 At the number one black show amongst black children who would breastfeed for too long and play with their mama tears. Shut the fuck up and I'll play my mama tears. She was second one to playing with y'all. Put her over now. Wow. You ain't coming no more. That's why this show's so strong. This whole show raised on breast milk. Shut up. I ain't have no breast milk. I was selling crack. And that's crazy. You know she loved you. She breastfed you with one nipple. A lot of work on one titty. Oh, OK. She was with me when I got shot. Oh, damn. Damn. They both were. He was in Pampers in a car. Sleep. Damn. I wonder if these white people who be having you on they show would be thinking you playing when you saying this shit. You ever seen they face, they don't know to laugh. And they be like. They be shot. You're exactly right. They don't know she is not bullshit. But let me give you a dope ass introduction because you deserve one. Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest, a hilarious comedian, a friend of the family. She remember when we was in the trap trap. Now she done goddamn manifested a whole new lifestyle. She done pulled up stun on me. My birthday twin. Come on. The most hilarious. Got one of the best shows out on TV right now. Take your ass and go watch it. The Miss Pat Show on BET Plus. Holding it down. Holding it down. None other than Miss Pat. Yeah. Thank you, everybody. What's that movie star? Superstar TV star? What's you living? I'm living. It's good out here. I'm having fun. I seen you back on stage, too. Yeah, I'm finishing up the clubs and I'm getting ready to move into theaters. So I'm doing my first theater tour called Your Girl Done Made It. Hell, yes, you did. Love that. Get up and run. Let me do the white people shit. Miss Pat, you're a crowd work. Oh, my god. It's amazing. I've been seeing the clips that you've been dropping from the club performances, and that's been one of the fan favorites. I don't know if you've noticed or not, but when you ask. I see it there in the show, you leave a little space where you can fuck with the crowd and let them talk to you and things of that nature. I just, I like, I call it crowd chronicle, because people always like to, when they see you on TV, they like to holler shit out from TV. So one day I'll say, I'm just going to talk to the crowd when I finish. And I want people to know I do an hour and a half before I even get to that fucking crowd work. And they really like it. You find out what's on people mind, you find out what people are going through, and you get, I'm able to capture some really funny shit. Just running my mouth to regular people. And they also make you feel, when they see you on TV, they almost feel like you're not human. And I think they're humanizing me to the audience. They're like, oh, she really act like she is on TV. I'm like, bitch, it's me 24 seven. Right, you're real. I try. I try. What's the wildest shit that's happened doing one of them? I think I asked for a nurse, and this lady stood up and said, I'm a nurse. I said, what kind of nurse? She said, CNA. I said, bitch, sit down. You clean up. I'm a big inch in the summer. But I mean, I enjoy it. I'm enjoying it. You know, I'm finally moving into theaters. That's a big job. So that's some work. And I'm excited about that. It ain't nothing like them clubs, though. I actually am with the same people who take you out. Outback? Outback. Oh, them motherfuckers be everywhere. Yeah, I'm with Outback. They doing my first tour, so I'm excited. Oh, you with the right people? Yeah. They going to make sure that money there. You know, that's one of the reasons why I chose them, because I know they had taken y'all out, so I was on tour. So I was like, well, Carlo fucked with them, and I ain't seen that negative on line. I guess I'll fuck with them, too. I don't got shit negative to say. They be like, Carlos, whatever you want to do, man, just fucking let me know. Yeah, so, you know, we just started partying up, and then I'm going to finish this year out, and then I'm going to go into next year with them. So looking forward to it. And the show getting bigger and bigger. It is, it is. And I'm seeing the growth. You were actually in there. You the relaxed, and you just letting that shit flow, and I love the chemistry that you got with Tammy Roman. Oh, yeah. Like, it was a thought that y'all was real sisters, the way that y'all able to build that shit on the set like that, and the way it come across is so real, yeah. You know, people really love me and Tammy together. Hell, yeah. And I've said this a million times. You know, the co-creator, Joy Cooper, you know, he had her from day one, her and the daddy. And he was like, I'm telling y'all gonna go great together. Shout out to Tammy. She just had a birthday too. And both of us are saying fucking people. So I'm like, we're both Aries. We're both strong. How the fuck this going to work? And I didn't know Tammy from reality shows. So when I, she's fucking a dope ass actress. That motherfucker don't drop no lines. And I'm sitting there, and I know I'm the star. And her story is incredible. Her story is also incredible. Cause a lot of times what I write, she hits home for her. And you know, like the third season, we did a whole thing about my mom, a boyfriend, molestiming. And you know, she shares some, you know, things like what she been through in life. And you can tell when someone, Tammy is acting or if she, if she experienced something. And I, and I always tell the co-creator, I was like, she been here before, but that motherfucker can act her ass off. And people, people really think Tammy Roman and my fucking sister. I gotta ask you this, cause you drop, you say shit in conversation that be heavy as fuck. That people be like, and then some, my mom boy be like, how do you deal with these traumatic as heavy as subjects with a smile like this? You know, I tell people all the time, you take the dark and shit and you laugh at it. So I don't let shit get me down. I just say it. And the thing about trauma and, and dark shit, people just scared to say it out loud. Or there's a, you know, I don't want you to feel sorry for me. I want you to laugh at when I say I been molestimed. Because other people been through the same thing. But when you crying about it and you dwelling over it, it's got control of you. Ain't shit controlling me. I'm free. I don't get mad at that data cause he shot me in the head and they can live in a room in house. I'm winning. Why shouldn't I tell the story? Why shouldn't you? You know, if a motherfucker held you down or did you wrong, what you gonna cry for? I can't change the past, but I can, I can damn sure enough control the future. Man, I love this, I love this, I love this. That's it. Because the shit we just been sitting here, just, you know, in regular conversation and you drop some heavy shit like that, I know the people, like that can really help somebody who watch out and like just to hear somebody say that, like you said, could just be that, that wanting to make them change however they feel about, whatever they been through. And I get that all the time. You know, people, people thank me for being an open-minded mom with a gay daughter. People thank me for telling my story, because for me- She played with your titty too. She did not rub on my titty. She rubbed on my titty. I ain't never letting this shit go. She already said it. She did rub on my titty. Hell no. She rubbed my motherfuckin' titty. What she say? That's my titty. