 Having just done the mango video and and in anything this and This is not as sweet and delicious since I just had alfanzo in my mouth when and fought When alfanzo juices in your mouth nothing else matters Hey, welcome back to our stupid ranks. It's of Corbin. I'm alfanzo and you can also subscribe to it from all juicy content Oh, patron foolish should account subscribe if you haven't hit the like button. It's as juicy as an alfanzo mango That's how juicy it is squirts in your eye gets sticky and you like it. Oh my word today. We're doing a movie review And we are reviewing a new film called alfanzo the squirt From the new 1995 film brand brand new film from Amir Khan For scum to yes Um Directed by Ryan Gopal Varma Composed by our nanbar a hour. I got to say right off the bat I loved the little shout-out musically when they put his names in the credit at the very very front Did you notice that? Oh, it said his name in the credits and it went And then cut out Starring umela Which my wife made fun of me Called me a white boy way And I'm your con obviously like looking at her name Tiger Shroff's dad Also known as Zaddy Shroft. Oh, yeah. Oh Yeah Zaddy Shroff, baby. Sorry. Sorry to tell you this there in this year But we got another contender for the Speedo King. That's Zaddy Shroff. You're talking about Like her name. I don't even know actually like Ormilla in my brain. It doesn't even come. It's the last name that I don't pronounce. Well, I don't know Placements and stuff that only Alfonso can do with his mouth And obviously a whole bunch of other people And I think we'd seen maybe all but one song. Yeah Yeah, in our reaction if it wasn't one or two tops tops. I recognize the majority Yeah, yeah, we had seen most of the songs from this reacting over the past three years And it's a middle-class woman Middle-class young woman who dreams of Bollywood fame. It's caught in a love triangle between her childhood friend and a famous actor That's a that's a great great way to describe it because you don't give anything away and exactly what this movie is about Once again came out in 1995. I we assume everyone It's one of those iconic films and so it's like I'm pretty sure you've all seen it So if you haven't I think we saw it on Amazon. It was Amazon was an Amazon Prime you can go watch with arrows combination It's actually arrows which has a relationship with Amazon Prime, but 100 spoiler of you. So go away if you haven't seen it. I guess now go watch it and come back. I thought it was really colorful Cuz that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we've talked about the guilty pleasures, right? I have some guilty pleasures from the past that I don't need to explain to anybody because I know they're great like I Watched stuff with my kids growing up that for me was just wonderful and I love it like Hannah Montana and Camp Rock and high school musical and I don't care what you think those great They're never gonna win any awards and they don't need to because they're actually better than the awards Artistically you don't even look at those films that way I feel the same way this this is and I'll talk about some of the things that impressed me that I wasn't expecting Because it gave me the cheese it gave me the cringe Yeah, I gave me the music numbers But there were some other things to it that added some groundedness that I really didn't expect I thought we were gonna stay in cheese land and I ultimately loved it. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I enjoyed this females. Well, it actually got better as it went on because I totally agree I think they dropped some of the cheese. Yeah that you had in the beginning Yeah, and so it got more of like on the story and on the dipper the more grounded performances of all three of Kind of when he shows up when when Jackie shows up. You mean Zaddy. Yeah, Zaddy When Zaddy Shroff shows up, that's that's where Well, it's not just because of his presence because he's pretty dang grounded in this thing but it it's because we really get to the we're not in the Silliness we're in the story. Yeah, and the plot lines Continuing in the beginning. It's almost at times. Sometimes like Ddlj. Yeah, or or Yeah style at times right Not all of it's not like it didn't go full-fledged like beginning of coach coach. I know exactly high school But it got it's in some of that range. I was like, okay, so yeah Yeah, what are we trying to be exactly? It didn't have that SRK charm that makes those films work that I was I was worried Cuz that was exactly I was like, okay, the reason those films work is because SRK has the charm and to Carry as does Kajol as does Ronnie McCurgee. So those those exactly and I was thinking really on I'm like okay, I'm a Americans characters kind of a dick and and What is she gonna be doing and I'm okay. So where it's the stereotypical Silly, but I'm not finding the charm in this just yet, but thankfully got there quickly got it got there And so that was nice and Johnny G grow up with this film Yeah, yeah, which obviously is one of the biggest best parts of this entire film. We knew that going yeah Yeah, that's what I was most excited. We were we obviously had reacted to most of these songs And some sexy songs are