that character Look at me. Look at me like that that that shit's crazy Gary is scary. It is nice and scary I mean, it's iconic like he he was excellent in that role. Um Goddamn it's be hard to beat that. You know like in general I like the sound Like not the soundtrack necessarily but also that but the sound of just like the sound mixing in that whole movie Which is you know, sometimes dolan can really fuck that up as we know But uh very um, I just I have memories of like all the gunshots and uh clashing and smashing and You know zip wires everything sounds very um What's the weird I'm looking for Be like like that's the sound it would make very very clanky and and uh makes me feel like it's real Yeah, yeah Something that we didn't we've I totally forgot to mention in our ant-man coverage And if you were to hear it again, you would totally be like, oh my god But there's I don't know if you remember the final fight the kang has with the good old ant is um The good old ant he's punching him And like if you go far back far enough, right the action movies would have the sort of sort of punch sounds um And then like they updated uh to be more modern actiony very down to Ground grounded stuff where it just sounds like an actual punch sounds in real life And then they start like as it could go to for like very big, you know heavy punch sounds very punchy, you know in a way When when kang punches ant man in that movie in their final fight It sounds like a fucking freight like a wagon is crashing into a wall. It's it makes like an echoing Sound it's just like, uh, okay. I get that you want him to seem powerful, but at bat is a guy Whatever is making that sound it's clearly gonna turn his head into mush like uh There's like three of them, but then the final hit he gives him is like a super fucking blasty sound Like I said, you'll listen to it. You would you would also be like, wait, what the fuck? Um, you know, and I guess I'm saying the uh Nolan trilogy as far as I know got that right as well Yeah, there's a lot of things impressive from a production standpoint in those films Darn, correct. Hello massives 11 months as a member longer as a viewer Grace's review is out there, but that's just her brand somehow. Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment No problem. I think that's you're welcome. Uh, but I think it's become her brand descriptively I don't know if it's something that she's trying for I think she's just really really shitty and she doesn't care that much and she's not smart So that has become her brand as a result of just how she is It's not like she's trying to do a bit or play a character or you know, have an aesthetic All right, I've said before I think it's wonderful that she's so like Uh solidified in her position that she doesn't have anyone to answer to and she can just say these insane things and be like Yep, that's my opinion. Fuck you if you don't like it Wouldn't want her any other way Because some people would be like she's a shill. It's like who she's shillin for Who wants people like this to say these things? Like the comment about cat mario Who told her to say that? Yeah For the ancient ones the dark beings who sleep beneath the earth. That could be it. I wouldn't put it past it Uh, look up mazy the barn hippo one of the cutest doggos ever with her distinct howling. She's wonderful mazy the barn hippo And apparently that's a dog Maybe it's a hippo like dog a dog who is very hippo-esque You're gonna go hunting for that yourself or um daisy the barn hippo your doggo yay mazy the barn hippo on facebook mazy the barn hippo Adorable is a is a pit bull Who does barn stuff barn stuff? Um, uh, let's see I Mean it seems like See I don't yeah, I mean there's a facebook and click on her facebook. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm mazy the barn hippo 9 000 followers Yeah, I guess she's a dog. It hangs out. Uh, are there any images of this cute dog? Uh Yeah, sure. Let's see. Can I can I uh I mean, I guess it's nothing Out of the ordinary. Uh, let me get a picture. These are all videos. These are all videos videos videos What about this? Is this uh, yeah, here's a here's a picture of mazy mazy, I think this is on easter something On account of the extra ears. I see So yeah, I'll be considered very cute. Yeah Uh, let's see the intro of mazy is a sassy wagon riding woo queen with her trusty clefty sidekick andy Yeah, wait Look here go Learned a lot today. We have learned a lot today Some nights I lay awake remembering all the times rags made a perfectly good pun or joke that no one responded to for shame Well, I'm uh, I while I hate to keep you up at night It's good to be recognized and there's something to be said about some of those You know puns and subtle, you know humor injections being subtle and under the radar You can consider yourself part of a very cool, uh club. Yeah all kinds of people. Yeah, who know them? Yeah, so yeah, don't worry