 I lost my appetite. Hi, bitches. My name is fabric paint pens because apparently they're a thing and I'm 100% buying them You'll only understand if you watch the last video, which you probably didn't anyways. I I'm not looking forward to this video mainly because I don't want to do it But I think one person tweeted at me saying they want me to be an e-boy or a soft boy And when I first read it I said what is that and I searched it up now I realized why I hate tiktok so much. You know what's weird? I sound old saying tiktok. I'm fucking 18 I'm in the same generation as those people. I don't know what you've been doing, but whoo That is not vine is all I'll say. Someone's already made a video about this. I think his name is Curtis Connor He does a wonderful job at roasting the shit out of these people. I'm not gonna do that today I'm going to unfortunately turn into it just to show you how much it sucks just so we can see the full Transformation and so I can have a good thumbnail. I'm gonna show you what I normally dress like usually you have a thrifted shirt That was like five dollars thrifted pants. These are my favorite pair so far thrifted shoes. These are Doc Martens and Weird ass socks. They're avocados and I always have a belt. Hold on. Let me just oh it's a tiktok now. Wow I'm so uncomfortable filming vertically. So this is how I normally dress and today. We're gonna turn into an e-boy For anyone who doesn't have tiktok. Thank you by the way Let me just tell you what an e-boy means according to Urban Dictionary a boy that probably skates has his nails painted with Rings wears beanies maybe has a cute e-girlfriend always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under t-shirts Their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet. I'm fortunately unfortunate Fortunately, we can still appreciate them on Instagram. There's no appreciating in my world, but maybe that's just me I'm sorry, but if you think that is what emo means you did not go to middle school hot topic would eat these people up for Breakfast you don't listen to panic at a disco one time and suddenly turn into this So it's normally all black clothes. How many chains do I need to turn into an e-boy? How much of a will to live do I need to lose to become an e-boy guys? Oh, this is perfect So I have to smoke because lung cancer is so cool guys. Let's just start off with The fucking makeup. All right, no one laughing my makeup mug So it's mainly all black. Good thing is I got Maybelline black shadow. Let's see how fast I can ruin my face I guess I'm just gonna put it all over my eye Well shit, let's zoom in on this. Oh, it looks like I've been crying. Oh, that's the goal though That is the goal. We have to be a sad boy. Let me just talk about my opinion on this trend. Why does it exist? I just want to know why people are so attracted to this all of a sudden Why are we suddenly falling for Assholes and as Curtis Conner said fuck boys in disguise. What happened to liking someone with a good personality Maybe has a job is probably passionate about something. Maybe musically a client probably can sing a little No, you want to have someone who dresses up for a living only on the internet because I've never seen one in person Name one time you've seen an e-boy walking down the street and the thing is these guys know it works They know it attracts people and like what do you expect them to do sing like Brendon Urie? Obviously, I'm not trying that hard cuz I don't give a shit Let me try to show that I maybe have some makeup skills It looks like I have not had sleep for weeks Which is perfect and if anyone's watching and they're like stop making fun of them. They're nice They're cute. Have you talked to them you have conversations with them every day How long are they gonna dress like that in their life like picture of full-on adult dressing like an e-boy? I'm talking your father your grandfather. It won't happen. And if it does happen this generation is fucked Oh my god. I wanted to clear my love for Satan. I want to do the fucking I roll thing. You know, I looked up I roll thing e-boy to find that video I know this is mainly on Instagram and TikTok. That was already fucked up social media apps in general However, Twitter has my back and they're still sane. They make fun of TikTok every single day on that app And I love it and the thing is I don't have like a hatred against TikTok I'll admit it's a little bit better than musically Maybe you can be funny instead of lip-syncing your life away, but the videos that say TikToks that radiate vines No, no nothing is on the level of vine energy. Those two are incomparable don't even try it. Is this attractive to you? Is there even a personality behind an e-boy like if I was only liked for for my looks? I feel like I feel like the Dolan twins It just seems dehumanizing to me and I could never do that because I value Entertainment I like to have a personality on the internet. I don't want to be subjected to my looks You know because if you're an e-boy like Five million other people dressed like you. Okay, am I done here? This is good enough. Now that that's done. I think I need eyeliner. These people put a Teardrop under their eye thinking they invented it The one time you're needed again, you don't want to show up. Okay. I got a solution for that Don't do this kids. I am a sad boy The thing is there is a clear difference between dressing how you want to and dressing for fucking attention Check those snap dress stories of people who dress uniquely. They don't care about what other people think Meanwhile, TikTok is about getting enough likes and making sure you have followers I feel like my eyebrows are not deep enough So like let me just fill them in and if people are like Frederick You're just saying all this cuz you're jealous of them. I'm sorry jealous of what they look like an email circus clown And that says a lot coming from me who dresses like a clown on a