kids our non-bar This is one of his best. I think overall score even though he has probably a hundred best Of course he does but the songs are fantastic, but it's like it's such a treat and it's my wife towards the beginning She was watching with me when She wasn't you know taking care of twins when we weren't trading off. Yeah taking care of the twins, but she was like so it's like The acting is like weird and this was towards the beginning and she's like but then when the musical numbers come on It's like this gorgeous beautiful, and she hadn't heard any of the numbers. Yeah before and she's like the musical numbers are Gorgeous did she get to see any of the omelette and and yeah, okay? Yeah, she watched the entire thing with me It's just on and off in between feedings yeah, yeah, but yeah, so the Just talking about score right now because obviously we had seen most of them But like it's so good and it was such a even in the beginning when it was like a little too cheesy. Mm-hmm It was such a Treat to when the songs would come on. Yeah visually dance wise performance wise Obviously song wise. This is one of his strongest albums. I think I agree Yeah, and it is the my favorite part as well as some other things in the story that we'll get into as well as some of the Groundedness I didn't expect but yeah, yeah my the least favorite thing, but it comes with the territory It's this weird love-hate relationship is that you cringe at some of the over the top But at the same time that's the era. That's kind of like it makes it It's a very 90s film very 90s like it not just in terms of acting no costuming everything You can tell the 80s had just gone by Also, is this the earliest Amir Khan film that we've seen I believe it is yeah I think this is the youngest Amir Khan film we've seen interesting. I would be shocked if there was something that was pre I thought he looked really good as well. I liked his I liked his look a lot. Yeah, let's just let's talk about him Yeah, he he had the same kind of thing even though like this is you could tell his growth as an actor Yeah, but also I don't know because the director I'm sure was telling him to act in a certain way of course in certain moments Yeah, but then also you saw the Amir Khan we know and love. Yep many times. Yeah Especially when we got into the second half. Yeah, and he thankfully He doesn't because the character could be terrible Especially the first part where he's stealing things and fighting with guys because he stole it and put it in his Feet up on the chair because he wants to be comfortable and he's trying to justify it No, she's trying to point out and he gets mad at her for trying to point it out It could have been a character that you really don't like but because he has a particular like ability and you can see like hindsight looking back on it you see the the The heart of the characters that he portrays In the same way, I think we've always made the comparison you look back at old Tom Hanks stuff the essence of the guys there, so I Really enjoyed what he did And I I think he worked really well with them because he's There's a groundedness that came that he's always shown of everybody that we've seen who's been around a long long time Yeah, he tends to have the the least silly stuff in terms of the big stars Yeah, like when we watch every time we watch a music video of his from the 90s Cheese is never part of the equation. No, it just is never going to be. Yeah, whereas We know that our oxhays the king and we know that govinda is right there with him And even SRK at times is gonna give you some cheese We just don't get the cheesiness from from him and even with his acting being over the top It was never as big as some of the ones we just mentioned Yeah, it's just so I don't know if SRK started or we just enforced it like some of the times when they like Trying to make things they think are funny, and then they all laugh and you're like Yeah, stop laughing like that. It wasn't funny Yeah, nobody got to the point of the director in this which no just the worst part for me Yeah, that that was I did not like his character. No, not just because his character was unlikable. I just guided not like the performance Could I could have left that on the cutting room floor? I agree and I get it. That's that's the 90s There's all like Anupam Kur has as roles like that where he's that over-the-top guy or yep I don't know it was just style and it's obviously just something that is not my style and me too. Don't like it No, but You're my icon. Yeah, you're mere earmere earmere Okay, what how do you say her name? Umilla who we've seen I know we've seen in multiple that I'm not saying I don't know her obviously we've seen her in oh, yeah in town and Satya right? Yeah, those are the two other things we've seen her in yep She's pretty And gave it and and Was believable the whole time. I mean I love The music numbers that she did on her owner she did with Amir Khan were good But don't but the ones she did with Zaddy Shroff that those were smoking It will forever be Zaddy Shroff. Yeah, there was there there was a level of Just there's no inhibition in the same way We've talked about Ronnie McCurgy when she does her things and it's like she