about it. It doesn't keep me up at night. I've accepted my lot in life Uh, what I don't maybe one day my genius will be appreciated fully, but That's okay. You know I don't know if I'm you know, maybe I don't want to be fully understood. Maybe there's some value in being mysterious and knowing that not everyone quite Gets you You know You get one million dollars, but you have to coom on ecstasy to get Coom on ecstasy to get a million dollars. So like take ecstasy and then Well, obviously the ejaculation part. I'm not too concerned with it's the ecstasy bit. Um Is ecstasy like is it one of those really really bad ones? That's super addictive I'm pretty sure it is right is ecstasy addictive MDMA research has not definitively answered it, but ultimately yes ecstasy can be addictive Is the ultimately yes ecstasy can be addictive while it's well, I guess in the same way that anything can be addictive Oh, it says uh here on american addiction centers um The notion of whether or not a person gives a substance Um control f y all While tolerance for ecstasy uses Most likely develop chronic use of a drug does not result in a significant withdrawal symptom Without a significant withdrawal symptoms that is formally recognized. It is questionable whether or not an individual can develop physical dependence on ecstasy So maybe it's like super sugar or something like that. I'm not exactly sure based on my Like my 20 seconds worth of reading into the subject For a million dollars though I probably would yeah Mm-hmm Yeah, I would I would coom on ecstasy for a million dollars. Yeah Assuming there were no legal repercussions, of course, and that was just you know that you know, it is what it is I would yeah, I would I'd go for it The laurax movie has 70 deals with product placements in it the worst dr. Sue's story to do that with 70 70 damn And that's like supposed to be uh, I guess it is here like some trajectory, but like Oh, it's like environmental anti corporate. Yeah, like it is. It's like maybe like it But that seems like a weird one to You know to to have that Illumination making the laurax like in and of itself is pretty funny to me um Yeah, I mean I I guess if they made it and donated a lot to like planting trees and things of that nature and you know They you know, it's part of message, but you know but uh I don't know I'm gonna use the lu real quick. It's discussion of the laurax is Cause my body to want to urinate John Mulaney's Netflix special was pretty good I'm familiar to you John Mulaney Is that it? That's a comedian, right? I think so. I'm not uh, he played did he play spider-ham? Oh, maybe yeah Uh, I think he yeah, I yeah, I recognize him. Um Okay, well like a new special Yeah, apparently Trey Parker was in despicable me three Was he Guess he would have had a voice for somebody in there, but that's neat. I suppose so In order the arcs. I want transformers pirates despicable me slash minions So I think transformers and pirates will happen That's for despicable me and minions, uh Don't know about that one Um, other than anything from multi-faceted man is what do you think is the worst contrivance in movie history? Uh, maybe maybe the ants The time dilated. Oh, well the fact that time dilated ants turn into like a type 2 civilization There's a lot there that make up a one big enormous crazy stretch like The fact that they ended up in that place the fact that they still are loyal to hank the fact that they are Invested in and wish to stop Good one and a recent one. Yeah. Yeah, and just just the whole thing is astronomical. It's insane Uh, to be fair to great She is right about the embargo a movie's embargo releasing just a few hours before it comes out as a bad sign of studio's confidence Did we have a disagree with that? I don't think anyone's disagreed with any of that Yeah, I'm not gonna give her too many props for that one. That's a pretty uh, that's a yeah, that's a Yeah, pretty standard sort of thing happens with games. I'm fine with Like the concept of embargoes is not inherently bad. There there could be some There could be some legitimate used to having embargoes But the timings of them and their stipulations can determine whether or not they're good or bad I mean remember cyberpunk. You couldn't use any more in gameplay So if a company came out with a game and they said, you know No, you know review embargoes until you know a week before the game comes out something like that So that um, you you want to you want to prevent Journalists rushing through it to be the first to have their review out is ultimately the the the main thing that they can be used for That is legitimately, you know useful Um, it is useful To have them, you know feel as if well, I can't release the review before x day anyway So that will give me all the time. I need to play through it to really work with it write my review And be you know fair and balanced to it not just rush through it to have mine be the