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. That nigga bitch you live with, them be your titties. She live with it. That's a whole another- She live with a nigga bitch, them be your titties. These are not the your daddy titties. You call it your son-in-law. What's their pronouns? Every time. Him, them daddy. She like them big bitches. Look like basketball players that didn't make it to the NBA. Oh, for real? Yeah, she like all- All girlfriend look like him. For real? What she just fuck with him? She like it for real to play with. You like wasting time trying to find bitches that's like, these niggas are out of their head. Where you gonna buy somebody that's six? All girlfriend type, all the bitches look like Clay. Life's getting big bitch with the sagging pants. I don't think they ain't got it. Clay ain't got to wait. They think too. They think too. They be trying to hide the ass. Yeah, they look like they coulda dunk if they lost weight. Damn. They trying to hide the ass and bag and shit. You know the crazy part, I just wish she'd get married. That's what I wish she'd get, to whatever. Whatever they want to call them sales. Cause she's almost four. Oh. You don't fuck with them and they? You don't fuck with them? Them days either. She like, she like, she like bitches like y'all. What the fuck that mean, Miss Pat? No, no, no, Miss Pat. Hey bitches, like y'all. She like bitches y'all, like y'all, you know. You know, she like a little pretty loud bitch. Y'all so cool for they self. Nah, I'm talking about little bitches with my veins in their neck and shit, you know. What the fuck you mean, Miss Pat? What do you mean? She like rough neck, like, you know, she like me and bitches. Yeah, yeah, studs. Yeah, see how we're here with a cool bitch like you, Carlos? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Miss Pat Sharlo. Who? Miss Pat Sharlo. Who? Miss Pat Sharlo. Who? Who? Miss Pat Sharlo. You gotta get that damn way when she come up here. Well, our girlfriend is actually way bigger than you. She probably could don't go you and everything. I believe it. Oh, man. I mean, and then I think that's why people, you know, really gravitate themselves. Now I'm gonna show up at their house with my shirt off. Bitch, it's Carlos. You know me. You're cool, bitch. Well, you know they're getting their titties removed. We ain't gonna know that's you. What? They hate us that much? What the fuck are you talking about? You stupid. They hate us that much. I don't think she ever been with a girl who had a booze or a little bit. You know, but back to the show, I think that's what they like because we talk about, we get really heavy with a way to make shit funny. And I like how y'all sprinkled just enough cussing in the show. Thank you. That love, it's just like that shit, that's what made the shit pop. You know what I'm saying? It's like because they, it ain't like y'all just cussing up a storm. It's like y'all saying the right shit in the right moments. It's like when people were, it would be good. Yeah. That shit hit to me. Yeah. Some adult shit. How grown people talk. Well, that's what we call it a grown folks sitcom. It's the first sitcom to ever do it. Yep. I guarantee you, somebody white gonna come along and do it and he's gonna blow up, he's gonna be that friend and live a single. This is a real CBS, my fucking dad. Uh-huh. And then they gonna be like, they're gonna act like they created it. No, we did it first. Right. Yeah, we did it first. That was hard. I'm just thankful that, you know, BET Plus, you know, understood what we was trying to do. Yeah. And they allowed us to do it because that show got shopped a lot. It's not easy making a show. I'm quite sure y'all know that. Yeah. It got shopped a lot. Yours was in the works for a while, man. Five years. Yeah. Five years. And plus you just made it out of that, that area, you know, like that first season, they like, you don't know if you're coming back in the second season. They come and see you here. And they know what you will do with it. Yeah. So it's like, and I've been keeping y'all pay homage to a lot of the other sitcoms. Yes, we do. With the people you have on there. We had my gift. How did they feel to be able to do that, man? Hey, Marla Gibbs on there cussing. Yeah. You know what? Probably didn't even have to tell her to do it. No, when we asked her, we wanted her, well, the co-creator wanted her to say bitch. And she said, I'm not gonna call a black woman a bitch. But I say everything else. And boy, did she say everything. Some shit got cut out, but she said everything else. It was like, I was like, even when we worked with the mama from the Fresh Prince. And I was, I remember standing on set like, I'm gonna sit with these people. That's how I look at it. You know, like we did Julia, Julia White Urkel. And, you know, sometimes I'm not gonna say I kind of get starstruck, but I have to, I take a moment to say, damn, I'm here with these people. I grew up watching these people do their thing on TV. They're there with you though. Well, they're there with my show. The mutual room is big. Yeah, and you know, now people, you know, at first, people kind of shout away from the show because it was something different. And, but when I'm out at the image of what I'm like, hey, I want to work with you. I want, I'm like, you want to be able to cuss and sit come? But we have a good time. We do it in front of a live studio audience. It's like old fucking multi-cam. You know, we get 150, 200 people over there. And we have a ball every Friday. Talk about that. They don't do that a lot no more. No, because they went to Cannelaptor. They went to Cannelaptor and, you know, they don't, they don't, when we was in LA and we were shooting the pilot, I