daily basis. No, thank you. I don't want to deal with that I'm looking at the viewfinder right now and I'm just so Disappointed with myself. This is what my channel has come to get this fucking hair out of the way I really want to know how long e-boys dressed up like this Like you do one TikTok and then what you just sit around for the rest of the day with all of that stuff on Do you know how loud those chains probably are those chains would rattle every second like it doesn't seem like a Useful look plus they dress like that in the summer who wears two shirts over the summer. I can't just I want to talk to one of them Yeah, I think I look dead enough. Okay Now we're gonna change into the outfit. I don't really wear black all the time But I do have a gray sweater this part will be cut off because it'll be only replaced by this Think it's the most e-boy you can get it has drips. I think that's edgy You have to have stripes for some goddamn reason. Oh, I forgot about pants I have these Levi's that don't fit me at all. I stopped wearing them two years ago So I don't know how I'm gonna fit in them. I'll try my best. Let's get naked. Oh my god These skinny jeans are literally they're literally so tight if an e-boys wearing jeans this skinny They're probably gay like what the heck guys. This is how girls get ready Oh my god, I have to tuck this sweater. Oh, this is gonna be terrible. Wait, okay Second layer even though it's 90 degrees outside. Am I an evil yet? Ew. Ew. Ew. I see it. I see the abomination Sorry mom and dad. Oh you crap. I can't walk Are you trying to tell me I'm fat? What the fuck? Thank you for reminding me that I've gained some weight since two years ago Oh my god waist smashed. Let me put on the belt of despair There's a good reason e-boys are not models think about that for a second Sorry, I vomited a little my god my nails aren't painted Oh, I do have nail polish, but it's in red from my prom video and I need darker So like where's my sharpie? Is this cute to you by the way Even e-boy has his nails painted and is wearing skinny jeans. He's probably a bottom Like how do you dress like this and still be homophobic Kyler? I don't understand these boys There's a reason I never want to dress like this ever again. Oh, it's black like my soul. Wait wait I don't have a soul. I don't have a soul. Remember that. Oh the left hand is gonna be terrible This is my good marker by the way, so I'm doing this for you e-boys. Let me join your cult Honestly at this point, I'm willing to call e-boys fake emos I wasn't even emo and I can tell it's fake. The only time you'll find a true emo is in middle and high school All right, I look even stupider now. I have two rings. Is that good enough for you? FYI, they are mood rings What's the next step? Oh? Oh, yeah, I have to put on stupid shoes. Hold on. I can't move These aren't knock-off Doc Martens that I found at the thrift store Unfortunately, they're like perfect for this look. Do I roll up my jeans? You see what they look like rolled up Also to fashion companies out there Can you just make jeans that are a little bit more cropped cuz look at this shit look at it down to my ankle Sorry, I'm just very very hot right now. I'm sweating so much. I hate this Ow Am I edgy now? Am I an edgelord? Hi, my name is Evan. I'm 15 years old. I'm an e-boy I don't have a girlfriend But if I did I probably abuse that because I'm an asshole. That is the energy I get and don't even give me the not all e-boys are assholes Frederick Sure, they're 100% humble because they don't know they look good and abuse it to get girls They're not a fuck-boy in hiding. Don't check their Instagram from 2009 They're not really a fuck-boy because like those pictures from 2010 of them taking a mirror selfie isn't really them. No No, they're sweet e-boys are sweet I won't even get me start on soft boys because I sometimes dress like the stereotype and y'all are faking it I got them on. Okay. I'll admit. I do like the boots. Shit. This really does look like them. I Want to take it off. I realize my hair is not done. Look at me a second So normally I have either a man bun or full-on soup bang thing and sometimes I have this one hairstyle Well, fuck. I mean that worked. Yep. This is a look. All right. Let's do a tiktok guys I'm sorry. This is you. What do they do like? Whoa, am I doing it right, huh? Huh? Yeah, fuck this. I'm done. I'm done. No, I can't do this. All right Well, e-boys don't date them. Don't boost their ego. It's already big enough And if you enjoyed give this video a like leave a comment down below or subscribe for more below average videos like this Sorry for not posting last week. It was Terrible week. I will explain another day But just want to thank all of you for dealing with my shit and now we'll read a coming out story real quick If you're new here I read coming out stories every video because I encourage you to be yourself I came out on accident to my mom when she had her lesbian song on called all the things she said By the way, my mom is bi she paused the song and asked if I was lesbian and I shook my head and went out thinking I said No, but I'm something else my heart stopped but I looked up She looked very happy. She then asked if I was bi I shook my head and then said something else Then she said doesn't start with a P. I nodded and she said I knew that sign on your hand meant something I had the pan sign on my hand for months She then went on her phone and searched it up guest pansexual and I nodded as I begin to cry But then she came up to me and hugged me and said she accepts me I recently told her I was non-binary and she's gonna let me buy boy clothes Yeah, I would expect that your mother who is bi would accept you for being pan I'm glad I went good for you. All right. I'm gonna rip these clothes off my body now So I love you guys and everything is less than three. I will admit though Fertrick had good taste and genes when he was 16 years old