first one that's out um So in that context embargoes can be very good for everyone both so that the product gets reviewed fairly and that helps us as consumers Who wants those reviews and read them? However, of course an embargo coming out only hours or just a day before the product comes out Uh, it means that not uh, there's not a lot of a chance and not a lot of chance for eyes to get on it So, yeah Devil's in the details as they say We've been going at this all wrong. We just needed to get grace a snack gift basket and boom She'd be an advocate for your thing good to know And she was really happy about getting that snack gift basket. I don't think it's that simple though Maybe she was cranking that up because she didn't like the movie. You know, she was like, that's what I'll talk about for the fun part um Maybe or you can just buy grace with a snack gift basket She's a cheap, uh Uh Critic let's call her Or maybe not, but she was really happy with it. It's very clear that she takes the gift baskets and the screening very seriously It's certainly something she considers to be very important to the I guess her Her life and her you know what she does Oh critters with all these damn visuals my eyes are getting crispy Better watch that My eyes didn't get crispy. I think it was a very pleasant visual a movie very Visually pleasant it never it never got into that garish territory for me. I don't think um Everything seemed uh fun to to watch. She was vibrant and colorful and interesting I might not have liked the mario movie, but this I guess they're talking about her review. Her review was great. I don't know why I've been so mean Yeah, unique insight Extinct animal of the day jacapo jacalopterus jacalopterus The it's called the pinching nightmare The pinching nightmare I can only I shudder to the oh i'm oh i might know what this is I actually think I might have seen this in a in a in a book a long time ago Maybe or potentially I don't know. Are you a getting a picture of it or do I need to there's a couple uh Couple renditions i'm trying to find I guess well There's some kind of happy medium between a lot of them. Um I don't know this one's labeled as such so I guess we'll go with this Post you Ah Oh damn that's not the one i'm thinking of uh, but that's terrifying. I can see why it's called the pinching nightmare Seems friendly Seems like he loves pinching and I don't know if I want to be around someone who loves pinching Yeah, he seems like his very strong opinions on pinching true, you know Uh, she's a perfectionist who doesn't work well with editors. So does it all herself? Also a germaphobe who loves theme parks, but hasn't left new york city since I guess I mean covet. Uh, I didn't know she was a germaphobe. I also didn't know That's kind of bigoted but our doesn't like editors to the point of only having her own work. I guess that explains a lot I can't be an editor who would want to work with her I mean if that's the stuff she makes and she wants and she continuously produces Yeah, I could I could understand why just the very concept of you know artistic Yeah, you know, I I guess uh What what would word be artistic cohesion? She would be repulsed by possibly Listen to Defender 2002 track 10. Presumably you'll enjoy it from one of the most rewatchable hours of television My other car a Lamborghini Well That mean anything to you guys Nope I've never I'm not aware of that Not aware of it that my other car a Lamborghini sounds strangely familiar. I'm not sure that that's Clear enough for memory, but there's something in there Um could be neat to release a poll at the beginning of movie breakdowns to see what people think of it Also, how that might change after it's discussed So part of the problem with that is as far as I'm aware the audience will have cycled out to be completely different from start to finish Like there'll be some people who stayed for the whole thing But a lot of people will have either gone to sleep gone to work or otherwise in you know, that is a big But you know, we could still do it for the curiosity of it, I guess Uh movie ball last week then bob Shapiro this week is quite the treat and ben Shapiro They actually did say ben Shapiro. I just read it wrong missed The classic content keepin fappin boys movie bob kisses dogs also high rags Hello Does he all right on the kiss dogs. I just I'm worried about any Any uh any source of nutrition or calories that gets that close to his mouth, but Press tilde is a chad for the memberships Who's uh giving out a whole bunch or she oh, thank you. Yeah. Thank you very much for doing that As the brave lord of time clinches on his fireballs while facing the light god, Athena. He says It's a me. It's a mario. It's a morbon town also. Hi Hello a little dog picture Oh, hey there. It's it's a morbon time. I did like that scene. It was good I like that scene too Thank you for this in the previous episode breakdown episodes are fine