remember saying, we went from set to set, different people were shooting pilot and they literally hired laughter, laughter. And I was like, what the fuck is this? I couldn't believe it. And I just told my co-craster, nigga, we ain't hired no motherfucking laughter. They ain't gonna laugh at this shit. We gonna rewrite it till we find something funny. And we did the two episodes on the pilot and they killed. And, you know, Hulu shot the pilot and then pick it up, shot out the Hulu. I ain't mad. I love y'all. But then BET picked it up and we, and in Atlanta, they didn't shoot live shows. So this is the first one sitcom with the audience. So we had to build, the first time, the first episode, the second episode we shot, we had 30 people and the sound wasn't working. It was fucking a nightmare. But we worked to get it right. Now last year, last season, we had to turn away people, so many people showing up. And people really enjoyed the show. They feel like it's finally a black woman that represents somebody in their family. Everybody ain't got no fucking college degree. Everybody ain't got no motherfucking doctor or lawyer. But I'm that hood red aunt. I'm that momma. I'm that grand momma that say whatever the fuck she want to say. And black people and white people and everybody appreciate it. Right. You do get that auntie vibe. Like you're letting them smoke in the house. Nah, you don't smoke in my motherfucking house. I ain't coming over here. That old boy shit, dude. Look, there's everything you're going on over there. Ashley runnin' bitches all in and out the house. Okay. What the hell? She gettin' the bathroom bleachin' her ass over there. It's a man. It's a free room. But I was talking. A little piece of reform. A little piece of reform. Nah, I got to step outside in all this old country and shit. Hey, what's up, Chicago? It's your man Carlos Miller. July the 21st. I will be in the city. Pull up on me, man. You know I'ma be at the Riviera Theater, man. So, you know, put your little clean ass outfit on. Make sure you're lady looking good. And pull up on you folks, man. We're going to have a good time. We're talking good shit. Chicago. It's July the 21st. Come check up on me. We're going to be cleaner than a mug in there. Come see me. At the end of the day, I'm on tour. So just make sure you get the tickets. And I'll let me, you know, just come have a good time. I'll see you when I get there. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, what's up? It's Carlos Miller. It can be easy to get caught up in what everyone else needs from you and never take a moment to think about what you need from yourself. But when you spend all of your time giving, it can leave us feeling stretched, thin, and burned out. 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Oh, wonderful show up and kill the fuck. Wait a minute, you got Quisha Fajardo on your phone? No the fuck out loud. Quisha, get my number. I don't want to see your motherfucking goat. What? Quisha. I ain't gonna say her. What the? Here's your airdrop. Yeah, you do. Quisha, you on the Wi-Fi, Quisha. Everybody phone gonna pop up on the Wi-Fi. Somebody put Quisha, hey man, put her in the group chat. No, she got a man. She got a, ain't nobody asked to be her man. Damn. I don't know, what make y'all? I just think I asked for pictures. He literally, man, don't take it so literally. Nothing like a little ponytail asking y'all for pictures. We got him off the streets. That nigga was running the gang and we turned his life around. He was in the gang? He was in the gang. Was he with him? Uh, no. No. He look like a rat dog on there, but you, I bet you up on all that hair. He a good-looking nigga. If you say that nigga down to the bar. No, don't do this. Every time you come here, you leave. Somebody who work here fucked up. Last time it was Chad. Chad. No, he doesn't. He ain't even in there. Leave Joe alone. He quit. No. No. He here, he just ain't in here with you. I didn't say shit to him. You called him a little bitch and everything. You told him you were. Huh? You told him you were stuffing me in your pussy. You don't remember the shit you said to Chad? They did. I was looking for him today. I don't know. He ain't here. He ain't here. He got in the office and got in front of the desk. I'm sorry, Chad. He ain't in the office. He back there. He kept hollering about his woman. Is he still with her? You fucked that up. She saw something in him. He never talked about me like that. Wait a minute. He ain't really no more. That ain't my business to be discussing on camera like that. You know I hate a nigga who brag on a bitch all the time. You ain't got to tell. He's like, I'm not trying to fuck you. I don't even know what he look like. See, I shouldn't have brought it up. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry. Now, I hope your relationship lasts. I feel you, man. We're going to have to change the subject. I actually rubbed on that titties. Nah, I'm just gonna pull up. Oh, we got to get out of there. You got to get out of there. Ask him to say about that movie. How many kids you got, Miss Pat? I have four kids and two abortions. You ever think about the two that didn't make it? I told them if they come back when I get some money, I'm gonna keep them. I'm a good mama. Some bitches out here kill their kids and don't claim them. I claim everybody. I had one miscarriage. Her name was Jasmine. So they bought me a cabbage-packed kid to replace her. So four, five, six, seven. You think if you get the head of all the kids that you're in, you're gonna be like, I got my mama right there. I'm gonna say, boy, back up. I don't know you. They not gonna be like they got my mama. They be like, oh, did you have fun? Look who finally showed up. I'm like, oh, did you have fun? I returned your ass. Just ask why this country don't tell us we can't have no abortions. I don't need them. They're my puts. Everything ain't keepable. If you can be able to go back and return shit to a firm store at Walmart, you should be able to return a baby if you don't want one. Yeah? Or you should at least get approved for what? Because then you got a valid reason. They should just be like, I... I'm serious. I mean, and I'm not saying... I say do you when you see this. But it's nothing wrong with getting an abortion. This is my body. Nobody fucking owns me. I should be able to talk about my abortion openly. This is I do what the fuck I want to do. First of all, why are you getting involved when you ain't the motherfucking daddy or the baby daddy? We kill it. You know, you ain't the motherfucking daddy. You want to act like you care. I