 Andrew was eating breakfast, and he pulled open a drawer and got out a marker. And Andrew went up to a car mirror and took out the marker and put it all over his face and put blue dots all over, and then he was finished and smiled. So Andrew went into school, he went marching in, and all the kids turned and looked and started laughing at him, and the teacher called him up and said, what happened? And he said, I don't know, last night I drank this juice and suddenly this morning I had freckles. Later at two o'clock, the teacher called Andrew and he walked up and said, do you want my secret freckle remover formula? And Andrew said yes. And then as he walked into the restroom, he scrubbed his face with the formula and scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed. Ah, perfect. And Nicky noticed him and said, ah, I want the freckles removed too. Are you curious? Go ahead and read.