 Are you sick? Yeah, I feel horrible, dude. Say no more. I knew this day would come. I'll go ahead and handle all of your meetings and projects today, and give me your phone, actually. Okay, why? I'm contacting all your close relatives and friends to start a meal train for you. What? Thanks, dude. Don't talk. It only worsens your symptoms. I also want to say that you're extremely good-looking, and your girlfriend should not have broken up with you. What an idiot.