But it's the reactions to tizmy takes that I find the most entertaining love you That's that's a okay Fine with me. You no doubt you'll see them more often. Well, they got themselves the cinema wars one which You know a lot of people like to see in those two Just go out a movie like that. It is interesting to see them both Trying so hard epic 1v1 Maybe the secret to mario's jump is hidden in the mythology maybe He be maybe we can get our answer finally To Explore the ancient scrolls of lore. Yeah When this first started the toxic brood had no idea we would get so many hours of fun out of this Thank you. Praise the dawn and high rags. Give calm. Hello. Give kong fab Someday there will be a yeah when there's less going on we will be able to yeah, there's less going on Oh, no time to cancel bowser That's true In this day and age they had the balls to have a guy who's like i want to marry her I was fucked up Grace wouldn't allow it Proper women don't get married. They're strong and independent It took me a year to realize it's arby not army From arby and the chief Really? Arby of the dead what do you mean? I assume they mean arby of the dead Arby of the dead Maybe they're talking about arby's and they thought it was armies armies When they said I yeah, do you want to sign up for the army? I thought like get a job at arby's Uh, isn't grace from the same faction of people that wants nude adults to teach children I have no fucking What? No idea what that's about my dude Cannot believe bowser is getting the me tood unreal I guess she expects bowser to ask peach to marry him and when she says no He'd go back to his shop and just leave this lady cannot be real Bowser's just he's just taking her too far and i'm glad she's calling him out Taking too far the whole like you know destroying civilizations thing was one thing But to try and marry a woman against her will that is That's beyond fucked up That's just too much I think I can't wait for disney to detract Detract frolo's character when they inevitably make a watered-down live-action remake That one's happening right it's on the way Uh, is it is it one of the confirmed ones hunchback? I could have sworn I heard something about casting for that I think I think I've heard that it's like in development, but I feel like we haven't heard anything about it Like but yeah, that one's been announced. I'm sure Another one for the pile Mm-hmm mara's being a good friend the assumption about fighting over peach says more about grace than anything also hi fringy Hey Mara's a good bro and a good friend and just an all-round swell guy Yeah, it's a good lad Why does she sound like fem diabeto? Because the opinions are insane Yeah, it affects your voice Lord long bong of mubeslington abbey Is there any good chance for kong fap of peter jackson's long kong when there's less going on It'd be a movie fap for the ages. Yeah, so what wags these screeches for the good boy Oh, hello I think there's a good chance of that happening when there's less It might happen when there's less going on, you know when it's going on when it's being recorded That'll be a time where there are things going on and it'll still be happening. It's kind of interesting how that works Uh, think of that arc that'll be incredible. That will be a long eva movies though Quite the long kong The brain cells I saved by being sober for eight years were just wasted in the first five minutes of this lady's review It'll happen Woo, I was worried that grace was gonna say who won distraction was donkey kong's package. I'm not ready for that image montage here No, just john sena that applies to not donkey kong Genuine question does she have a mental handicap nothing i'm aware of I think she's Normal she handicaps herself so that it's fair for the rest of us, but uh I don't know how she's operating in a wavelength. We can't aspire to I don't know how she got to where she is, but Uh, wow, you know unique It's empowering really Yeah, sure Even Even I got hyped at the platforming slash action sections the animators carried this hard core And it got me right in the heart and then the og music swells. Oh good stuff I mean, yeah, that's uh some of the stuff that we were praising it for too Good schnitzel Shout out fringy knowing what tanookis are Yeah, tanookis are really interesting little animals They're little animals with massive testicles Also far and away california is the biggest cat girl market. Japan is bigger on maid girls and queen ladies I did not know that I just said why do you know that chatter? You won't upgrade your house till you pay it back though. He relies on your vanity I imagine this is about it won't upgrade your house until you pay it back That's pretty fucking reasonable. I would say what a crazy idea Before he gives you another massive loan like oh, yeah, you know a zero a zero He expects you to pay back a zero interest loan before he gives you a new loan like wow Yeah, it wasn't