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Animals Spread Disease Constantly - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 7

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Published on Aug 29, 2012

Every living being on this planet is a facilitator of unspeakable disease and malady. No true refuge exists from the monolithic and all-encompassing scourge of bacteria jettisoned out during the trillions of metabolic activities conducted in a single second.

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CoCo Films
You can't simply imagine how genius everything you make is...I hereby thank you, Onion, for providing me with limitless entertainment and sarcasm. However, I still can't see how you are making a profit with so little views and so little people knowing about you despite the solid production. I really wish you to succeed; the day I see millions of views on your videos is the day I restore my fate in the human kind. Thank you.
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Malik Bausley
"Our closest relative, the Chimpanzee, is itself the fountainhead of AIDS. Bitter at the ascendency of man, these scheming apes brewed this deadly virus in their jungle lairs." I lost it. 
bravetherainbow
oh my gosh that cute cute duck and the idea of chimpanzees viciously creating AIDS to unleash upon humans so great
Thorne
what he said about penguins had me rolling. Lmao
ling ning
tears of laughter .. omg lol thanks onion.
Sandy Hooker
hey, why did you show a deer in this video? I thought deer were fine?!
Another Ghost
oh shit DUCKPLAGUE
Mr.Dr.Kaiser
"Duck plague." Ducking gold.
Shawn S
Their cuteness doesn't have me fooled. They are filthy selfish slobs. They just don't care. Just look at that bratty puppy sitting in the food dish. Who does he think he is?
WTF 7
Those fucking monkeys scheming in their jungle lairs. KILL ALL THE MONKEYS, KILL ALL THE MONKEYS!!!!
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