ain't the daddy. And I'm gonna act like I care. You care? What? Uh-uh. I believe that the woman should make the choice. It's her body. That's right. It's my body. It's my right. You're not there to hold my pad when my period come on. That's too deep. That's too deep, Miss Pat. You shouldn't want nobody to do that. Do y'all hold your pad? I thought you just put that bitch on. You gotta hold that bitch in place to hold that. God damn, man. I'm sorry, baby. I knew you had to hold the pad though. Sometimes they come with belts. It's so much shit. We don't know about puzzles, bro. I'm just saying, you know, it's a woman's right to do what the fuck she want to do. But time you say you having an abortion, people want to look down on you like it's something wrong. It's nothing fucking wrong with getting an abortion. You do you, don't you? Let nobody tell you what the fuck is. Let me tell you something. If they ain't telling us to stop plastic surgery, why the fuck they gonna do something else? That shit is out of hand. More asses are put on women than babies are being killed in this country. I don't even know why. I don't know why they buy asses. They buy asses so you can look, Carlos. You don't like fake booties? No. I don't like shit fake. Do you like scratch marks on bitches? Yeah. There ain't no wrong with that. That much it came in with my stomach out. You sure? That depends on where the scratch marks are. No. What they doing? What they doing? Is it a few of them or is a lot of them looking like a pack of bacon later on? You don't like the scratch marks on bitches chest? What it? In the chest. Is it from giving babies? All the way down the stomach. Is it from the... You tightest price. I mean, I don't know, Miss Pat. I don't want to make a blanket statement, but I mean some stretch marks in the right place. What is the right place? Motherfuckers be hitting like... Like on the ass. Boy, that shit look like thunder and lightning. Ooh, weak. You said the ass look like thunder and lightning. Yeah, like right here on the little... On the little... Some people got them in the chest. Yeah. That's where it's supposed to be. Up on the arms. Then like right behind the leg. In between. Yeah, all that. Stretch that. Okay, you want to bitch look like your mom and auntie. That's normal places though. That's normal places as opposed to... That Walmart fan is fucking my eyes up. They never got me over the crime. Just turn it the other way. Yes, Lord. At least you ain't hot no more. I had a hot flasher, but he motherfucking fucking me up over here. That little motherfucking nine dollar fan. You want water or something? I don't want no motherfucking Dr. Pep. I can tell you that. Boy, I was gonna give you one of them so you ain't got to worry about that. Give me this motherfucking schoolgirl water. You a schoolgirl. I dropped that real early. Yeah, but you used to be. You used to be out of school. I did elementary. When you dropped that? Eighth grade. Shit, it wasn't even hard then. Shit, no, it wasn't hard about name grade. What the fuck you talking about? You're a winner. No, I'm saying it's cool. It wasn't even hard about name grade. Oh, yeah, but I had gotten pregnant with Ashley so I dropped out. I ain't even gone. I didn't even want to talk about Ashley no more. Shit, I thought you said some shit. She be saying some shit, too. I didn't even know about Ashley until one day I was on Instagram and I saw a picture and I said, damn, it's two men's pants. I tell you, that's the hardest part about having a gay daughter because she be on her kissing them bitches and it be my face. You gonna be in the tabloids. Bitch get my face out the bitch on Instagram. You be doing all that in public. Kissing all on these, all in the mouth and all that. I'm about to get a separate interview. I got to bring you on here because you ain't got nothing to say. You got a story to tell. To what? She do. She ain't got a story to tell. This is a loud head back there. She don't fuck around and blow up. This ain't a ladder. And she gonna make it way faster than you think she is. You said she was with you with, you got shot in the titty? She was. Both of us. He was, too. He just don't remember shit. She picked your nipple up. She didn't pick my motherfucking nipple up. My man got your genie. It gave she was. I had to push my baby out the way. You know what was funny when I got shot that day? The police pulled him because I thought I ain't ripped my titty on the dough jam at the crack house. See this is how you take pain and make comedy. This is dark as hell. Yeah, so she's a police kid there. She like four years old. So they said, what happened? So you know when you a drug dealer, you don't tell what happened. So I said no. So as she just buzzed, I said, well my mama shot at Monk, and Monk shot at my mama, and her titty fell out. And I was like, she was like four years old. And she was holding this nigga here by his neck cause they was in the cold when I got shot. So she get him by the car and run to the front door to crack house dragging her little brother. Wow. Boy, this is going to be season five of Snowfall going to be a motherfucker. When they get there learning, Miss Pat take over. Oh man. This is a little, it's two episodes right there. Man, right here. This is, this is a season off. Come on man. Fifty-six ain't right this shit. We got a man out who shot her. If we turn on the any one of them power books and anybody getting shot in the titty, we're suing. We're suing right here. Hey, Miss Pat's story. We will represent, yeah. Don't do that 50. Come get me 50. I want to be on the power book. Do you need to be on that? Come on. I don't get called for stuff like that. Fuck it. We'll shoot our own. Yeah. I get called for a lot of other stuff, but not that. I don't get called for who is she? The white people love you. They trying to steal you away from us. They think we ain't watching. Jeff Ross and Joe Rogan and all the white people who got two names. We on y'all ass. Trash deal, Miss Pat. What's the little Asian dude, Bobby? Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee. Y'all know your friends with all of them, Miss Pat. You've got everybody's show. The white girl podcast. What are you talking about? I saw you on there. Whitney Cummings. I thought she was a porn star. Ain't the porn star named Whitney Cummings? No. Don't forget about Bird Christ. I know you know him. Oh, Bird. Come on. Come on. I'm getting ready to... I'm doing Bird Christy Cruise. I'm gonna kick Bird Christy's ass. I was just at his house. Bird Christy called me and asked me to find him a Cadillac. I said Bird 15, got them Cadillacs. I ain't heard back from them yet. He just bought something. See, fuck Bird. You don't want to spend money on me because I'm black. Oh, yes you do. I know, I just got to throw some... I just got to throw some motherfucking mother-gans out there. They're my guys, though. They show us mother love over there. Two bears, one cave. He just mentioned you. He just mentioned you when I was there, I did his cooking show. Word. And he just, he loved you. I wanted to come on that motherfucker where he had dude come over there and roll all them big ass blunts like sushi. The Netflix shit. Wasn't you on that? Uh-huh. Yeah, at the cabin and shit. What was it called? The cabin. Yeah, I wanted to be on that shit. They ain't caught me. I was just... It was only here one season. I wanted to come up there. This motherfucker had the blunt roller flew in and they just rolled big ass blunts on. It was, it was amazing. You would have loved it. The episode where the bitch was rocking the bowls, beating on the bowls and making, Oh, you did, yeah, you did the meditation or something? Yeah, the meditation is stupid shit. They just ripping rich people off. Oh. And you get your kids to hit them off fucking bowls and feel the same thing. Oh. You know, rich people got money to waste. You shoulda took Ashley. Huh? You shoulda took Ashley. Uh, I didn't take Ashley. You really don't take Ashley to the TV with me. Take her. They don't pay for Ashley. They just pay for me. Take Ashley. I'm telling you Ashley is an asset. Tell her you've earned your skills. By the way, she get down already. You can use her skills with. For what? Yeah, I'm telling you, man. Miss Pac-Man. Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Let me tell you something, Carlos. I really think you should hang out with Ashley. How dare I'm sure we're, we all the same type of shit. Ooh. Nah. You really see that. You are not looking. June 17th at Regent Theater, doors open at 8 p.m. Show starts at 9 p.m. For me with that kind of money, still living in the projects, we had to figure it out, like. And I'm not speaking for every man in the, if I make it to be making 200 million, nigga, I can make 200,000, I feel like I supposed to fucking the bitch I want. So if Zion, if you want to do that, live your life. That nigga from South Carolina. I don't look like being faithful to a porn star. That's what I said. Ugly nigga from South Carolina, you better get it in while you can. Ain't nothing in the hell I let this shit dry. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Dray and Nicole. And you are tuned in to another episode where I drunk my feet. Show these little tricks. Now they bow, I done took y'all everywhere. Now come on over. All them vines and shit, old days and shit. What we got right here? This granddaddy, man, this is what I got for my 40th. I ain't do nothing to it. Usually I put 40s on everything I got. I ain't do nothing to this, but put some music in there, you know what I'm saying? It come from Napa Valley, the dude who sent me pictures of BB King and his motherfucking everything, man. So it's like, yeah. What did you do to do on it? I did a booty cat. Did you do the booty? Ooh, you was hitting on that joint? Yeah, 100%, give him a booty, ate all of that. A guy, damn, okay. That's living a life. When you stand on a broad mattress and you can get a girl lick your head, eat your ass, you a man, you cold-blooded. Shit, nigga be broken and bitch, man, think about it. You ever been so broke, you just feel like you about to pass away sometime soon? You be like, I know God ain't got me out here living like this. Barry and native, you understand me? You got to get this monkey off your back, you understand me? If you ain't never broke a female off no chicken. Now it's nothing that, you know, men should glorify and be proud of, but you know, it's just culture. You know, LA, they got gang culture. Right, we definitely have our own program. And let it, you know, keeping culture. Bear you, we got this. Hip culture, yeah. Tell me, I've been living in this whole town. That's crazy, ass. You get my nigga Ashley, she's one of number four. My nigga Ashley. I tried to give her a real easy name. My name is Ashley Renee. Cause I named her after the young and the wrestlers and it was later on they were sleeping with a married man, Ashley Abbott. That's too feminine though, I don't think. What they call you in the streets, Ashley? Now, you know, she got a little stud name, too, they all got cold name. What's your cold name? See? She, she might be right. With the lowercase D though. It's a lowercase. I'm tired of my gay daughter. What about my son over there? He's slow. He ain't slow. He ain't slow. He is not slow. All that Ms. Pat's show you giving him, he buying some of the best pussy in the city. That's all. I can tell he buying some good, he buying some good shit. I'll be buying him a fucking pussy, he got a girl. What the fuck that mean? What the fuck, it better not mean. You crazy, yeah. His mama famous too, got a TV show. They mama ain't famous. She is. When I go home, I'm Patricia Lee, she's famous. Well, as long as you give him the money, it's Ms. Pat. Nah, I'm not giving him a motherfuckin' thought. Ms. Pat money. Don't act like you ain't gave him shit. He a grown man. Whatever you gave him is extra anyway. That's fuck off money. He posted about a little magic city pussy with it. He ain't never been to the city. Keep doing your thing in mid-past, son. His whole life fucked up. Yeah. No, this is anywhere around her. He be all that magic city. He about to get on the phone now. I don't know what he talking about. Exactly. What you mean? They came out yet, but when they do, I don't know what he was talking about. You know, I call it a B plan. So I heard you when I was 15 and when I'm in the streets with him, everybody think that's my man. I hate that shit, too. You think he like it? Huh? You think he like it? That's your lady? Man, don't fucking play with me like that. Do you not see these lady muscles to shape just a lady? How the fuck is my lady? Everybody think we fucking. They be like, ooh, I like a chocolate jar. I said, that's my motherfucker's son, bitch. There ain't no chocolate jar. Didn't ask to show up. Everybody fuck with me? You're my titties. Don't fucking stupid, Collo. Hey, Quish. You got to stand up. Then sit down for a minute. I don't want you to smush that new budo. That's where it gets stained. You got to walk it out. Don't never sit long within an hour. See, that's what... Oh, my God. That's going to cause the purplish. That's where the discoloration comes from. Are you sitting on a leather