has this Radhika opt a sense of I'm just gonna be dangerous and do whatever I need to do in the scene Yeah, she has that sense of her when she's with him And that's probably a lot of women felt that way around him back in the day. Yeah Probably I would I would imagine yeah, but yeah, I liked her performance a lot I thought she had good chemistry with Amir Khan and I did to I like their the kind of whole relationship they built You know he frustrated me. Yeah, but it's written to frustrate you. Yeah Yeah, come on man like brave be bold. You don't have to be a dick Yeah, just be there for her. Don't tell her how you feel tell her you feel and but she was always there Go on and kiss the girl. She was always there for him. She was I think both of them need to do a better job of communicating their feelings to each other. Yeah, well, that's a that's that's that's a pretty Stereotypical trope and a lot of the rom-coms that we've seen you clearly like him. Why don't you tell him? You clearly like her. Why don't you tell her the way you do that? You know that in all adult relationships as you insult and slap. That's what you do Yeah, that's what we do when we want people to know we like them Um, but yeah, I like their relationship a lot. I thought I thought it was so unique how Ramgopal Varma kind of did this sometimes like songs would start and you're like what is what is going on? But then it was part of the movie. Yeah, and they kind of fleshed that the the film I appreciated that this ring. Yeah, I appreciated that a lot rather than it just being a standalone item number Which is nothing wrong with that but I did appreciate the fact that there was like those the through line in the in the songs to carry the Story through yeah after after the interval it got a lot better, and it might have been a little before that I don't know but like because I feel like a lot outside of the director came back every once in a while But they they got rid of like the whole Perky silly family stuff. Yeah. Yeah where you're you're literally it's like 15 to 20 minutes on should we go to the movie? Shouldn't we not go to the movie? Why don't you want to go to the movie? And it's just all of this topical stuff That's not projecting anything of the story Forward and not really getting to know them because it's just this topical silliness. So yeah, thankfully I felt like it was a little before the interval. Yeah, probably I don't remember exactly Before but also Zaddy schroffed here. Let's talk about him This is what actually one of the first things we've actually seen him in correct, which is so strange to me We've constantly said how we know we need to see more of us Right. No one was good in deft also. I can't really give him that right we all agree No, we don't But I don't think other than that I don't think we've seen him any out. We've seen him in a lot of we saw that There was a short film. We saw yes, there was yeah And we appreciated build a story for us wasn't great didn't we didn't wrap our heads around at all We we appreciated what he did you could tell he carries that weight of being an actor I I was of everybody in this the one that impressed me The most in this was him not that the others didn't because I liked all three of them a lot I really did love the three of them. I can't imagine anyone else playing the roles The reason this impressed me Bless you is because I wasn't expecting so early in the film after the campy silly I wasn't expecting him To be this rooted mature man Like he thought he'd just be the stereotypical the movie star. Yeah, I'm gonna get the girl Yeah, screw you and maybe even be negative so that you're not rooting for him whereas I were I Like yeah, I thought I don't know what you're trying to do here But I like this guy and I I'm kind of rooting for him, but I'm also rooting for Amir Khan I want him to come around because he clearly loves her. I don't know who to root for in this right now but with the thing I loved about him was just Not just the seriousness of the character and the weightiness of him, but Jackie's portrayal was so not The typical 90s Bollywood movie we've seen it was very very grounded. Yeah, I liked it a lot believable in every Every moment I was like and Johnny said that he was considered this name I'm gonna mention and I had the thought and I think we've made even mentioned this before it was considered Yeah, Jackie was considered this comparison. He reminded me of and she said this is who he reminded me of Tom Selle Oh, yeah, very much another Zaddy big tall Facial hair mustache grounded charming. You want to ride it all day? Yeah, I think Yep Just a sexy man's man Zaddy straffed mustache rides for days Great shirt That's a great shirt That is a great shirt Anyways, but yeah, I really and I also liked what I don't know was did Ramgopal Varma write this as well Would you just direct it? I think he was he was one of the right part of the writing. Yeah, okay But the the writing of the fact that you know We thought he was gonna be this negative kind of character trying to one up Amir Khan every At every turn, you know, she was trying to give her the ring He gave her just beautiful diamond necklace Yeah, and taking him away from him at the the restaurant