with the madness end. That's what I want to know When will the reign of like terror from tom nook come to us? Maybe when people realize it's not a reign of terror, but like a reign of absolute generosity Different games. Is she talking about donkey kong? Does she not know that donkey kong and mario are from the same world? It would be weird if she didn't know that I mean, she might not know Does she know that's the question? Yeah, you could have meant a lot of things by it. I don't know But ultimately if she didn't know it wouldn't surprise me It wouldn't surprise me either. I could see it It would surprise me actually. I thought everybody knew that but yeah, I know my mom doesn't know that Yeah So that's one person All right, well there you go. Yeah. All right. Well, you got me there Why does it look like she puts her eye makeup on upside down? She on some kind of spectrum? Maybe don't know maybe Maybe that's just the style at the time to put it on upside down. That's just the style at the time You laugh at grace unique take but this is exact feedback given by major studio executives when getting approval for games and movies It's so depressing because their input is effectively an edit an edict for us devs No, that's that is a fair point If you have people like her who are considered like influential and needed to please And they actually take her feedback and change the movie based on it. It's like holy fuck. We're in trouble Wow. Yeah, that's a really really bad is what that is You guys should see grace's follow-up video lol I'm afraid we did not We need a break from grace. Okay. She's like radiation We need a break from grace before grace breaks us That grace review was something gliders. When can we expect a final hot d bliss takes? Hey, you you wait for them golden videos to arrive when they do, okay The he needs time to edit to write to record all those beautiful things Genuinely curious what they do with birdo shroding his trans dino do an illumination you won't Birdo and the ones last time birdo was seen on screen Uh birdo actually was added in the recent Mario Kart 8 DLC As a player character in a while Maybe birdo will show up In the second marioville Maybe I mean, if he actually is going to be prominent, which it seems like he will be You dumbo should efab wisecrack trolley problem is a joke video. It's bad It also give rags a chance to use the constantly relevant It's low IQ to not engage with hypotheticals line play ddlc I'm always happy to try out that line That's interesting. They have a trolley problem. That's fairly very bad. They call it a joke. I am interested in that What what does that mean? Yeah Is it like I hope it's not as simple as this would never happen Oh, well, I mean, yeah, that's yeah, okay. Yeah, that's I love that when dealing with the hypothetical that would never happen Yeah, yeah, maybe it wouldn't Can we like engage with the hypothetical that now now that we've got that sorted Did you see the video of Shapiro being a vindictive? I guess this is Bitch over Steven Crowder blowing the lid off the daily wires predatory contracts only to pause his diatribe for an ad-ree What a little clown boy Why are you asking us about Like the political like an infighting or whatever between like daily wire and sounds like it's your opinion Shatter and that's okay and everyone else can talk about that as they wish Yeah, you guys can talk about that You can talk about that Uh, I agree with the Shapiro. I've always hated how Oh That's a spoiler for for good old Buffy And why doesn't that put they just make in front of him they're saying characters change All right, I think right. Yeah, because Buffy and Angel are probably some of the best shows for characters that Fucking change like hell so many of them become completely different people by the time you hit the end Oh, yeah Massives any of you checked into bow is afraid A three-hour film starring Joaquin Phoenix very fascinating rat to say the least and a crazy ending I don't even know this movie. All I know is that it's like one of the most expensive movies. Was it for a 24? like they I think it's an a 24 thing. It sounds like they packed a lot of budget into it and it did not return But I don't know why anyone would have expected it to it's a hyper artsy niche movie Uh, all right. Okay. I've seen it yms and capitol 35 million all budget give their um Their reviews of it and it's like it. Yeah, just seemed like you know, it's not a film I would not check out It's just one that I don't know how high it would be on my list of things I need to check out. It's um Looks very specific in terms of what audience but hey, you know, I think it's cool that it got made I like more experimental choices With Legend of Zelda wrath of bonds squee around the corner Have you made the pilgrimage through the light of courage the legend of zelda film should be based on it? Light of courage. I haven't heard of that. I don't know about