seat? That's just your problem. Quisha, we can't do cloth no more in the big leagues now. You might as well use your picture on our brochure. We actually use it on our logo. They got a ass on our logo. Oh, you want the quisha? You want the quisha? We're in the special now. You can get the quisha. If you sign up for the subscription, we can do $600 right now. I don't want kids to watch this shit. How are your kids? No, we are sorry. Oh, they definitely watch this shit. This is the number one show amongst black people between the ages of four and 81. Four? Yeah. We got another group of people who watch the show. We got some infants. I don't know if you have young children or you just had a baby, trust me, turn this shit on and put them in front of it. They go in to sleep. They don't need the context. It's the sound of our voices at the timing and the pacing. It's really soothing to new boys and infants. It's been proven. Cats love this show. Pit bulls especially. I give videos all the time when people send me their animals and they just really tune in and watch what we got going on. That's awesome. White people too? White people fuck with this shit? I get a lot of white people come to the show. I saw you on 85 South. I get a lot of people that saw me on 85 South. Thank you audience. I appreciate that. Oh, yeah. Y'all continue to love and this show. And if you see Ashley in the streets, make sure you show her a lot of love. Give her a titty to rub. We're going to start a foundation called Titties for Ashley. She don't need no more color. Exactly. Rubber titty make a wish. Who? The rubber titty foundation. Not the rubber titty foundation. Some of them make a wish, kids. Wish is just the rubber titty. Some of them probably. They probably don't even allow that. You know, I had a special need uncle that my granddad would always give him by and pussy. That's love. But I look at, dealing with my uncle as a kid because my granddad bought him pussy on Friday. On Friday? On Friday. That's a treat. I wish somebody loved me that much. That's probably the only day they kept him in check. I think people think because people especially need, they don't want to be sexual active, but they do want to be sexual active. Yeah, but I think it's against the law to be fucking on them, man. No. What? How would you... they can fuck? You mean to tell me that they grown and they can't fuck? Just because they... My uncle was crippled. She was the only one. He fucked there on Friday. He was crippled. Monday through Thursday. No, he was crippled and he was special need. That nigga was normal. It was the pop one time we gone. I took my shower and everything. Niggas straightened up. No need no walk. He didn't have no fucking walk. He's not on Friday. As soon as he do a fucking go get my wheelchair. Not in my back. Yeah, so fucking steep. Pop, walk me to the car, man. That is not what fucking happened. Got them back then went out on me. You walked up in there. You know how it goes. Trying to bring her back to Brooklyn. Doctor said I need a back yard. Forgive me. I was going to tell my special need uncle son. Tell him. He want to hear it. I told him on my special. My granddad was buying pussy on Friday and it kept him... He thought it helped with the seizure, but you know... It did. I love holistic medicine. Hey, man, if something ever wrong with me, just do that. Just keep giving me different kinds of pussy to some side working. Please. Man, you try putting it on his face. Are you allergic to penicillin? Maybe. How you going to give it to me? Well, we was going to put it in the pussy. No, let's try it. Let's try it. Let's see what happened, man. Oh, oh. If you insist. Oh, shit. I didn't think of it as holistic medicine, but it could have been. It is. Pussy definitely got medicine in it. It probably... I think that would be a lot of them school shootings and the mad shootings. What? Like, some of them do... They be talking about because they couldn't get a woman or some shit, man. They need a man. The mad shooters. Might use a pussy. You know, I was really somebody that should open a place called Busser Nut. There you go. And then you just have a pussy behind a wall and you pay a fee to get in, and then they can just hit all the pussies that they want. Then they can be prostituted pussies. But that's what I'm saying. At some point, they're going to have the... That's not really... They're going to have the legalized prostitution. They're going to have the legalized prostitution like some medicinal prostitution. Yeah. Man, like, like, like... I can't see it. I can't see it. I got a... Man, I got a social privacy. The fucking social privacy. That's why I get so scared around people. I can't say nothing. You know, some people need one of them little dogs. I just need a little... I think it'll really help with the sleep apnea. Okay. Uh-oh. I'm glad Pussies is natural medicine. It is. I wish people had... You know, they always want people to have access to good, you know, like healthcare and public resources. I want everybody to have access to little pieces of pussy right now and then. Good clean pussy. Good clean pussy. Like, we need a, like, a place with a good reputation that's known for having good pussy in there. Did you see it? Like the Walmart of Gucci. Bustin' nut. Bustin' nut. And they got a drive-thru. Nah, you shouldn't be a drive-thru too freakin'. They got them land to be all the way down the street. No, they work at Lake Chick-fil-A. They be out there. There ain't no way. There ain't no way they're gonna be getting it. They be out there already. Put a pay. How you want them pussy with flowers, yolks, yogurt, pimples? You won't bother on your pussy. Man, come here. No. No. What's that music to me? I feel like that's somewhere you're gonna have to be buzzed in and they're gonna have to see your ID. You shouldn't be able to just pull up. Pull up the sign in. Right. Your name got to be in the database. It ain't gonna be payable. It looks like you're a new customer here. We're gonna have to get some blood working. You've been able to come back in two weeks if everything comes up. And what would it cost? Two weeks. What would it cost? What would it cost? To get in. The initial members, it's gonna sound ridiculous. Because it's a... Yeah, you got to pay the initial. It's gonna be up in there. $20,000. It might be a thousand or two. $20,000. Just to get in the database. Because then you can go to an all-loaded city. $20,000. $20,000? Because it's like a buffet. Get all you want once you get in. That's the problem right there. All you can get? Yeah. Like that membership? No, six months. Oh, hell