when they were clearly trying to have a nice dinner, but then almost being a Good person. He's a good person. He was like I can see that you love him I'm not gonna get in the way of they both at their core Both of these guys are good guys at heart. They don't want to hurt her They're not gonna impose themself in something and try to take something and that's what I loved in the story There's like there's the antagonist in this our circumstances There is no flesh-and-blood antagonist who's trying to get something and you clearly don't want her with him And you clearly want her with him in this it was like I was really happy. She was with Amir Khan But I felt I felt kind of sorry for his tiger for tiger for Jackie's Jackie's character But I also loved the choice To show him because it would have been really easy to be heartbroken for the guy I mean he lost a love of his life in a car wreck that he wanted to get married to he's been alone since then When she asked him at the beach, who do you have at home? He didn't even want to answer because he's got no one and then he's clearly madly in love with this girl And he thinks she likes him, but it hasn't been consummated with that way And I love the choice at the end when he's watching them do their little bickering and fighting when he just kind of laughs And shakes his head. He's a grown-up recognizing. I thought she was the one. She's not good for them. I'll move on I loved it. I really enjoyed the ending how they ended their relationship Yeah, I did like ended like with a big like argument and then being like this is us We're so quirky. We like to argue all the time. Yeah It is that's the way we express our appreciation for each other They get on each other's nerves, but they love each other. Yeah all the time And so I Appreciate the ending and overall I really appreciate the film me too And and especially at for the time that it came out being the earliest Amir Khan film, so it'll I kind of was like It's a probably have the most in terms of like cringy stuff or Just different style of filmmaking because of the time as opposed to some of the newer stuff like even like gone That was probably what ten years ten years after that probably after this And then obviously stuff like dongle or right even saffron, right? It's interesting I'm glad you brought that up because that is one of the films when we Consistently right off the top of a bat We'll talk about the films of his that we like and we'll say we like this one like those Well, isn't dongle is one of the ones that should be kept in the in the lexicon because that's a great movie And he gives a great performance and he shapeshifts in that one somebody was actually Don't send a little poll thing on Twitter And keeping the obviously will Smith thing out of it is like what's performance do you like better? Will Smith and King Richard? Amir Khan and dongle Because a very similar instrument. Oh, yeah style of what they did. I personally that's tough cuz You know pride taking the slap out of the equation taking obviously what actually happened I was performance. I was obviously I wanted it Yeah, I'm tick tick boom was the Andrew Garfield was who I wanted to have get that But if it wasn't gonna be Andrew, I wanted it to be will Smith So of those two though. Yeah, I will tell you about the exact same time. I had Amir Khan I would vote for because of those two films. I love that movie. I love dongle. No, no, no the King Richard King Richard Yeah, I love King Richard. I'll go back and watch King Richard But if someone said to me for the rest of your life pick one you can't watch the other one I I would pick dongle. I would want to be able to watch dongle again Yeah, more than even though I loved King Richard. Yeah, it would be like that for both Amir Khan's performance But just overall the film. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Well, I'm glad we finally got to it And I'm sure all of you are finally are glad we finally have really this is the one three years in the making and there's only 10,000 more yeah, but this one I think like right after three idiots everybody was like, okay, watch ring gala Yeah, and there's still a bunch more like this. Yeah. Yeah, and then obviously he has What is it called? Forest Gump Forest Gump. He's got the forest. Yeah, it's sing La cha the sing or something like that. Yeah Lot, what's the what's the the honor on you? low Dyslexic what she said Anyways, let us know what the next Amir Khan. What should be the next Amir Khan film there in Johnny? She's laughing it's just laughing where I pronounce something it is white boys Oh We're gonna see that. Oh, yeah, we're definitely seeing that but what should be the next to be the next like classic Guzzardish gersnatch that's not even on your con Memento. Oh, yeah, the Memento thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's high up one of the fights a lot of people as well No, just a fight scene just a fight scene from it We got got other things we've been trying Wow, now you're you're jumping on the bandwagon to let us watch the stuff Johnny's gonna get the top up voted comment Let us know what the next Amir Khan film and Zaddy soft. Oh, yeah, we want to let us know more Right as much