 And she said, Now that's a katana. Getting you jokes, Yang. Guys, shut up! What is it? Your Uncle Crow? Isn't he the drunk loudmouth? He prefers reckless rogue. He's super cool. I suppose there are worse role models out there. I mean, he's definitely cool, but I'm not sure I'd go as far to say role model. I'm telling him you said that. Was that your Uncle Crow? He's really cool. I'm taking you out to dinner tonight. Wear something pretty and don't be late. Now you're being a Yang man. What weird thing are you guys doing? Yang's my new life coach. She's teaching me to get what I want by being more assertive. Appetizer before dinner. Ew, I changed my mind. Okay, message received. May have gone too far. Can someone let me out, please? Yeah, he's not ready to be a Yang man. Yeah, that makes sense. This is what we call role and snake guys. Hi guys, what's going on? Up top. What kind of life lessons is he teaching you? You know, like, love is for suckers and rules are for fools. Crow, what are you telling my girls? It's a harsh world out there, Ty. I'm just teaching them what they need to know. Uh, I've already taught them everything they need to know about justice, honor, and maintaining excellent oral hygiene. Great job girls. It is all the boring stuff and Uncle Crow can teach us all the cool stuff. I'm cool too. I'm a cool dad, right? Good one, dad. Wait, are you serious? But I have a tattoo and sweet cargo shorts. Yeah, that's adorable. Come on girls, let's go set off some illegal fireworks. I can do anything Crow can do. Blah, blah, blah, break all the rules. Look at my messy hair that I spend an hour every day styling. Hey bartender, give me another drink. It's been two minutes since my last one. It burns! From the gym, I am sweaty. Gonna hop in the shower. Sounds good. Why'd you have to wake me up for that? I don't care. When do you skateboard? I've been skateboarding for years. I guess you should notice because I'm so chill about it. That's why you can stop now. That's why, stop. Girls, check this out. Whoa, oh much. Yeah, I used to have some pretty sick moves when I was younger. You want me to teach you my sick moves? No, that's okay, dad. I know how much you girls look up to your Uncle Crow because he's so cool. I just want you to think that I'm cool too. That's way better than being cool. Now please, stop trying to get yourself killed. Well, I guess I did alright if I raised girls like you. Well, my work here is done. But you didn't really do anything? Didn't I, rabbit girl? Didn't I? My name's Velvet. I don't care. Thanks for watching. If you want to support the people that make this, you can also check out I Have Notes, our Select All content, even our live action content. It all goes to the same spot. Thank you, bye.