no. That ain't even a good deal no more. You got to sell this house to get in this shit? No. You selling your truck? I think I'm trying to get in there, man. I got a little thing going on. You trying to get in the database? No, hell no. Man, I'm already in the database. I just got to renew it. My subscription. Listen, I got 24 hours to come up with $7,000. Are they going to break my dick? Listen, man, they got my nuts down, man, in the freezer. I got paper pussy. I got two more pieces of paperwork and my social security card supposed to come back. We kicking it all the next week if y'all want to. Sound like you guys been there. Hell no. No. I don't know. I don't know. That's a lot. That's a lot. $20,000. Got to be at least $600,000. That's the price of booty hold. I'm saying like you got to... That's the gold booty hold. That's temporary. What you think they're doing with the old ones? Refurbish them. Refurbish them. I ain't got nothing back there, dude. No, man, you know, pick up as Wednesday. What can we expect from the next season of Ms. Past Show? What you got in there? Surprises. We got a lot of surprises. You can't tell us. No, I can't tell you. I know that. No. I knew it. And you know... Give us a hint. Give the people a hint. You know... It's gonna be funny. It's gonna be funny. We trust that. Yeah. I mean, I can't give away the fucking show. It's gonna be funny. I got some other things I'm working on, too. I sold another show and some other things. So, coming down the pipeline, but... That's what's up. You know, because I'm going into the, you know, next season of the Ms. Past Show. So, things are starting... You get about five, six, you know. So, it's on to the next thing. I mean, I'm thankful, you know, if it go past four, if it go past five or six, it was a show that wasn't supposed to last. So, wasn't he supposed to get out there? I'm just thankful. It's hell. You know that... You know your car getting broken into tonight. We are shooting a special, and you is doing your only fans content on stage. Shit. I'm trying to get some old follow-up there. This is easy. We, that shit ain't got too strong. Why you say that? Because I was had the other day ordered a pregnancy pillow. The one that you lay between the legs, that ain't really a bad idea. I'm at home taking naps like I'm 10 months. High day shows, I ain't got to go nowhere. You know shows come and take three, four years off and then come back on with... Yeah. Come back, so you can come back to it, you know. Yeah. If you choose to. Yeah. What you want to do that you ain't did yet, or that's like top of your list. Yeah, who you want to have on there that you ain't had on there yet? Come on on Ice Cube. You know I love me some Ice Cube. Yeah, I'm a big Ice Cube fan. I always had a crush on him. I mean, not like that, but... Your husband ain't gonna need you. Your husband's gonna come out the house that day. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. I've got you more fucking Ice Cubes. My stupidest goddamn Swoozie. Your dumbest goddamn Ice Cube. I tell you that. Get in the car. Pat, Pat, Patrish, money. Both of you off. Go ahead and sneak up your little Friday. You know if you got the... Hey, hey, if I was still at the General Motors, God dammit, hey. The General Motors. I don't know, I mean, you know, we're gonna have some really good guest stars this year, so I'm looking forward to that. I'm excited. I really am. So, but the things I would like to do, I would like to do more movies. I like to create movies. Oh, what's your, if you can have any, what type of character do you want to play, ideally in your head? I would like to really do something serious. I want to see you play a church lady. That's easy for a big black woman, Carlos. From the hood. All them bitches from the hood. That's so crap. All them bitches, they so pussy, I so crap. That's the difference. Yeah. Prostitutes ain't the best actresses. Drug dealers can act. They got to. That's part of the situation. Yeah. You got to act like you ain't sitting drunk. You got to act like the dope good where you know it ain't shit. Come on, man. Fuck with me. I mean, I would, I would tell you, I love comedy, because, you know, we're comedians, so anytime we get in comedy roles, that's just like us really performing. Yeah. So, but I would love to do something dramatic. We make some of the best serious actors, too, I think. I don't think we get a lot of opportunities to do it, but I think when we get the shot. I mean, look at Eddie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Eddie don't need every damn thing. Oh. You know, I'm trying to think of other comedians that big like Eddie that, I don't think nobody did as many movies as Eddie as a comedian. No. That's the go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker. Yeah. Kevin Hart. Jamie Foxx. Oh, yeah, Kevin Hart. Jamie Foxx. Yeah. Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx. We crazy. Yeah. We love everything Jim Carrey did. I mean, he got a lot of time to watch movies. He did the house a lot. I know he got a theater. Do you have a theater? Yeah. Did you know they wrote the mask in Miami? At Dan Moreno's house. It's on the extended cut of the DVD. Not a kitchen up since I left the General Remotes. Not a kitchen up. You know what I hate about my husband being retired is because he's, my husband is 52. And he listened to the TV really loud. And I'm like, nigga, you don't work around machines no more. Why the fuck is this TV 099? And he only watched black and white movies. And he said he expect, you know, I'm a hood bitch. I don't want to see no motherfucking Babe Roof suit, motherfucking playing baseball. I'm like, dude, everybody dead. The audience dead. The announcer dead. The players dead. The fuck is you watching this? Oh, shit. I'm surprised that he could show up on the fucking TV. But you be quiet so I can see who won this shit. This is rap footage, baby. You don't get to see the world series. Shit a hundred years ago. Come on, nigga. I'm like, everything black walking. I came home last night. The nigga watched the black boy. That's getting the hell out of me. It's 40. Then he 52 and came here. Shit. And watch a damn, that's it. I don't even do it while black and white. I'm like, do you know this TV coming going? Why the fuck are you watching this black and white TV, nigga? Black and white got a little crazy in HD. No, he didn't love it. I mean, he be watching all them actors. I don't know who the fuck they are. They was a shit when they were back in 52. How he know about this shit? Oh, he read a lot. Maybe two years ain't that long ago. No, but he