Pokémon is a pretty fun game. You have a bunch of numbers, they do a bunch of math to other numbers, and then you get to hear triumphant music! But the interface leaves a lot to be desired. What if you could augment that clunky RPG-based gameplay with an exciting SQL-based UI? Join me on an exciting journey with emulator internals, Z80 assembly, and extremely overpowered Magikarp!