 Well, you caught on a trap. Well, how about that? Is it, he got caught on a trap? Was that the line? Yeah, caught on a trap. Well, how about that? How about that? She's, Alexis is a Rocky Horror Picture Show virgin. She hasn't seen it yet. Ooh. You think she'll like it though? Huh? You think she'll like that? She'll. That's the thing. The truth. Hey, welcome back to our TV direction. I'm Corbin. I'm Rick. And also Instagram and Twitter. Are juicy. So juicy. Thanks for telling us Twitter can't ring the bell, but welcome guys. It's as juicy as a prime rib. Follow us on our personal YouTube channel. Like those kinda things. Or our fresh orange right off the tree. I'm gonna do some stand up. This is called My First Relationship. Ah! Stand a comedy by, say her name. Uh, Ashwaryam Mohanraj. Didn't we see her? Uh... One of the few female stand-ups we've seen. Or we have not seen her. I don't know. Okay, we haven't seen her. I don't believe we haven't seen her. Shut up! Okay, here we go. Leave me! Here we go. I'm the Neen and the Man, Rockstar, Superstar, Nicky, Park, Shree, Sweet and the Sexy. How do you say sex here, huh? My name is Ashwarya. I did this show called Comic-Stan. For the people who don't know what Comic-Stan is, it's basically a reality show. Okay, uh, it's like Indian Idol. Right? With the only difference being that Indian Idol is... way funnier. The show has done well for me. Yeah, uh, I get to travel a lot. I went to Gurkav the other day. I reached the hotel. Okay, and this receptionist, she was like, Oh, madam, this is a single occupancy room. No, boy is allowed. Did you drop her in Bombay, mom? I believe she says also after eight o'clock. How did she get to know that? I locked my legs there. Went for my show and for my performance, this girl comes up to me. You know, full, excited, bubbly. She was like, oh, she was just staring at me. Joke, Sonana Sali. She asked, see, I, I felt bad. I won't die. I felt bad. But then she said, wait a minute. My name is Gulli. And Shruti's face is Gulli. Shruti is Gulli. First relationship. First relationship fight, right? Like how, get in your stomach. Waiting for them to text. Just constantly, wait for them to text. I don't even have a smile. How old were you when you had your first relationship? Kind of good. 22. 22? What? I was 13. Not with me, mom. My new was 13. She's quick. And I feel like 13-year-old should not be allowed to date. Allow me to date. Because what are you doing when you're 13? Huh? You've just gone to age standard. You've joined her, back his glass. The highlight of your year is, that chapter is going to come in 6 months. If it's going to be a graph, then 1 centimeter is equal to arm inches. Never say fuck. I would call it the F word. You know, if someone said fuck around, I'd just be like, huh? Now someone says fuck, I'm just like, how? You know what I mean? Love calls me like this. The crush. And what a crush I had. Oof! He was the topper of the class. He was the whole lord of hair. He put on glasses. He looked like a proper chumu. His name was Ayush. But he looked like a wild cottage. Ayush and I are discussing the history project over a call. And they were like, British. Huh? Moinja Tharo. Harappa. Project is about Vietnam. And into the conversation, Ayush was like, listen, whom do you like? And I was like, I don't like anyone. I'm like, oh, I don't like anyone. Are you ready? First you tell. No, no, you tell. First you tell. No, no, you tell. Of course this went on for half an hour. And I went to this. Ayush was like, I asked you if you like someone. And you were supposed to say yes or no. And vice versa. So he started. He said, do you like Otha? And I was like, no. And I asked him, dude, do you like Vaishnavi? And he said, dude, she's my cousin. So you don't like her? Because she's damn hot. So he was like, one minute. Do you like her? Only after 8 o'clock. I started that. Let's just do one thing. If you like me, and I like you, at the count of three, we'll cut the call. So he started one, two. And I cut the call. And then I was like, oh, I hope he cut the call. Because now I have no idea, no? Who cut the call? He cut the call. I cut the call. MPNL cut the call. I'm just staring at the phone. Oh my God. The phone started ringing. And I immediately picked it up. And it was Ayush. And he was like, dude. Thank you, Shreya. Was that Shreya? Yeah, it said sub sub by Shreya. Yeah, it said sub sub by the little notes. They have little notes in the subs. Very funny. Very funny. She is a very funny girl. Smartly written. I love the bring back around of the 8 o'clock. That was smart. Yeah, she has the a very common way to of doing stand up. You basically just tell. Story teller. When it works, it's just freaking hilarious. Yep. She was very, very funny. A very funny lady. Yeah, I don't know what to say about that. Yeah. And she's a real easy warm up to. There's some comedians that you take a while to warm up to them for a number of reasons. And she's very quickly you feel like she's just being herself. She's being very genuine. Very comfortable. Really good. Where was she that you can't have boys in your room? All over India, man. But in the developed places? Heck yeah. You have to prove if you're not going to stay in a hotel with somebody like if next trip taken to India your wife comes with you. But not in Bombay or Delhi. Yes. Yes, in hotels you have to prove that. Well it's because there was three of us that were in there and the places were reserved for us in advance by other people. I don't think it's in Mumbai. It may not be in Mumbai. It might be in other places. I don't think it's in at least Delhi and Mumbai. Pretty sure it's all over India. I did not have to prove any of that. And I booked all the hotels. From here? Yes. I don't think it's all over India. I believe there are places I think it's all over India. Where if you're going in and it's two people of the opposite sex they're going to ask if you're married and if you're not they may not let you get the room. But they didn't. That's because there was two guys in a girl. That's even worse. I don't think the places we went and especially those specific places we went may not but it does happen all over India. All over but I don't think in Mumbai or Delhi especially. It would not surprise me if it happens in Delhi and Mumbai. It would surprise me if it happened in Delhi and Mumbai. Those are the two big especially Mumbai. Mumbai would extremely surprise me. I would be surprised by Mumbai but I wouldn't be shocked in any way because I think it happens all over the place. The only people who can tell us are you. Tell us that I'm right and Rick is absolutely wrong. I believe it happens just not there. Maybe in like Goa. Probably definitely not Goa. What happens to Goa? All the places for it did not to happen. It would probably Goa. Goa.