liked old shit. He loved old shit. I'm like, I mean, he fall asleep with this shit. I'm like, nigga. So I be on the phone with my friend. I'm like, do you know all that hood? Listen to this shit on loud. Every old nigga listen to the TV loud. I mean, I'll be in the other one. I'm like, turn the goddamn TV down, Gary. What you say? I said, baby, can you turn the TV down? Yeah, you know what? I'm so loud. You don't want to hear that shit. He just be trying to see if you're going to say something. Turn the goddamn TV. Who you talking to? My mother fucking thought so. He worked all them goddamn years that play. Turn this motherfucker up loud. I want to meet Humphrey Bogart. Who else to reveal? That's what he said to me. He be watching Humphrey Bogart. Yeah, Humphrey Bogart. She is loving that new candy. I'm like. You never watch Castle Blogger? Nigga, I don't watch them. It's the greatest movie ever made. It's not, but that's what they say. That's what they say. It's a good ass wife movie. Yeah, when they weren't making movies. Yeah. She was good to make a movie. I mean, there's some time I come in and he be watching shit. I don't know where he get this shit from. When they didn't even talk on TV, they just act. Yeah. I said, what the fuck is wrong with you? You have drove that man completely crazy. No. That man, I'm, I, he demanded always. When I met that man. You said 31 years. Yeah. When I met him, he was watching Sidefield. One of no niggas in the streets watching Sidefield. That shit was terrible. I don't know how that shit lasted that long. Comedians, LB, all these platforms kissing ass. I'm like, that shit is good. That shit is terrible. You know what, Carlos? I ain't gonna lie to you. I thought it was some white foe shit. It is. No. I watched that shit one day. It funnier than a motherfucker. Hell, man. And you gotta be unhigh. See, the problem with you, you're going and you're watching that shit. I'm finna smoke now, cause you gotta be stressed to fuck out. Ain't no way I'm finna find that shit funny. I've tried. I've tried many times. I don't get it. I'm telling you, Carlos, if you really sit down and watch it, it's funny. Fuck no. Somebody sent me a clip of that shit. I was like, man. That shit, I don't know what it is. That just felt worse than the shit. I just felt the whole show was racist. What? Didn't he talk about niggas? I don't, I know. Exactly. That's what he felt like. And then the little fat nigga was selling all them pretzels. Like some about pretzels I just don't fuck with. Who saw a pretzel? The little bald nigga. I ain't never seen him sell them on fucking pretzels. He was the pretzel man. For roll gold. Oh, he was on the commercial. Yeah, he was depressed. He said, come on. Don't play with me, man. Don't play with me. I've been had cable. You've been had cable? Been had cable. Well, you know, that's what made me really like him because he liked sign feel. Who? And my husband read the newspaper every day. I had never met a nigga like that. He ain't ever choice. Huh? The internet wasn't popping like that. Yeah, so he read the newspaper. He ain't ever do it. The nigga was selling dope and getting bitches pregnant. I met a black man with no fucking kid. That was a miracle. That's a miracle? Back in the old day. There's a bunch of niggas out here with no babies. Those are niggas that ain't claiming them. Nah, there's a bunch of niggas out here who don't have none. Ted Bundy, how many kids you got? Zero. Niggas ain't got no kids. Oh. Uniball. Uniball. I don't write Ted Bundy eight niggas. I'm sorry. You don't even have a dog. What? He don't even have a dog. A go? A dog. Well, he shouldn't have a dog. He ain't got shit. He's just him. Just him in a gym bag. He ain't the type of nigga to get pulled over by the police and get beat up. Oh, no. He ain't going to get pulled over. He ain't that type of nigga. I mean, he ain't do shit. He looks suspicious. He ain't a nigga to us. He ain't a nigga to them like that. Oh, yeah. He's like a college student. He's straight. He look very intel. He a nice looking guy. I'm not going to agree with that shit. I guarantee if you gave a haircut in Shea, I would give a fuck if you ever gave a haircut again. I don't care what that nigga do this later. Hold it. Hold on you, baby. Oh, yeah. Ashing it. You can turn straight. That's your ass. That's a nasty. That's a raspy. No, it ain't. You don't have to take this joke. You don't have to take this. See how they laugh when they abuse black men? That's black men abuse funny. He say they want to abuse black men? Hell, yeah. I'm sorry, Joe. She want to pay a gift about a nigga. You ain't shit. Because that nigga laid back and said, yeah, that's my sister. Crazy. He laid back for her ass. They changed her bit, boy. Little my sister, bro. She put like this big in her mind. Damn. That's crazy, Asher. We're going to keep you lifted and prepped over. Summer coming up. One of these niggas might catch you slipping. You never know, Asher. You never know. This might be your breakout, Asher. Yeah, I need her. You know what? I need her knocked up like the brat. Really? Knocked up like the brat. She a good looking woman, too. Got some nice titties on her. Nice titties. Real ones, too. She sit up high. Tell she a good person because they fern. The brat. No, Ashley. Ashley gave me a sad hug. And then you know how like a tittie smushes, but that little tittie. No, you don't. You don't. Nice tittie. How about you? Okay. They sit on a lap night. Ashley, you were just very strange today. I don't know what you had for lunch or what. Or what you didn't have. Yeah, I think it's about the time you're going to lay down and get you a nap. Or have a snickers or something. Because you're not yourself right now, Ashley. You're not yourself. You're not yourself. Somebody get her red bulls in a yoo-hoo. Not a red bull. Just leave some energy and some protein. Oh. Well, Miss Pat, we're going to wrap this up before Ashley fucks somebody in here. I don't want that on me. You feel me? I don't know what she might pull out of the bag. What? I appreciate that. Make sure y'all go watch the third season of the Miss Pat Show. It's streaming now on BT Plus and it's also on BET on Linear. And it's on VH1. So make sure y'all go check me out. Three channels. Three channels. Let's go. Before we leave, I want everybody to know. Ashley got a deal though that she keepin' a guitar case. 85 South Show. Miss Pat, we are here. Y'all so stupid. Get my eyelashes by the fall off. That's what we said. You want to know what we said on the rest of this video? Go to that. 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