that. Yeah, that either Greeny do dragon sweat goo I don't know what dragons don't pass bright, right? It depends. Uh, it depends on I suppose what your dragon lore is Are they like dinosaurs? Like are they they're probably not truly There aren't many animals that uh perspire, right? It's one of the big things that humans have over like basically any other animals that we have a very cool like that cooling system. Yeah Some animals sweat a little here and there But I don't know. I can honestly with dragons. I could kind of believe uh that they do I could yeah, why not I could believe it I doubt they sweat goo, but you know probably not goo Maybe they're maybe a sweat is more viscous. So it's just kind of thicker But I'm not I'm not sure Coming in late missed the first half of this e-fap because I was sucked in on a previous e-fap the pointing one Can't wait for this third stage tism. I remember the pointing one pointing one. I remember mr. Pointer Yeah with his jacket. That's true How do you all I don't watch House of Dragons and therefore have nothing to add to this discussion Instead, I'll ask what are y'all's thoughts on the psychonauts games god bless and high-fringy Uh, hey, I hear that they're good I also hear that as do I I hear that they are I ain't never played them though May never played them either Um, hello there. This one's for rags cox tails and cocktails I like two of those Right By the way, thank you for your amazing long reviews mohler. Thank you Another one is on the way Now watch matt walsh play five nights of freddy's we did it was shit We did he sucks Ben Shapiro played mario kart with matt walsh michael nulls and andrew clavin and tim pool and it was Well, that one was a little bit better, but that one was that one was markedly better But it wasn't that good because it was just you know, just cringe kind of like conservative boomer cringe You know, I just wasn't but it's definitely it was way better than them alone When they were the when they had each other there to You know riff off you can see them making memes together. It was uncanny. Yeah, they were they were smiling and meming They look like humans so neat. They did look like humans Uh, I love that. This is a really great segue into my super chat from the other week also high rags Hello, all right Did have had matt walsh play on a gmod 1942 dark rp server with your boy bub games and troll the wannabe internet nazis by breaking their cringe rules Okay I just think we should have given him I actually think tetris would be just great because he'd know what it is He'd probably get engaged by it and lose and be sad And then we can put him into like maybe one of the newer packmans where it gets all crazy and lights up So he's convinced it's a new game, but really it would it has to be pac-man not pac woman. That's yeah, fuck pac woman Yeah, they woke up. I did Pretty well. Jeez terrible Uh, you could look up joe biden playing magic the gathering next That's not real Uh, I know you have to believe I know you guys might not be interested, but the daily wire hosts mario kart with tim pool. Yeah, we did have a look at it There's a funny observation. Shapiro makes later about how he spent his childhood applying himself and ignoring video games And tim pool was a stoner skater kid who played games all the time and today they make the same amount of money Uh I mean, you know, that's just life. I guess Sometimes that's uh, yeah, I don't this is definitely not endorsement of any particular Educational aspiration live the life you want to live That's right Don't let you wear your beanies wear your yamakas. Yeah, you're mario. We're in both. We're in both I mean, they're they're probably a hybrid out there almost certainly is there's got to be someone who made a hybrid Yeah, absolutely This one's in all caps God damn it night one of five nights at freddy's one is designed to be empty and slow as to not overwhelm the player And let them get used to its atmosphere and style The whole game isn't like that you poopy heads I know that Oh shit It's still bad. Maybe that was them. Maybe that was them criticizing that selection of a game Which I would agree with that's the game to give us that's the thing We definitely concluded on the stream that that was one of the like probably worst choices I thought he would end up going further than just the But then you think about it and it's like well, even if he does He's just going to get screamed at by one of the things and then be like this is boring. I don't like it And that's it which is what it was unfortunately And the final super chat beep boop closing super chat ho ho Oh ho and how indeed Well, thank you so much Ladies and gentlemen for your kind donations your friendly messages and questions That's it for us for today Uh, see you in the next ifap thing whatever it may be everybody. We will see you later. Thank you for the super chats Bye Good. Bye. See you later. Bye. Bye